My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 310 My Treatment Hurts a Bit

Soul light! I'm talking about being able to attack and defend, but what the hell is not being able to be attacked or received? Have your ears entered the old age in advance? Chen Fang stared at the middle-aged man, making him laugh so hard that he couldn't help getting goose bumps all over his body.

"Little brother, I have a normal orientation and I don't want to step into that world, so..." the middle-aged man said tremblingly.

The others also took a step back one after another, looking at Chen Fang with horror in their eyes, feeling cold and shivering.

"You have misunderstood. What I said is that it can be attacked or defended, not that it can be attacked or received."

"Neng milk means that I can also heal and purify skills, and transforming means that I have explosive skills." Chen Fang couldn't stand being looked at like a cockroach, so he quickly explained.

The middle-aged man breathed a sigh of relief seeing that he had misheard, and at the same time wanted to know the effect of Chen Fang's healing skills, so he asked, "How is the healing effect?"

"The more painful I am beaten, the better the effect. Painless treatment for skin trauma, and dizziness for internal serious injuries. That's all. Oh, yes, it also has a purification effect, which can purify some negative effects." Chen Fang said seriously. .

The Healing Hammer really hurts more when it is smashed, the better the healing effect. Chen Fang said this so that he would not be misunderstood when using it on others in future battles, so he had to explain it clearly.

What kind of healing skills do you have? If you accept the skills, you will still be beaten and hurt, and the more you hit, the more painful you will be, the better the healing effect. Are you really kidding me?

There is also the highest degree of healing effect, who dares to bear it on the battlefield? I passed out from the pain, even if the injury is cured, I'm afraid I won't be able to lie down completely.

Is there really such a fairy skill in the world? Others were full of disbelief.

"Can I try it? Just yesterday when I was hunting, I was accidentally scratched by a sword-backed pig, and it hasn't healed yet." The captain lifted up his sleeve to reveal a freshly scabbed wound on his arm and said, he felt that he As the leader of the team, it is necessary to take the lead in understanding.

Chen Fang walked over to have a look, and judged the strength needed to heal the wound.

"Can it be cured?" the captain asked.

"Yes." Chen Fang nodded.

"Then please help me treat it." The captain was delighted, the injury on his hand was too affecting his swinging arm, and there was going to be a big battle, it would be quite good if it could be cured.

"After using my healing skills, the recipient will feel pain. I have divided this pain into four levels: slap on the door, menstrual pain from beating, appendicitis and childbirth. After my professional judgment, I can treat you like this. Wound, I have prepared two plans here, you can choose." Chen Fang took out his glasses and put them on to make himself appear more professional.

"Oh, as a friendly reminder, this pain is not felt all over the body, but only for certain parts, and they are all parts that I named by grade." Chen Fang said seriously.

Chen Fang used the Hammer of Healing a lot when he was practicing in Yuanshan, and he also classified the pain level according to the healing effect, and in the process of familiarizing himself with it, he found that there were only a few places where the corresponding level of pain occurred, so he With the current grading names, such as the slap and door level, it means pain in the face and fingers. As for the childbirth level, of course Chen Fang has never tried it. He just classified unbearable pain into this level and named it casually.

Hearing Chen Fang's pain classification, the team leader admired him very much. The specific images of slaps, beatings, and appendicitis, except for the last childbirth, he had experienced the first three, so with such specific descriptions, he was well prepared. What a talent this guy is.

"you say."

"The first set, even the slap set, accepts this level of pain five times, and it can be cured."

"The second set, the continuous dysmenorrhea set, accepts this level of pain twice. I personally recommend the second set. It is better to use less times than many times." Chen Fang suggested.

"Why is this not a beating set but a dysmenorrhea set? Isn't it a level of pain?"

The captain's focus seems to be a bit biased.

"It's not the same, it's not the same. I put their pain levels together just for convenience, and the degrees are still different. For example, being beaten is painful but tolerable, but dysmenorrhea is not so tolerable. You You can ask the little sisters in the team, or you can imagine your balls being beaten for a long time." Chen Fang explained.

Blue Star netizens divided the pain levels into twelve levels, which is very detailed. Chen Fang can't do that carefully, so the division is more general.

Hearing dysmenorrhea, the captain subconsciously looked at the long-haired girl and wanted to ask, but was blocked by the other side's eyes. When he heard the pain in the egg, whether it was the captain himself or other male team members, they subconsciously clamped their thighs, as if Empathy. It is said that 90% of men in the world have tasted the taste of egg pain either actively or passively.

"I choose the first set, don't talk nonsense and come on." The captain chose the slap set without hesitation.

