Chapter 15 Goddess A with Four Waists

Yang An said: "Feifei decided to do warm-up exercises first, she is the best at hula hoops!"

Rong Feifei looked around, found the location of the hula hoop, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, it was a trap!

Sure enough, Yang An ordered: "Feifei took the smallest hula hoop."

Rong Feifei can't laugh or cry, this hula hoop frame is really special, there are big hoops and small hoops, there are different sizes, the smallest one is a children's toy, you can't even put your head in it!

Seeing Rong Feifei holding a small hula hoop and looking helplessly at director Yang An outside the venue, the audience roared with laughter.

Yang An quietly raised his left hand, and Rong Feifei had an idea, and put the little hula hoop on his arm, shaking it happily. The audience praised Rong Feifei's wit and applauded again and again.

Yang An said again: "Small hula hoops are not enough, Feifei chose the biggest one."

It was finally back to normal now, Rong Feifei breathed a sigh of relief, standing on a slope of 22.5 degrees, she swung the hula hoop very fast, her ponytail danced, full of movement, and received bursts of applause.

If everyone thinks that Yang An is over like this, this show will not be called a prank show.

Yang An continued to play tricks: "Playing hula hoop for a long time can make your waist thinner. Feifei took off her coat and took a piece of A4 paper and put it on her waist."

The hula hoop fell to the ground with a thud. Rong Feifei blushed and covered her mouth in surprise to look at Yang An. This is not the content of the script. This bastard... The director of the bastard added another scene on the spot!

Yang An raised his chin with a smile, and motioned her to look at the shelf behind the cabinet. Sure enough, there was a small stack of A4 papers spread out.

Rong Feifei had no choice but to take off her coat, revealing a black bottoming shirt. Her graceful and bumpy figure made people almost spurt blood. She turned around to get the paper. Yang An turned off the loudspeaker and said to the walkie-talkie: "3 Camera No. 3 gives the artist a frontal close-up! The big screen is connected to Camera No. 3 for imaging!"

The No. 3 plane is Gu Yunfeng. He raised his hand to signal OK, and then waved a small red flag to signal the artists to look at this plane.

Rong Feifei picked up a piece of A4 paper, and when she saw the little red flag, she turned around helplessly, and covered the paper around her waist, feeling shy and excited at the same time: "How did this guy think of this? He still wants to use A4 paper Contrast, thanks to him thinking it out... But when did he see my waist, oh, it's disgusting, he's also a sanctimonious guy, huh!"

A miracle happened. A close-up photo of Rong Feifei appeared on the big screen. This A4 paper actually covered her slender waist. When viewed from the front, not even a single corner of the black bottoming shirt could be seen. It was really unbelievable. !

The audience burst out with the warmest applause and cheers ever, and they actually saw the goddess with A4 waist!

"My God! How thin is the A4 waist! I remember it was 21cm?"

"Goddess! She is the goddess in my heart! Angel looks, devil figure, it's over, over, over, I can't extricate myself, I think I have fallen in love with her!"

"It's amazing. I can't tell that she has such a thin waist, and her bust looks quite full. How can her waist be so thin? It's unscientific!"

"Damn it, it's really enviable and jealous, sisters also want to exercise, and I also want an A4 waist!"

"Hey big brother, big brother, you have a nosebleed! Hold on, hold on, let me call 120 for you!"

"This episode is really good! I gave their director 99 points, and I deducted 1 point because I'm afraid he will be proud!"

The audience burst into laughter, the atmosphere was extremely warm, and everyone was very satisfied with the arrangement of the program group. An A4 waist is enough to set off a trend. I believe that it will not be long before there will be a wave of beautiful women taking photos of A4 waists all over the country!

Yang An was very satisfied with this link, he smiled and signaled OK, Gu Yunfeng had already recorded enough material for audience laughter, Rong Feifei was finally let go, and she put on a coat again, which lost a lot of style, which made many male wolves They are very sorry.

