Chapter 443 Lady Onion Is in Action
Song Shuhang subconsciously asked: "Can deformation increase speed?"
[definitely. ]
‘You can actually answer my questions, artificial intelligence? Weapon spirit? ’ Song Shuhang thought to himself, but since it can increase the speed, why are there any hesitations?
He is a man who wants to break into the top ten in the walking tractor competition!
Three seconds later.
"Transform!" Song Shuhang gave the order through Young Master Phoenix Slayer's body.
[Confirming the order, please ask 'Master Phoenix Slayer' to sit down and prepare to transform. ]
The next moment, a burst of dazzling fiery red light erupted from the tractor. These lights burst out from the links of various parts of the tractor.
This feeling...yes, it looks so familiar.
Optimus Prime, transform!
Megatron, ditto!
Orangutan Warrior, same as above +!
Voltron, God of War combined! Oh, sorry, I went to the wrong theater.
Anyway, that's about it... And the trumpeter holding the tractor is going through this process of 'transformation'. Every link of it is like a "Transformers", splitting apart after the light, regrouping, and starting to transform.
Song Shuhang began to look forward to it in his heart - every man once had a dream of driving a giant robot.
Although gradually, this dream turned into hand-disassembled Gundam or something...
However, driving a huge robot is always easy to make men's blood boil.
Bang bang bang...
It only takes about two seconds.
While moving forward and deforming at the same time, the trumpeter quickly completed the transformation while supporting the tractor.
[Transformation completed, super speed form - battle wheel rolling form! ]
"What?" Song Shuhang felt a chill on his forehead.
What the hell is war wheel rolling? What about the giant robot we promised?
He subconsciously wanted to mobilize his ghost spirit,
I want to use Ling Gui's "God's perspective" to see what the trumpeter-assisted tractor I discovered has become.
But when this thought command was issued, he suddenly remembered that he was still in the body of 'Master Phoenix Slayer', and there was no spirit ghost that could provide 'God's vision'.
However, the next moment, a flat screen appeared in front of Song Shuhang.
It shows the current status of the trumpet hand tractor - a huge one. Barrel rolling? To be precise, it should be a barrel-shaped roller!
[The giant roller form is the transformation form that best fits the concept of the 'Phoenix-killing Master'. There is no need to worry about mines, ground thorns and other traps along the way, it is enough to crush them all the way! While ensuring speed. It can also cause crushing damage to other competitors. ]
[Activate, battle wheel rolling form! Master Phoenix Mie please take motion sickness medicine...]
Song Shuhang: "..."
He felt like there were a lot of lumps in his throat and wanted to spit them out like crazy.
However, he didn't stand a chance. The next moment, Song Shuhang felt the world spinning. The whole world seemed to be in an earthquake.
The huge barrel-shaped war wheels rolled forward at an unimaginable speed.
Since it is in the shape of a barrel-shaped wheel, Song Shuhang, who is inside the wheel, naturally rotates continuously with the wheel. It is simply more cruel and ruthless than Venerable White's 'Spiral Ascension'.
Just like that - the wheels of history roll forward, mercilessly crushing everything in front of it.
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"Fuck you, what the hell is this?" Dharma King Creation, who was running in front of Young Master Phoenix Slayer, screamed in surprise.
Judging from the picture at this time, he was like a praying mantis blocking the wheel... The huge roller was rolling towards him.
"Acridine, which Yaoshou made this thing? It's Mr. Phoenix Slayer!" Beihe Lottery quickly recognized the huge roller: "That silly goblin with convulsions. Only he can make all kinds of weird things! Good fortune! Transform and stop him!"
"It's too late..."
When Beihe Sanren and King Creation were shouting, the wheels of history were already passing over their heads.
The two seniors were the first to be crushed, but they will definitely not be the last...
You know, there are eighteen fellow Taoists standing in front of Lord Phoenix Slayer's roller chariot.
Then...on the track of the walking tractor competition, there was another burst of chickens and dogs.
The enthusiastic voice of Jiang Shan, the commentator of the "Monk Daily", rang out: "Fellow Taoists in front of the TV, the popularity of the first walking tractor competition exceeded our imagination. Compared with the monk flying sword competition, which is getting boring and less exciting every year, the walking tractor competition has more vitality than we imagined. As you can see, the battle for the top ten in the tractor competition is extremely heated, and another fellow Taoist has shown his trump card - the former No. 1 Phoenix Slayer. He fell to the bottom after a trap, but he was obviously a player aiming to be in the top six. At this time, he activated his trump card, and the entire walking tractor... deformed. Have fellow Taoists seen this? This is a tractor deformed, although the transformation is rather ugly, turning into a big wheel. ]
[Oh, great. Although it is just a wheel-shaped deformation, the speed is really great. Suddenly surpassing the previous twelve Taoist friends, Mr. Phoenix Slayer has now entered the top ten, and his ranking is still rising! How many other fellow Taoists will be crushed by this heavy and cruel wheel of history? ]
[Oh...please wait a moment. I just received an urgent message. After the unanimous opinions of several on-site referees and the chief referee, Daoist Daoist No. 3 Phoenix's "big wheel transformation" was illegal. Because... this competition is a walking tractor competition. All racing cars that are not in the form of a "walking tractor" are heresy in this competition. Let us mourn for three seconds for Mr. Phoenix Slayer. He is the first player to be sentenced to a violation in this competition. Next, it depends on what kind of punishment the referee panel will impose on him for violating the rules? ]
Song Shuhang’s version of Mr. Phoenix Slayer: “…”
He knew there was something wrong with this ghost's 'transformation', and he felt something ominous before the transformation.
