Chapter 2 "Slippery Talk"

Yang An is the handyman responsible for ordering meals. After he finished making a phone call in the corridor, he happened to see Duan Haishan coming out to smoke. He hurried over to help Duan Haishan get angry: "Director Duan, I have an idea, which should solve the problem of the show now. predicament."

Duan Haishan actually took good care of Yang An's small field affairs. Every time he recorded a program, he would give Yang An a few words intentionally or unintentionally. On several occasions, he even asked Yang An to do the job of assistant director, such as mobilizing the audience's emotions and giving out gifts, etc. .

Duan Haishan blew out a smoke ring and said with a smile: "Xiao Yang, you have heard what everyone said just now. There are so many difficulties that cannot be solved. What can you do?"

Yang An chuckled: "Director Duan, I think the methods are all conceived by humans. Humans are the most flexible creatures. In my opinion, these difficulties are not a problem!"

Duan Haishan asked: "Then let me ask you, how to solve the funding problem?"

Yang An raised a hand: "My idea, the increased budget will not exceed 5,000 yuan."

Duan Haishan asked: "The guest's sense of entertainment is not high, how to solve the jokes?"

Yang An patted his chest confidently: "Don't worry, I will make the whole process full of laughter."

Duan Haishan asked: "Who are the guests? We can't afford A-list stars!"

Yang An shook his head and said, "We don't need first-line stars, Director Duan, we just need handsome men and beautiful women to make the audience laugh."

Several questions in a row seemed to be difficult for Yang An, Duan Haishan finally paid attention to it, he put out the cigarette, and said seriously: "Xiao Yang, tell me what you think."

Yang An opened the program planning book just released, turned to the page of the announcement list, pointed to a line in the candidate guest list, and said, "Director Duan, for this issue, I would like to invite the men and women from the movie "Men Marry and Women Marry" The lead actor came over to be a guest, and then added an interactive game session called "Slippery Joke" in the show. As long as you agree, I can guarantee that the budget is not a problem, the laughing point is not a problem, and the ratings are not a problem, at least not more than Now it’s bad, 0.3% is guaranteed!”

Yang An quickly explained his idea, and Duan Haishan's eyes became brighter and he couldn't help applauding: "This idea is interesting! Come with me, tell Li Yang and the others your idea, and strive to perfect every detail!"

Duan Haishan couldn't wait to pull Yang An back to the conference room, but Yang An didn't move, and said a little embarrassedly: "Director Duan, can I make a small request?"

Duan Haishan asked: "What request?"

Yang An scratched the back of his head, and smiled embarrassedly: "Can I also participate in the performance?"

Duan Haishan opened his eyes wide and couldn't believe it. He almost laughed out loud, nodded his head foolishly, and pulled Yang An back to the conference room.

Li Yang and the others were also happy after listening to Yang An's thoughts on "Slippery Talk", especially since Yang An wanted to perform on stage, everyone thought Yang An was joking.

Li Yang played with the pen and said in disbelief: "Yang An, first of all, I admit that your idea is really interesting. Adding a 22.5-degree slope at the bottom of the performance room, so that everyone can slide involuntarily, may indeed produce laughter. But the key Yes, how can your participation in the show help?"

Yang Andao: "We need one person to perform with the guests and mobilize the atmosphere of the scene. I am willing to recommend myself."

Duan Haishan smiled and nodded in support: "Xiao Yang has interacted with the audience a few times before. I saw that he is quite good at mobilizing the atmosphere."

Li Yang didn't believe it: "But you are just a field staff, not a professional background, and no experience in comedy performances. Isn't it better for us to let the host Rock come on stage to mobilize the atmosphere?"

Yang An shook his head and said: "Chairman Luo has been on duty for half a year. I think he has a solid foundation in conversation, but his image is not suitable for being funny. I am afraid that the final effect will not be very good if he is forced to go up. I think I am the only one present Go crazy, anyway, I'm a newcomer, even if I say or do something wrong, I'm not afraid of embarrassment or embarrassment."

Li Yang still refused to give up: "No, I don't think it's right for you to go.

Director Duan, if Rock is not allowed to play, I suggest choosing someone from the host team of "Happy Saturday" next door. Their sense of entertainment is absolutely overwhelming, and the effect will definitely be very good. "

Duan Haishan chuckled: "Who do you want to choose?"

Li Yang said: "Zhang Mingde!"

How is Duan Haishan not good at these twists and turns in the stage? He smiled: "Let Xiao Yang try it out, we "Jianghu Joke" finally came up with a more reliable idea, of course it is to train our own people, don't you want to watch people from other program groups eat?" Our meat?"

Everyone laughed and expressed their support for Yang An. Li Yang didn't argue any more. He fought for Zhang Mingde's chances as an instinctive act of gaining benefits. Maybe Zhang Mingde still doesn't like "Slippery Jokes"!

Also, is this Yang An too crazy to be so confident that "Slippery Jokes" will be popular? You are just a small field manager, and you can make the ratings break through the sky when you come up with an idea? Where does this put the face of our screenwriters? This is what Li Yang is most upset about.

