Chapter 707: The New Super Life Being Chased by Representatives From Various Countries
Had a cup of coffee. M. restrained the urge to make a few phone calls to her family and her former true love girlfriend.
Hal sat back on the sofa, clenched his fists, and thought quickly.
He deeply understands that this quota means not only an invitation to life that may be eternal, powerful, and infinite, athletes, kinesiologists, and scientists consider incredible physical fitness (this is the best), but also once you become a super life. If you don't need to work, you will get relatively stable and considerable wealth (mainly food money, super life forms will not have enough to eat...), and you will definitely enter the high-level social status of the upper class, no matter where you are, you will be a dazzling center.
Because in the current world, all countries in the world regard the pursuit of super life as the biggest strategic goal, and all the money used to develop armaments is invested in the welfare of superhumans, or other high-tech development, and the welfare of people's livelihood. Anyway, there is no need to develop the military , only one-tenth of the original, or less symbolic armaments will be retained.
Who develops who is a fool, what is the use? Sandbag for Superman? What kind of armored army and aircraft carrier group are useless, only the air force still has a certain effect, if you don't meet the king of supermen.
Even so, I worked very hard, every hour of every day, keeping an eye on the time of my brother's operation, and trying to find a way to "talk" to his stupid donkey relatives-but there are too few supermen, and I dare not Directly and blatantly win over Huaxia's superhuman troops, because this is tantamount to trying to steal a walking nuclear weapon before the Chinese New Year, and the world hegemon will definitely turn his face. So it is the best choice to win over Little Superman and so on.
With considerable superhuman powers, it's not enough to copy the adventures of Brother Abs--the countries don't believe it. A few supermen are not as good as a guy with abs, because a lot of traitorous supermen are just donkeys who spend all their time taking risks in beauties, and are kings in casinos and nightclubs. Once they take risks and encounter danger, they run away the scum. It's the ambitious sons, they are more troublesome than the scum, and they absolutely dare not take risks.
So what if there are hundreds of Supermans, or even thousands? These normal militarized forces must have one-tenth of the efficiency of Brother Abs? One percent is fine!
"Oh God, it's finally here, God help me not to be a badass."
More than ten minutes later. Just as the doorbell rang, Hal, wearing two loaded pistols on his waist, held his breath, looked into the cat's eyes, and saw a lazy but very strong one. Very handsome, yellow-skinned man with the temperament of a king.
One could tell at a glance that the Huaxia people appeared in front of his door... He opened the door nervously, hoping that the other party would not rob him——
As a result, one or two hours later, before leaving Citigroup America. Hal, speaking in a very excited accent, asked to keep the pet shop serving him while he was "on vacation",
Take care of your pets.
After hanging up the phone, the girl who answered the pet shop with a sweet voice curled her lips and said, "It's just a trip. As for being so excited? You can't even speak clearly. Oh, God bless you."
Look at the TV. The little girl smiled happily, "Of course. The real god on this blue planet, may Brother Abdomo bless you—Brother Abdominal, your next marriage will come soon. This time I won a Harley motorcycle, Put it on Amazon (Citi’s Taobao) and sold it for $12,000. Awesome! I feel like I’ll hit the jackpot next time.”
If she knew that the reason why the customer was so excited was because she won the ultimate prize that she dreamed of, then she would definitely... cry a lot.
But tonight, most of the winners appeared in front of He Ming's eyes, and almost everyone's deeds were rushed to make special reports by the TV stations, which stimulated the envy and jealousy of the people around the world in front of the TV, but the people of Citigroup hated it. It's about to be crushed, can these bastards stop smiling so sweetly? so happy? Excite us so much? Could you ask me not to be so stupid?
What more does a fat woman want a noble queen with a super hot body? Is your fat heart worthy?
This waste hanging silk still wants a golden body? Oh man, abs killed him. Turn him into the first failed operation! We absolutely understand!
The Huaxia Internet was "crying" together, because all the winners were in the United States. Although this is the result of consecutive lottery draws, so very few jackpots will definitely go to the same place. This proves that Brother Abdominal is indeed fair and just, but really... "It's too sad, Brother Abdominal, a Han man's marriage has nothing to do with the world, and it's only for the Han people to draw prizes!" Of course, such remarks will be deleted immediately post.
Because there are too many Chinese nationalities now, even if the main ethnic group is the Han nationality, it must be called the Chinese nation...
