Chapter 297 Selling Fruits
On the stage set up outside the auction, Jimo walked slowly to the center, followed by Wenren, sat on the chair prepared in advance, and played with strings.
"The night is like a curtain, the clouds are like yarn, and the stars are shining..."
The beautiful singing on stage makes people intoxicated, but the audience in the audience is drowsy, no, very intoxicated.
Just when everyone was fascinated by the moving singing, a loud loudspeaker came from behind the crowd.
"Passing by, don't miss it, new fruit, delicious and sweet, hospitality and gift, must-have boutique."
"Ten pieces of silver, the quantity is limited, quench thirst and quench hunger, beautify the skin, beautify the skin, hear people like ink, all praise is very sweet."
"Only a mother is good in the world, and a mother..."
The electronic voice of the hawker was so loud that it almost overwhelmed the voice of Jimo who sang songs on the stage using the sound wave stone.
People who were so loud that they couldn't hear Goddess Yuehua's singing clearly frowned, and the voices of dissatisfaction on the scene gradually increased. The person in charge of organizing the stage performance became frustrated and looked towards the location of the loudspeaker.
I saw a Sanbengzi carrying several baskets of fruit parked behind the crowd. A young man wearing a white fur hat, a mask, a short-sleeved shirt and shorts, and flip-flops on his feet was carrying two A very cute little loli is selling fruit.
The disturbing sound comes from the loudspeaker hanging on the handlebar. The loudspeaker is set to play automatically. In addition to the sound of selling, it will also play a song composed of two voices as clear as larks every once in a while. Singing in a girl's voice, the lyrics contain the song "Only mother is good in the world".
The song played by the loudspeaker has a style different from what I have heard before, and it feels very pleasant. After listening to it, people can't help but think of my old mother who worked hard to raise me.
Some emotionally charged people shed tears.
Mother, I miss you, should I go home?
This is a classic. After listening carefully, someone gave it a high evaluation.
There were also people who yelled that playing this song was not a human being. They came here happily to join in the fun today, but after listening to this song, they lost all interest and just wanted to go home and find their mother.
"..."
On the stage Jimo couldn't continue singing, his mind was full of "only mothers are good in the world", and he almost forgot his own lyrics, and he was picked up on "A child with a mother is like a treasure".
Wenren wanted to rush down from the stage at this moment and strangle Chen Fang to death with strings. Don’t think that this guy doesn’t recognize you with a little fox and a mask. He was asked to wait in the dressing room backstage, but he decided to come out to sell fruit. .
Yes, the fruit seller is Chen Fang.
Yaya offered to take them to Jimo to sing, and gave Chen Fang a basket of delicious fruits. Of course, Chen Fang... did not agree with this condition. He wanted to increase the price. The taste is average.
This is not over yet, Chen Fang wanted to sell it to publicize it, so he taught Yiyi and Yaya the very simple song "Only Mother is Good in the World", then he took out the loudspeaker and played with the suona himself, and recorded Get up, the song is not long, at most twenty seconds from the beginning to the end, add a few words of your own selling, and then pick up the song after one or two times. He drove the fruit that Ya Ya brought out in three jumpers and came outside the stage, which happened to be the time when Jimo came on stage just after the previous show.
So there was the scene just now.
"Come on, go over and tell him that it's fine to sell things here, but you have to turn off the sound of his broken speaker." The stage manager is a civilized person, even if Chen Fang's immorality affects this place, he will He didn't intend to be violent, but just asked the assistant to go over and ask Chen Fang to turn off the speaker.
"Take two people to go together." The person in charge looked at Chen Fang's appearance that he was not wearing a fur hat and mask in season, and asked him to take two people to take care of him for his assistant's personal safety.
The assistant led people to Chen Fang's side in a hurry. After a while, the sound of the horn disappeared, or it became very small and did not affect Jimo's singing. The scene returned to what it should have been, but the atmosphere was different. Everyone was in high spirits for a while, but now their hearts are stagnant, listening to beautiful songs in their ears, but the magic sound of "Only mother is good in the world" echoes in their heads, and there is a lingering loop.
After Jimo sang, he led Wenren off the stage quickly, as if rushing away, not knowing what he wanted to do.
The performance continued on the stage, but at this time the audience in the audience was not interested. Some people wanted to go home to see their mother, uh, by the way, bring something back to show their filial piety. When they came out, it happened that Chen Fang was selling fruit , and it seems to be a species that I have never seen before, so...
In this way, Chen Fang single-handedly distracted the stage atmosphere held by the auction house, and successfully persuaded some people to leave with a nursery rhyme, and then opened his own business along the way.
"Boss, what kind of fruit is this? It's really as good as you said. It's beautifying and beautifying?" A young man with acne on his face picked up the fruit and said suspiciously.