Yang An said: "Li Lei also got off work, he also came to this gym,

The two knew each other, and he greeted Feifei. "

The handsome Li Lei came on stage, and the audience showed their face, and the applause rang out, of course not as big as Rong Feifei's appearance.

Male guests don't get such good treatment anymore, they have to be beaten to death, not to mention that you deliberately wear non-slip leather shoes, what do you ask our staff who are waxing the floor to think? I'm not sorry for you, I'm sorry for our entire program group!

Yang An said: "Both of them took off their shoes, ready for yoga class!"

Li Lei was petrified in an instant, how can he play this? The playbook said that I would do pull-ups as soon as I appeared on stage, and didn't say that I took off my shoes!

The biggest director on the scene, Yang An pretended not to see Li Lei's protest. Li Lei noticed that Rong Feifei was taking off her shoes, so he had no choice but to sit down and take off the non-slip leather shoes.

Yang Andao: "The yoga teacher hasn't come yet. Li Lei saw the horizontal bar and decided to do pull-ups first!"

Li Lei is about to collapse, the yoga teacher hasn't come yet, why are you asking me to take off my shoes in such a hurry, you are sick!

However, no matter how ugly a woman you meet during dating, even if you are extremely reluctant, you have to finish it with tears.

When recording a program, if you hear the director’s excessive demands, even if you are extremely reluctant, you must complete it with dedication, otherwise no one will ask you to record the program in the future.

Li Lei took a deep breath, kicked hard on the ground, and ran up the slope, stepping on a yoga mat for strength. Fortunately, he was quick enough to avoid falling, which aroused bursts of applause.

"One, two, three..." Amidst the cheers of the audience, Li Lei did three pull-ups in a row, but finally failed and fell down.

Yang An said: "After finishing the pull-ups, Li Lei wants to shoot a three-pointer."

Everyone laughed, and Li Lei shouted loudly: "Director, how can there be a basketball or a basket in the yoga room?"

Yang An said: "You even have a hula hoop, how can you not have a basketball? It's right behind you, in the closet!"

Li Lei was speechless, he was too far away, he was so tired after doing the pull-ups, he was holding the horizontal bar behind his back, and didn't want to move at all.

Rong Feifei happened to be standing in front of the cabinet. She was in a good mood at the moment, so she turned around and threw the basketball to Li Lei. Unfortunately, she was not strong enough. The basketball fell in front of Li Lei and quickly rolled down. Li Lei stretched out his hand to catch it, but unfortunately he couldn't catch anything. , like a tragic hero who lost his lover, he was going crazy.

After finally shooting a three-pointer, Yang An let him dunk again. This is a good opportunity to be handsome!

Li Lei got down now, ran down from a high place with the ball in his arms, dunked the basket, but missed the dunk, hit the anti-collision wall, and the ball fell down, was picked up by Rong Feifei, it was really embarrassing.

Fortunately, Rong Feifei felt good in the variety show, and she took the initiative to shoot, which was regarded as helping to make a rescue.

The audience kept laughing and applauding.

Is it over after the dunk? Not enough, whoever the guest comes up, if you don't eat Yang An's three tricks, it is absolutely impossible to pass the test! "Slippery Joke" is definitely a show that entertainers love and hate!

Yang An said: "After playing basketball, Li Lei saw the pull-back exercise wheel again, and he picked it up!"

Li Lei looked blank: "Where is the pull-back exercise wheel?"

Yang An pointed to the horizontal bar: "There, below!"

Li Lei almost fainted, oh, the horizontal bar is at the top of the slope, I ran down to dunk, now I have to run up to play on the pull-back exercise wheel? Do you want to play so hard!

Climbing up tremblingly, Li Lei grabbed the horizontal bar with his left hand and the pull-back exercise wheel with his right, waiting for Yang An to give orders.

The villain Yang An chuckled: "In order to show off his waist strength, Li Lei is going to face Feifei on the exercise wheel!"

Ha ha ha ha!

There was applause and cheers one after another. The audience noticed that Li Lei was about to go crazy, and applauded Yang An's bad idea. This director really has a bad belly, too black-bellied!

