Chapter 44 You Didn't Discuss!
"Yo!"
The preparation area was filled with amazement and continued applause. Li Xintong and Rong Feifei all applauded and praised: "Yes, Mr. Lu, you have a quick response!"
Even Yang An applauded repeatedly: "Not bad, not bad, Teacher Lu feels really good."
Lu Xun applauded and laughed: "Not bad, not bad, Teacher Lu feels really good."
Ha ha ha ha!
Everyone was overjoyed, this Lu Xun, you can't tell from the outside, he really knows how to play!
Yang An was so satisfied, he asked Lu Xun to come on the show and record the first episode of "Laughing Mirror House". There are also coffee spots and a high sense of artistic ability. It is really too wise!
Yang An smiled and said to Gu Yunfeng: "Okay, I think it's okay!"
Lu Xun became addicted to playing, so he learned a sentence, Li Xintong snickered and said, "Mr. Lu, I don't think it's that simple!"
Yang An asked Li Xintong and Rong Feifei: "Hey, why are you two still here? Why didn't you change your clothes?"
The two girls were dumbfounded: "Huh? There's still our show?"
Yang An said: "Nonsense, there are too many people on stage, hurry up and prepare, and I will give you ten minutes to change your clothes. Now that you are busy, no one will care about you!"
Li Xintong hurriedly went down to get ready for makeup, but Rong Feifei was taken to a separate room by Yang An. Ann, the burden needs to shake nicely.
In front of outsiders, Rong Feifei couldn't say anything, she listened carefully to Yang An explaining the lines and details, and nodded frequently.
Only when the makeup artist left to look for something, Yang An whispered in Rong Feifei's ear: "Thank you the night before yesterday!"
This bastard, only now knows thank you! But Rong Feifei was very sweet in her heart, but she was not so easy to dismiss, she gave Yang An a blank look, and snorted: "Is this the end?"
Yang An chuckled and said, "I'll find a chance to thank you later, and I'll treat you to a big meal."
"That's about the same!"
The make-up artist came back, and the two of them quickly returned to their business-like expressions. They continued to exchange lines, and occasionally winked at each other secretly. This kind of small game was played very warmly by the two of them.
Soon, Duan Haishan asked on the monitoring channel: "Is Lu Xun ready?"
"Lu Xun is in place!"
"Are Li Xintong and Rong Feifei ready?"
"Two people in place!"
"Next, record "Heroes Forge Swords" from "Laughing Mirror House"! All units are ready, countdown in ten seconds, ten, nine, eight..."
The audience cheered and applauded, and the mirror room rotated around on the stage. There were three big characters "Blacksmith Shop" written on the signboard. Ma Xin was wearing the coarse clothes of an ancient blacksmith, standing in the middle of the room with his chest crossed.
The blacksmith's shop is not big, but the layout is very characteristic. With Ma Xin as the center line, the left and right sides are completely symmetrical. The knife and weapon racks placed on the wall, the texture of the background wall, and the chairs, stools and cabinets in the corners are all the same.
Yang An lifted the curtain on the left, and Lu Xun lifted the curtain on the right. The two exchanged glances, and the performance officially began.
Yang An swished and jumped into the room, and Lu Xun followed suit, jumping in with style.
Yang An held the burden in his right hand, dusted his head with his left hand, patted his body, and said to himself: "It's raining so hard, I'm all wet!"
Lu Xun followed suit, and his movements were almost exactly the same: "It's raining so hard, I'm all wet!"
The audience suddenly realized, cheered and screamed, it turned out that this is the mirror house!
After Yang An dusted off the water on his body, he jumped forward with both feet: "Hey!"
Lu Xun learned to dance: "Hey! I..."
There was a squeak, and a seam was torn in the shoe. It turned out that Lu Xun was stepping on a strong sticky mouse board. He almost didn't fall in this jump, and he couldn't jump at all.
He was fixed!
The audience laughed and watched Lu Xun make a fool of himself. This show is so bad. They put sticky mouse boards on people's feet as soon as they entered the door. Why not just install a mouse trap!
The sticky board was too strong, Lu Xun couldn't break free, and he didn't dare to squat down and break it with his hands, because the hem of the hero's robe was too long, once it touched the sticky board, it would definitely be broken or torn. Will explain here!
Lu Xun smiled wryly. He looked at Yang An with a rich expression on his face.
But Yang An didn't speak, and the performance had to continue. Lu Xun could only think of a way to jump up. After struggling for a long time, he finally confirmed that the sticky board was fixed on the floor. can't do it!
"Hahahaha, Lu Xun will definitely be driven crazy today!"
Li Xintong and Rong Feifei, who were waiting for the performance in the audience, laughed. They guessed right, this game is definitely not that simple!
Lu Xun's sweat was dripping down, he finally thought of a way to get rid of the strong sticky mouse board, and took off his shoes!
It’s okay for Nima not to wear shoes!
Seeing Lu Xun's embarrassment, the audience laughed and gave him applause for his wit!
Yang An smiled maliciously at Lu Xun, walked up to Ma Xin, picked up a prop foam brick on the table, and said, "Boss, I have a thousand-year-old black iron here, help me make two swords." !"
Lu Xun said it as it was, only to see that Yang An easily broke the foam brick into two pieces with a slap, and he held the real "black iron" and tried his best to break it, he saw Looking at Yang An, the helplessness on his face...
"Forget it! Let's make it into a handle!" Yang An handed over two broken bricks and gave Lu Xun a look of forgiveness.
Lu Xun learned the movements, so he could take a breather!
Ma Xin took the black iron from the hands of the two heroes in a serious manner, pretended to praise him, and took out two blow darts: "Heroes, why don't you try the new weapon blow darts in the store? With blow darts in hand, I have all the weapons in the world." ! Guaranteed to improve your military power, a hero, it is really a must-have artifact for killing people and getting rich, and traveling at home!"
