Chapter 293 Picking Up Girls Part 1
"It's my turn, really."
"Enjoying" two overdoses of fishy milk, Diao Chan couldn't stand it anymore. Standing up straight in front of the naked He Ming, turned around, and unbuttoned the short skirt, the whole movement made He Ming frantically touched, it was amazing, even taking off the short skirt was so attractive.
However, the next moment, He Ming became a sex monster. Because Diao Chan was wearing stockings and sexy black silk underwear, she bent over to him, pouted her beautiful buttocks, and exposed the infinite beautiful scenery... She has super vision.
"I'm here! Don't leave today if you haven't played for ten hours! If you're unhappy, don't leave!"
He Ming couldn't bear it even more, he hugged Diao Chan's butt, and pushed him hard... After that, for more than ten hours, he played a lot of tricks.
Diao Chan has a growing affection for him, so she serves him attentively and shows him the charm of the most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms, all kinds of uniform temptations, sexy clothes, etc., coupled with that slutty expression, coquettish demeanor, etc.
Well, He Ming is a human-shaped sun, who lacks hormones for everything, and can produce more than a ton of milk in one breath...
After making a big fuss, I also learned about Lu Buge's recent situation.
Unlike men, men don't like to talk about their wives when they are with other women. And women like to talk about their husbands when they are with other men.
Of course, Diao Chan does not despise her husband like other women. This is a deep emotional expression, which shows that she still has Lu Bu in her heart. She is Lu Bu's wife, and the relationship between the two cannot become a real husband and wife.
Of course He Ming knew it well, and he didn't feel any jealousy.
She has such a beautiful body under her body, what more do you want, you really think I'm a bitch and want boring love? I just want flesh, flesh, flesh!
Lu Buge's latest news seems a bit funny to He Ming. After getting the strange blood, everyone took a look, wow, the flying general has a deep relationship with Brother Ab, how rich is Brother Ab, and he can open 10,000 banks on his own credit.
Apart from anything else, the bankers heard the news and came here, begging Lu Buge to spend money, 100 million gold dollars? Small idea, 100 billion gold dollars are all won!
He Ming gave all the strange blood, and when the time comes to ask others, won't they help you?
This is a very simple logical question, so Lu Bu enjoys it vigorously. In addition to turning his life into a top-notch life, he emulates He Ming's kind, mainly in business.
Like many people, most of the historical celebrities have huge families, and of course they are the same after death, and there will only be more and more. The benefits of historical celebrities are only for some celebrities, and other ordinary family members do not have them.
Therefore, a large family spends a lot of money. In order to solve economic problems, most of them choose to do business. It was also very easy at the beginning, and a big family also meant more people and more power.
In He Ming's view, this is a stupid act. Those emperors who banned business in history even wanted to do business to support their families after they died. It's a joke. Do you understand business?
Therefore, the group formed by the dead of the Qing Dynasty, such as Dashengkui, Shisanxing, etc., quickly emerged as a company that killed the princes of the Han Dynasty in a large scale.
Because the latter, like the Flying Generals consortium, went bankrupt many times, relying on the eternal credit of eternal life to keep them alive.
Lu Bu got unlimited funds, which means that a large number of elites will automatically gather under the banner. Naturally, it is difficult to fail, because if the money reaches a certain level, it is already an invincible consortium.
Just as a pig with a net worth of one trillion dollars easily kills Li Ka-shing, who is worth a dime of yen, Buffett.
So Diao Chan complained to He Ming that Lu Bu has gone crazy these days, enjoying the pleasure of a super successful person, so busy that he has no time to sleep.
He Ming replied with a lewd smile, and half of the powerful waist of the god and demon was fully exerted, which made Diao Chan burst into tears, and touched a pair of snow-white, tender, fat and jade-like dough with both hands.
"It's okay, I'll accompany you, good sister, sleep together later."
"Damn it, pervert." Lying on the bed, under the strong man's body, Diao Chan returned her seductive eyes.
Of course, this way stimulated a certain human-shaped sun even more...
At Diao Chan's request,
When they left separately, He Ming put on a kind of optically deceiving sunglasses, just like Diao Chan's style, which just covered half of his face.
