Chapter 45 Eat Watermelon in 3 Seconds

Lu Xun held up the ice skewer, as if he wanted to eat it, but lost his courage when it reached his mouth, and put it down with a sigh, looking extremely embarrassed, while Li Xintong was holding a fruit basket, covering his mouth and laughing non-stop, couldn't bear to look at this scene directly!

The audience in the audience cheered and applauded continuously, shouting cheers in unison, Lu Xun finally lifted the ice string again, bit off two big ice balls, and pulled off the fake grape vines, and there was a crunching sound in the headset.

Lu Xun bared his teeth, the two big chunks of ice were hard to swallow, his face was crooked from the cold, and when he exhaled, it was all white mist, he admired himself.

But at this time, Ma Xin said: "You should put at least three in your mouth, right?"

Lu Xun almost collapsed, but amidst the encouragement and cheers from the audience, he honestly ate another one.

Unexpectedly, Yang An spread his hands: "This is not what I said..."

Pu Chi Pu Chi... Everyone laughed, feeling that Lu Xun's third ice puck was for nothing!

It will take some time for the ice ball to melt, Lu Xun stuffed three ice balls in his mouth, enough for him to toss, Yang An suddenly smiled evilly, and said: "Lady, the way home is not easy, there are many bandits, you also eat two A giant grape, increase your strength to defend yourself!"

Lu Xun wanted to look up to the sky and laugh for a long time, his shoulders shrugged, he wanted to laugh but he couldn't enjoy it to his heart's content.

With three ice hockey pucks stuffed in his mouth, he couldn't even speak clearly, he muttered vaguely, it was like fooling around with this sentence.

"No way, this nasty Yang An really set his hands on me!" Li Xintong's eyes widened, knowing what had happened, this time it was her who was punished!

Rong Feifei was smiling, obediently took the real grapes from Yang An, picked two and ate them, then looked at Li Xintong in her own mirror, hooked her hands, signaling that it was her turn.

Li Xintong was not convinced, she really got into a fight with Yang An, she took the ice hockey sticks from Lu Xun, bit off two, her eyes and eyebrows were all twisted up from the ice, her eyes became small, and she couldn't open them at all, then It was so refreshing that she never wanted to try it again in her life.

The audience in the audience gave Li Xintong cheers and applause. Sure enough, women became more ruthless, crazier than men. She didn't hesitate to eat as soon as she said, it's amazing!

The scene of eating grapes was over, Rong Feifei asked Yang An to spit the grape seeds into her hands, Li Xintong finally rescued Lu Xun, and threw the unmelted ice puck into the fruit basket, never thinking about it again. Touch them with disgust.

Yang An said: "After eating Juli grapes, my Iron Sand Palm has finally broken through the bottleneck!"

Lu Xun rubbed his frozen cheeks and said, "After eating Juli grapes, my iron sand palm has finally broken through the bottleneck!"

Ma Xin shouted: "Okay! Hero, try the effect!"

Ma Xin took out four paper cups and turned them upside down on the table, and then took out a real long nail. To prove that the nail was real, he stabbed it on the wooden table top, making a bouncing sound.

Then Ma Xin chuckled, deliberately licked the spikes obscenely, stared at Lu Xun maliciously, then put the spikes into a paper cup, and quickly moved the positions of these paper cups.

After moving a few times, Ma Xin simply took out a three-sided wooden cover from behind and covered the cups to block everyone's eyes. He squatted down and quickly exchanged. While changing, he raised his eyebrows at Lu Xun and winked. That wretched expression made Lu Xun tremble with fear.

The four cups were finally changed, Yang An walked over, Lu Xun walked over, Yang An chuckled, stretched out a hand, and flattened a paper cup: "Hey!"

Yang An was lucky to choose an empty cup, but unfortunately, his cuffs were too long, and he swept down another paper cup, which was also empty!

