My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 333 Courtship Festival

It was night, when Chen Fang was digging the cellar, he almost buried himself. If Yiyi Yaya hadn’t been with him all the time because he thought it was interesting, when he saw the ground collapsing, he called Jimo and the other three adults to save him. Dumplings can sleep peacefully by putting up a sign, and it is enough for Jimo and the others to come and sprinkle water every year.

Of course, the above was just a joke, Chen Fang couldn't be killed with a little soil pressure, but it also made him very embarrassed.

How the cellar was dug is not clear to Chen Fang. He just dug a hole according to his own ideas. As a result, the soil layer above was not reliable, and it collapsed after a few vibrations. Be smarter, just clean up the soil in the hole that was turned into a pit just now, dig down a few meters, level the soil wall and ground, and tamp the soil to create a room-sized pit.

"I told you to dig a cellar, why are you digging a hole?" Wen Ren stood by the hole with his hips crossed and said angrily to Chen Fang who was building the steps.

"Just get a few long wooden boards and put them on tomorrow, and then pour the soil with ginseng and adhesive on them. Classmates, use your brains." Chen Fang despised.

It seems to be okay to do this, but I am despised by a person whose IQ and EQ are not online! It hurts my heart to hear that.

In the next few days, Chen Fang and the others were busy, buying things to open the store, building a kitchen and Chen Fang’s tree house, going to the adventure guild to receive tasks to earn money, etc. They lived a very fulfilling life, of course they did not forget Watch what's happening in the Commonwealth lately.

After a few days, the Federation finally made an announcement and dealt with the destruction of Longhua City.

The family of Longhua City was expelled by the Federation for the crime of abandoning the city without authorization, deprived of their status as a human resident of the Char Federation, and at the same time confiscated all their properties in the federal human jurisdiction. There is a list of aristocratic families who have been deprived of their identities, but the Lin family, the top aristocratic family in Longhua City, is not in it.

The reason why the Lin family is not on the top is nothing to say, after all, someone in the family is in the Federal Parliament, and they are still high-level.

And there will be such a disposition, Jimo guesses that it should be the result of the announcement by the speaker of the human race in the federal parliament, who handles internal affairs. The reason is likely to be that the speaker of other races disagrees with the punishment of the Longhuacheng family. The speaker of the human race and the members have no choice. measures taken.

This result was much better than expected. I thought it would be expulsion from the entire federal territory, but now it is only expulsion from the human jurisdiction, and only the identity of the human jurisdiction is deprived, and the other four races are not involved.

Although it is still impossible to enter the city of any race without the identity of the federal human race, but it is not impossible to solve it.

At least it can give people federal status. In addition to the Federal Parliament, there are also the Five Emperors, and they also have this right.

If the Five Emperors and the others disregard the decision of the Human Race Speaker and re-register the federal status of the Longhua City family, then the actions of the Federal Human Race Speaker will be like farting, even if they are disgusting. It's only for a while, but at the same time, because of the operation of the Five Emperors, I will eventually lose my face. It's like two shareholders in a company. It's like bringing someone back.

This is also the place where the Federal Parliament looks down on the Five Emperors. In terms of certain rights, the Five Emperors have the same rights as the Parliament. This is something that all the ruling classes do not want to see.

After getting the news, Jimo contacted his grandfather and asked them how their current situation was, and whether the southern border planned to take in the family.

The answer Jimo got was that the Five Emperors' clan was already arranging for the Longhua City family to join the southern border, and now they were waiting for the arrangement and allocation of residence.

At the same time, Wen Renzhong and Jimo Xinde still asked Jimo and the others to stay in Red Soil City, not to come to the southern border to look for them, and they will notify her when they are settled.

"Does the actions of the Five Emperors mean that they are already planning to break the face with the Federation Council?" Chen Fang asked after understanding.

"No, on the other hand, they are members of other races in the Federal Parliament, and they haven't planned to tear themselves apart with the Five Emperors." Jimo shook his head.

"Forget it, I don't understand, it's all right anyway." Chen Fang shrugged.

In addition to the matter of the Longhua City family, Chen Fang and the others have also heard about something that happened on the Red Earth Plain recently.

For example, there have been beautiful female wild beasts or brave male wild beasts appearing on the plains from time to time. They specialize in seducing wild beasts who are hunting outside, and brutally kill them when they are careless. Beastmen, when you meet a tempting opposite sex outside, please control your desires so as not to expose your corpse to the wilderness.

"Could it be related to the old glory? The beautiful female mad orc is the kind of abnormal orc we met last time?" When Chen Fang heard the news, he immediately followed up with the last time when he was doing the red soil agglomeration task. What happened was connected.

