Chapter 692: Degree Devil
"By the way, how much time do I have to finish my Treasure Hunter Armament?" He Ming, who returned to the sunny earth and flew as fast as he could in the sky, thought of "business", so he asked the central optical brain, although talking in the air , but the high-tech equipment on his body is part of the central optical brain, and the Treasure Hunter Armament is the Life No. 1 being repaired. M//.//
Although he knows that this is an important thing, once the central optical brain is completed, he will definitely inform him as soon as possible, whether he is at the happiest moment of playing games or the happiest time of sex.
"Sir, I can't find any relevant information in Shanmeng. It is confirmed to be advanced technological equipment from the distant universe. The energy belongs to the level of powerful gods and demons. It has a perfect structure, an extraordinary top-level technological level in the universe, and an inimitable masterpiece. The first The first material analysis still needs about 235 hours to complete. Only then can we provide matching materials, or similar materials, to allow it to repair itself. The power center and processing center are destroyed and need to be dealt with in time. Preliminary calculations, earth time one week , that is, about 70 days from Shanmeng standard time, it is estimated that it can be repaired successfully."
"That's good." He Ming smiled and said: "No rush, don't say 70 days, I can wait for 70 years. Because of the latest good news. Shanmeng told me a wonderful news for a large number of my scientists. After eating all the treasures I have, I didn’t take other treasures that have a great power to improve me, so according to my natural growth process, it only takes more than 70 years, the strongest gold medal fighter in the Shanmeng, the earth road abs brother? The day of death was born. Command the rivers and lakes. No one but me. Step on the sun father-in-law, punch the kindergarten, invincible.”
"Sir, congratulations. You are... the only truth among the infinite numbers outside the calculation variables." The central optical brain seized the opportunity to flatter.
"Hahaha, I like your wording, the only truth in the infinite number beyond the variable! It's really...so modest." He Ming smiled badly for a while, seeing the horse market appearing in front of him, he hurriedly put his hands behind his back, And slow down the speed, so that when it lands, it will not only be calm and calm. It does not hurt the flowers and plants, and has a more leadership style.
Past "boom" a savage landing like a gorilla jumping screaming from a high mountain, then hitting the ground, a big crater is born... so weak.
Especially now that the chairman is waiting for those kings of superman who have learned to fly to go to the sky every day to have a good time. It was this horrible way of landing a gorilla who thought it was domineering and unparalleled, so He Ming quickly figured out a "great man characteristic" of his own, which fully and silently expressed the insurmountable difference between a great man and ordinary people:
Always imitated, never surpassed...
Entering the urban area, flying at low altitude, flying over the city of Mashi, which is full of construction sites, crowds, and paralyzed roads. Many people look around with their necks up all day, waiting patiently with their cameras in their hands, waiting for Brother Abs to fly And the paparazzi who passed by have made a fortune again—"Abs brother, abs brother!" cheering the new high-definition camera and shooting non-stop.
Just take a photo of any high-definition. Not to mention that the editor-in-chief of his own third-rate newspaper has to kneel and lick himself, he can also sell to a large number of other newspapers regardless of grades, and even regards Mashi as the base camp of intelligence agencies, active intelligence agencies of various countries. ()
They will definitely give more than ten times the price of the front page photos of the Wall Street Journal as generously as the abs brother.
Because the intelligence department wants to be one step ahead, so as to analyze what He Ming did again, and what the hell he got—then the expressionless headquarters of the intelligence departments of various countries, the staff, etc. sighed with a heavy heart, Look at a piece of information about my superman from the tall abs brother's data... Then, as cold and rational as they all feel like crying——
So, such a great ab muscle brother still serves the people all day long. Just look at his clothes and you will know that he has worked hard and ventured in the extremely dangerous Castlevania dungeon, not to mention the incomparable contributions and achievements made by Brother Abs, but the salary given to him by Huaxia Kingdom is nothing more than a superman The two salaries of a general and a leader of a country are at most hundreds of millions of yuan a year.
