Chapter 462 There Are 7 Days in a Week!
Is it a special number?
So here comes the question... What is Song Shuhang's own specialty?
If someone had asked Song Shuhang this question a year ago, he would have immediately answered that his specialty is reading and his hobby is reading.
Perhaps, some people will say that squatting in the corner of a bookstore and reading cannot be considered a specialty... Then Song Shuhang can also answer others that his specialty is playing ball.
Before he was admitted to Jiangnan University City, Song Shuhang had good athletic ability, and playing ball could barely be considered his personal specialty.
But obviously, this kind of expertise cannot be turned into a Taoist title - Basketball Taoist Master, Basketball Master or something like that, which would make people laugh out loud.
Therefore, this specialty must be a 'cultivation' type of specialty.
So, what is his specialty in 'cultivation'?
Song Shuhang began to reflect on his cultivation experience in the past two months. Although it was only two months, he seemed to have experienced a lot of wonderful things. In just two months, his experiences were enough to make a thirty-episode TV series.
Song Shuhang pinched his chin - had he used an induction cooker to refine body quenching liquid? But this is not a specialty.
So, in terms of cultivation... he seems to be practicing pretty fast?
No, that's because he followed the seniors of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' and encountered many adventures, which led to his rapid advancement in realm. Therefore, fast cultivation speed is not his specialty, he just has better luck. So, do you want to be called Lucky Taoist?
No matter what, luck or something, who can compare to Senior Bai? Using this title gives you the feeling of being a master of your own trade.
If these are not considered specialties, then the only way to start is with your own 'skills'.
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang murmured: "As for the skills I practice, they are boxing, sword, body, and the skills of the Thirty-Three Divine Beast Sect."
When Venerable Bai heard his murmur, his eyes suddenly lit up: "In terms of specialties, do you want to start with skills? The only thing you can use now is that strange 'flaming knife', plus Take the "King Kong Basic Boxing Technique". So. As expected, only the 'Bad Sword Song San' is the most suitable for you...or the Gang Fist Song San is also good."
"...Why does it have to be Song San!" Song Shuhang felt like he couldn't complain about the number "".
It would be better to change it to Song Da or Song Yi.
His mother gave birth to only one child. He has no elder brother above him and no younger sister below him.
"This is a good question, little friend Song Shuhang!" At this moment. A giant monkey appeared behind Song Shuhang at some point and let out a proud laugh.
It's the Three Waves of Crazy Sword.
"Why does it have to be the number three? Because it contains a big mystery!" Crazy Blade Three Waves said proudly.
Song Shuhang asked curiously: "Secret?"
However, as soon as he asked this question, he felt a little regretful. He had a hunch that the answer given by Senior Sanlang was definitely not the answer he liked.
"Ah. This can be said to be my biggest secret." Kuangdao Sanlang snapped his fingers and said: "Because I often seek death unconsciously... Therefore, the number three is actually a symbol of myself. Kind of a reminder!”
"remind?"
So it turns out that Senior Sanlang knows that he often commits suicide? Song Shuhang thought he didn't have any self-awareness in this regard. But in this case, Senior Sanlang is ‘knowing death but still going to do it’! Knowing the law and breaking the law will result in an additional penalty?
"Because, there are only three things that can happen!" Kuangdao Sanlang said seriously: "As long as you don't commit suicide on a topic three times in a row, you won't really die!"
Damn it, is there such a thing?
Song Shuhang felt like he was really getting better!
At this moment, a heavy voice suddenly interrupted the topic: "Hehehehe. So fellow Taoist Sanlang, you pretend to be me again and again and become a big monkey to damage my image, just because it feels like it hasn't been the third time yet. So your guts are very fat, right?”
That voice belonged to Senior Su Clan's Ah Qi, and you could hear the gnashing of teeth in the voice.
Crazy Blade Sanlang was startled.
When he turned his head sharply, he saw the drunken layman smiling at him.
The layman held a mobile phone in his hand and was using the hands-free mode. Su Clan's Ah Qi roared angrily from inside: "I will definitely kill you, Sanlang! When I finish what I am doing, I will send you to meet the disciples of the Wuji Demon Sect."
Just roar. The voice of Su Shi's Ah Qi hanging up came from the other end of the phone.
The drunk* layman smiled slightly: "Haha, I was on the phone with fellow Taoist Ah Qi just now, discussing a deal. As a result, fellow Taoist Ah Qi happened to hear what fellow Taoist Sanlang said. Hahaha."