The expression on Lu Xun's face suddenly became richer, gloating, complacent, secretly happy. The camera accurately captured this scene, and the post-production has already been thought out. When the time comes, subtitles will be added: "Little boy, you will also miss one day!"

Lu Xun squashed the empty cup with a hey sound, and looked at Yang An proudly.

Yang An didn't panic, the last two were left,

He thought for a while, hey, and flattened the paper cup in front of Lu Xun, it was empty!

Wow~~~

The audience exclaimed, the audience laughed, there was only one paper cup left, and one long iron nail left, would Lu Xun dare to take pictures?

To be honest, Lu Xun felt empty at the moment.

He knew that it was impossible for the program crew to hurt him, but whether there were really nails in it, Yang An would stop before he filmed it, or it was just an empty cup, he was not sure about it.

So he hesitated, if there were really nails in it, and he shot it down too fast, Yang An didn't have time to shout, it would be troublesome!

After ten seconds of ideological struggle, Lu Xun finally saw a flaw in Ma Xin. Ma Xin put his hands behind his back and deliberately showed him a nail. Then Lu Xun calmed down and pretended to die with righteousness and generosity. The shot was taken suddenly, causing Li Xintong to scream.

The paper cup was flat, and Ma Xin strode over, picked up the paper cup that Lu Xun had patted down, took out a twisted iron nail from underneath, and exclaimed, "The hero is such a powerful iron sand palm!"

Lu Xun laughed out loud, very proud, he was fine, and he smashed the nail!

All the audience applauded, laughed, shouted Daxia Lu's name, and applauded wildly.

Anyone who thinks a little deeper knows that this is a deliberate arrangement by the program group, but most viewers don't have to think too much about it when they watch "Mirror House". Where did the bent nail come from!

After practicing Iron Sand Palm, Yang An said: "Lady, you go back first, and I will go back to find you after I kill the enemy."

After Lu Xun finished speaking, Rong Feifei and Li Xintong left the stage. Before Li Xintong left, he gave Lu Xun a comforting hug and gave Lu Xun two thumbs up to let him cheer up. This action aroused warm applause from the audience.

Everyone on the earth knows that every issue of "Jianghu Joke" is the worst, it must be the male guest, this is the iron rule, the title of "star meat grinder" is definitely not for nothing!

Ma Xin took out two ready-made swords and handed them to the two heroes. Yang An was holding genuine swords, and Lu Xun was holding a beggar gang crutch.

Yang An took out two walnuts from his bag to play with, and Lu Xun took out a broken bowl from his bag.

Yang An is a valiant hero of the rivers and lakes, and Lu Xun is... a poor beggar in ragged clothes, no shoes on his feet, a face covered in pot ashes, a cane in his hand, and a broken bowl in his hand.

Yang An finally started to go out, Lu Xun let out a long breath, with a relaxed expression on his face, this game is finally over!

"Heroes stay behind!"

Ma Xin cried out, and the two heroes turned their heads to look, only to see Ma Xin bring two plates of watermelon from behind, and said, "We are building weapons in the small shop, and we will give you a fruit plate!"

A piece of watermelon per person is about one-sixth the size of a watermelon, and a piece should weigh a pound, but it is quite thick anyway.

The audience cheered, the program group is finally a bit human, the guests have been punished for so long, they should be rewarded, eating some fruit is not too much!

Yang An put down the walnuts and sword, and took the watermelon.

"It was grapes just now, but this time it's watermelons. There's something wrong with it!" Lu Xun felt concerned and tensed up instantly.

Lu Xun put down his crutches and broken bowl, suspicious. He took the watermelon from Ma Xin, stared at it, checked up and down for a long time, guessing where there would be traps.

Li Xintong in the audience saw this scene, clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Teacher Lu is really scared!"

Lu Xun was really scared. Whenever he saw Yang An now, he felt that he was playing tricks, and there must be something wrong with his actions.

Yang An took a small bite of the watermelon and looked at Lu Xun.

