Chapter 667 Siberian Boxing Champion Training Camp?
"So that's it. m" The professors realized in vain, no wonder the Siberian Construction Corps received so many inspection groups in one go, and all expenses, travel expenses, travel expenses, and inspection fees were paid by them.
"This..." The soil N generation thought for a while, and whispered to the rich N generation: "Brothers, have you seen the business opportunity of this news? We are going to make a fortune. Think about it, if there is no need to cultivate land, Gaoyou Corn can be planted anywhere. So the cultivated land near the developed areas can be applied for building buildings. If we encourage the old men who bought the land to come in, they will definitely get a fortune, right?"
"Dreams are beautiful, and reality is real. Dear landlord students, I want to tell you: Haven't watched the news broadcast recently? A must-see program for Chinese adults with capital. Last night, the big real estate of Brother Abdominal began Buying land and building buildings. A large number of real estate developers who have already broken their capital chains have gone bankrupt-because everyone except fools knows that the era of the abdominal muscle brother serving the people in the house has come. The end is spring."
The female student with an unknown appearance easily dispelled the "ambition" of the N generation who had just burned for less than a few minutes... But he immediately changed his target, continued to follow the man with the phone and seized the opportunity to flatter him, lit a cigarette and called brother Absolutely state-of-the-art... But there are quite a few smart college students around. After all, they are all in the wild and dangerous places, full of tigers, grizzlies, and wolves. Although they generally eat round bellies, they are still scared.
What if you want to try a human?
Five or six hours later, not long after a line has just formed. The water quality is clear and there are no fish and other small rivers. The delegation started to have lunch. New fast food, the latest steak and so on - steak is an important dietary standard for a country, Hitler said that every household should have steak. It's like President Citigroup used to say that every household has a chicken in the pot.
Now China has achieved it - so it surpasses Germany. Leap over Citigroup America... Of course, they are already developed countries.
Take the steak out of the new special bag and place it in a light, new technology power microwave like a flat, sturdy box. Three minutes later, Chen Cong ate a warm steak and the southern eating habits, warm white rice.
He ate quietly, enjoying the delicacies that he couldn't usually eat on the university campus, but his brain was a mess—after this "travel". My body became hot, and I took off a coat, but I got nothing, just recorded some animal information. For example, the invincible big brown bear is more powerful than the Siberian tiger, but now it eats high-oil corn every day to fatten it up so that the murderous aura of a carnivore is gone. It's like a big male bear in captivity in a zoo. Then I saw a few wolves and howling wolves.
Lots of herbivores. Herds of bison——When the cattle appeared, the phone man rarely put away his phone professionally. Do guard work. Because bison is currently a very large number of wild animal resources in Siberia, and it is one of the most deadly animals.
Because the line of sight is relatively short in the high-oil corn forest, it is dangerous to accidentally enter the territory of the bison. The so-called bullfighting bulls in the bullfighting country are just hungry, weak calves and so on. It's really like fighting with a wild bull. One collision can cause fatal organ injuries. Internal bleeding—so-called internal injuries.
I really admire the internal force in martial arts novels, it actually changes the cells like super life forms and so on. It can self-recover internal damage that cannot be recovered.
"Damn, how should I write the investigation report? My experience in Siberia: the brilliant brilliance of the party and the commander——No, no, no. Dongfanghong, the world has a brother with abdominal muscles? Grass, what am I thinking? It’s not the past If you think about it, you will be laughed to death. Hey, after much deliberation, it is absolutely impossible to win the attention of Brother Abab. He is the leader of the country, how can he have time to read a travelogue of a small person like me?" Chen Cong found the right one. The answer, thinking that this time there is no chance. However, self-awareness does not want to accept this kind of answer. Without him, the era of superman has come. If you can’t become a super life as soon as possible, then it will be like this forever. You will be born, old, sick, and die, and then you will die. , the vast new world of the universe.
