Chapter 489 The Secret in the Gold Chain
"Don't mention Song San, we are still good friends." Song Shuhang replied.
Senior Kuangdao Sanlang's rule of 'no more than three things' and the Taoist name Song San were things he definitely didn't want to inherit.
Crazy Psychiatric Director: "So Song Four, Song Five?"
"Don't continue this topic, I will thank you very much." Song Shuhang replied, and then decisively changed the subject: "Why haven't I seen you playing games online recently?"
"I have graduated and started working, so I have less time to play games." The psychiatric director sighed: "In addition, I am currently studying how to get rid of an old habit of mine."
"What's wrong?" Song Shuhang asked.
"It's a problem that makes me very sad." The crazy mental hospital director said: "How should I put it... For example, when a man sees a very beautiful and charming woman, he will want to have sex." Got the other party, right?”
"..." Song Shuhang: "You are a stallion, do you think the sperm is in your head?"
"For example, it's just a metaphor!" the crazy mental hospital director quickly replied.
Song Shuhang replied: "Well, although it may be that your sperm is in your brain, it is not a big problem for a man to have a desire to have sex after seeing a charming beauty."
"But the problem is...my problem is not just that." The crazy mental hospital director sighed.
Song Shuhang replied with a question mark: "?"
"My problem is that when I have the desire to have sex with the other person in my mind, I can't help but rush forward and have sex with her." The psychiatric director said with emotion.
"..." Song Shuhang: "Can I call the police? Uncle, there is this pervert upstairs above me. He is too scary. Catch him quickly!"
"So, as I said, this is an analogy, an analogy!" said the psychiatrist.
Song Shuhang: "To use such a perverted and terrifying metaphor, it is indeed better to call the police."
"sToP! If you don't continue the topic of calling the police, we will still be good friends." The psychiatric director said helplessly.
Song Shuhang: "(laughing)."
“Besides, I really want to get rid of this problem of ‘I can’t help myself’.
"The psychiatric director sighed.
"Two solutions." Song Shuhang suggested: "One is to rely on strong will!"
Psychiatric director: "If my will works, I won't have to be so melancholy."
"The second method is to castrate you! Isolate the source of your desires, so that you don't have the tools to commit crimes even if you want to have sex. Hahahaha." Song Shuhang said with ill intentions.
Psychiatric director: "..."
But after a moment, he replied seriously: "Maybe, this is really a solution."
This time it was Song Shuhang's turn to be speechless.
"Hey, hey, hey, dean, don't get carried away!" Song Shuhang said hurriedly: "I don't want you to become the last eunuch in China just because of my joke!"
"Go away, who said I want to be a eunuch? I just said that maybe solving the 'involuntary' impulse from the source would be a solution." The psychiatric director said: "Okay, let's not talk about it now. Senior Call me, it’s so troublesome after work, I can’t help myself.”
"Go ahead, go ahead." Song Shuhang laughed.
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On the vast sea, there were twenty men crowded on a small boat.
It was the monster hunter in that boat.
Among them, a young monster hunter put away his mobile phone and murmured: "Tackle it at the source... But how do you get rid of the urge of a monster hunter to pounce on monsters when they see them?"
"What are you talking about?" The burly team leader of the monster hunter laughed and patted the young monster hunter hard.
"It's okay, but captain, even our demon-binding rope was taken away by the opponent this time. Is it really okay?" asked the young demon hunter.
"Don't worry, it's just a monster-binding rope. And~~ the monster-binding rope will become the coordinates, allowing us to locate the monster just now." The team leader clenched his fist and said: "One day, we will seal it and suppress it !”
The corners of the young monster hunter's mouth twitched.
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Song Shuhang put away his cell phone, washed up, and then asked the young monk to get up.
"Good morning, Senior Brother Shuhang." The young monk rubbed his eyes.
"Wash up and go have breakfast later. Then, don't forget to practice and have morning classes." Song Shuhang said with a smile.
"Yes." The little monk stood up and ran to wash up. Recently, he has been with Song Shuhang, and with the assistance of the 'Enlightenment Stone', his cultivation speed has been rapid.
Yu Jiaojiao jumped from the window sill and landed on Song Shuhang's shoulder. The Enlightenment Stone was also very effective on her, so she liked getting closer to Song Shuhang more and more recently.
"When can we arrive in China?" Yu Jiaojiao asked.
Song Shuhang said: "I don't know either, but this cruise ship has been modified by Senior Seven Lives Talisman. It should be faster than ordinary cruise ships."
"Hurry back to China, and then we will capture the author and write a movie script." Yu Jiaojiao said excitedly.
Song Shuhang smiled and said: "Haha, okay."
