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Chapter 423 Senior Song Emoticon Pack

After Gongzi Hai disappeared, Song Shuhang's expression calmed down.

He rubbed his temples - Gongzi Hai was undoubtedly a big trouble, and to be honest, Song Shuhang didn't want to have anything to do with people like Gongzi Hai.

Dealing with such a sinister, ruthless and highly intelligent guy would be exhausting. These insidious and cunning guys are not in line with Song Shuhang's life style.

It seems that the 'Blood God Diamond' and Senior Seven Lives Talisman must be traded away as soon as possible, so that Young Master Hai and Senior Seven Lives Talisman can confront each other head on.

Song Shuhang once learned from Venerable White that the power behind the scenes of Senior Seven Lives Talisman was so huge that it would be easy to destroy the powerful Kongkong Pirate Sect!

"Soft Yu, can you lend me your cell phone? I'll chat with you on my account." Song Shuhang asked Soft Yu.

His mobile phone was confiscated by Venerable White, and he was converted into a real "global communication" mobile phone for him. However, Song Shuhang guessed that Venerable White was trying to prevent him from reporting the news to the seniors in the group in advance. In that case, the "Meteor Shower Plan" would not be perfect...

"Wait for me, I will send the video to Senior Su Clan's Ah Qi first!" Yu Rouzi's slender fingers moved quickly on the screen of her phone, and she quickly sent the video of 'Gongzi Hai' just now to Su Clan's Ah Qi. .

It can be imagined that when Su Clan's Ah Qi received this video, her anger level must be +, and her destructive power would be * times. It is estimated that the Wuji Demon Sect will be wiped out with more branches and rudders, which is really a happy thing.

After Yurouzi finished sending the message, she logged out of her account and handed her phone to Song Shuhang.

"Thank you." Song Shuhang took the phone and quickly logged into his account.

When Song Shuhang logged into his account, the message box full of 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1' was displayed.

Song Shuhang conveniently clicked on Jiuzhou Group No. 1.

Then, he went blind!

Various expressions of Senior Bai flooded the screen.

The avatars of the seniors in the group have all been changed to Venerable White with various expressions.

The White Venerable with double ponytails, the White Venerable with single ponytail, the White Venerable with bun head, the White Venerable with bud head, and the White Venerable with palace head. He almost thought that all the seniors in the group had turned into Senior Bai's trumpet.

Then there are the group chat records.

Cute Senior White, shy Senior White, cute Senior White, praying Senior White, sad Senior White, cold sweating Senior White, Senior White’s smile, Senior White’s contempt, Senior White’s blessing, Senior Bai's anger...

Breathe deeply, breathe deeply!

Although Song Shuhang had already guessed that Miss Yurouzi had sent the 'Senior White emoticon pack' to the group space... he was also prepared for the psychological impact of seeing various 'Senior White emoticons' when opening the chat group. .

But... when he actually saw so many dazzling "Senior White's expressions", Song Shuhang found that his little mental preparation was too fragile and vulnerable to a blow!

no Zuo no Die. Why can’t the seniors in the group understand this simple truth?

Or is it that the two seniors, Senior Mad Saber Three Waves and Immortal Master Tong Gua, have subtly increased the ‘death value’ of the entire group of seniors?

Continue to drag down the chat history. Song Shuhang found that fellow Taoists in the group began to seriously discuss the plan of 'how to modify a walking tractor'.

However, from time to time, there are still a few seniors who hold the mentality of "it's already ruined anyway, so let's continue to rot", and they often send some expressions of senior Bai in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group".

For example, Fairy Lychee who likes to use the 'Senior White is cute' expression - she is addicted to this expression and can't stop at all.

Another example is a fortune teller. From time to time, he also used an expression of 'Senior Bai's contempt' - this expression was a must-have picture for Beihe Sanren of the Tonggua Immortal Path.

Another example is a certain senior Sanlang who has turned into a big horse monkey... He likes to use the 'Senior Bai's smile' expression.

Maybe they think... Venerable White's punishment for the 'emoticons', the 'Meteor Shower', has ended, and there will be no double punishment for one crime, so they can happily show off their senior's expressions?

How naive!

Song Shuhang said that he would wait for the above seniors to be sent to the depths of the universe to work as miners' video seeds.

Breathe deeply and continue to breathe deeply.

Song Shuhang said to Rouzi Yu: "Soft Yu, are you the one who made these emoticons?"

"Yeah, yeah, Senior Song, I did a good job, right?" Soft Yu stared at Song Shuhang with her big shining eyes. The look on his face is 'I'm great, please praise me'.

"Very...not bad." Song Shuhang laughed dryly.