"Don't forget to clean up the garbage. Especially the plastic must be taken away. It can be sold for money." The mobile phone man enjoyed a lunch that was more than ten times the food of the entire investigation group, and the tall backpacks of a group of soldiers became shriveled—— Only then did everyone understand what was in the big backpack. Then he shouted that no matter what, don't leave any rubbish, pollute this piece of human paradise, the paradise that has been established.
"I know, Boss. My dear father changed from farming to collecting garbage." Because of the warmer weather, the hands and feet of Tu Ndai and others became very hardworking, and their speech became humorous.
They study such courses in interpersonal relationship, self-cultivation, etc. in private universities. Those who want to change their destiny through their so-called talents are just dicks and poor people who have no other way to go.
It takes many years to learn a skill, and it takes years to become proficient, but can you get rich through a skill? It's nonsense. In modern society, there have been specialized people who have clearly calculated the value and return of this skill.
The rich N generation only needs to maintain the capital of their parents, and there is no need to study hard-that is putting the cart before the horse.
Continuing on the road, many people were elated, especially the foreigners, taking pictures everywhere. Think of it as a brand new and wonderful trip.
And Chen Cong and many Chinese college students and professors seem to know that they are in a bad mood - because they suddenly realized a small problem: what kind of stupid things are we going to do, or the correct investigation report to get the attention of Brother Abdominal force?
And if you think about it with your ass, you can know the background of Brother Abs, as well as a series of reactions... In short, the simplest sentence: it's no wonder he has time to read ghost reports!
"Hey... a painful life. After studying hard for more than ten years, I am nothing but a genius brain drug." Chen Cong finally sighed in his heart. This may be the best era, but it must be the best time for him. bad times.
before evening. The delegation arrived at the planned location at the exact time. This is a corps base that seems to be scattered over more than 10 million square kilometers in Siberia, especially in the Far East.
In the green forest, it suddenly becomes clear: behind the garden houses that resemble several fortresses, there are rows of rooms that resemble military bases, all of which are made of the latest thick cement. Without any decoration, it is so simple that it has a great visual impact when seen in the green forest.
"Don't shoot. Your own people. It's me, you boss!" The figure of the mobile phone man appeared in front of a fortress in a flash. Immediately, many soldiers came out of the house and lined up to pay tribute. Then the inspection team ensured that they would enter one by one safely—this is because there are still quite a lot of guerrillas, fugitives, and lunatics in Siberia, so we have to guard against them.
"Wow, they are all so strong. Are all Mr. Huaxia soldiers so strong?" Seeing that many people were wearing thin jackets in very cold weather, and many people showed their strong muscles with their upper body naked, the foreign students in the inspection group, especially The female student gasped in admiration. I couldn't believe my eyes - after all, all foreigners in Huaxia in this world can see it from the Internet and TV, and all Huaxia people are of ordinary or even weak stature. Kung fu myths are nothing but myths. And now... a bunch of hunks.
"I'm envious. But I know they must have practiced Ha Toad Kung Fu. It is impossible to have such a physique through exercise." Because private universities attach great importance to sports. Pursue a strong body, so the rich, local, official, and coal N generations are extremely envious, and explain it to foreigners. It's all toad skills, effortless toad skills. We can do it too.
"Today is according to the plan. The professors and students of the investigation team are here. I have nothing to say, everything is in accordance with daily life; fully cooperate with the work of the investigation team. And don't moles the girls. I will control the bastard who loves to drink Alright. Okay, thank you all, disband." The man on the phone said something, and disbanded the soldiers on the spot. Soldiers from ethnic minorities such as Huaxia and Russians dispersed. However, there were still a few very enthusiastic soldiers who surrounded them, wanting to serve the inspection team and lead the way.
"Wow, my God. What is that? Hercules." The members of the inspection team who were warmly welcomed chose to look around, and soon saw a large open space. On both sides are basketball courts with concrete floors, and directly in front are some strangely shaped sandbags under some steel frames. And terrifying, a huge metal object that numbs the cold air from the soles of the feet to the scalp at a glance.
They are so huge, there are huge steel balls, and there are huge equipment for exercising strength. As if the giants were left behind.