"oh."

Since he chose, of course Chen Fang would not object, so he held up the captain's arm and prepared to treat him.

The other team members were curious about what Chen Fang's skills looked like, and they activated the spectator mode one after another. Then they saw a big golden hammer condensed in Chen Fang's hand, and smashed violently at the captain's arm. trembling.

Oh my god, are you sure this is healing and not blacksmithing? Don't smash people's hands to waste.

"Ah, my face hurts so much." The captain cried out the pain while covering his cheek with the other hand.

? ? ?

The other team members looked surprised. There really is such a wonderful skill in the world. It will make people hurt when they are treated, and if they say their face hurts, their face hurts.

"Okay." Chen Fang smashed his hand five times to stop, and said with satisfaction looking at the arm with only a few scars.

The captain covered his face while looking at the healed wound on his arm. He should have been happy, but now he couldn't laugh or cry.

Okay, but why is his self-esteem hurt a bit? When the captain just received treatment, every time Chen Fang hit him, he would feel his face was slapped hard. It reminded him of the humiliation when he was slapped in the face, and he was very hurt.

"Thank you." The captain thanked Chen Fang.

"You're welcome, thanks for your patronage, the treatment fee is one silver coin." Chen Fang reached out to the captain to ask for the treatment fee.

"More money?" The captain was stunned.

"Nonsense, you can buy healing potions by yourself or find someone else. You can spend more than that. I'm still paying a low price." Chen Fang said confidently.

"No, we are teammates who are going to fight together, it is inappropriate for you to collect money." A team member said dissatisfied.

If you charge for one treatment, what will you do during the battle? Never seen anything like it.

"It's not that the battle has not started yet, so we charge. From the moment the battle starts, we are real teammates. Of course, we won't charge money. We haven't cooperated yet, and we can't be called teammates. There is no way to collect money." What's so strange." Chen Fang said lightly.

"Then the battle is over?"

"Don't worry, there will be no charges until the crisis is resolved, but once the crisis is resolved, just come to me and I will definitely charge you. This is my professional ethics." Chen Fang said seriously.

After listening to Chen Fang's words, the faces of the captain and others improved. If Chen Fang even charges for treatment during the battle, then it's worth noting that such a teammate will leave him to fend for himself, and no one will help him. .

"But I still have a question." The captain asked after giving Chen Fang the money.

"Tell me." Chen Fang collected the money and put it in his pocket.

"Does your healing skill have to hit the wound?"

"No, as long as it hits people, it's fine, but you need to aim." Chen Fang explained.

"Then why did you grab my hand and smash it just now? Could it be..." The captain still remembered the offensive and acceptable words, and suddenly thought in a bad direction, this guy didn't take the opportunity to touch his hand, did he? The captain shuddered.

"Oh, I've gotten used to blacksmithing recently." Chen Fang shrugged and said.

The captain was speechless.

Afterwards, the ten people chatted for a while, and took turns to rest in batches. Nothing happened until the next morning when the shift was changed, so Chen Fang took a breakfast and went back.

After arriving home, Chen Fang didn't see anyone. During the day, everyone else went to the city wall. Even Si Hongyang and Yan Ying also went to help out at a place set up near the city gate to ensure logistics supplies.

It was boring to be alone, so Chen Fang went to sleep, until it was dark at dusk, when he was woken up by the broadcast in the city.

"Attention, all fighters, please gather at the designated area immediately, and receive the signal of the wolf smoke from the front sentry tower, and the pack of wolves is attacking."

"Please note……"

The radio broadcast was broadcast several times in a row, and it also specifically emphasized that except for the old, sick, disabled and young, everyone must fight on the city wall. There will be a picket team in the city to conduct inspections.

Chen Fang didn't dare to delay, took a few bags of meatballs prepared in advance, and ran towards the city wall allocated yesterday. When he drove towards the city wall on his electric bike, there were already many people on the street. Go in the direction of the city wall.

When Chen Fang arrived at the city wall, there were already many people standing here. In addition to the teammates in his own column, there were also teams from the other two shifts. Everyone stood by the city wall and looked down. Looks so good.

Chen Fang hurriedly stepped forward and squeezed a spot to look around, and then saw the werewolf corpses coming out of the woods one kilometer away from the city wall and heading towards the direction of Longhua City. As time passed, the werewolf corpses The mutants came to a place 30 miles away from the city wall, and it was very dense and terrifying to look at. The number was no less than tens of thousands, and the werewolf corpse mutants came out of the woods continuously, and the number was still increasing.

"Can this be defended?" A person standing next to Chen Fang murmured with a pale face.

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