After finally calming down, Song Shuhang opened the avatar of the 'Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace' and sent a message: [Senior Seven Lives Talisman, when can we meet? Will I trade the ‘Blood God Diamond’ with you? ]

The Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace quickly replied: "Don't worry, little friend Shuhang! Didn't Senior Bai say in the group today that he would hold a [walking tractor competition]? Just now, Senior Bai happened to ask me if I was in the Pacific Ocean, and He asked for my coordinates. He wants to directly arrange the finishing point of the tractor race to the Pacific Ocean. Therefore, he needs my assistance. Little friend Song Shuhang will definitely participate in this competition, so we will meet at the finishing point then!"

Song Shuhang quickly replied: "No, no, no. Senior Seven Lives Talisman, I will not participate in this competition."

Master of the Palace of the Seven Lives Talisman: "Huh? Little Shuhang didn't participate in this competition? It seems to be very interesting, right? But no problem, if you don't participate in the competition, you can come with the audience group on the flying magic weapon. I heard that Senior Bai We also invited many fellow Taoists to serve as referees and spectators for this competition."

"Then I will quietly be my own audience. See you at the terminal, Senior Seven Lives Talisman." Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief.

For the safety of the little monk surnamed Song, he will never participate in the competition.

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After ending the call with Senior Seven Lives Talisman, Song Shuhang logged out of his account and prepared to return the phone to Rouzi Yu.

but. When exiting the chat account interface, Song Shuhang suddenly saw a folder on the desktop of Rouzi Yu's phone.

It is normal to have folders on the desktop of your mobile phone. Everyone has folders on their mobile phones more or less. Moreover, generally speaking, things like folders have private keys. The good guy Song Shuhang would never peek at other people's sex!

But...this folder is different!

Because, the name of this folder - [Senior Song Emoticon Pack].

Song Shuhang: "..."

Wait, wait a minute!

Senior Song?

In the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, besides Song Shuhang, are there any seniors named Song?

Maybe, after all, Song is also a common surname in China.

But the problem is - the seniors in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group all have their own titles! For example, Song Shuhang, a Loose from Beihe, calls him Senior Beihe.

For the time being, the 'Senior Song' mentioned by Rouzi Yu in the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1' should be his friend Song Shuhang, right?

So, Song Shuhang's fingers uncontrollably clicked on the folder.

[No, if the senior Song here is not me, isn't he peeking at Yu Rouzi's vagina? That's not what a gentleman does, I can't do that! ]

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and was about to retract his fingers.

But at this time... maybe it was the feeling of his fingers. Even though his fingers hadn't even touched the screen, the folder had already been opened.

There was no password set in the folder, and it was successfully opened by Song Shuhang.

Then he saw a lot of photos.

In other words, it should be some materials.

There is the expression of Song Shuhang collapsing while bungee jumping with Venerable Bai.

The picture of Song Shuhang on the space meteorite.

There was also Song Shuhang’s expression when the ‘Disposable Song Shuhang Edition’ flew up into the sky—Senior Bai actually left an image spell on the ‘Song Shuhang Edition’? Did you leave any photos?

There is a picture of Song Shuhang facing the light, with the light reflecting on his bald gourd (taken by Doudou).

There is also a photo of the bald Song Shuhang wearing a black skirt [Fuck, when did Soft Yu take this extremely shameful photo? ]

Then there are photos of Song Shuhang and Soft Yu playing bungee jumping together.

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched and he closed the folder silently.

Miss Yurouzi, are you addicted to playing ‘emoticons’? After playing with the emoticon package of Lord Bai, are you going to play the ‘Senior Song emoticon package’ next?

No, we must stop this terrible behavior of Yu Rouzi!

But what method should be used to stop the curious baby Yu Rouzi?

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"Eh? Senior Song, you have seen this document!" At this time, Yu Rouzi suddenly leaned over and said with a smile.

Song Shuhang suddenly felt guilty about being a thief.

"But Senior Song, I haven't finished this emoticon pack yet. There are too few materials. We will take more interesting photos in a while, and then I will make an emoticon pack that is even better than the 'Senior White Emoticon Pack'!" "Rouzi Yu clenched her fist hard, and the passionate girl's blood was already boiling.

Song Shuhang quickly said: "Soft Yu, please don't make me an emoticon, okay? I feel a little ashamed."

"Don't worry, Senior Song, I will do it perfectly and won't make you feel shy." Yu Rouzi said seriously: "Besides, I made this emoticon for your own good, Senior Song. "

"What?" Song Shuhang was confused. Is it for my own good?

"Senior Song, think about it, Senior Bai's emoticons have come out. If Senior Song doesn't come up with an emoticon, what if Senior Bai is mentally unbalanced? If Senior Bai is mentally unbalanced, he might struggle desperately. Senior Song." Yu Rouzi said seriously.

Song Shuhang: 0_0!

Song Shuhang Orz

What should I do if Yu Rouzi’s words make sense? He was completely unable to refute... because he had been tortured by Venerable White in various ways. For example, turning into a fish and being eaten by Doudou, being eaten by Doudou, being eaten by Doudou...

Facts speak louder than words. (To be continued.)

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