I Really Didn’t Want to Be Born Again

Six Hundred and Sixty-Eight. For a Scumbag, a Mobile Phone Is More Important than Life.

After returning to the dormitory from the University of Finance and Economics parking lot, Chen Hansheng no longer thought about Shang Yanyan and was bragging to his roommates.

Before I knew it, it was already May, and more and more seniors and seniors were taking graduation photos in the school. The mentality of Dai Zhenyou and the others also changed from the hard-working after being stimulated at the beginning to the calm and calm now.

Even when the senior sisters wore academic uniforms and exposed their long legs for photos, everyone could still stop to watch and comment while drinking soda.

Looking at the entire University of Finance and Economics, the only ones who can behave like this are the junior boys. The freshmen and sophomores are not thick-skinned enough.

"I finally discovered it."

Yang Shichao talked about the employment situation in 2005 for a while, and suddenly commented: "Actually, the quality of the girls we graduated in 2002 is the highest."

No matter when the topic of the opposite sex is discussed in the boys' dormitory, everyone will naturally participate. Even Lao Dai will listen to the novel while reading novels, and occasionally make a few comments.

"No."

Jin Yangming nodded in agreement and criticized by the way: "When I was a freshman, many people were worried that our class was the worst in quality. I said it at that time, but the girls had just stepped out of high school and had not yet learned how to do it. It’s just about showing off the charm of women.”

Guo Shaoqiang rolled his eyes: "Stop pretending, Sixth. The scene of registering for school seems like it happened yesterday. We all remember it very clearly. When did you say that?"

"This is what I feel in my heart, do I have to say it out loud?"

Even though Jin Yangming was exposed, he didn't panic and calmly changed the subject: "At that time, Bai Yongshan was still a cute person, with a bit of baby fat, but now she is a top student."

"That's true. The one who was best at dressing up at that time was Shang Yanyan."

Dai Zhenyou stretched out his head from the bed and recalled the scene that impressed him most: "When she introduced herself for the first time, she deliberately took off her military training cap, and her long burgundy hair fell down freely, tut... ··”

The roommates in 602 stopped talking, everyone felt the same.

At that time, the class was full of freshly graduated high school boys, many of whom came from small towns. The shock to a trendy and fashionable big city girl like Shang Yanyan was unimaginable.

"So, we all think Shang Yanyan is the most beautiful girl."

Li Zhennan glanced at Chen Hansheng and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that there would be Shen Youchu."

When it comes to Shen Youchu, no one knows how to comment. In terms of figure and appearance, she is the school beauty of the 2002 class. However, her personality is too low-key and her topic is too little. She is nothing like Shang Yanyan, who is surrounded by scandals.

"Shen Youchu is just average."

Chen Hansheng frowned: "Anyway, I rarely get her good looks. To be honest, dating Shen Youchu is just for fun. If I really want to find a wife, I have to be Hu Linyu. That little body is so strong."

"Pooh!"

The other people in Dormitory 602 collectively rolled their eyes, almost forgetting that besides Jin Yangming, there was also a pretending hero.

Chen Hansheng smiled and picked up his mobile phone and went to the balcony to call Xiao Yu'er.

She didn't answer, but just texted back: "I'm going to bed."

"You're being petty again."

Chen Hansheng muttered.

This is also expected. Whenever the words "Shen Youchu" appear in Xiao Yu'er's ears, her attitude is always a little cold.

Chen Hansheng knew it in his heart, but he pretended to be confused on his face. What time he called before was still the same now.

It's her business if Xiao Yu'er doesn't answer, but she can't help but do it.

Because the logic of most girls in love is very strange, their brain circuit is like this:

If my boyfriend misses me, then he will definitely look for me → If he doesn’t look for me, then he must not miss me → Since he doesn’t even miss me,

So why should I look for him?

No way, it's such a real and touching way of thinking.

Therefore, even though he was rejected, Chen Hansheng still sent a message to Xiao Yu'er: "Then you go to bed first. There will be sunshine tomorrow, so remember to put on sunscreen."

After 15 minutes, a message came with a "ding" sound.

Xiao Rongyu: Come over and have dinner with me tomorrow night!

Chen Hansheng looked at the content of the text message and could probably imagine Xiao Yuer's current mood.

Xiao Rongyu must have been a little angry and helpless, but Chen Hansheng took the initiative to lower his head to make her feel better, so he "ordered" Chen Hansheng to come over and eat with him.

After this meal, this matter will be over.

To be able to taste so much content in just one sentence, I must thank my high school Chinese teacher.