After all, he is so famous, if someone is interested, he can find out the photos of He Ming and Diao Chan and compare their body types, and they will definitely find something.
But He Ming is not too nervous, because he is an important person, and he needs to get his consent before publishing something harmful to him.
The technology is so advanced, even if he has an ab muscle brother, it will not appear on the optical network, because the news about him must be "harmonized" first.
And taking pictures is not something you can just do if you want to. Diao Chan has a high technology that can interfere with taking pictures, videos, etc. After all, she was a popular female anchor in the past, and she was so sexy, so it was necessary to prevent sneak shots.
And He Ming doesn't have this thing on him, but when he upgrades to a powerful god and demon, an invisible and huge power in the universe is naturally born. Any mention of his name or any unfavorable behavior against him will react and he can decide Whether to attack.
Immortal life can be immune to the real name attack of such a powerful god and demon. Of course, it will expose your position. The latter is a powerful god and demon. If he wants to mess with you, you can't avoid it.
Therefore, He Ming only dared to say Om Dori's real name in the Southern Labyrinth, and kept silent about the others, even on Earth.
He Ming decided to let nature take its course, after all, it would benefit his reputation if everyone patted him. When he reaches the powerful God and Demon, who will film Lao Tzu cheating? Even his camera belt was burnt to death on the spot.
"I'm back." Back home, He Ming returned to the five charming little wives.
The gigantic mansion was different. At the moment when he was having a carnival with Sister Diao Chan, five or six thousand robot maids had already arranged the mansion in the same wedding style as last time.
Of course, this time it's Lulu's style, which is different from Xiaoqing's enthusiastic and unrestrained style, it's a tactful and contemplative style.
He Ming quickly shook his head and laughed, isn't this the feeling of "time passes, my heart is eternal" in Yinxianlou just now. After all, some deep things can last forever, just like the person you loved for the first time in your memory.
Although in fact, just like He Ming, he no longer has feelings for his beautiful tablemate, but she, Lu Wenjing, gave him a feeling that he will never forget in his life. So even though there is no love, Lu Wenjing still holds a lot of weight in He Ming's heart.
"It seems that Lulu's little wife has the most mature thinking, straight to the heart, and knows that we will last forever." He Ming said these words casually, and then buried his head in Lulu's chest. After a while, he felt something was wrong. He looked up and saw Five very excited little wives "swallowed" him again.
Ah, I didn't expect women to be such easily moved creatures.
After happily inhaling gold coins, He Ming put away the ancient gold absorber, and then walked out of the room to start the fifth wedding. After all, the ancient gold absorber is very eye-catching, and He Ming doesn't want an uncle A to mess with him for his ancient gold absorber.
Then he planned to fly to Lulu's hometown. After discussion, of course it was Lulu's request, and He Ming agreed. Anyway, his parents are not there, so he is the biggest in the world.
As for ancestors? I'm sorry, we're done with our mortal relationship, don't use our relationship in the mortal world to worry about the uncle.
Here in their mansion, there is also a grand wedding banquet, of course it's just a formality.
It is worth mentioning that those guests who have eaten from Xiaoqing's wedding banquet until now have directly eaten Lulu's wedding banquet. As for how long they ate, He Ming didn't care and didn't want to care.
How rich is he now? Who has seen thousands of people eat up tens of thousands of planets? The increase of the planet's own resources (interest, investment, etc.) day after day and year after year is indescribable.
A few minutes later, He Ming arrived at Lulu's hometown. As soon as he got off the car, he saw the spring breeze blowing towards his face, and a kind of natural fragrance settled in at the tip of his nose. Before he had time to glance around, the train he was riding impatiently started and crashed into the light gate and disappeared.
He Ming looked around for a week and realized, damn it, there are too many space-time trains, causing the local staff to ask customers to "get out" as soon as they get off the train. Because of the large number of trains in the back asking to enter the area.
Of course, there is no need to line up for the train that the groom and bride take. Otherwise, why are you still here? Can't the bride and groom come in?
Lulu's hometown is a small place with a population of about several million. On the earth, that is the population level of the second largest city of Citigroup. Here, it is just a small place.
Of course, the area of this "small place" is placed on the earth, which is equal to the area of a ghost and its territory... So although the population is several million, it is distributed in a vast "small town".
