My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 303 Unspeakable Things

literature? It's a lie, in the books handed down from ancient times, it has never been mentioned that the relics have suits.

There was a lot of discussion in the audience.

"Why did I say that, please calm down and let me explain." Chen Fang knocked on the table to quiet down the commotion caused by his words just now.

"There is no mention of suits in the literature, but there are descriptions of the ancient gods and biographies of the people's deeds at that time. Everyone should be clear about this, so I won't talk about it."

"I'm not a polymath, but I like to look for all kinds of previous legends and biographies of people. Just a while ago, I accidentally saw a piece of people described in a residual picture and related records in my memory. Wear similar weapons." Chen Fang said while showing the style of the female armor to everyone on the scene through the projection equipment connected to the amplifier.

"Aww." When the wolves saw the armor that stood out from the crowd, they howled involuntarily.

"Isn't this the female armor that has never been sold?"

"Tsk tsk, it's too prickly...It's exposed. As long as it's a normal woman, no one will cast it into the weapon, and the demand for that part is quite special, and it's not something that ordinary people can have."

"Everyone be quiet, I haven't finished yet." Chen Fang knocked on the table again.

"It's this armament that made me suspect that the so-called relic armament should be the weapons and equipment used by people in the era of the gods before. Because of the changes caused by the energy storm, it became what it is now."

"As for why, I don't know. Anyway, with the help of a certain boss in the business alliance, I have gone through untold hardships. According to the literature, I finally managed to find the other missing parts and complete the project. This is the first suit in the world."

"Please see that this is the rendering of the armed forces I drew." Chen Fang released the picture of a beautiful woman with a negative chain that he had drawn for the people on the scene to see.

"My mother, it's so fierce."

"Her protruding back, her waist is still thin, she is really a stunner."

"What kind of technique is used for this painting? It's so real."

"Is the woman in the painting a real person?"

"I can't stay out of the house, I can't get out of bed. If I have such a wife, I probably won't live for a month."

"I like the way she licks her lips and looks at people. To be honest, my heart feels like tickling."

"Brother, what are you shaking?"

"I told you that you might not believe it. I can usually last for thirty seconds, but I only lasted for two seconds just now."

"???"

"Sure enough, it's not suitable for children."

"I'm still a child, this painting is too cruel, my reason tells me I should go, but my body refuses, what should I do?"

Chen Fang's drawing is really provocative, and he used realistic sketches. The beauties on it are drawn like real people, and with the set of weapons worn on the women, they are full of sex, although the key parts are covered up. To be honest, but I can't bear the 70% exposure. This world's art is biased. Where have people seen this kind of painting, it will naturally arouse people's infinite imagination.

"Ahem, everyone, we are discussing serious academic issues now, please don't be distracted." Chen Fang turned off the painting, he did this on purpose, otherwise everyone would not be interested in listening to him.

The painting was gone, and everyone was a little disappointed, but they began to focus on Chen Fang.

"The woman on this effect picture, I am not a scribbler, I restored it bit by bit based on the description of the biography and the appearance of the woman on the residual picture, and the name of this set of weapons, the saint of redemption and the redemption The queen is not barking." When Chen Fang spoke, his face was expressionless, and he looked serious, which added a sense of convincing.

Everyone at the scene was completely attracted.

"The documents and biographies are seriously damaged, and the story is not so complete, but the general context is still clear."

"In the Era of the Gods, there was a place called Nimon, and a country called Doushi appeared. The third generation supreme ruler was a queen named Shabi."

"Queen Shabi is very beautiful and sexy. All men will be intoxicated by her beauty when they see her. She is domineering, and all women are jealous of her."

"In addition to her beauty that makes men and crazy women jealous, she is also very powerful. She is the most powerful person in the kingdom, and no one can match her."

"But this beautiful Her Majesty has a very eccentric hobby. According to records, she summons ten strong men into the palace every night to do indescribable things." Chen Fang said and stopped here.

This stop was not at the right time, and the wolves were listening intently, wanting to know what exciting things would happen next, but they didn't have anything to say, and suddenly became dissatisfied.

"Tell me, tell me what happened next."

"That's right, what indescribable thing happened to a woman and ten hunks, you can describe it."

The wolves and monkeys at the scene anxiously wanted to know the following.

This is an auction, not a story meeting. I'm here to sell things, not tell jokes. Chen Fang pointed out his middle finger to the wolves in his heart.

