Chapter 450: Fellow Taoist Master Phoenix, Can You Sing?

The commentator Jiang Shan's voice sounded at the right time: [Fairy Dongfang did a great job. As soon as she returned to the arena, she crushed Mr. Phoenix Slayer. This is the return of the king! At this time, what stood in front of the fairy was the ugly squid monster. How should the Eastern Fairy deal with this monster? ]

"We're about to hit you!" Fairy Dongfang exclaimed, her trumpet-supported tractor moving faster and faster.

"Chaos Rain Hammer!" The squid monster swung its hammer crazily and hit Fairy Dongfang.

Dangdangdangdang~

A series of banging sounds like iron.

The squid monster's hammer and the Dongfang Fairy Tractor's shield are constantly colliding. The spiritual power of the two collides, and each blow will produce an explosive effect.

The roar was like thunder, making people's eardrums hurt.

"Jie Jie Jie!" The squid monster laughed strangely. This was the most exciting hit it had ever made since its appearance - the road killer Dongfang Fairy could not control her tractor at all and could not avoid the hammer like other Taoist friends. He can only go head-to-head with the squid monster.

In just about a second, the squid monster's four big hands hit a total of thirty-eight hammers.

When the last hammer hit, the shield on Dongfang Fairy's tractor could no longer hold up and shattered!

Without the shield, Dongfang Fairy's car and people were exposed to the squid monster's mouth.

However, Dongfang Fairy's tractor had already passed through the attack range of the 'Hammer', and her tractor was about to run over the squid monster.

At this moment, the squid monster opened its mouth and sprayed a mouthful of strong acid venom towards the Eastern Fairy.

The distance is too close, and the range of the venom spray is extremely wide, and the Eastern Fairy has no way to avoid it...

The strong acid venom was sprayed on the tractor and immediately began to corrode the tractor.

In just two seconds, Fairy Dongfang's tractor was melted into molten iron like a burning candle. The remaining chassis and wheels lost their function as a 'water-proof formation' and soon sank into the sea.

Not only the walking tractor, but also the Dongfang Fairy's body was covered in strong acid venom. Looking extremely embarrassed.

"Jiejiejiejie~~" the squid monster smiled proudly, this is the result of underestimating it!

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Song Shuhang stopped the walking tractor.

Looking at the motionless Fairy Dongfang: "Fairy Dongfang, are you okay?"

"Hehehehe." Fairy Dongfang laughed angrily. She reached out and shook it away, shaking away the venom in front of her - when the acidic venom was sprayed in front of her, it was blocked by her body-protecting spiritual power.

However, a small part of the venom penetrated the spiritual protection and splashed on her clothes. It corroded several holes in her dress.

Her car was gone.

This year's limited edition dress she was wearing was also destroyed.

All this is the fault of the stupid squid monster blocking the road!

Fairy Dongfang reached out and stroked her long hair back, then tied it into a ponytail with a bracelet.

[Ah, what an unexpected ending! The squid monster actually had the ability to spit out venom. Fairy Dongfang couldn't avoid it and was covered in venom. Her walking tractor was melted into molten iron by the venom... Following the True Lord Huangshan, the True Lord Qingxiao Sword, and the True Lord White Crane, Fairy Dongfang became the fourth contestant to be eliminated. The loss of Fairy Dongfang is undoubtedly a big loss for this walking tractor competition. It's such a shame. ]

Is a racing event still a racing event without roadkill? Why didn't this squid monster destroy Mr. Feng instead of destroying Fairy Dongfang's car?

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On top of the audience clouds.

Brother Liu Long sighed: "Liu Zi is angry."

Liuzi is the nickname of the Eastern Fairy.

"The whole car is melted, I will definitely be angry." A fellow Taoist next to him laughed.

"Ah." Liu Long nodded slightly, then he sat down cross-legged, looking at his nose and nose, without moving.

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"Jie Jie, continue to watch your moves, Chaotic Rain Hammer!" After the squid monster succeeded in spraying a mouthful of venom, it pursued the victory.

Its four giant arms grabbed the big hammer again. It hit the Dongfang Fairy.

Moreover, this time, it also pulled out nearly fifty tentacles from its feet, and cooperated with the hammer to attack the Eastern Fairy.

The Oriental Fairy stood quietly on the water. It wasn't until the hammer hit her head that she started to move slowly.

I saw the figure of the Eastern Fairy as if dancing, with her toes tapping gently on the water, making ripples. Then she danced like this.