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The walking tractor competition is still in full swing.
And in the dark, many people's actions are also carried out secretly with the beating of gongs and drums.
For example, at the bottom of the sea, sea urchin warriors and their ‘Sea Emperor’ are preparing a vicious plan...
For example, a certain person who was previously disguised as a puppet servant of 'Mr.' holds the method of the 'Blood God Evil Sword Formation' and is planning to find a place to condense a 'Born Blood God Sword'.
There is also Gongzi Hai of the Wuji Demon Sect. Although he has entered a state of seclusion, the 'Blood Sea Jade' is enough to replace the 'Blood God Diamond', which is enough for him, Demon Lord Anzhi, and Zhengneng to be promoted to the fifth level Spiritual Emperor. , condensing a golden elixir with seven dragon patterns, even a higher quality golden elixir. However, he still couldn't let go of the Blood God Diamond on 'Shushan Stressed'... If he didn't get the Blood God Diamond back, he wouldn't be able to think straight. Especially for a person like him who has no plan left, the "Blood God Diamond" under great pressure from Shushan may become his inner demon in the future.
Finally... there was an Onion Lady whose head was cut off. After coming out of the mysterious island, she remained silent for such a long time. She kept showing her weakness to the enemy in a 'severely injured' form, confusing Song Shuhang.
And now, Lady Onion feels that her chance has finally come!
Although she has been hidden in Song Shuhang's pocket, she has always paid attention to the developments in the outside world.
She knew that Song Shuhang's body was now in a coma with the consciousness of a 'senior' exchanged. Song Shuhang's consciousness took the senior's body and had already gone to participate in the 'walking tractor' competition. Hearing the lively cheers outside, it seemed that the walking tractor competition had reached its climax.
And beside her, there were only two ordinary disciples of the 'Chu family' guarding her.
The terrifying Venerable Bai, the great Jingba demon, and the little monk were not present.
There's no better chance to escape than now!
"Today is the time for me to be free again." Lady Cong thought to herself.
She took a deep breath.
Then, a pair of small hands grew out of the pinched onion shoots; then, a pair of small feet grew out from under the ‘Enlightenment Stone’ where she took root.
"Next, there's my onion that was pinched off." Lady Onion murmured.
She couldn't remember clearly what happened on the mysterious island.
But when she thinks of the mysterious island, one word will immediately come to mind - pervert! After much thought, there must be a pervert on the mysterious island, right?
She couldn't remember why her onions were removed... Maybe the onions were the reason for her amnesia?
So, she wants to take away her onions.
After all, onions are part of your body, so study them carefully. Maybe I can find out the reason why I lost my memory from the onions.
After thinking about it, Lady Onion rummaged through Song Shuhang's pocket and took out the one-inch shrink bag of the 'rabbit'.
"This is a treasure, a pseudo-space bag." Lady Onion drooled when she looked at the one-inch shrink bag, but she didn't dare to take the small bag away.
She was afraid that there was some 'tracking' mark on this mysterious little bag. If she took it away, wouldn't her escape plan be ruined?
"By the way, there won't be a tracking mark on my body, right?" Suddenly, Lady Onion thought of a terrifying possibility - if she also had a tracking mark on her body, wouldn't it be possible that Song Shuhang would find her back soon?
But soon, she shook her head: "No matter what, the opportunity is rare. Even if there are tracking marks on my body, I will run away first. The opportunity is right in front of me. If I run away, I may be caught. But if I don't run away, I may be caught." There is no chance in my life to escape!”
Thinking of this, she stretched out her little hand, rummaged through the one-inch shrink bag, and took out the tip of the green onion wrapped in a small paper.
"I found it, it's my Onion Jianjian." Lady Onion said happily.
She carefully hugged the tip of her green onion. After combining with the 'Enlightenment Stone', I temporarily lost the ability to transform into a human being, so it was really troublesome to hide things.
Then, Lady Onion carefully observed the situation around Song Shuhang's body, and then carefully climbed out of Shuhang's pocket... (To be continued.)
PS: The first update, asking for monthly votes as the wheel of history rolls around!