Because she often analyzes Mr. Lu Xun's articles, the Chinese teacher can interpret a simple sentence of "the weather is gloomy again" and can interpret seven or eight meanings, including "exaggerating the sad atmosphere" and "reflecting the gloom of the old society."

I don’t know if Mr. Lu Xun thought so much when he started writing.

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The next morning, Chen Hansheng followed Li Zhennan and Lao Dai to the classroom. The students in the second class of public administration were accustomed to this monitor who was often absent from class.

Teachers in the university would not pay too much attention. Chen Hansheng listened for a while and turned to look at Li Zhennan next to him. Although this kid never skipped class, his performance in class was average.

Not long after breakfast, he was already planning what to eat for lunch on his notebook.

Chicken legs√

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes√

Braised Eggplant ×

Green vegetable soup√

He wrote so seriously that the teacher on the podium definitely thought that Li Zhennan was recording the class content.

"Brother Chen."

Li Zhennan noticed Chen Hansheng staring at him, and he touched the back of his head in embarrassment.

"Anan, I never realized you were so mentally retarded before."

Chen Hansheng pursed his lips: "Tear me a piece of paper, give me a coin, and learn what we adults do in class!"

"oh."

Li Zhennan was very obedient and immediately handed the paper and coins to Chen Hansheng. He also wanted to know what the awesome and coaxing Brother Chen was going to do. Could it be to calculate the current economic development trend of society through the diameter and circumference of coins?

Soon, Anan knew that he had thought too much.

Because Chen Hansheng put the coin behind the white paper and sketched with a ballpoint pen, the outline of the coin first appeared on the paper, and finally, like a rubbing, all the patterns of the coin emerged on the paper.

Chen Hansheng seemed to be very satisfied with the work, grinning happily.

"Brother Chen."

Li Zhennan said dullly: "You have the nerve to call me mentally retarded."

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After finally getting to the end of the first period of get out of class, Chen Hansheng walked up to Shen Youchu and saw her round chin resting on her arm, staring at the textbook in a daze.

"What's wrong?"

Chen Hansheng tried her forehead and it seemed that she didn't have a fever either.

"The PHS is broken."

Shen Youchu took out the PHS phone from the cloth bag and touched the screen carefully, with distress in his peach blossom eyes.

"If it's broken, it's broken. Just buy a new one."

Chen Hansheng said indifferently. He picked it up and checked it. It seemed that it could not be turned on.

I bought this PHS for Shen Youchu when I was a freshman, and it should have been retired long ago.

Shen Youchu pouted and said nothing. She used things frugally and cherished them. Although she had used them for two years, the shell of her PHS looked like new.

"When Youchu helped Aning wash his face in the morning."

Hu Linyu explained from the side: "Aning was playing with the snake with his PHS and accidentally fell it into the pool. It was broken when he picked it up."

"Youchu also spanked An Ning's little butt twice."

Hu Linyu himself thought it was funny: "This was the first time I saw Youchu beating someone, but it was as gentle as scratching an itch. Aning was not afraid at all. In the end, I beat her to tears."

"...As expected of Secretary Hu."

Chen Hansheng patted Shen Youchu on the back and comforted him: "Then get a new phone, and don't use PHS."

"I-I want to fix it again."

Shen Youchu raised his head and weakly asked Chen Hansheng for instructions.

Chen Hansheng did not agree: "PHS is about to be eliminated. Cell phones are so convenient."

Hu Linyu also agreed. She is now the general manager of a milk tea shop and would have switched to Nokia long ago.

Shang Yanyan was not far from the classroom, watching with envy, and Chen Hansheng looked at Shen Youchu in a different way.

However, Shen Youchu is better than Chen Hansheng.

"Then I bought a new one for you to use."

Shen Youchu pointed to Chen Hansheng's mobile phone: "I can use your old mobile phone, okay?"

"Hey~"

Hu Linyu shook his head. This silly girl thinks about Chen Hansheng first when she comes up with any good things. Think about it for yourself.

Chen Hansheng was also very moved, so he "scolded" Shen Youchu mercilessly: "It's just a broken mobile phone. You have hesitated for so long. If word spreads, I, Mr. Chen, will lose face. No need to say anymore, I will give it to you at noon." Buy a new Nokia, you have to use it even if you don’t use it!”

Seeing that Chen Hansheng was "angry", Shen Youchu did not dare to say anything more, silently lowered his head and rolled the title page of the book with his fingers.

Chen Hansheng sighed inwardly, I'm sorry, Shen Hanhan, this is for your own good.

"It's okay to die, but not a mobile phone!"

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