The audience roared with laughter, this line said, killing people and getting more money, traveling at home, this is too ridiculous!
Yang An picked it up and blew casually, it's all right.
Lu Xun was apprehensive, picked it up and blew it, and with a sound of "beep", a little curly balloon figure popped out and quickly retracted.
Yang An secretly glanced at him and blew several times in a row.
Lu Xun's head is full of black lines, this is to carry out the whole person to the end! How old is he, he is in his thirties, and he still plays the game of blowing up balloons, so he is not ashamed of himself!
Beep, beep, beep... Lu Xun held the blowgun, not knowing whether to cry or laugh...
Li Xintong and Rong Feifei laughed together in the audience, and Li Xintong asked: "It seems that as long as Yang An's movements are 100% problematic, Teacher Lu will definitely be tricked!"
Rong Feifei nodded again and again: "The most important thing is that only he and Ma Xin know about the script, and the rest of us don't know about it, so it's impossible to guard against!"
The two continued to watch the show. Sure enough, Ma Xin sold swords and shields to the two heroes. Yang An's hands were all normal, while Lu Xun was manipulated by strange moves. How funny.
Suddenly, a voice came from the monitor earphones: "Li Xintong and Rong Feifei are ready to play."
The staff brought two hand baskets covered with quilts and handed them to the two women. They also applied a large amount of black liquid to Li Xintong's hands, and arranged them to stand in their respective positions.
On the stage, Yang An suddenly prostrated himself on the ground, as if he heard some sound, the sound effect was released at the right time, and the atmosphere became tense, as if an enemy was attacking.
Lu Xun originally wanted to learn, but when he saw Yang An's position on the ground, his side happened to be the area where the mouse board was stuck, and if he stuck to the ground, there would be a piece of it on his face.
Lu Xun could only find a way to move to the side and fool around.
"Who?" Yang An shouted.
"Who?" Lu Xun jumped up like a frightened bird and shouted loudly. His panicked expression made many people laugh.
Rong Feifei and Li Xintong stepped onto the stage and put the baskets at their feet, Rong Feifei said to Yang An: "Master, so you are here!"
Li Xintong almost fainted, she was at a loss for what to do with this line, so she could only imitate and say to Lu Xun: "Master, so you are here!"
Rong Feifei held back her laughter and asked Yang An, "Why did you run away from marriage?"
Li Xintong rolled her eyes, giggled, what kind of bloody lines are these? She could only follow and shout: "Why did you run away from marriage?"
Yang An stood with his hands behind his back, looked up into the distance, and sighed, "I don't love you anymore..."
Lu Xun followed suit: "I don't love you anymore..."
Rong Feifei said: "You don't love me anymore? Why don't you love me anymore? You heartless man, can't you even look at me?"
Rong Feifei tugged at Yang An's clothes, cupped his face with both hands, trying to make him look down at her.
Li Xintong was about to go crazy laughing, she finally understood what the staff had painted on her hand just now, she almost couldn't continue the performance from laughing, all these words were finished with a broken smile.
She tore at Lu Xun's clothes desperately, tore the snow-white robe into rags, and cupped Lu Xun's cheeks with both hands, two black handprints appeared on his face immediately.
Poor Lu Xun, he was imitating Yang An, standing with his hands behind his back, looking into the distance with a lonely face, pretending to be an upright man, completely unaware of what happened.
The two jet-black palm prints on his face are so conspicuous, it's exactly like the handprints of a person shooting left and right at him!
The audience's first big climax appeared at this point, and the audience laughed out loud with applause and cheers reaching the highest level.
The previous tricks are just pediatrics. This kind of tricks makes people fall for it without knowing it. The key is that Lu Xun doesn’t know it. He thinks that the performance is in place. They hilarious!
Lu Xun knew something was wrong when he heard the laughter of the audience, but he didn't know what was wrong, and he didn't even know how he got the trick, so he felt so aggrieved!
Yang An said: "My lady, the enemy is at hand, I haven't practiced my iron palm yet, so I can't be distracted to talk to you!"
Lu Xun followed suit, Rong Feifei knew the following lines, and she almost laughed: "I know you haven't practiced iron sand palm well, so I bought you your favorite Juli grape, as long as you eat it, You will have great power."
Li Xintong imitated this sentence and looked at Rong Feifei.
Rong Feifei picked up the basket, lifted the cotton cloth, picked up a bunch of grapes, and handed it to Yang An.
Li Xintong's heart skipped a beat, no, there must be something wrong here!
Li Xintong lifted the cotton cloth from her fruit basket, and yelled out, speechless on her face.
She was funny and looked at Lu Xun pitifully, tremblingly picked up a bunch of grape-shaped ice bumps and handed them to Lu Xun, dumbfounded!
Lu Xun gasped, his eyeballs were about to fall out, these were also bunches of grapes, but the fruits were not grapes, but ice balls the size of ping pong balls!
Yang An sighed lightly: "This is my favorite food, wow~"
Then he put the grapes beside his face, rubbed them lightly, and deliberately winked at his own mirror image.
Lu Xun looked sad and glared at Yang An. He tried his best to hold up the bunch of ice-pimpled grapes and rubbed them against his face: "This is my favorite thing to eat. Wow~~~It's so ice~"
How could Yang An let Lu Xun go so easily? He immediately said: "Let me eat a few!"
Ka Ka Ka, biting off three grapes, Yang An chewed slowly, looked at Lu Xun with a smirk and raised eyebrows.
Lu Xun's voice was filled with tears: "Let me eat... a few..."
Director Yang, can I call you brother?
Such a big ice hockey, you really let me eat it? Lu Xun was bitter.
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