Chapter 503 No Good, Shuhang Is About to Explode!

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The little monk took a step forward, staring straight at the eyes of the Pitbull: "Shut up! Stupid dog! If you keep barking... the monk is about to unleash Vajra's Wrath!"

It's a pity that dogs can't understand human words, so the big dog barked more cheerfully: "Wow, woof, woof." Its expression also became more ferocious.

Professor Smith hurriedly pulled the dog's rope desperately, for fear that this stupid dog would jump out and bite the children. At the same time, the professor was about to speak and asked Song Shuhang to take the two children away.

But before the professor could speak, the little monk took a deep breath and roared at the pit bull, "Wow, woof, woof!"

"Wow, woof, woof!" Pitbull showed no sign of weakness.

The little monk said coldly: "Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!" While roaring, the little monk stuffed the whole ice cream into his mouth forcefully, and he was going to be serious.

The pitbull also barked seriously: "Wow, woof, woof!" If it wasn't for its owner, the dry-looking old British man, who had a brute force, it would have rushed to bite the little monk.

There was murderous look in the little monk's eyes.

Then he used it, roaring: "Wow!"

Pitbull wanted to fight back and roar again, but suddenly, Pitbull saw a terrible scene.

It was a very cruel picture.

A full hundred big cats of various colors surrounded it. If it was just ordinary big cats, even if there were two hundred more, Pitbull said that he would not be worried.

But the size of these cats is a bit too big, isn't that creature that is more than two meters long and screams 'Meow Meow~' but is the same size as a tiger? Is it really a cat?

And what is further ahead, a cauldron? There are very fragrant seasonings in it, and then there are pit bulls that are exactly like him, which are peeled off and thrown into the cauldron.

Evil dog meat hot pot!

At this moment, the big cats rushed forward like wolves and tigers. This is really like wolves and tigers. Every big cat is as big as a tiger.

very scary.

The pitbull's eyes are going blind,

In fact, when it saw pit bulls being thrown into the hot pot, its body began to tremble slightly.

This is, hell!

...

...

According to Professor Smith. The originally ferocious pitbull in his hand, with its fangs and claws, suddenly froze.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." The pitbull, known as a bulldog, whimpered twice, and shrank its body as if it had been kicked in the balls. It just lay on the ground like this. I shivered.

[hat? what happened? Did I miss something just now? ] The professor felt that his brain couldn't react at once, why did his bulldog suddenly give up?

In other words, like this little monk, when encountering bulldogs, the only secret to subdue bulldogs is to frantically "bark" at them?

How about finding a bulldog next time?

Uh, no more. If you fail to overwhelm the bulldog in momentum and are bitten by the bulldog instead, you will be unlucky.

"I'm sorry, Professor Smith, children are not sensible. Hahaha, what, professor, you continue to take a walk, I will take the two little ones home first." Song Shuhang said embarrassingly. At the end, he thought of one more thing: "By the way, professor. If you have time...can you take me to see how the crew shoots the movie?"

He is also a person who is going to shoot a movie, at least let him understand how the film crew makes a movie, so that he has an idea.

"No problem, I will say hello to my old friend in advance. When he is shooting at Niuting Mountain, you can come to Niuding Mountain and come directly." Professor Smith laughed and said: "But be careful not to disturb The crew is filming."

"No problem, thank you professor!" Song Shuhang said gratefully.

The parties say goodbye.

Song Shuhang left with Li Yinzhu and the little monk.

But Professor Smith's walk plan is over... His bulldog mixed-breed pit bull is still lying on the ground and shivering. The little monk and Song Shuhang had walked a long way, but the mixed-race pitbull was still shaking.

Professor Smith pinched his chin: "The bulldog is completely unreliable, so it would be better to switch to a powerful Jingba? It's cute and powerful."

Um. Sure enough, I will change it when I go back this time. Oh~ cute little Jingba

Professor Smith pulled the rein hard, and half-dragged the pitbull away. He said that after he was bitten by a dog last time, a female student sent some strange medicine.

What surprised Professor Smith himself was that he happily took the 'medicine' given to him by the female student at that time, and he was not afraid of being poisoned.

I don't know if it is my illusion. Since taking that medicine...his physical fitness has become particularly strong.

When he first bought the black back, he felt that his strength had grown a lot, so he chose a big dog like the black back. This time, dragging the pitbull also felt very relaxed.

However, what concerned him was that he never saw the female student again.

"Forget it, don't think too much about it. I'm going to contact the pet home and order a powerful Jingba." Professor Smith murmured.

