Chapter 668 Brother Abs Is Awesome
"Hello, comrades. Comrades, you have worked so hard to inspect the great scenery of the motherland. m" He Ming said to a group of professors and students who were surprised and delighted, and even shook hands with the leading professors to express the country's leaders' respect for the country. Intellectual love. I was quite helpless, what happened to this person? I just turned Siberia into a paradise, and dogs and cats are everywhere. Then he looked at the naked mobile phone man and said, "What's wrong with you? You're taking a shower? Then go and change clothes soon and come see me."
"Uncle Yingming, I'm really taking a bath. I'm tired after being with the inspection team for a day. So I came out quickly when I felt the strength of your old man approaching. Then I'll go take a bath first." After saying that with a hippie smile, he disappeared in a row. Went to the bungalow.
He Ming turned to all the soldiers who had come out except the chef and so on. Excited soldier. He began to return to the MacArthur mode again, inspecting the soldiers very cordially. The soldiers were extremely enthusiastic. Many soldiers from ethnic minorities in Central Asia, who were usually silent, cried out at this moment. The commander is very kind to them, and solves any problems in the family without saying a word, such as medical treatment, housing, and marrying a wife.
Moreover, most of the soldiers in the Corps have already successfully practiced Hama Kungfu, and they only need to learn simple military skills, such as shooting and driving. The usual hard training has been replaced by two hours of late night Hama Kungfu practice. And getting stronger day by day, very effective, so morale is full every day-this is the real morale that the author of military novels, especially Hao Erlang who traveled through ancient times, will not understand. High-intensity training will lead to a sharp drop in morale. In ancient times, there were mutinies out of ten.
Unless it is a god, there is no way for a mortal to turn a group of mice into tigers. Otherwise try to drill your roommates to see if they teamed up to drill you or if you drilled them.
During the inspection along the way, the inspection team and the official media personnel following He Ming kept taking pictures. The former may be college students who want to show off on the Internet. It would be even better to get a group photo later. The latter is a task, an important task: explaining that Brother Abdominal made an inspection at a certain time and place-this is also one of the important tasks of the leader. It can motivate a lot of people and get a lot of rewards at little cost.
Although it is impossible to inspect so many military bases, camps, and barracks, wouldn't it be a precious hope for the soldiers to send them out through newspapers?
The professors were thinking faster than ever; they exchanged gazes; they understood each other's gazes, what a great opportunity. Once you miss it, you won't come back. But in what way?
"Brother Abs, please, can you take a group photo?" He Ming just finished inspecting the soldiers, a group of active Huaxia college students asked. He froze for a moment. I am about to follow the inspection pattern of General Jin to see the restaurants that must be seen. No matter the grassroots or the soldiers, they must eat their stomachs first. Although he knew that under the indirect management of the central optical brain, his management of the Siberian Construction Corps was definitely the best general on the planet who was good at commanding troops.
Han Xin said that the more soldiers the better, but let him manage a modern division...but he himself is different,
A mere hanging wire manages millions of modern legions. The management skills are superb to the marriage of a small soldier, troublesome things - corresponding to the implementation of various benefits, why don't all the troops return to their hearts and fight the enemy bravely?
"No problem." Take a photo together. The "passionate" girls are crazy, regardless of their image. Punching and kicking would occupy the position next to He Ming. Being able to hug the two strong arms of brother abs is the happiest moment in life. In the future, one word will be mixed with the Internet: fire!
After taking a photo with the delegation, the soldiers were also "ready to move". Envious and jealous, He Ming said: "Come on, come on, the soldiers also take a photo with the chief." At this moment, he was dressed up again, and he became a super handsome guy again, and he changed into a superman lieutenant general uniform. Yes, just joined the second group photo, with a full-faced smile.
"Uncle, this place is too peaceful. I just eat, drink and play computer games every day. It really makes me and other heroes itchy. Transfer me to a place where there is war?" Accompanying He Ming to inspect, the mobile phone man was full of expectations.
He Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, "Please, look at the peace in the world. How can there be any war? If you want to fight a war, you only need to go to a foreign country. But if you supermen go abroad to fight, any war will end immediately. What's more, the country will not agree." As he said that, he happened to enter a large dining hall formed by directly connecting four or five bungalows. There are a variety of massive food in a buffet style.
To the astonishment of the inspection team following Brother Abab, there were many dogs and cubs of many wild animals in the cafeteria; from the famous Siberian tiger cubs to even petite and cute wild cats.
He Ming is not surprised, this is the case in many of his barracks. The loneliness of being a soldier keeps all kinds of pets, and you can find many abandoned animals in the wild animal paradise.
Or the parents of herbivores are eaten by Siberian tigers, wolves, etc., and the small animals are brought back to raise. The reason why they are concentrated in the dining room is very simple, it is the warmest here. Good things are eaten here.
"Woof, woof, woof!" As soon as the animals yelled, a group of soldiers went up to stop them, and soon He Ming grabbed a piece of steak that had just been grilled, coated it with seasoning and tasted it, imitating General Jin and said: "Yeah, the cooking skills are good Very good, comrades from all directions of the vast land and the great motherland have worked hard as soldiers in the ice and snow, and the diet must keep up. Eat well, drink well, and play well. Serve happily as a soldier, mediocre An'an, go home." After saying nonsense, the soldiers applauded like thunder, and many small animals hurried into various warm nests in fright.