After laughing, the layman left lightly again~~
"..." Kuangdao Sanlang said: "Not good. Unknowingly, I have offended fellow Taoist Ah Qi three times. It's over!"
It seems that the number in your ID has no effect at all. Song Shuhang complained in his heart.
The Taoist title of ‘Specialty Category’ doesn’t seem to suit me.
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"Cough!" Beihe Sanren had already keenly felt it. I’m afraid the special ‘Dao No.’ is not suitable for little friend Song Shuhang.
So, Senior Beihe began to introduce the naming methods of other Taoist names: "In addition to regional Taoist names and special Taoist names, there are also some Taoists who have special ancient bloodlines and mythical beast bloodlines, and these bloodlines will be transformed into Taoist names. .For example, True Monarch White Crane and Master Snow Wolf Cave are all of this type. But I’m afraid this type is not suitable for little friend Shuhang.”
Song Shuhang nodded, he was just an ordinary human being...should he be an ordinary human being? Therefore, this 'bloodline' type of Taoist title is not suitable for him.
"In addition, there is also a Taoist name of 'stream of consciousness'!" Beihe Sanren said with a slight smile.
"Stream of consciousness?" Song Shuhang repeated - he had a feeling that maybe this so-called 'stream of consciousness' was the type he wanted!
"This type of Dao title pays more attention to 'mood', 'goal', 'ambition', etc., some types that cannot be described with material words." Beihe Sanren explained.
Song Shuhang: "Are there any seniors in the group with this type of Taoist nickname?"
"Of course...for example, Master Tongxuan, his Taoist name, oh no, his should be called his Dharma name, he is from Buddhism. His Dharma name is of this type. In fact, Buddhist Dharma schools are generally like this , with a bit of Zen or something like that." Beihe Sanren introduced: "In addition, fellow Taoist 'King of Creation' who is also a disciple of Buddhism, his dharma title is also of this type. In addition, the previous Taoist dharma title is also It is relatively close to this type. For example, the Chunyangzi, Chunyinzi, Qingjing Taoist, Wuwei layman, etc. that were popular hundreds of years ago all belong to this kind of 'stream of consciousness' Taoist names. But recently In recent years, there have been fewer people making this kind of noise."
This is it!
Song Shu waved his hands vigorously, this is what it feels like!
"It's decided, I need this type of Dao number." Song Shuhang said.
Beihe Sanren smiled and said: "It seems. Little friend Shuhang prefers this style of Taoist names. That's right, young people prefer this kind of Taoist name with a 'mysterious' color. So, in the heart of little friend Shuhang, Any ideas?"
Song Shuhang thought for a while: "How about someone who is more auspicious, layman Ping'an?"
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "..."
Venerable Bai: "..."
Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "..."
Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "..."
Dongfang Fairy: "..."
"Isn't it good for layman Ping'an?" Song Shuhang asked cautiously.
Fairy Dongfang smiled slightly: "If you insist on being a layman in peace, I recommend you to continue to use 'Shushan High Pressure'. At least that Taoist title sounds a bit Confucian style."
"Okay." Song Shuhang vaguely felt that he did not have the talent to take a Taoist name: "Why don't the seniors help me think about it and see if I can find a suitable Taoist name?"
With so many seniors, it’s impossible for everyone to have the title of ‘Sweet Potato Taoist Master’, right? As long as there are two or three better-sounding road numbers among them, and then he picks one out of the middle, his road number problem will be solved!
When Song Shuhang thought of this, he immediately praised his wit.
"What a great idea. I'll register the little friend." Beihe Sanren enthusiastically took out a small notebook.
At the same time, Beihe Sanren also opened the Jiuzhou No. 1 group and lost a text message.
[Collecting Taoist IDs, fellow Taoists in the group who are free online can use their imagination. Think of a suitable Taoist title for little friend Song Shuhang. ]
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"As expected, it should still be Ba Dao Song San, oh... No, it should be Ba Dao Song Yi. The word can be capitalized, Ba Dao Song Yi!" Venerable Bai said.
Song Shuhang just wanted to strongly deny it.
But the Beihe San people had already written hard and wrote down the Taoist name of ‘Ba Dao Song Yi’ in a small book, and also added the words ‘Venerable White’.
"Actually, I feel that the 'Gang Fist Song San' that Senior Bai mentioned before is not bad, very manly, but the later Song San can be changed. How about the Gang Fist Young Master?" Crazy Blade Sanlang suggested.
"It's very interesting. Although I only changed two words, my taste has improved all of a sudden." Beihe Sanren quickly wrote down "Young Master Gang Fist" in his notebook, with the note: Three Waves of Crazy Knife.