"Nine out of ten." Charming also thinks so.

"Then do you want to remind the officials of Red Soil City?" Chen Fang said.

"There are only gangs here. Where are the officials? Who do you talk to, or can you talk to them one by one?" Wenren said.

"Forget it, I don't have that much time." Chen Fang shook his head.

Another example is that after a while in the laterite plain, the "dehydration" wind will blow up. It is best not to go to the depths of the plain during the windy period, so as not to be unable to return and die outside as a mummified corpse.

"Will the dehydration wind come to the city?" Chen Fang asked.

"Normally not. The Red Soil City is on the outskirts of the Red Soil Plain. Even if there is, it will only be a residual wind. It is not a big threat. At most, it will only make your mouth dry." Charming said.

In addition to the above news, the last thing is that the "Courtship Festival" is coming, and the wild beasts in heat sign up quickly. Red Soil City will hold a grand courtship competition outside the city in three days. All male wild beasts and female wild beasts are welcome to participate.

"Why do you still hold a ring when you are courting? Isn't this something you love and I want?" Chen Fang was puzzled.

"In the eyes of the wild beasts, only a strong spouse is the best, and fighting is the only criterion for testing, so their courtship is to see who will stand last." Jimo explained.

Of course, a handsome appearance is also one of the criteria for a wild beastman to choose a mate, but it is not the most important nor the best.

"What kind of comparison?"

"The first boss will be a female wild beast who wants to find a mate. After the male wild beast defeats her, he will stand in the ring to accept the challenge of other wild beasts. After defeating all opponents, he will win the beauty." Mei Mei replied.

"Whether it's a wheel battle? If so, wouldn't it be more beneficial to go to the back."

"Whether it's a wheel fight or not is up to the wild beast woman. If the wild beast woman wants the ringleader to rest, it's okay. If she doesn't want to, let him fight until he is eliminated." Jimo said.

"Hey, so the female mad orc has a lot of initiative. As long as she doesn't like it, she can let him continue to fight."

"Yes."

"By the way, if this courtship arena is held outside the city, can we set up a stall?" Chen Fang suddenly thought of something and asked.

Events mean traffic. The most important thing for Chen Fang and the others to open a store now is to attract customers and let people know that there is such a store. If they can set up a stall, they can advertise at that time, which is undoubtedly a good way Way of soliciting customers.

"It's possible, but we need to grab the territory and be able to hold it." Mei Mei said.

"Seize the land? Still want to hold it? We are doing business, not fighting." Chen Fang was puzzled, why do we want to grab the land, there are vacant lands outside the city, and it will be enough to find a vacant seat at that time, what is there to grab? of.

"Since you are going to set up a stall, of course you have to choose the best location. Otherwise, what are you doing in the past? All the places where the orcs hold events are not like the human race. The stalls can be bought with money, and they are all sold out. .” Charming explained.

Beastmen are a gang culture, so naturally everything is close to this side. If you set up a stall in the back, no matter how good the food is, no one will patronize you, because they will think that you are weak if you dare not even grab the territory. No matter how good things are for the weak, it's useless.

Beastman race is the concept that power comes first. If you are strong, you can get anything. If you are weak, stand aside. It is the same with setting up a stall. As long as you are strong, even if you are in the ring, no one will talk about you, but will appreciate you for it. , Let your business boom.

"Then if it's a gang setting up a stall, don't they have a lot of people, then who can grab it." Chen Fang said.

"That can't be helped, the strong will prey on the weak." Charming said.

"Anyway, we must go to this courtship festival. The most important thing now is to prepare the stalls first." Jimo said.

"Did you get back the hot pot you ordered last time?" Charming asked Chen Fang.

"It's all there." Chen Fang pointed to the storage room just built in the corner of the yard and said, he took time to transport it back from the machine shop.

Jimo and the others went over to have a look and found that the hot pot was made of copper, they were speechless.

"What do you think, the pot made of copper is not afraid of being taken away by others, and the money for food and pot will be gone by then." Wenren complained.

"What are you afraid of? We'll just ask the people who come to eat to pay a deposit." Chen Fang didn't care.

"Who will pay a deposit for a meal." Nobody knew what Chen Fang was thinking.

"Just be careful when putting the copper pot in the store, but you can't take it with you when you set up a stall. The festival is coming up, and it may not be enough time to order it." Mei Mei said helplessly.

If you use this copper pot to set up a stall, Youmei believes that someone will take it away in minutes. As long as the other party sneaks into the crowd, you don't even think about getting it back.

"What are you doing?" Wen Ren patted Chen Fang on the head.

"Stones can be used."

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