"Brother understands people at a glance, and he finds the key point when he comes up. Look at the appearance of his face. If it is not covered by a few blemishes on his face, he must be a handsome guy who is popular among thousands of girls. The biggest function of my fruit is to beautify and remove freckles, and can The toxins in the body will be discharged, and the blemishes on the face of the elder brother will definitely decrease after eating, and he will definitely fascinate a lot of people." Chen Fang boasted.
Regarding the effect of the fruit, Chen Fang did not lie. The plant bombs of Yaya are rich in energy. Once digested, the energy will travel in the human body for a period of time, providing energy to various organs of the body, improving immunity, and balancing endocrine. Before the energy is exhausted, the physique of the eater will improve, and it is still possible to reduce acne.
"Why do I think it's unreliable? I've never heard of this kind of fruit, but the potion is too expensive." The young man still didn't believe it.
"Brother, this is a new variety. Yuehua Singer knows why her skin is so good. It's because she eats my fruit every day." Chen Fang shamelessly brought out Jimo's name.
"real?"
"Brother, look at my serious face and sincere eyes, do you look like the kind of person who is lying, and just now Yuehua Song Ji herself sang there, I will not be under her nose, holding Let her name be a bluff here." Chen Fang pointed to his expressionless face and said.
"That's true." The young man believed it.
"Brother, it's only ten silver coins. You can't buy it to lose money, and you can't be fooled. If it doesn't work, I will pay you ten times the next time I meet you."
"Okay then, let's buy one." The young man stopped hesitating after hearing this, and took out ten silver coins and gave them to Chen Fang.
"Take it, big brother." Chen Fang took the money and handed the fruit to the young man.
"How does your fruit taste?"
"It's delicious and sweet, even the pickiest person can't help but sip it, and an anorexic can't help but drool."
"My master has a poor appetite and tastes nothing to eat. If this fruit is really as you said, you can buy it. How much is it?"
"Ten silver coins for the small ones, thirty silver coins for the big ones." Chen Fang pointed to the fruits of different sizes and said the prices.
"Choose two big ones for me." The servant directly took out the money and left with the two big ones.
"Go ahead." Chen Fang was very polite to such big-handed customers.
Then Chen Fang bought another order and got 20 silver coins. Then he saw Wen Ren who had changed clothes and wore a veil and ran over angrily, and Jimo who was also wearing a veil behind her with helplessness in his eyes .
"Chen Fang, you are going to die. My sister and I were on stage just now, what are you doing?" Wen Ren came to Chen Fang and said angrily.
"Sorry, I forgot to adjust the volume. Didn't I turn it down later? Don't be angry, come and eat a melon." Chen Fang graciously broke a big and round melon for Wenren, and also took a piece for Jimo .
"Humph."
Wenren just happened to be thirsty, so he took it, took off his veil and ate.
Jimo didn't refuse to take the melon, he put away his veil and ate it gracefully in small bites.
Chen Fang gave the rest of the melon to Yiyi Yaya, who had been obediently staying by the side, and the little fox on his head to eat, and then asked Jimo Wenren, "Is it delicious, is it sweet?"
"Nonsense, if it's delicious, will we eat it every day?" Wenren gave Chen Fang a blank look.
"Look at it, take a look at it, the singer of Yuehua, the fruit that Valkyrie eats every day, it's delicious and sweet, and the quantity is limited, it's sold out." Chen Fang immediately turned around and yelled, attracting a large crowd of people. Notice.
"Hey, look, it's really Yuehua Singer and Valkyrie."
"They really must be eating."
"Go quickly and buy me a few. The food that the two goddesses eat every day must be delicious."
"I'm going to find the two goddesses to autograph and take pictures."
"Go together."
Just like that, a bunch of people came running over.
"You..." Wenren was dumbfounded when he heard Chen Fang's yelling, and he didn't know that the melon meat fell out of his mouth.
Co-author Chen Fang used himself and his sister as an advertisement in order to sell fruit.
While Jimo couldn't laugh or cry, he really wanted to put the melon in his hand on Chen Fang's face, but the first thing to do was to leave, otherwise he would be stuck here, so he wouldn't even think about going to the auction.
"We'll take Yiyi Yaya in first, come here quickly, remember room No. 15 on the second floor." After Jimo finished speaking, he led his people away first.
"Understood." Chen Fang replied, and then began to greet the customers who came up.
The fruit was sold, and the money was in the bag. In this way, under the star effect of Jimo and Wenren, Chen Fang sold the fruit basket in a short while, earning about six or seven gold coins.
"Buying and selling without money, I really made money. It seems that I need to ask Ya Ya to prepare more in the future." Chen Fang weighed the money bag in his hand, his face was expressionless, but his heart was full of joy, and he dismissed the three buns, humming a little song Smoking the burning mugwort, he happily walked to the auction venue.