Chapter 277 The Old Man Is Relieved
"Someone will bring their grandson to marry my sister, are you in no hurry?"
"Don't worry, what happened to your grandma and grandpa has inspired me a lot." Chen Fang said calmly.
"Inspiration? Agree to let them be small, and then press them on the ground and rub them for a lifetime, delaying their lives as a way to retaliate? The question is, do you have the ability?"
Huo, it turns out that you also know that your grandma is so bad, Chen Fang shook.
"What is it that makes a man small? In the male animal world, the only thing to do is eat more and occupy more. How can a third party get involved?" Chen Fang squinted, little girl, you have a wild heart.
"Eat more and occupy more, don't you guys still plan to have three wives and four concubines in the future?" Wenren sneered, hehe, smelly man, his ambition is not small.
"No way, you're thinking too much. Now that you haven't found a wife, I'll think about something else." Chen Fang firmly denied it with his eyes on the sky and his little finger on his lips.
Jimo stared at Chen Fang seriously for a while, but couldn't see anything from his paralyzed face, and finally gave up.
"To be honest, these two are strong competitors. One is more handsome than you, and the other is stronger than you. They should have a good family background. No matter how you look at it, they are better than you, who has no money, no house, and children. Don't get close first. As a result, the monkey fished for the moon in vain." Wen Ren patted Chen Fang on the shoulder and said in a deep voice.
"..."
God damn it, the first to get the moon near the water, and the monkey to catch the moon. There are these two allusions in this world?
"Tch, based on my years of experience in reading novels, most of the people who rob the protagonist's wife are arranged to be slapped in the face by me, so don't worry about it."
Chen Fang said it as if he didn't care about it, but his heart was also twitching. In fact, he didn't know what Jimo was thinking. Although it was still unknown whether he really liked Jimo, he still had feelings after getting along for so long. Let it go, it's really a bit confusing for these two guys to come out out of the blue and want to take the Chinese cabbage away.
"What novel, what protagonist, what nonsense are you talking about, let's not talk anymore, I'm going to ask my sister to see what she thinks."
"Wait, let me listen." Chen Fang was stunned for a while, and then suddenly realized that Wenren asked, wouldn't it be just to know Jimo's attitude, so he locked on Wenren who ran about ten meters away and activated his charge skill.
"ah."
"ah."
"plop"
The two fell into the pool in the yard.
"Chen Fang!" Wenren stood up from the water, and yelled furiously with his head up to the sky.
Chen Fang, who knew he was in trouble, pretended to be dead in a "floating corpse" style, trying to get away with it, but Wenren was not a fool, so how could he let him go, and he was beaten severely when he was pulled over.
In the living room on the ground floor of the single building, the little fox is leaning on a chair with a piece of fruit in his arms and chewing on it, while Jimo is teaching Yiyi Yaya the culture lessons of this world, his soft-spoken and gentle appearance is very intellectual.
"Pa-ta, pa-ta"
As the footsteps approached, two wet figures appeared in front of Jimo.
"Is it raining outside?" Jimo asked suspiciously looking at Chen Fang and Wen Ren who looked like soaked chickens.
"I'm so pissed off, this guy went crazy and knocked me into the pool." Wenren walked upstairs angrily, ready to take a shower and change clothes.
"I didn't do it on purpose, I just ran too fast and didn't stop." Chen Fang said embarrassingly against the blackened eye circles and fat pig's head.
Hearing Chen Fang's voice, the little fox wanted to jump on his head as usual, but when he saw a strange pig-headed monster in mid-air, Thomas immediately spun around and stepped on Chen Fang's face to use his strength, " The U"-shaped route returned to the chair, picked up the fruit and continued to chew.
"Ah owe!"
Chen Fang, who was thrown to the nose three times by the little fox's three tails, couldn't help but sneezed.
"Go and dry off and change your clothes, be careful of getting sick." Jimo looked at Chen Fang's virtue and said.
Sucking his snot, Chen Fang nodded and walked out, heading towards his room, anyway, Wenren went to take a shower, so it's useless for him to stay, it's better to change into clean clothes before coming back.
After washing up, Chen Fang passed by Fang Dazhao who was practicing transformation and said hello: "Fatty, how are you doing?"
After eating the blood heart fruit to restore his human form, Fang Dazhao has the ability to transform into a gorilla. In the transformed state, his strength and defense will be many times higher than that of the human form, and his body size will also increase to three meters. Of course, the elemental energy consumed will also increase. When the elemental energy in his body is unsustainable, he will leave the gorilla form. Because he is not very proficient in how to transform, Fang Dazhao has been practicing these days.
Fang Dazhao, who was yelling, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "It's still not working, but I'm almost getting the feeling."
"Then you are busy." After Chen Fang finished speaking, he walked towards the independent building.
Coming to Dulou again, Yaya ran to Chen Fang's side holding a piece of paper in her hand.
"Uncle, how do you do this question?" Yaya asked, pointing to a line of words on the paper.
This is a question and answer question. Chen Fang knows some of the above text with the knowledge he inherited from the original owner, but if it is a long description, it is really hard to understand with his vocabulary. In order to maintain the dignity of the parents, He couldn't say that he didn't understand, so he asked Yaya to read the question out.