However, at this moment, there was a two-meter-high and very strong giant wearing a pair of underwear in a winter, but he kept hitting a huge steel block ten meters wide and more than ten meters long. One can tell at a glance that the abnormally heavy steel block looks like a piece of soft soil under the giant's punches and kicks.
However, the ear-piercing noises and the terrifying steel bumps indicate that this thing is not only steel but also a high-strength and high-density alloy steel block.
"It's so big...Is this the power of superman?" A group of N generations had nothing to say, the professors and all the girls were shocked by this barbaric, powerful absolute power... so great, so great.
Dreaming, dreaming.
However, the mobile phone man took a look at his mobile phone and said, "It's not the power of Superman, but the power of Little Superman. His punch can only make a depression of more than ten centimeters. Our Superman can deflate about one or two meters. Hey, Ah San, come and see me Comrades of the inspection team. That’s right, let me introduce to you, he is the devil coach of the Siberian boxing champion training camp according to legend. He comes from a noble family in Central Asia and is a good son and daughter of the party, so he is honored to be a little superman. His appearance is a bit Like Ah San, right? That’s why the soldiers call him Devil Ah San, because he loves to drill people, himself and others.”
The hunk turned around after hearing the news, and everyone saw a cute little bear crawling towards him. But their eyes were all focused on this hunk. He has the same extraordinary and handsome face as the mobile phone man, and he belongs to the exotic style of the Central Asian and South Asian races. And the body is strong, and the masculine charm exuded is amazing, many girls can't help but look at him after looking at him for a second or two: want to see if the other person's body is weak. Or trembling hands and feet.
And sure enough, a performance.
Can not resist.
The N generations had nothing to say and were completely shocked. When the super life was walking towards them wearing only a pair of underwear. The strong limbs are extremely developed and distributed on the body like a gorilla but still full of aesthetics. It shows that this is a relatively hot gorilla physique. But they never thought that this person could be so perfect.
Sure enough, everything I saw on TV was very different from reality.
"Report to the chief." Ah San shielded her big brother under her underwear with one hand, and saluted with the other. The man on the phone thought about it. Xue He Ming smiled obscenely, and returned a military salute: "Very well, comrades of the inspection team, it's getting late and I need to go back to my room to deal with some things. This devil coach Ah San. Major General Baba Khan can help Ladies and gentlemen, Ah San and the others are handed over to you. By the way, comrades, don’t go out alone at night. If you want to see Siberia in the dark, you must be accompanied by super life forms such as me or Ah San’s instructor. That’s it Bye bye." After saying that, he disappeared in a flash. Many soldiers who were playing basketball nearby laughed.
"Send off sir." Saluting again and watching the man on the phone go away, the giant Ah San turned to the members of the inspection team, and many girls' hearts were beating even at close range. Is my ant still the temperament and face of the royal family? Damn...handsome!
What's more unexpected is. Ah San showed a shy smile, very innocent, and said: "I'm sorry, everyone, wait for me to get dressed and serve you." After getting dressed, she came back. Everyone was amazed again, even though he was a gorilla, he had a very gentle temperament. It's not like the Devil communicates at all.
"Is he really the instructor of the legendary Siberian boxing champion training camp?" N generation soil asked his mentor. The instructor pushed his glasses and said, "I guess it's a joke. Can you see any boxers nearby?"
"Mr. Major General, what were you doing just now? Is this cute little bear your pet?" A beautiful Russian student immediately asked before the exam. After all, it is very straightforward for Russian girls to pick up men.
"I am training my fists and kicks. Ordinary people must not imitate. The little bear is an abandoned bear I found in the corn forest. I brought it back. But it is not my pet. Because the law does not allow animals under national first-level protection to become private Pet. So I am just a temporary guardian. When I grow up, I will release it to the forest." Devil Ah San said very gently. Many Chinese and foreign girls are even more fond of it. The N-generations were secretly unhappy, and laughed one after another the next moment.
Because some soldiers watching the excitement nearby shouted in Chinese: "Comrades, don't waste your efforts in vain. The third brother is eighteen years old. But he was married at the age of ten. He was married at the age of ten. He has children, three daughters." The third sister-in-law often comes here." He was laughing. However, a few serious-faced soldiers in the inspection team took a look and fled back to continue playing basketball.