Lu Xun hesitated for a long time, making sure that Yang An really swallowed it, but strange thoughts popped up in his mind again, could it be that my piece is bad? Or is there a hard weapon hidden in the watermelon? Or is the flesh of the melon frozen into lumps of ice?

Ma Xin snorted from the side: "It takes so much effort to eat a piece of watermelon, what a hero!"

The whole hall was full of laughter, and the audience uttered their voices in unison: "Woo..."

It seems that Teacher Lu has been driven crazy by Yang An, he has become too timid, he dare not even eat watermelon, he should boo!

Lu Xun tried to take a bite. The watermelon was sweet and delicious, and there was nothing wrong with it.

Yang An laughed: "It's not enough to eat like this!"

I saw Yang An take off the headset, throw it on the table, hold the watermelon with a bite in both hands, and put it to his mouth.

The cameraman took a big close-up of him, Yang Anjian smiled and winked at Lu Xun, and then ate this one-pound watermelon in three seconds with lightning speed and jingle bells!

Wow! ! ! The audience screamed wildly.

"My eyes! Am I blind?"

"Is this still human? It's amazing, it's amazing!"

"Damn it! Yang An is really eating watermelon? How can he eat it like that!"

"Too hard, too fucking hard! My God! Exaggerated, too exaggerated!"

With watermelon stuffed in his mouth, Yang An held a piece of clean watermelon skin, shook it lightly, looked at Lu Xun provocatively, and signaled that it was time for him to perform.

Lu Xun was really dumbfounded, and the smile on his face froze completely.

Three seconds, he could see clearly, it really only took three seconds, Yang An ate such a big piece of watermelon, he asked himself, he would never be able to do it!

But the show is not over, I have to eat it!

"It's not enough to eat like this..." When Lu Xun said this, he was on the verge of tears.

He took a deep breath, hesitated for two seconds, gritted his teeth, and ate the watermelon in big mouthfuls. His eating method was the same as that of a normal person. He took a bite, swallowed, breathed, and chewed. What's the matter, so what if you don't spit out the seeds, he won't be able to finish eating a watermelon that weighs more than a pound in thirty seconds!

Fighting, Lu Xun also fighting, his mouth was full, he still didn't stop, he stopped for a while in the middle, and almost vomited, but after the nausea, he still continued to eat until he was clean!

"Teacher Lu is dedicated!"

"Teacher Lu is doing a great job!"

"Miss Lu, you are awesome, I love you~" The audience applauded continuously, encouraging Lu Xun to cheer up, and the female audience screamed love, making everyone laugh.

Lu Xun worked really hard today. He insisted on finishing the watermelon. He took the melon rind and shook it towards Yang An.

Yang An nodded frequently, his eyes were full of admiration, he gave Lu Xun a thumbs up, applauded and praised, this teacher Lu is hardworking enough, he can afford it, not bad!

The hero was finally leaving, and the shop owner Ma Xin gave the two heroes some change, indicating that they could leave.

Poor Lu Daxia, watermelon juice is all over his body at the moment, his specially made heroic white robe has been torn into tattered cloth strips, his face is covered with pot ashes and palm prints, he is walking down the stage with the crutches of the beggar gang, and there are a few extra pieces in the broken bowl in his hand How can you describe steel as a miserable word!

"etc!"

Before leaving the field, Yang An turned around and shouted.

Lu Xun's heart trembled, and he was about to cry. Big brother, just let me go. If I had known that the recording of the program would be punished like this, I wouldn't come here no matter how high the notice fee was. This is not playing games, this is Go to hell!

Lu Xun turned his head, and his professionalism made him shout: "Wait!"

Yang An looked at him from a distance, suddenly pursed his lips affectionately, and gave him a kiss from afar.

Lu Xun almost burst out laughing, and turned his head away shyly. The slightest bit of displeasure at being dealt with just now flew into the sky and disappeared in an instant: "This Yang An is really a variety show genius..."

All the audience stood up and gave the warmest applause and cheers to the first issue of "Laughing Mirror House"!

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