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On July 6th, for a whole day, Song Shuhang took the two children to wander around the city.

In the afternoon, I accompanied Mother Song to several relatives to send warmth.

At night... Song Shuhang felt tired.

Although today is very leisurely, I still feel very tired

After shopping all day, I feel a little overwhelmed.

Sure enough, take the little monk and Li Yinzhu to find a bookstore to squat tomorrow. If you squat all afternoon and read books, you won't feel tired! Song Shuhang thought so.

In the middle of the night, Song Shuhang's family fell asleep.

There are enough spare rooms in his house, the little monk and Li Yinzhu each have a room.

Only Yu Jiaojiao stayed with Song Shuhang. After all, it is impossible to arrange a room for Yu Jiaojiao, haha.

That night, Song Shuhang had another dream.

Not 'dream'.

Although the talent of 'dream' has often come unprepared recently... But after all, it is not necessary to 'dream' every day.

Song Shuhang just had a dream of eating.

Maybe it's because I consumed too much energy during the day, and I ate two bowls of rice tomorrow night, and I was very full. But when he slept in the middle of the night, Song Shuhang's powerful gastrointestinal function was fully activated, and all the food he ate was turned into energy at once.

No way, the Dacheng level "Whale Swallowing Technique" is so handsome.

The "Whale Swallowing Technique" is originally a miraculous work that greatly strengthens the digestion ability of the teeth, stomach and intestines. The person who invented it is undoubtedly a wizard in the monk world! Even the spirit beast crystal can be digested so that there is no residue left. Not to mention mere Lingmi and ordinary people's food.

Almost shortly after Song Shuhang lay down on the bed, the intestines and stomach strengthened by the "Whale Swallowing Technique" took effect.

"Very hungry, very hungry."

This idea began to fill Song Shuhang's brain.

everybody knows. Dreams sometimes change into dreams that satisfy the owner because of people's strong 'desire'.

For example, when a person wants to pee very much when he sleeps, he will dream of going to the toilet in nine out of ten dreams. And what's even more frightening is that when I dreamed that I was going to the toilet...after I started urinating, I couldn't finish this wave of urinating no matter what. I feel like I'm going to urinate forever, the end of the world. And the more you urinate, the stronger the urge to urinate. This dream of 'continuous urination' is also the culprit of many children's bedwetting.

In the same way, when a person is hungry, he will dream of eating, and there are all kinds of delicacies.

Even all kinds of delicacies in dreams will appear, such as big fish, big meat, Buddha jumping over the wall, and Xianzhen. Even people can think of, can not think of, all the delicacy will appear.

It's the same principle as urinating non-stop... In dreams, people will never have the possibility of being 'full'.

All kinds of delicious food, just can't get enough.

The more desperately eat. But the more I feel hungry.

Song Shuhang is like this at this time.

Roasted whole lamb, tender steak, whole pot of Lingmi rice, fist-sized shrimp, and a hundred kinds of Chinese delicacies. A wide variety of ingredients, some even limited to legendary and fantasy foods.

He was eating and eating desperately, but he didn't feel 'full' at all, instead he felt more and more hungry. Song Shuhang felt that his gastric juice was going to melt his stomach.

It's so painful, no matter what, give me something to eat, even if it's ordinary black bread.

When he was thinking this way, Song Shuhang realized that there was really a little more food in his mouth. It must be that his hand subconsciously picked out something edible and stuffed it into his mouth.

Very hard stuff, a bit harsh to the teeth.

But no problem. No matter how hard something is, as long as it is the "whale swallowing technique", it can be crushed and eaten, and digested.

"Whale Swallowing" starts!

Crunch it, whatever it is. Into my mouth, still want to escape?

Stupid things, smash under my steel teeth!

Click~ That thing was crushed.

"It smells like mutton, it tastes very good." Song Shuhang thought so.

This mutton-flavored, hard object was swallowed by him just like that.

nice one. When I swallowed it, I felt that my stomach was full of energy and full of satiety. No more hunger.

The dream of the Man Han Banquet also disappeared completely.

What a blessing.

Sometimes, after extreme hunger, a piece of black bread is happiness.

Humans are such easily satisfied creatures sometimes.

It's just... I don't know why, after swallowing this mutton-flavored thing, Shuhang felt something was wrong again.

There is a feeling that the dantian is full to the extreme... No, it is getting more and more full.

Then, this feeling of fullness spread from Dantian to the whole body.

It feels like the whole person is going to explode.

[wrong! ]

Song Shuhang suddenly thought of a terrifying possibility.

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