That's a hero from the Ministry of Internal Security, don't mess with him.
Foreign girls are very disappointed. Although there is no crime of bigamy in Chinese law, traditional culture supports multiple concubines. But they are not interested in being young, handsome or handsome, life is life.
It's not a great human figure like Brother Abdominal who should have a concubine.
"The bull is big. Can I try it? The lightest one?" The male college students worshiped the force, and they all looked at Superman's fitness equipment and took pictures one after another. Soon, there was an N generation who was overwhelmed and mistakenly believed that he also had such force. He could pick up a 200 kg dumbbell, the lightest fitness equipment for ordinary soldiers.
Then... "Ah... ah! Brothers, can you help me?" There was laughter.
The girls surrounded the cute little bears and fed them all kinds of sugary delicacies. They think that honey-loving bears must not get honey in this ghost place, especially for cubs. Unexpectedly, the fat little bear has no interest in all "food". Puzzled, the devil Asan said weakly: "I'm sorry comrades, the animals in the military camp have special allocations and special treatment. Therefore, the diet of the little bear and the military dogs is very good. It can choose high-grade honey or cheese for each meal. Dessert... so..."
The female college students had nothing to say, Chen Cong's eyes lit up, what a good topic. At least one rich Siberia, the subject of rich soldiers. After taking a look, it turned out that most of the nearby soldiers had famous tags in their hands. Such as designer basketball shorts. Designer sneakers. Everyone has either a new smart phone or an "outdated" Apple phone. And looking at the equipment, there are also all kinds of brand-new weapons, many of which are expensive wooden gun handles-he doesn't know, they are the soldiers of Brother Abdominal. Therefore, this virtue has a nickname of rich man's disease, no, rich man's soldier.
Talking and laughing, taking pictures everywhere. At this moment, it was time for the investigation team to turn around and hit the big luck. It fits perfectly, always smiling and cooperating with all requests, not like the devil Ah San but like a good man Ah San, the giant man suddenly raised his head and looked at the northeast sky, showing a surprised and joyful gaffe... At the same time, less than ten people disappeared in a blink of an eye. Minutes later, he no longer looks like a super handsome guy, the man with the phone, he actually ran out of the room naked wearing a pair of underwear.
Everyone looked at each other, what happened? Why did this guy get numb all over his body not long after he left. War broke out? Or is there a sneak attack by guerrillas?
However, they soon found out that they almost, almost, almost fainted with joy: the southern sky where the devil Ah San and the man with the mobile phone were facing, a violent wave of air appeared rapidly with the naked eye, no, it should be two, because behind There was another air wave following closely—but it was more than that, there was a red disc behind the two air waves, following like an alien flying saucer.
Damn, it goes without saying...
Abs brother? !
"Grass, we've won the jackpot!" Da Ndai blurted out. The legendary Abdominal Muscle Inspection Corps got lucky by them?
As soon as the voice fell, many people had no time to react, had shortness of breath, and trembled hands and feet. The first air wave had already landed on the big steel block, a man who was not as strong as the devil Ah San, but whose force field was earth-shattering jumped down quickly, and walked forward in a few steps. He has a super handsome face, wearing ordinary clothes, with a cigar dangling from his mouth. He has a familiar aura. Yes, people who are familiar with World War II will recognize it: Mai Shuai, the great five-star general commander-in-chief MacArthur... Fan Er - this is He Ming imitating Mai Shuai, and specially inspecting the general expression of the military - can't it always be the same expression.
However, he did not expect that this place turned out to be another investigation group. Quickly take down the cigar and become a national leader who is troubled and thriving.
At this interesting scene, many people in the inspection team couldn't help laughing. A lot of "ambitious" professors were so angry that they scolded: "Be serious!"
Fucking idiot, brother abs finally came and didn't "respect" him? Do you still want medicine, do you still want to become Little Superman?
PS: The second update. (To be continued..)
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