"Then let me recommend one. I think 'The real person from Beluga Road, Wenzhou City, Zhejiang Province, China' is very interesting, but it can be slightly corrected. Wenzhou Beluga Guest... Well. Remove the word "Wenzhou" , White Whale Swordsman or White Whale Sanren are both good." Fairy Dongfang said.
Song Shuhang's eyes suddenly lit up - at least this Taoist title sounded more formal: "White Whale Sanren! That's it!"
"Beluga Swordsman, Sanren sounds too unimpressive. Just because my name is Beihe Sanren, when the Taoist number is announced, I am not as imposing as other Taoist friends, believe me!" Beihe Sanren said.
Said. He wrote ‘Moby Dick Swordsman’ in his notebook, with the note: Oriental Fairy.
Song Shuhang: "..."
At this time, Venerable Bai suggested again: "Actually, a one-character Taoist name is also very good. I split the Song character of little friend Song Shuhang and took the word 'wood' alone. Taoist Mu is not bad."
"Okay, write it down first." Beihe Sanren also wrote down this 'Mu Taoist'.
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Because Beihe Sanren sent group text messages in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group", several seniors came over to join in the fun.
"Let me tell you, when we choose the Taoist name, don't we have to associate the 'Taoist name' with the monk's personal image? Look at the current appearance of little friend Song Shuhang, and then combine it with his "The Gentleman's Ten Thousand Miles Walk", I recommend 'Vajra Gentleman's Sword'! Oh no, it doesn't read well this way, how about changing it to 'Vajra Gentleman's Sword'?" Dharma King Creation appeared out of nowhere.
"Vajra Gentleman's Sword? Yes, write it down first." Beihe Sanren quickly recorded it.
"Brother Zaixuan, you are mistaken. Little friend Shuhang finally said that he wanted to take a name of 'stream of consciousness'. So, based on his current image, plus the fact that he is good at using a sword , isn't it easy for people to think of the classic scripture 'Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately'? Why not call him 'Master of the Butcher's Knife'?" The True Lord of Guhuguan rushed over and shouted from a distance.
"Master Butcher's Sword? Even though it's a bit strange, I'll write it down first." Beihe Sanren nodded.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Why does "Put Down the Butcher's Knife" become the Butcher's Knife Master when abbreviated? The meaning has completely changed!
He was already a little doubtful, had he misplaced his 'wit'?
"Actually, I have been thinking about Senior Song's Taoist name. I have thought of a very good Taoist name for Senior Song a long time ago." Miss Yurouzi rushed over quickly: "Senior Shushan Layman of Lingdie Island ,How about it?"
Beihe Sanren was startled: "Hey, why do you want to add the title of Spirit Butterfly Island? Is little Shuhang going to join Spirit Butterfly Island?"
"Oh... no. When I thought about this title, I was thinking about dragging Senior Song into Lingdie Island. Then it will be Shushan layman!" Rouzi Yu said regretfully.
Song Shuhang's eyes immediately became moist. This Dao number is the most normal one for now.
Beihe Sanren said, swiping his phone again, and said: "The Taoist friends in Jiuzhou No. 1 Group also mentioned several Taoist numbers. I will pick a few normal ones and write them down."
Pick a few normal ones... In other words, most of the Taoist numbers reported by seniors are abnormal types.
"The four Taoist names of pressured Taoist priests, Confucian boxing monks, Taoist scholars, and kind-hearted monks are quite normal." Beihe Sanren replied: "Other fruit-based Taoist names are not in line with Shuhang Xiaoxiao. I have removed all the Taoist slogans that have a friendly temperament."
"Then, let's choose a suitable Taoist name?" Beihe Sanren handed Song Shuhang a small book full of notes.
Song Shuhang took the book and read the eleven numbers from beginning to end.
Which one is better to choose?
While he was thinking about it, Song Shuhang suddenly felt that his body was very heavy - just like his online name "Shushan is under great pressure", he now felt that he was under great pressure!
This pressure comes from the gazes of the seniors in front of you.
Song Shuhang felt that his "witness" this time was really wrong.
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five minutes later.
Song Shuhang suddenly stretched out his pen and quickly ticked the eleven numbers.
Finally, he selected seven Tao numbers out of eleven.
"It's decided." Song Shuhang raised his head and smiled slightly: "My Dao number is them!"
"Them?" Beihe Sanren was slightly startled.
"Yes, seven Dao numbers!" Song Shuhang affirmed: "There are seven days in a week, just right!" (To be continued.)