"Xiao Ming and Xiao Dong were fighting in the teacher's room of only 25 square meters. Xiao Ming used the fire element flame ball skill, which could fire a fireball every five seconds. Xiao Dong used the water element weapon skill to release a water flow cut every six seconds. , Xiao Ming and Xiao Dong both have the same strength, ask: After one minute, who will suffer the most damage?" Ya Ya stumbled out the question in a clear and clear childish voice.
"Xiaoming can use fireball twelve times in one minute; Xiaodong can use water flow ten times; it stands to reason that Xiaodong must have suffered the most damage; but don't think that I don't know that there is a pitfall in this question. I have similar problems in my hometown. I have seen too many topics." Chen Fang smiled coldly in his heart.
"The title mentioned that Xiaoming and Xiaodong were fighting in the teacher's room, so the teacher was the one who was most injured. After all, the bear is not serious and will definitely break a lot of things. In this world where prices are soaring and wages are not mentioned Among them, there is nothing more harmful than hurting money, so my answer is teacher." Chen Fang said confidently, and at the same time he praised his wit in his heart.
"..." Jimo, who was helping Yiyi with his tutoring, was dumbfounded when he heard this.
"Then I have a question." Wenren just heard, rubbed his head and walked down.
"Say." Chen Fang looked at Wen Ren who had just taken a shower and was dressed in refreshing clothes, eating ice cream.
"The child misbehaved and destroyed the teacher's things, should the parents pay for it?" Wenren went to the chair and sat down, rubbing his head and asking.
"Uh, yes, why did I miss this point? Indeed, as you said, the parents should be the ones who suffer the most." Chen Fang nodded in agreement, and then he lowered his head and said to Ya Ya seriously: "Ya Ya , Remember that you can't fight with others in the teacher's room in the future, you know, uncle is old and poor, and he won't be able to pay for it at that time."
"Okay, Uncle, Yaya is obedient and won't fight with others." Yaya nodded vigorously.
Wen Ren almost broke his hair when he heard Chen Fang's words, Jimo directly covered his face.
"Ya Ya, come here and don't listen to your uncle's nonsense." Jimo quickly called Ya Ya back.
"Why am I talking nonsense?" Chen Fang refused to accept.
"Okay, you're not talking nonsense. In fact, Yaya didn't read the title clearly just now. There are a few words she didn't read, and the word fighting. She changed it to fight, which she understands better, but it doesn't matter It's important." After Jimo finished speaking, he read the title again, and it turned out that Yaya missed the word "preparation", so the room was prepared by the teacher, not the teacher himself.
"The final answer to this question should be Xiao Ming." Jimo said the answer.
"Why?"
"why?"
Chen Fang and Wen Ren asked at the same time, and they even glanced at each other.
"Flame Ball and Water Slash are common basic skills. With the same strength, the water element naturally restrains the fire element. It goes without saying."
"Let's not say how strong Xiaoming and Xiaodong are. One of them is not a genius. In a limited space, the awakened people of the law system are restrained by the awakened weapons. After all, the awakened weapons generally have good physical fitness. It is a relatively common fact, so don’t think too complicated about this question, and you can know the answer with a little common sense.” Jimo said softly, and said that this question is for those awakened under the age of eight. It's too complicated to consider.
"Well, that's what I thought too. I said that because Ya Ya misread the title just now, ha, ha ha." Chen Fang said cheekily, completely forgetting that he was still asking why just now.
"You're so thick-skinned, I didn't know why I asked just now." Wenren said contemptuously.
"Aren't you too?" Chen Fang replied.
"I'm too lazy to argue with you." Wen Ren didn't want to argue with Chen Fang, so he turned his head and said to Jimo, "Sister, your grandfather and his two old friends came here and brought their grandson, and they are trying to make you their granddaughter-in-law."
"oh."
Jimo responded lightly, as if he was not interested, Chen Fang had no reason to be happy.
"Sister, that's the way you react." Wenren looked a little disappointed.
"What should be the reaction?" Jimo said casually.
"Such as excitement, or disgust or something." Wenren thought for a while and said.
"There's nothing to be excited about, and it's even more unreasonable to be disgusted. No matter what the purpose is, anyone who comes is a guest, so just treat him normally." Jimo was as indifferent as ever.
"Sister, they came here just for you, whether to reject or accept, why don't you make a statement? For example, if you don't want it, just say you don't want it, so as to save them from pestering you when the time comes." Wenren said.
"That's right, then go and tell me, just say do not disturb." Jimo said without raising his head as he was still teaching Yiyi Yaya.
"It's none of my business." Wen Ren quit.
"So, it's none of my business what they want to do, you just worry about it." Jimo said.
"I can't tell you, anyway, I won't be the one who is annoying." Wenren slumped on the chair after finishing speaking.
Chen Fang was quite cheerful. Although Jimo didn't express it directly, his attitude seemed calm, but no matter how he looked at it, he was refusing.
The old man was relieved, and Chen Fang nodded secretly.
"By the way, what is the strength of the friends that the old man and the others invited to attack the ruins this time?" Chen Fang asked.
"Grandma Feng is at the fourth level of intermediate level, supported by water elements; Grandpa Quide is at the fifth level of intermediate level, with gem element attacking;