And Huaxia Kingdom every year. No, at least trillions of RMB in taxes are collected from Brother Abdominal every month-Brother Abdominal never cheats on tax evasion and playing privileges.
Ok. What about myself, our country, our superman, a supreme being raised by Mr. Superman with at least billions of dollars every year—***, who spends his days either taking risks in women’s cunts or playing desperately in casinos. The old Qianshu still thinks that the people who play with them are the stupid asses among the donkeys, so they "successfully" lose to them.
But why don't they think about it, those gamblers and casinos are actually trying their best to flatter them? I definitely don’t dare to mess with them, and I hope they will make a little contribution to the United States, the British Empire, the French Dynasty, German Germany, the South Smecta Universe Empire, etc., and a little return, one ten-thousandth of Brother Abs That's enough, just one hundred millionth, a life treasure, a little life treasure that Brother Abs can't get anymore, or a little bit of magical skills... Well, please, I found a devil's supermarket Bar! Then scrape off the ground and bring it back!
Don't talk about us, the whole country will kneel and lick you!
absolute!
"Let's go, dear North Smectans have been waiting for me for a long time. It is a bad virtue to make people wait, especially the wholehearted and enthusiastic North Smectans." The great man landed on himself in the horse market In front of the mansion, but it didn’t land on the ground. It was suspended in the air one meter above the ground. A huge red disc was parked on the grass on one side. On the left was the long-awaited Chen Ziqi and other followers. The number of people was less than yesterday, but Lao Lin still came. He has learned to fly, including Lin Xiaocong, Lin Xiaolian and his brother, who are also full-fledged Superman Kings.
"Brother, please, let us go to Chaoxian today. We were really envious of watching TV yesterday, and we want to watch Chaoxian's scenery today too." The brothers and sisters of the Lin family uttered "嗖—" and everyone froze in place. Appeared next to He Ming. Hold a pair of strong arms left and right. He lowered his body and raised his face and begged loudly.
"Today is not Sunday. You don't go to school?" As soon as the words came out, He Ming felt that he had asked a stupid question. He didn't understand what was so stupid, and he needed someone to remind him to realize it in vain. Of course, on the surface, the situation is calm, everything is in my heart, I am always right... But now the super intelligence immediately reminded him, "Brother, you brought genius medicine to the people of the earth..."
"Brother, why go to school? I only finished high school, university, and passed the master's and doctoral exams in one week. At least I have obtained the first university in Northeast China, and ten foreign universities including Cambridge University, Citi Harvard University, and Princeton University. Various degrees from famous universities. It’s a pity that many famous universities are still so inflexible. They don’t let me take a degree. Or even want to fucking want genius medicine. I give them a lung, and getting your degree is For your face! I'm a genius—"
When Lin Xiaocong talked about going to school, his eyebrows were beaming and he was extremely proud. It can be seen that in the past days, he was an idiot in his studies.
Before he finished speaking, Lin Xiaolian, who was impatient to hear, kicked her younger brother and said angrily, "You idiot, don't talk about such nonsense, don't waste brother's time. Really. The difficulty of taking the exam with extraordinary intelligence is equal to 1." What's the point of a degree with +1 equal to it? Educational devil, you, do you still need to rely on a stack of academic certificates to find a job?"
Lin Xiaocong quickly made a grimace, and mouthed: "You idiot, you can't pass the exam, so you are jealous of me." Lin Xiaolian immediately went to "chase" her younger brother, and the two immediately played a fast flying chase in the sky.
Lao Lin rubbed his temples, but there was nothing he could do. A strict father is majestic, but his is a loving father. There is no fighting power at all.
"Hehe, it's still useful. It must be great to show off on the Internet." He Ming appreciates Lin Xiaocong's academic degree madness very much, because he also has this idea: if time is not "stressed", there is no need to serve the people and serve his wife, Mistress and goddaughter service. If he got rid of the low-level fun, he would definitely try to get a degree from all the universities.
Guarantee a complete day, at least one hundred copies, maybe no exam, just a bag of genius medicine. "I'm Brother Abs. I need your academic qualifications to prove my qualifications to serve the people. A bag of genius medicine is here. Please write back and send me your academic qualifications. Thank you."