It was obviously the squid monster that was attacking crazily...but suddenly, it turned into a concert by the Oriental Fairy.

The squid monster's hammers and tentacles came quickly. However. All these attacks grazed Dongfang Fairy's side without hurting her at all.

"Damn it!" The squid monster roared as if it was being played. It opened its mouth again and sprayed out a mouthful of venom.

Fairy Dongfang shook her long ponytail and seemed to be singing a few syllables in a low voice. Behind her, colorful lights exploded into beams of light.

The colorful light has powerful purifying power. After meeting the strong acid venom of the squid monster, it directly evaporates the venom completely.

The squid monster's eyes widened. The venom is no longer effective?

Damn it, it looks like it's about to use its killer move. In addition to venom, it also has a powerful spell, but it takes a little longer to prepare.

As a result, it sped up the attacks in its hands and secretly began to prepare the ultimate attack.

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Delightful for the eyes.

For the first time, Song Shu discovered that one could fight so beautifully.

Moreover, the Oriental Fairy dances really beautifully.

Song Shuhang had watched a lot of dance since he was a child, but whether it was Chinese classical dance, modern dance, vigorous dance, hip-hop dance, or even house dance...it was not as good as the dance of the Oriental Fairy in front of him.

Her dance seems to have the power to resonate deep within people's hearts.

I want to keep watching, I want to see the Oriental Fairy keep dancing.

I want to stare at the Eastern Fairy and I can't even bear to look away.

The Dongfang Fairy in the dancing state is completely different from the Oriental Fairy in ordinary times.

Dongfang Fairy is a great beauty...Except for some cultivators with special skills, most cultivators, as their realm improves and their bodies are tempered little by little, they will move closer to the direction of 'beauty'.

When the Oriental Fairy starts to dance, her charm increases tenfold or even a hundredfold!

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After the squid monster couldn't hit the Eastern Fairy, he shouted angrily: "Damn humans, hide here and there. Like a flea, can you only hide and jump?"

It tried to use words to stimulate the Eastern Fairy and let her fight head-on with itself.

"Haha." Fairy Dongfang jumped slightly, with a streamer wrapped around her arm. With a single sweep, all the squid monster's hammer and tentacles were swept away.

Fairy Dongfang landed in front of 'Mr. Phoenix Slayer'. Tap your toes lightly on the water to create a circle of ripples.

"Fellow Daoist Mie Feng, can you sing?" Fairy Dongfang suddenly asked, "I was in a hurry to go out today and didn't bring a music player."

Song Shuhang froze for three seconds: "Singing? Do you need to sing any song?"

"Whatever. Any song is fine. You sing and I dance!" Fairy Dongfang said with a smile.

"Is "Only Mother in the World Good" a success?" Song Shuhang subconsciously replied. In fact... what he just subconsciously thought of was the brainwashing song "The Song of Huangshan Dasha" sung by Doudou.

That song was sung repeatedly by Doudou before. The rhythm was great and the lyrics were catchy. After listening to it a few times, people started humming it involuntarily. The lyrics and so on, because of the monk's super memory, he has already memorized them word for word.

So when Song Shuhang mentioned the word "song", he immediately thought of "Song of Huangshan Dasha".

But, that song is too damn cool.

Now it's live broadcast... If you sing "The Song of Huangshan Dasha". If you sing to Fairy Dongfang, maybe the True Lord of Huangshan Mountain will come to your door tomorrow.

Fairy Dongfang smiled and said: "This song is too short, why don't you get a longer one?"

Song Shuhang can sing a lot of songs...but it feels like it's not suitable for the current scene.

Because from 2001 to 2010, most of the popular songs were about romance, and most of them were sung by female singers.

Song Shuhang really couldn't sing these songs - singing them would make people feel like he was courting an Eastern fairy.

Then... After thinking about it, Song Shuhang remembered a song that was very popular between 2000 and 2010.

Although it is also a love song, but for very funny reasons... it should be more suitable?

"Then I'll sing. Don't blame me if you can't sing well?" 'Young Master Phoenix Slayer' shouted.

"No problem, as long as it's a slightly longer song, no matter what song it is, it's fine." Fairy Dongfang smiled slightly.

Smiling. With immense confidence.

With the fairy's words as a guarantee, Song Shuhang felt at ease.

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"Then, let's begin!" Mr. Phoenix Slayer coughed and adjusted his mood.

Then, he tapped his feet and began to sing: "I planted a seed, and it finally grew fruit. Today is a great day."