Li Lei gritted his teeth and went all out. He thought for a long time, put his feet on the horizontal bar under the horizontal bar, facing Rong Feifei who was standing at the bottom of the slope, held the exercise wheel with both hands, and slowly crawled down.

If the average person does not do much exercise, it is no problem to be able to do ten or eight sit-ups.

But if you use the standard posture to play the exercise wheel, you only need to play twice, and the abdominal muscles will definitely hurt the next morning.

What's more, the slippery ground is sloping. Doing this on a slope of 22.5 degrees, with your feet on the slope and your head on the bottom, Li Lei couldn't do any of them. In the end, he gave up struggling, held two wheels in his hands, and slid Slid down and hit the anti-collision wall.

The audience burst out laughing, seeing Li Lei's human bicycle sliding on the floor, indescribably happy.

Li Lei got up panting, and looked at Yang An speechlessly. He has done pull-ups, basketball, and exercise wheels three times. Enough is enough, brother, can we do the show well?

If the director doesn’t call to stop, the scene won’t stop. If the director doesn’t arrange to move on to the next session, Simon Afeng and the others won’t be able to play.

Yang An continued to order: "Li Lei's warm-up exercise is finally finished, but he also saw the A4 paper..."

The studio, which had been silent for more than ten seconds, burst into laughter again!

Just now Li Lei was also waiting off the court, okay, Rong Feifei has no problem comparing her waist with the A4 paper, what can he compare with?

Variety shows don't have such fun, Li Lei is in a depressed mood, he does have a lot of time on camera, but it's all about being stepped on, he is still a public idol who needs to take his image into account!

If the director doesn't give orders, no matter how depressed the artist is, he still has to continue acting.

Holding the A4 paper, Li Lei raised his head and saw the No. 3 machine raising a red flag to signal him. He had no choice but to turn around. The A4 paper must not be able to cover his thick waist, so he turned the A4 paper sideways to cover his lower abdomen. , and had to pose as a male god, shaking his long hair.

Ha ha ha ha!

The audience laughed, patted their legs, and pointed at the stage, laughing uncontrollably. Just seeing the A4 waist of the goddess was so pleasing to the eye and refreshing. Now seeing the same A4 waist of the male god, it feels even more funny , this actor is even more funny!

Hearing the sudden burst of laughter, Li Lei thought for a while. He noticed that Yang An quietly gave him a thumbs up, and most of the depression just now disappeared.

It is good enough for boys to cover their waists with A4 paper horizontally, and a waist of 30cm is thin enough.

Li Lei is a music player. He smokes, drinks, stays up late, plays drums, and runs commercial performances. He usually consumes more energy than ordinary people. Those who play bands are basically thin and thin. He looks thin in a purple shirt and leggings, and he can The thought of doing this shows that Li Lei actually has a good sense of art, and Yang An doesn't even need to give a reminder.

"Slippery Joke" was recorded for ten minutes, and the atmosphere on the scene was already almost full of excitement. No one would suspect that there was a problem with the ratings of this episode.

Li Yang and Zhang Mingde were silent. They were shocked by the performance of the show. Compared with the part they were in charge of, the jokes were not at the same level. If Yang An continued to do this, the two had no chance of winning.

Li Yang fumbled up and down, took out a cigarette, and put it in his mouth: "I'm going to smoke."

Zhang Mingde didn't follow, he knew that Li Yang was cornered and was about to die.

Li Yang walked out of the studio, deliberately went around to the safe stairwell, and took out his phone to make a call after going up two floors.

Li Yang came back ten minutes later, most of the gloom on his face disappeared. He sat next to Zhang Mingde and whispered two words: "It's done!"

Half an hour later, the recording of "Slippery Talk" was finally completed, and the guest artists took the time to drink water and rest, and make up extras.

Yang An couldn't stop, he was busy directing, time was running out, and he needed to hurry up to set up the scene for the next scene.

At this time, Song Xiaomei ran over in a panic, grabbed Yang An's arm, and cried, "Director Yang, something happened backstage!"

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