Seeing Li Yang's performance, Yang An suddenly realized, and felt instantly upset. This Zhang Mingde heard that he was Li Yang's friend, and he was only the third MC in the "Happy Saturday" program. Li Yang deliberately recommended his friend as a cameo, I just want to take the opportunity to grab the mirror.

After everyone finished laughing, Li Yang asked again: "Yang An, I have another question, why did you invite the male and female starring roles in the movie "Men Married"?"

Yang An explained: "Because eyeballs are economical! What we want are handsome men and beautiful women!"

Li Yang sneered: "A small movie with a cost of less than 2 million yuan is shot, and the male and female protagonists are all third-rate starlets. How can this attract attention? And Director Duan, our program style has always been like this, and rash changes will make the host and guests Feeling uncomfortable, props, photography, lighting, screenwriter, and stage affairs all have to be changed, and the audience may also be at a loss. Director Duan, I don’t think we can bet on "Slippery Jokes", we can’t afford to lose even once!"

When Li Yang said this, the others also hesitated. Now there is less than a week left. Adding a brand new game link means a lot of work needs to be done from scratch. Can they finish it?

Duan Haishan hesitated for a while, thought for a while and said, "Well, anyway, the crew of "Marriage of a Man and a Marriage of a Woman" are also on the list of backup announcements, and they will be the guests for this issue. Xiao Li, you can find a way to add more lines and scripts lol Point, Xiao Yang, prepare the part of "Slippery Jokes" by yourself, we will do two-handed preparations, wait for the guests to arrive, and see how the actual filming works, if it is not good, we will cut this part."

Li Yang closed the notebook: "I'm fine!"

"Okay!" Yang An had no other choice. The ratings of the last episode of the show were 0.295%. If Li Yangchao, the screenwriter of this episode, played at a high level, it is very possible to return to 0.3%. Duan Haishan also did it out of consideration for stability. To prepare with both hands is not to give him a chance.

Yang An secretly cheered on himself, let "Smile and Slippery" conquer the entire program group!

...

On Tuesday morning, the crew of "Marriage of a Man and a Marriage of a Woman" received a notice from Red Maple TV Station, and the two parties agreed on a recording time for the show, which was scheduled for Thursday.

Yang An rushed to the TV station early in the morning and handed over the plan that was rushed out overnight to Duan Haishan: "Director Duan, this is my plan."

Looking through Duan Haishan, the plan is divided into three parts. The first part is the prop preparation plan, the second part is the game process and script, and the third part is the extras and the post-production plan.

Duan Haishan praised a few words: "It's not bad, Xiao Yang, I didn't expect you to be able to make a plan?"

Yang An said: "That's because you taught me well. I have learned a lot in the past six months. Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity!"

Duan Haishan nodded: "Young people are awesome, you go, I will say hello to the props team, you set up the stage as soon as possible, and have an internal audition."

Yang An first went to the finance department to get the funding, which was only 5,000 yuan, and was discounted, only 2,000 yuan. He came to the props group, but he encountered trouble again, and they said they couldn't cooperate.

The person in charge of the props group asked: "Xiao Yang, according to the design drawing you provided, the 22.5-degree bevel on the ground is the same as the normal scene effect, so we need to use angle steel and channel steel to build the chassis, and then use special floor inlays. It takes a lot of money to fix the bar, tables, chairs and microphone stands, and build the scene, 2,000 yuan is not enough!"

Yang Anhao asked the other party to help pay part of the advance after saying it was good or bad, and first set up an empty shelf with a 22.5-degree slope.

Then he went to find someone to rehearse in advance, and Yang An encountered another setback. Everyone in the program team was very busy, and no one was willing to help him.

No matter how dull Yang An was, he knew something was wrong.

At this time, he saw Li Yang, who was gloating about his misfortune, coming from outside, and Li Yang greeted him with a smile.

Li Yang asked: "Xiao Yang, how is your preparation for the yo-yo show going?"

Yang An didn't leave at all, he said: "Editor Li, it's "Slippery Joke", not a yo-yo. I'm looking for someone to check a pair of scripts, but everyone else is very busy. I don't know if Editor Li can help check it. one time?"

Li Yang sat down, half lying on the computer chair, took a sip of coffee comfortably: "I am also very busy, I only have two days to write funny jokes, the original scripts have to be completely overthrown and rewritten, really. I can't help you."

Another editor next to him came over, and said in a strange way: "Xiao Yang, you finished writing so quickly? You are amazing, you don't need to find us at all! If you really can't find someone to match the script, you can go to the next door "Happy Saturday" to ask , There are a lot of idlers over there, our program team is too busy, even the field manager has started to serve as a producer, too busy!"

Li Yang added: "Well, it seems that Zhang Mingde is free, you can go and ask him if he is free."

If you are paralyzed, you can't speak well. Do you have to be so yin and yang?

Yang An is really angry now!

You are still colleagues in the same program group, is there such a way to disrupt the stage? Whoever said that the scene manager can't also be a screenwriter or a producer, I just won't let you two get what you want, today I have to spend time with you guys!

"Okay, I'll ask!" Yang An said coldly, left the gate, and went straight out of the TV station to go home.

Ask you a hammer!

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