If I really want to go on, it's not 404 anymore.

"Everyone, it's useless for you to be anxious. The documents and biographies I read are serious materials, not novels. There will be detailed descriptions there, but what is written on them is indescribable. What can I do? Just imagine it yourself." Chen Fangsong said with a shrug.

The wolves were disappointed, but they didn't argue any more.

"According to the records, those men were carried out after one night covered in bruises, and died not long after. Before they died, someone asked if the queen had tortured them cruelly, but it was strange that almost all the men from the queen's bedroom People who came out of it all said that although the queen's chains did harm, what they got was not pain, but the salvation of the soul and the extraordinary happiness in the body. If there is an afterlife, I would like to try again." Chen Fang said and stopped again.

"Nimma, I think I already know what the queen did to those men."

"Me too."

"Tsk tsk, eye-opening."

"To be honest, if the queen really looks similar to the one in the painting, I'd like it too."

"abnormal."

"Isn't this an auction? It feels like I'm here to hear a story."

"Whatever, let's take a break anyway, and it's tiring to keep auctioning and auctioning."

"Everyone, don't argue, I'll make up...I haven't finished yet." Chen Fang knocked on the table and said.

"As for why the tortured man didn't hate the queen until his death, I'm a relatively pure person and I don't understand it, but I searched a lot of information, it may be related to the queen's own ability, she seems to have the ability to punish people and make people feel guilty. People get the salvation of the soul, so as to obtain the ability of peace of mind, and because of this she won the title of Queen of Redemption."

"Because of the queen's weird hobby, men lost their lives constantly. Over time, the number of adult men in the Doushi country changed very little. Finally, one day, they were invaded by foreign countries. As you can imagine, the country was ruined and the family was destroyed. Except for the powerful queen who escaped from the Doushi Kingdom, almost all the others died under the enemy's cavalry."

"After the country was subjugated, the Queen of Punishment came to her senses and embarked on the road of revenge. As for the process, I accidentally learned about the lack of this part of the document. I only know that when the queen awakened and succeeded in revenge, she embarked on the road of redemption. .”

Accidentally understand? In fact, Chen Fang didn't want to make up any more, and the more he said, the more flaws he would have.

"The maiden of the flower crown who feels that she has committed the crime of subjugation, wears a mandala-patterned battle suit, wears double chains, and walks on the earth in a sinister posture, accepting the whipping from others to redeem the past crime."

"The above paragraph is written in the final concluding remarks, and a broken picture of guilt is also attached."

"Whether this suit is equipped with double chains, seductive posture, guilty posture, or the floral patterns on it, they are all the same as the records I have seen in the literature. I have reason to confirm that this set of relic armed It was what Queen Shabi wore during her guilt trip."

"The above is all." After Chen Fang finished speaking, he waited for everyone to come back to their senses, so that he could start formally fooling around.

"I'll go, the amount of information is a bit large, especially the sentence that gladly accepts the whipping from others to atone for past sins."

"This has changed a lot. From S to M, I'm as different as I am when I'm drunk."

"It's normal to suffer a drastic change and a big change in temperament. I don't think it's surprising."

"I always feel that this guy is feeding us something impure."

"I feel the same way, I feel that I want to shoot it back now, and then let my wife cast it, and then, hehehe."

"You will open a new world brother, take it easy."

"Let's start shooting, whether it's a suit or not, the appearance alone is worth buying."

"Are you crazy, can weapons be cast casually? If it's true, it's okay, but if it's false, you will be killed miserably. By then, your woman won't chase you all over the street."

"Even if it's true, you won't be able to wear it to fight if you're so exposed."

"And until now, no real evidence has been given, and it all depends on his mouth."

"Can you control it? Is it true or not? It's important to know whether it's fake or not? This set of weapons is in line with my aesthetics anyway, and women with this set of weapons have to go to fight, so they can't be left at home? Do you understand the beauty? I know how to fight and kill all day long, and I have no interest at all."

"reasonable."

"However, even if what he said is true, there is no proof that this set of relic equipment is the one worn by the Redeemer."

There was a lot of discussion in the audience, many people were skeptical, and there were also many people who were dubious. After all, Chen Fang hadn't come up with his so-called literature records and biographies so far, and it was all up to him to say it.

"Young man, can you show us the document records you mentioned." Suddenly an old man stood up.

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