The professors of the inspection team clapped their hands one after another, and the N-generations looked at each other, clapping their hands even harder with the eyes of "does it make sense?" At this time, Comrade Chen Cong of Tsinghua University immediately became a "backward element" who judged against each other.
"Uncle, it's time for dinner, why don't you stay for dinner?" After inspecting the restaurant, the man on the phone said with a smile. He Ming was arrested by Chen Ziqi as a coolie when he came up at noon today, and inspected everywhere, how could he be in the mood to have dinner in this ghost place, the steak just now was really weak. Good at cooking? Uncle Mi, do you have cooking skills?
"The military is busy, and I have to go to see other camps. Comrades, I will bid farewell today." Pretending to be embarrassed, he was about to leave, but it was a pity that although the soldiers were reluctant to part with them, they couldn't do the crying and screaming of the Smectas— — This made He Ming miss the affectionate Bei Smectas.
The professors looked at each other. Couldn't bear it anymore, and the first few asked directly, "Commander, are you leaving? Can you support our cause? We are all old, and if we don't have achievements now, we will never have achievements. So can you Give us a dose of genius brain medicine. Give us a lifetime glimpse of our true potential and experience 100% brain function. Then die without regret."
"After you die, you will understand that you really don't have any regrets. Because you can get genius brain pills and so on at a free price, as well as immortal time to control your grades." Taunting in his heart. On the surface, they seemed to understand deeply, they understood Wan Sui's expression, thought about it, and ignored Chen Ziqi's "cough cough". He Ming took out a large bag containing four or five hundred genius medicines.
In an instant, the eyeballs of the densely packed people in this room lit up... Many people said directly. The N-generation college students and various foreign students showed strange eyes. There is only one thought in my mind: Niu B is going to grow up.
Brother Abs is always the most awesome god. none of them. Never!
"Everyone gets one grain. Let the investigation team take the lead first. Other soldiers also have. I'm leaving, Lieutenant General, let's distribute it. Remember that justice is a priceless virtue of human beings." I respected one of my relatives Li, He Ming handed the medicine up, and then left. The man on the phone was instantly swallowed up by the "sea of people"...
"Chief, you're such a waste—oh, I praise you..." Secretary Chen, who had just followed He Ming into the air with a "swoosh," was about to complain when he saw a sack of genius medicine thrown over him. The complaining expression instantly turned into extreme surprise, and he couldn't help flattering like a tide.
"It's getting late. The inspection is almost here?" He Ming is going to go back to the world of the dead and enjoy it for dozens of hours.
Chen Ziqi was about to nod in ecstasy. But immediately said: "Chief, you let us prepare to invite the most beautiful woman in Asia. That Buddhist girl and related Bollywood famous female stars have arrived in our country. I am very glad that you appreciate them. For this reason, the entertainment industry in Buddhaland has become popular .But I want to report to you: the top-grade agarwood from the Golden Building in the book is out of stock. Chief, what should we do?"
"What is the ultimate agarwood? The agarwood of the Baolian lamp? Do I sell the Baolian lamp? I don't sell that thing!" He Ming didn't realize it for a while, it was true, he really didn't know what the ghost's ultimate agarwood was. He got too many treasures at once, how could he study them one by one?
What's more, because China's crackdown on counterfeiting is very serious, the first generation of counterfeiters are basically still in prison, or died in prison. The second generation has since disappeared into the sea of people. So in He Ming's just-rising era of happiness, he never found any treasures related to Chen Xiang. It can be seen that not to mention the best agarwood, even ordinary agarwood is very, very rare.
Chen Ziqi explained the preciousness of top-quality agarwood, and then said with a wry smile: "We didn't expect that most of the customers would use their limited quota to buy agarwood. It's because this thing is too rare and very valuable. Should we increase the price?"
"Impossible to improve. Enlarge the source of goods. If sold out, it will be sold out. Besides, I have a lot of goods. Ordinary people, weak." He Ming disapproved. It turned out to be precious wood?
Hmph, I even used spices bigger than the top-quality agarwood cattle to light a building, cattle?
Turning his eyes, He Ming stroked his chin and said, "Agarwood is nothing. Is there a lot of ambergris in my spices? Put a hundred tons out. Let the world see my arrogance, real arrogance! Domineering! King! wind."
Chen Ziqi hurriedly said: "Sir, you do have a lot of ambergris, but the leaders of the various departments and departments of the country hope to get gifts of ambergris." Indeed, He Ming has so many treasures that the bosses covet Ruler, they hand out notes every day please please please.
"Send it, the chairman and other bosses will give one ton, and those whose positions are higher than mine will give 500 kilograms. Others who are lower than me will give 100 kilograms." He Ming said indifferently and authentically. It's just...a synthetic product. Price: cheap.
It is absolutely impossible to slaughter sperm whales and so on in the world of the dead. Many powerful gods and demons with water attributes will turn their faces.
Of course, due to the extremely advanced technology, in fact, artificial products are much, much more beautiful than natural products. Only the parts of the body of a powerful life are valuable and awesome. But in this way, the problem arises, he is so good, what do you use to cut his spices?
"Okay, sir, go get busy, I will deal with this matter according to your company's arrangement."
"Very good, Xiao Chen, you really have a bright future. I saw the right person. Very good, I'm leaving. Goodbye..." Just after finishing speaking, He Ming disappeared. For him, the national mission is finally over, and it is time to serve the people again. Well, you have to fill your stomach before you can serve the people.
PS: The third update. (To be continued..)
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