It didn't take long for He Ming to serve Hal. In He Ming's eyes, this Citiman kept his appearance and upgraded to the most perfect state, which is the choice of more than 90% of people. However, he chose the relatively rare turtle-backed and long-legged figure, which is less than a one percent choice. */.//*
This kind of figure is more than 1.9 meters tall, very masculine and domineering, especially from the back, it looks as tough as a humanoid polar bear. The shoulders and back are particularly broad and thick; the waist muscles are extremely developed, with eight-pack abdominal muscles, and the visual impact of the muscles is extremely strong. And the long legs of a super male model look very chic, with a strong sense of being a romantic.
Then, not to mention Hal, who gets carried away with joy every time an organ is replaced during the operation, behind the TV, in Citigroup America, Hal's acquaintances, family members, etc. are dumbfounded, no, this... this bastard!
Hal's family tried their best to call, even though they couldn't get through just like a few hours ago, not to mention that Hal was still undergoing surgery on the TV and there was no phone to answer. Besides, I don't know what to say, "Bastard, eat alone! I raised you for nothing!" Can you say that?
But I just want to make a phone call... I'm envious and jealous...
Not long after, like other "patients", another perfect handsome guy, a perfect white man masterpiece was born. Hal's family and friends were dumbfounded. They knew that from now on, this guy... has no shortage of chicks.
People all over the world... hacked him to death and replaced him with a lot of hearts... the more they look at it, the more envious they become.
Of course, many, many people laughed at this idiot on the Internet for not choosing the figure of the dark king. What a fool to waste a most wonderful opportunity.
It was a commotion online across America.
Like the Internet in other countries, envious and jealous netizens and all kinds of trolls are indispensable. I won't be jealous of laowai (foreigners), after all, it's too far away. But seeing the natives must...
"Congratulations!" He Ming said a word of congratulations in English, turned around and left, there was no time for Mr. Hal to cry and be grateful, and there was no time for him to cry. He was greeted by smiling soldiers in military uniform. He picked it up and put it in the wheelchair, and quickly pushed it out——
After all, the "sick" person in the back is like a second, what if the time is up? Continue to wait for a day to know what will happen, in case Brother Abs has something to do tomorrow. Hospital blackout, end of the world?
And successfully vented this feeling on them...
"When will we be here?"
"quickly!"
"It's not us yet? I'm going crazy waiting, do you know I have a heart attack?"
"... soon... (I know I want to hack you to death?)"
He was quickly sent to an unusually luxurious ward, where he was attended by special staff. After all, Hal came to China alone without any family or friends to accompany him.
Feel the infinite power in your body, every breath is very, very strong, and you can breathe a lot. Lots of oxygen. He couldn't help but think of the latest international joke, "Ordinary people don't go to Superman, because you will not be able to breathe oxygen and die." Hal tried to move his hands and feet, quickly adapting to the super sense. Look around again, opposite. There are ten beds in total, including one of my own. All should include himself, ten unbelievably handsome men and the ultra-beautiful woman who made him embarrassingly rise up immediately as a little brother.
Others are watching too. Each can see the surprise or joy in the other's eyes.
It's okay for a man to see a man, at least he has the courtesy of smiling slightly;
When a woman looks at a woman, if she is not a familiar friend, or a foreigner (it is difficult for locals to be jealous of a foreigner), she immediately curls her lips and looks away, really, why are you so beautiful? Are you crazy? can you be more beautiful than me Do you dare to be more beautiful than me?
"...Oh, my God!" Picking up a beautiful mirror on his bedside table and looking at it, Hal was immediately stunned. He had never thought that he was so handsome... He dared to swear that he was no more handsome than the eyes of the great hero, Brother Abs. Mou, compared to his face, he is almost more handsome than the guy with the abs?
He has the indescribably elegant temperament of a white nobleman and the majestic and extremely handsome face of a king that only appears in mythology. There is also the one that I like at first glance, even though I am sitting on the bed, I still have the physique of a strong and peerless warrior who is holding a cold weapon and facing thousands of troops.
(Huaxia is a peerless general. Foreigners don’t like this. The generals who lead the army are nobles, and thousands of small soldiers are considered a large army.)
The staff in charge of Hal, a man who is proficient in Chinese and English, smiled and waited for Hal to recover. He knew that it was self-obsession after upgrading his appearance, and it would take a lot of time to recover, and then a long, long time Continue to keep it over time, and produce a wonderful and extraordinary psychology of gratification, etc., it is easy to become proud, arrogant, narcissistic, romantic, etc. - anyway, there is absolutely no demeanor of a great man like brother abs. People are moved by a little "sorrow" (a country thrives on adversity).
Because appearance is one of the most direct and important assets of a life. When these super beings walk into a shopping mall, take to the streets, or go to public places, everyone will soon be silent, like a king, and there is no disadvantage in interacting with women.