As the music plays. Fairy Dongfang's figure spun on the lake. She didn't care about the content of Song Shuhang's song, she just followed the melody.

The water splashed, and the water droplets were rolled up by the fairy's spiritual power, floating around her, and dyed with colorful colors by her spiritual power, as beautiful as pearls.

At that moment, the Oriental Fairy was as beautiful and fascinating as the elf in the lake.

Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer and continued to sing: "Pluck the stars and give them to you~Pluck the moon and give it to you~Let the sun rise for you every day..."

The Eastern Fairy jumped faster and faster, the ribbons rolled around her, the breeze blew, and a strange illusion appeared around her.

A small patch of "night sky" appeared above her head, and the sea beneath her feet formed a stage that belonged only to the Eastern Fairy.

The moon is bright in the sky and the stars are dotted! Microwaves rippled on the sea surface, reflecting the bright moon and stars.

It is not the 'real illusion' of the Venerable, but the strange image of heaven and earth formed when the Eastern Fairy's special technique is used.

This scene is simply breathtakingly beautiful!

At this time, Young Master Phoenix Slayer's voice sounded again: "I turned into a candle and burned myself just to illuminate you. I will dedicate everything to you as long as you are happy. You make every tomorrow of mine meaningful~~"

This song and this voice are so heartbreaking!

The audience only feels that they are constantly switching between ecstasy and heartbreak, which makes people have the urge to kill Mr. Phoenix Slayer with a knife.

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The music continues, and so does the dance of the Oriental Fairy.

In the sky, the audience and the referees on the clouds were all staring at the figure of Fairy Dongfang. Everyone's eyes turned with the figure of Fairy Dongfang - even the walking tractor competition was ignored.

"It turned out to be the "Nine Dances of the Heavenly Demon". It's amazing!" Lord Lingdie said softly. He didn't expect that someone could actually successfully practice the "Nine Dances of the Heavenly Demon".

This practice is completely different from the mainstream practice. It can be said to be a practice that 'does not take the ordinary path'.

In the memory of Lord Lingdie, no one has been able to practice the "Nine Dances of the Demon" for thousands of years. Unexpectedly, I met someone here.

As soon as "Nine Dances of the Demon" comes out, even those whose strength is much higher than that of the Eastern Fairy will be confused as long as they don't have enough willpower.

Just like now, even though the object of the Oriental Fairy's "Nine Dances of the Demon" below is the big squid, the audience monks and Taoists on the white cloud are still affected by her.

Some monks with weak strength were completely addicted to the dance of the Eastern Fairy.

Be happy as she dances, sad as she dances, angry as she dances...

Song Shuhang was relatively lucky. As the "accompaniment singer" for Dongfang Fairy, he was less affected by Dongfang Fairy's dance and did not fall into the "Nine Dances of the Demon".

He just felt that the fairy's dance was really beautiful, and he wished he could record the scene.

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Ahead, the squid monster has been completely destroyed.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Crying and crying, suddenly, it burst out laughing again, hammering the sea surface with its four arms crazily. He couldn't stop laughing, his whole body was swelling with laughter.

Smiling and laughing, suddenly started crying again...

Crying and crying, suddenly started laughing again...

Occasionally she would sigh like a resentful woman, and sometimes she would roar madly.

People who didn’t know, thought he was going to audition for a ‘movie role’.

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Finally, the dance of the Oriental Fairy comes to an end. Her white catkins overlapped and turned into flower shapes, spinning upward...

Song Shuhang started to speed up the song in response: "You are my little apple~ Just like the most beautiful clouds in the sky~ Spring has come again and flowers are blooming all over the hillside~ If you plant hope, you will reap!"

Finished the song.

Fairy Dongfang just completed the last movement of the dance - her body was as soft as a bone, and her slim waist leaned back. This movement perfectly highlighted her spectacular mountain peaks.

pretty!

Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up, this action was really great, he liked it very much!

At this time, the squid monster suddenly stopped.

After a while, the squid monster opened its mouth: "Porphyrin~~"

But this time, instead of spraying 'strong acid venom', it sprayed blood... The blood flow was so huge that it couldn't stop at all. It seems that it will not stop until all the blood in the body is sprayed out.

It's a pity that the blood of squid monsters cannot match that of humans.

Otherwise, the blood it spurts out would be enough to fill up the blood bank... (To be continued.)

PS: Today I went out to meet some gay friends, and it was already nine o'clock when I got home. I have to stay up all night again, tears.