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Chapter 436: Friendly in Front of the TV, I Am Su Clan 7

In the sky, white clouds appeared and gathered.

These white clouds are a popular style of flying magic weapon in the monk world. Clouds have been a very practical disguise since ancient times.

The ancients sometimes saw immortals "flying in the clouds and mists". Many of them were careless monks who forgot to cover themselves with "invisibility" spells when flying, and were accidentally seen by ordinary people.

Of course, there are also monks who will take the initiative to appear among mortals for some reasons to complete some tasks.

Now, some monks and disciples of the Chu family who were in the audience climbed onto these white cloud-shaped flying instruments. They will watch the ‘walk-behind tractor race’ on the white clouds throughout the whole process.

Some seniors who serve as referees will use their own flying swords or unique flying magic weapons to closely follow the contestants.

In the sky, Venerable White presided over the start of the competition: "Dear contestants, please pay attention, the first Cultivation World Walk-in Tractor Competition is about to begin!"

"This is the legendary Senior Bai."

"Sure enough, just like the legend, the handsome Senior Bai makes people unable to take their eyes away from him just by looking at him. Even if I are asked to marry Senior Bai right away, there is no problem!" A female cultivator said shyly, holding her face.

"Should we say goodbye? I heard that Senior Bai is alive."

"Hey, hey, when did you even carry the incense burner with you?"

"It is necessary. We cultivators must be fully prepared no matter what we do. After I heard that this 'Hand Tractor Competition' was hosted by Venerable White, I quietly brought the incense burner with me. coming."

Su Wenqu looked at the fellow Taoists beside him: "..."

I always feel that the fellow Taoists around me are very hardworking, right?

As Venerable White's voice sounded, all the fairies, Taoist priests, masters, and Confucian gentlemen of the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group, as well as some of Venerable White's friends such as Zhenjun Jiaoba, all climbed up from their walking tractors. Down.

Fairies, Taoist priests, masters, gentlemen, and demon kings from all walks of life all have a tractor rocker in their hands.

Then, these graceful fairies, Taoist priests, and virtuous monks came to the front of the tractor. They skillfully held down the buck lever and inserted the rocker.

Then... the fairies, Taoist priests, and masters shook the tractor joystick vigorously.

On the white clouds in the sky. Many fellow Taoists have turned red in the face, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh - forgive their low point of laughter, when they see a lot of seniors bending down and lifting their hips, holding on to the joystick. The scene of desperately turning is really visually impactful.

In fact, it was obviously just an ordinary scene of driving a tractor, but because of the identity of the person holding the tractor, the scene became unexpectedly interesting.

"What a shame. Why can't we replace the 'hand start' function of the walking tractor?" Beihe Sanren finally started the tractor and said.

"Dingbeihe."

“Dingbeihe+”

“Dingbeihe+”

"You are too naive, because Senior Bai has said that 'hand crank start' is the fun and essence of a walk-behind tractor!" said Lord Bai He on the side.

Just as the seniors were talking about it, Venerable White fell from the sky.

Then, he released a walking tractor from the space equipment, skillfully took out the tractor rocker, and started the tractor with a bang.

Dharma King Creation asked: "Senior Bai also wants to participate in the competition?"

"No, I will not participate in the competition." Venerable White replied.

The main reason why he organized this 'walking tractor competition' was because Venerable White himself liked to play with this special 'car'.

It's a pity that as a track layoutr and race organizer. It would be unfair for him to participate in the competition.

Therefore, you can only join the game in another identity and have fun.

"I will serve as the team referee and follow everyone forward. At the same time, I will prevent emergencies that may endanger the lives of fellow Taoists during the game." Venerable Bai said.

The fellow Taoists nodded in understanding.

"In addition, please do your best to participate in the competition and use all your fighting power!" As he said that, Venerable Bai pointed to the sky, and saw a huge Bagua formation spinning quietly in the sky.

In the middle of the Bagua array diagram, there is a huge mirror. It records everything that is happening below and stores it in the Bagua formation.

"Is that... the gossip information collector of the Monk Daily?" Beihe Sanren's face froze.

Venerable White nodded and said: "Yes, this is the first 'Walk Tractor Competition' in the monk world, so I contacted the Monk Daily to record and broadcast the entire process of this competition for us. So, everyone, please work hard. .”

Dharma King Creation: "..."

Kuangdao Sanlang: "In other words, the scene where we stood in line and wildly shook the joystick of the hand tractor was all filmed... and was also broadcast live to the entire cultivation world?"

Fairy Dongfang's expression froze.

Beihe Sanren: "Is it too late for me to withdraw from the competition?"

The Three Waves of Crazy Blade fell silent.

After a moment, suddenly. The three waves of mad swords faced the 'Bagua Information Collector', and Zhenji shouted loudly: "Hello fellow Taoists in front of the TV, I am Tianhe Su Clan's Ah Qi, and my racing number is No., please remember Me, cheer for me!”