Women are even better. In the past, even if you were a fat, social witch, no one patronized, and now you are a social queen, how many men would love a permanent face? I will not change my infatuation, and I will wait until they burp. You can form an army by hooking your little finger casually, what can you conquer? It is easy for the original indigenous people in Africa and Southeast Asia.
This is called a real beauty, she is so beautiful that she can overwhelm the whole country, and it is quite difficult to overwhelm the world, because the "creator" ab muscle brother creates a batch of his own "love rivals" every night from 9:00 to 11:00.
"Sir, I serve Brother Abdominal and I also serve the relevant departments of the Huaxia government. On behalf of the two, I ask you whether you want to become a Chinese citizen and enjoy the benefits of our little superman. There are very few things to do, and the free time is almost twenty-four a day Hours. And a monthly salary of one million yuan. And there are a lot of benefits. In various industries, or entering the military and politics, you have superhuman innate advantages over ordinary people. For example, an ordinary person is temporarily your boss. But a hundred years later, he must be dead, and you must be more successful than him."
Seeing Hal put down the mirror, the staff quickly whispered in English. Don't hurry up. Someone from the Citigroup embassy will definitely come to you later.
As a result, as soon as he spoke, the door was pushed open, and he sighed as soon as he turned his head, because several well-dressed Caucasians came to the door.
After scanning, they restrained their astonished eyes from looking at the women. When they saw Hal and other Caucasians, they immediately showed joy and walked quickly with an impeccable demeanor.
Hal knew why, after all, he had been afraid to go out during the "seconds like the sun" days of waiting. Stay in the room, then read all relevant events on the Internet. As well as various posts of ordinary people and persecution patients.
Of course now he plans to queue overnight, um. Go to the jewelry building of brother abs to have a good time.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars is definitely enough to buy a queue number and the corresponding ultra-cheap treasures. After all, it is a good opportunity to go abroad urgently through the special line of Brother Abdominal. Don’t even think about going abroad through ordinary channels. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China is talking disgusting nonsense every day. "...There are too many tourists, please temporarily cancel your travel plans, especially your travel plans in the Jiangnan area, I suggest you go to Xinjian. The very beautiful Siberia area..."
Who the hell goes to Siberia? Are there any benefits for the abs brother over there?
"Mr. Orm Hall? I am the President's special envoy. First of all, congratulations to you! Congratulations to you! You are a lucky myth blessed by God!" The five well-dressed people divided into five groups and went to express their congratulations to five white people. Then the white man in front of Hal can't wait to say almost the same thing as the other white men.
"Mr. Hal, you should know that our country is hungry for talents. This is a pivotal moment in history. Each of your superhuman strengths is vital and precious, and you will determine the fate of the American Republic. So President, the Republic I very much hope that you can return to your country and join the Superman Operations Department in your motherland. Of course, you will get the most lucrative salary on this planet... definitely much more than the 'cheap salary' in some countries." As he spoke, the white man glanced at The Huaxia staff glanced at him, who shrugged and muttered in English in a low voice: "We have abs. Do some countries have such benefits? Maybe it's also full of incomparable dangers..."
The white man continued, and Hal said excitedly: "Sir, we pay Little Superman a weekly salary equal to that of a top football player, one hundred thousand dollars! The various benefits are very complete, including your food allowance, everything for your family Advanced welfare, housing to medical care, travel, eating and drinking, etc. By the way, there are also our country’s latest technology, the latest nanotechnology, and each set of small superman armed with millions of dollars is provided to you free of charge, and we are responsible for regular replacement , logistical work, etc.”
After speaking, the white man handed over a thick and exquisite document.
Hal took it and didn't look at it, but smiled slightly, which felt really good. Of course nothing compares to the feeling of new life.
Looking at the other people, the other... maybe people who were born in Diaosi, are going crazy with joy.
$100,000 a week equals at least $400,000 a month. It is indeed much richer than Huaxia's income.
But the Huaxia staff member also said a crucial question, brother abs is here. High salary is not so easy to get.
So Hal thought for a while and said, "Mr. Special Envoy, can I reply to you later? I want to get used to my body first. It's best to rest, have a big dinner, and get a good night's sleep. Then I'll go buy the benefits of Brother Abs Waiting for sightseeing?"
"Of course, Mr. Hal. But please understand deeply that the Republic needs your strength like never before. The people also need you. Although we are a democratic country, please see the spirit of Brother Abdomo to serve the people. Thank you!" The President's special envoy said very excitedly.