As he said that, Shuhang looked at a few items on the bedside table - items that had been stripped from the body of the 'man in black'.
He reached out and grabbed the thick gold chain. The more he looked at it, the more it looked like a gold-plated dog chain!
"That's right, that's right. Shuhang, did you succeed yesterday?" Yu Jiaojiao asked. She remembered that Song Shuhang fed the man in black blood and then used his sleep to dream to cast spells?
"It failed. That cup of blood was wasted." Song Shuhang said depressedly. He failed to 'fall into a dream' and instead dreamed that he had become a horse.
Yu Jiaojiao: "Then shall we torture the man in black again today?"
"Well, that's fine... Let's go find Senior Mie Feng first and see if he can get some information from the people in black." Song Shuhang said.
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After breakfast, the young monk went to practice morning lessons.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer was still meditating, and Song Shuhang did not disturb him. He could only wait for the senior to finish practicing before interrogating the man in black.
Now, Song Shuhang and several roommates were lying on the top of the cruise ship to bask in the sun.
"Although the resort island plan fell through, this trip was unexpectedly exciting." Tubo sighed - the plane crashed, the wild people on the indigenous island learned Chinese characters, and then the ultra-luxury cruise ship, life was very fulfilling.
Gao Moumou was lying with his girlfriend and said lazily: "At this time, if you light bulbs are not here, I will feel very happy."
"Ahaha... But, my plan to date that Miss Lu has never been implemented." Zhuge Zhongyang said. The purpose of this trip was for him to ask out that girl Lu, but he didn't expect that so many things would happen during the trip.
Song Shuhang turned around and smiled: "There are still a few days until the cruise ship arrives in China. You can hurry up and make an appointment with Miss Lu."
"Good idea." Zhuge Zhongyang pinched his chin, and then he pulled Gao Moumou to make a date plan.
Gao Moumou rolled his eyes fiercely at Song Shuhang.
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Song Shuhang stretched out and played with the gold chain in his hand. This chain must be related to the 'Thirty-Three Beasts Divine Sect', but how to unlock the secret of the chain?
Do you want to try to shed blood to identify your master?
Or maybe burned by fire, flooded, or buried in the soil?
"Shuhang, when did you get such a thick gold chain?" Tu Bo on the side saw the chain in Song Shuhang's hand and laughed. When did Song Shuhang's taste become so weird that he actually bought this kind of big gold dog leash?
"I got it yesterday, doesn't it look good?" Song Shuhang joked.
"Well...it suits you very well!" Tubo chuckled: "Why don't you put it on and have a look? I always feel that it would be very interesting if you put it on."
"Put it on?" Song Shuhang held the gold chain and thought about it.
To be honest, I have never tried to wear it since I got it. Because the chain has a somewhat polished appearance, it feels ugly when worn.
After thinking for a while, Song Shuhang quietly used his little finger to move Yu Jiaojiao hidden in his hair.
Then, he carefully put the gold chain around his neck - maybe putting it on could be the way to unlock the secret?
However, it is very risky to put something related to a 'monk' around your neck casually.
Therefore, in order to prevent accidents, he asked Yu Jiaojiao to help pay attention. If something goes wrong with the gold chain, Yu Jiaojiao can always help.
Put on the gold chain.
But unfortunately, nothing happens.
Song Shuhang was relieved, but a little disappointed.
"Pfft~~" Tu Bo next to him said with a smile: "You really wear it."
"Doesn't it look good?" Song Shuhang raised his eyebrows.
Tubo: "It doesn't match you at all! I feel like I have to wait until you gain weight ten times, then maybe you can match it."
"That's really a pity. I can't even gain weight now." Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, preparing to take off the gold chain.
Just as Song Shuhang grabbed the gold chain and took it off, raising it to eye level... suddenly, his movements froze.
When looking at the gold chain from this angle, the animal patterns on the links reflect a faint brilliance under the sunlight.
The light on the pattern seems to have hypnotic power, making it impossible to look away. And if you stare at the pattern, you feel like your whole mind will be drawn into it.
This feeling is very familiar.
This is how I felt when I read the cheat book of "King Kong Basic Boxing Technique"!
Relying on the cooperation between patterns and words, low-level illusions are combined to achieve the purpose of transmitting skills.
And the pattern on this gold chain will also form a simple illusion through sunlight and special angles. But now Song Shuhang's mental power is strong and he will not be affected by this illusion easily.
interesting!
The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth raised. He took off his gold chain and patted Tubo hard: "Tubo, thank you. When I return to China, I will treat you to a big dinner. Don't be polite to me if you want to eat anything you want!"
Then, he grabbed the gold chain and swaggered back to his room.
Tubo was left behind, confused.