Song Shuhang: "Porphyrin..."

Beihe Sanren: "Porphyrin..."

True Lord Huangshan: "Porphyrin..."

Other fellow Taoists: "Porphyrin..."

The Snow Wolf Cave Master silently took out a business card from his arms and handed it to Kuangdao Sanlang: "Brother Sanlang, this is the business card of Miss Jiang Ziyan, a disciple of the Medicine Master family. I think you will use it after the competition."

Kuangdao Sanlang took the business card and looked at it. Then he laughed loudly and said, "Don't worry, I'll be fine. I won't have any use for this business card."

The corner of the Snow Wolf Cave Master's mouth twitched, Brother Sanlang, what is the raw material for your confidence? Can you give me about two milligrams?

In the sky, the referee Lord Lingdie glanced at his beloved daughter Yu Rouzi and said solemnly: "Then, the game officially begins!"

The fellow Taoists from the Jiuzhou Group No. 1 participating in the competition, as well as some fellow Taoists invited by Venerable Bai, climbed onto the tractor together.

Song Shuhang also controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer's body, climbed onto the trumpet handle and supported the tractor.

Next, I just waited to hear the firing referee ‘Tornado Master’ call out, ‘Everyone is in position—get ready! ’ At the moment, he immediately let the walking tractor start!

Take a deep breath.

He was Song Shuhang, how could he be defeated by a mere 'three-second delay'?

"Everyone is at your position!" Lord Tornado raised the command gun in his hand high. At this moment, the attention of all the contestants and the audience were focused on him!

This feeling is the feeling of being in the limelight, the best and most dazzling style, the favorite of Lord Tornado.

"Get ready!" Lord Tornado shouted loudly.

All the fellow Taoists who participated in the competition grabbed the hand tractor with both hands and kept their spirits up.

"It's now!" At this moment, Song Shuhang gave Master Phoenix Slayer's body the command to 'go'! After three seconds, the tractor will start.

Next, it’s time for Lord Tornado to fire the command gun!

Seconds later...

Lord Tornado still held the command gun high, but did not pull the gun trigger. His mouth opened slightly and he uttered a strange number: "..."

What?

Song Shuhang was completely confused. Why was it a number?

Isn't it time to shoot?

"!" Lord Tornado still had no intention of shooting.

Shoot quickly, shoot quickly, otherwise I will run out in three seconds!

"!" Lord Tornado continued.

Okay, okay, that’s enough, right?

Because he was a monk, Lord Tornado recited the numbers a little faster. When he finished reciting the three numbers, it only took about two seconds. In addition to the delay when Lord Tornado recited the numbers before, it took a total of seconds. or so time.

It's too late to shoot at this time. I have a three-second delay. If I shoot at this time, I can just start running!

However, Lord Tornado still didn't fire, he opened his mouth slightly: "!"

Song Shuhang sniffed, even if he had to report numbers, wouldn't that be enough? Why bother reporting numbers?

If not..., then what number did Lord Tornado have to report before he fired? Don't you have to keep counting?

This is simply out of character.

Oh no, three seconds are about to pass.

Shoot quickly, firing referee, shoot quickly, there is no time!

But what made Song Shuhang despair was that Lord Tornado still didn't fire. He made a sound that made Song Shuhang's liver hurt: "..."

Song Shuhang's eyes immediately became moist.

Three seconds have arrived.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer's hand had already grasped the handle of the hand-held tractor due to the thought he had made three seconds ago, performing a series of operations.

Boom boom~ boom boom~ the walking tractor roared.

Stop quickly, the game hasn't started yet, it's not too late to stop now!

But unfortunately, even if he wanted to stop, the command would not be transmitted to Young Master Phoenix Slayer's body until seconds later.

So, under the spotlight of the crowd; under the lens of the 'Gossip Information Collector'; under the surprised eyes of the contestants and the firing referee, the Tornado Venerable.

Chug tug tug tug…

Mr. Phoenix Slayer's walking tractor rushed forward crazily. The speed was so fast! It seems that Mr. Phoenix Slayer has placed at least ten times the acceleration formation on the car!

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "Huh? Did the referee, Lord Tornado, fire his gun?"

Beihe Loose Cultivator: "No, didn't you see that Senior Tornado Venerable was also dumbfounded?"

Three Waves of Crazy Sword: "Then why did Mr. Phoenix Slayer suddenly rush out?"

Dharma King Creation: "I guess he got nervous again. You all know that his race always gets nervous suddenly sometimes."

"But, are we just going to let him rush out like this?" Kuang Dao Sanlang said.

While fellow Taoists were discussing, Venerable White stood up and pointed his hand at the walking tractor of 'Master Phoenix Slayer'... (To be continued.)

PS: The schedule still hasn’t been adjusted back. I have the heart to want to die.

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