Hal could see that he was a bit pitiful, after all, he was busy with this all day long, and the person involved, who was so strong and handsome like him... felt uncomfortable. More importantly, a superman like himself has almost no idea of serving the people?
It's not the abs brother, who will serve the people? A weekly salary of $100,000 may seem like a lot, but according to the work of Superman on the Internet, this money can be easily earned by himself. Even more and more.
For example, joining the superman smuggling army, smuggling fans from Southeast Asia, South America, and Central Asia to developed countries all day long. Everyone is a super life that can easily carry a ton of weight. So how much is this profit? Just think about it with your ass.
Thinking about it with your butt, the urgency of the presidential special envoy just shows the urgency of taking risks in the country. And...*** Dangerous!
Didn’t the posts of Brother Abdominal Muscles be read in vain? Not to mention other posts that frightened many children to cry, just some domestic posts, because of the extinction of wild animals and other retaliations have scared away many Citigroupers, and the rate of emigration has greatly increased. Why do we have to pay with our lives for the stupid things our ancestors did?
did not expect. Not long after, many well-dressed people came in. After the Huaxia staff stepped forward and failed, they gave Hal and others a look of "you understand", and said: "Gentlemen, ladies, if you If you need to be discharged from the hospital and transferred to your residence, please let me know. Thank you."
Hal initially thought these people were friends of other patients. family and so on. However, he soon discovered that he was wrong.
"Hello, Mr. Hal, I am a British diplomat. Our newly established Holy Superman Action Department is short of members. We are willing to pay you one million pounds per month and a lot of benefits. Make your superman life rich and happy. And All you need to pay is a little bit of time to join our superman adventure action. You should know that it's a lot of fun, discover the unknown world like abs, and then get all of it. It's like a hero adventure in the age of great sailing. Really Great. Are you right?"
After finishing speaking, the British diplomat handed Hal an unusually exquisite introduction document, and then ignored the cold eyes of President Citigroup's special envoy. He saluted with an impeccable gentlemanly smile: "Dear Superman Hal, if you have this idea, please let me know as soon as possible. Our country will use the fastest speed and the best way for you."
"And..." There was a pause. Another well-dressed Westerner hurriedly smiled and said: "And Mr. Hal, not only that. England, France, Germany and other countries, the European Union. We are a community. So you serve the origin of the white people, the entire European Union. And the European Union Monuments above ground, from the bottom of the Mediterranean to the land of England, believe us, it's a fantastic record of adventure. If you want, we can let you view top secret documents and glimpses of incredible places discovered by the pioneers of Superman. We believe that, among The treasures contained will not be less than the achievements of Brother Abs."
Just after the representative of Europe finished speaking, a yellow man with small eyes who could tell he was a kid said: "Mr. Hal, you can check the rewards given to you by the Superman Action Corps headed by His Majesty the Emperor. The top few in the world. US$500,000 a year. Various benefits... We have the privilege of super beings who can marry many concubines like Chinese citizens and Buddhist citizens. And we will be responsible for finding your favorite girlfriend for you. Believe it Me, our service in this aspect will definitely satisfy you. And in terms of food, we are close to the place where king crab is produced, and there is also delicious Kobe beef. These are the daily diet of noble superhuman warriors. So, please! "After finishing speaking, the little devil bowed respectfully together with a few very beautiful little devil girls in revealing clothes. Can kneel and they absolutely kneel.
The special envoy of President Citigroup dissatisfied: "Everyone, what are you doing? Mr. Hal is a citizen of our country, how can you do this? This is a violation of our citizenship! Please stop the rude behavior that affects diplomatic relations!"
It's a pity that a group of pulling people from various countries seem to have heard nothing.
Who the fuck cares about Citi America at a critical moment in the world? Thanks to Brother Abs, we were able to obtain a human-shaped nuclear bomb. What country do we still care about? Wash and sleep! If you worry about this, you will perish the country.
"...Hehe, thank you all. But I still say the same thing, I'll rest first. Sir, I think I'm transferred to another hospital now." Hal smiled and left the place early. Before leaving, I saw a few white people and a few Chinese people, mainly the lucky ones who were born in Diaosi, who were fooled by the representatives of various countries and knocked out by the money.
Start your own "small business" and get rich. If you don't understand, look at the "Superman's Money Making Manual" available on the Internet! The ghosts worked their lives for the countries, and the treasures they got, etc., were not all stolen by the superiors?
If you think about it with your ass, you will know that the cash you get must be less than one-tenth of its value. Certainly not for sale on the black market.
PS: The second update. (To be continued..)