Then, of course, He Ming promised the Lin family siblings to go to Beisimida Lele together. After taking the genius medicine, there is no need for any study at all. This is why in the scientifically advanced world such as Shanmeng, schools generally use A place to have fun, not a place to learn, school activities like little devils are held almost every day, and children go in to pick up girls or be picked up——
Moreover, it is protected by the Law of Good Alliance, and large school districts like Academy City can be seen everywhere. Many old monsters still pretend to be tender and go in to pick up girls or get picked up.
And He Ming is even more excited about preparing for his baby. He is going to build a huge school in his mansion on the planet, from kindergarten to university. The ratio of male to female is: 1:1. And he definitely used his status to recruit little loli from the most beautiful nation in the universe not only for free, but also to pay them to go to school, eat, drink and have fun with the best standards.
What he did was just to make his babies "surrounded by love" by a group of stunning little lolitas from kindergarten... What a touching and loving father?
Enjoy the beautiful scenery of the motherland. China in this world is recognized as a forest country, and you can see very well-protected forest areas everywhere, as well as very beautifully utilized farmland. Now with high technology it is even more beautiful.
And this contrast became obvious immediately after entering North Smecta. Many places in North Smecta are still extremely backward farmland, and the yellow color, you can tell at a glance that the fertility is very poor, at least there is no land moistened by chemical fertilizers. But entering the sky above the capital, Pyongyang, He Ming feels that Pyongyang has changed a lot. The buildings that used to pretend to be face-saving, that is, the outside is bright and normal, and the other side is just dilapidated poor buildings.
And many new buildings are full of red style, or ultra-modern style. Nan Smecta is also relatively rare.
Lin Xiaocong, who was poking his head at the edge of the disc, looked at the scenery, and suddenly turned his head and said to He Ming with an exaggerated expression: "Brother, that's awesome, did you see it, at least it was welcomed by millions of people, and there are waving red flags and enthusiastic cheers everywhere." People. They found us. I really can't figure it out, why is brother more popular abroad than in China?"
"Crow's mouth, brother is also very popular in China. Didn't you read the news on the Internet that the time for the operation and the practice time of the toad kung fu are the most in China? Chinese people are getting richer and they all have computers, so they usually play the game "Era of Earth" It’s just a game—and the people of the early dynasty didn’t have a computer to play it? Let alone play such a real big-time game.” Lin Xiaolian said.
"Idol, idol, I also want to be an idol. I am very satisfied to have one percent of my brother's influence. Because that is hundreds of times more than ordinary superstars!" Lin Xiaocong imitated He Ming's technique and stroked himself On the face of the extremely handsome Butter Xiaosheng, a pair of perfect sword eyebrows, left and right, and then He Ming's lewd smile appeared on his face,
"Of course I know. This will overturn the foundation of the general's rule. After all, the general in the past was just a mortal."
"Not necessarily. Seeing that General Jin agreed to allow the people brought by my brother to conduct a global live broadcast. Combined with the rumors on the Internet that China will reform and open up, it can be judged that the general is no longer afraid of the danger brought by ideological impact to the military dictatorship. .Because his family has many little Superman fighters, the power of General Jin’s family has never been stronger.” Lin Xiaolian said, and took a peek at Le Siyu. The female anchor did not wear a uniform today, but a capable woman Dressed in a black suit, but still very charming, exuding a glamorous taste, with bulging breasts and a very beautiful shape. The buttocks are also upturned, and the shape is also very beautiful... I'm really envious, should I ask my brother to change to such a figure? But they are still girls.
According to the little ambiguity between the upright brother and the female anchor just now, Lin Xiaolian had some intuition: the female anchor must be brother's woman, right? Several other filming groups are just playing soy sauce, no! Take cover.
Well, never mind that. Not to mention an upright and great man like my brother, my father has women with the figure of a female anchor...several of them, and female stars...really. Men are perverts!
ps: The first update. (To be continued..)
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