Lulu's wedding was very sensational, and there were countless guests. This was mainly because He Ming had married five wives in a row. In the dead world and other main worlds, it was recognized as stupid. It was more Korean than Korean dramas. It was an incomprehensible behavior. .
Therefore, these wives have a lot of relatives and friends, and relatives and friends will also invite friends to come together, so the number of participants is very large. On the earth, it basically requires the power of a country to operate such a wedding.
It is amazing to provide food for millions of people, solve transportation, consumption problems, sleep and so on for millions of people.
Moreover, in addition to these invited guests, there are more uninvited people, including fans of He Ming, more fanatical "dead" fans, etc., a large number of reporters, paparazzi, and some people who want to follow his people. After all, He Ming has reached the de facto level of a strong god and demon, and there are not many followers. His legendary life has opened up the dojo, such as cousin Sun Lu and so on.
There are thousands of immortal beings; demigods can form a country; gods and demons can form a nation; powerful gods and demons can fill a planet.
He Ming Well, to be honest, 0 followers.
Even though we know that the dead world and other main worlds, there are so many followers, because some intelligent beings have changed from "living" people to "dead" people, subordinates, apprentices and so on. So obedient, so easy to use, give me a look late at night and offer you the big wave wife next door. It's amazing.
However, for He Ming, it's not that he doesn't want to accept his younger brother, but that he doesn't have time to accept him, and he spends all day messing with his wife, or being fucked by his wife. There was no time to go outside, the tiger's body shook, and the younger brother was taken away. In fact, people who do this kind of behavior are usually very deserted in the harem (palace), and their hats are very green.
After all, the time is only 24 hours. If you accept the younger brother and invest in the family on the younger brother, naturally there will be fewer other aspects.
After taking care of his wife and younger brother, he had no choice but to roll away. Take care of what the little brother said, then the wife will tell you to go away, or the top of your head will gradually turn green.
Lulu's hometown town is a small town like spring all year round, with birds singing and flowers fragrant. This kind of weather and terrain is very common in the main worlds, and it looks very beautiful, everything is like in the Utopia, like in the Dreamland.
However, in fact, this kind of characteristic is referred to as rural characteristic for short. In short, it has no characteristics. There is nothing, so I have to return to nature. After all, a true and characteristic town like Red Pig Town needs a certain degree of expense.
It can be seen that this small town is unknown, the economy is mediocre, and it is as mediocre as a silk thread.
He Ming walked on, but he liked this environment very much, because it reminded him of his hometown. Although he had nothing, no matter how many places he went to, whether he went to heaven or hell, his hometown would never be forgotten.
Although it is a small town, in fact, there are all kinds of high-tech skyscrapers, but they are scattered with each other. A skyscraper is surrounded by a forest or a garden. This is the characteristic of the major worlds such as the world of the dead: the land is boundless, and the land is naturally worthless.
Therefore, in Justice League, real estate does not sell land or houses, because it will definitely go bankrupt. Only selling services, because everyone is eternal life, all kinds of property fees are absolutely amazing.
Lulu's home is dozens of kilometers away, and He Ming originally decided to fly there directly in a large aircraft. But the wives asked him to go to Lulu's house in a huge steam wedding car, a cart made of precious materials, like an emperor.
This is not returning home, but a more advanced way of showing off, directly showing off He Ming, after all, he will surely become a powerful god and demon. For this place, and for Lulu's family, it is infinite glory. Because he has become a powerful god and demon like the Sun Demon, if he is willing, he can easily destroy trillions of huge countries by himself.
To put it simply, it is like God marrying a mortal woman is not only the honor of that family, but also the honor of that region, that nation, and even that planet.
"Damn it. Every time you get married, something will happen." In He Ming's mind, the words of a certain person are definitely more useful than the chairman or parents. That is his wife. With such a high EQ, he naturally knew that in such a long time, no matter what kind of person he became, he must listen to his wife and go with her.
So even if you are upset, it is so much fun to fly directly there. Still pretending to be happy and joyful on his face, he put his arms around Lulu, who was in high spirits, and shouted in Chinese to the large crowd, "Hello, comrades, you have worked hard."
Of course, throw money to thank the people of the world for their love. It must be the happy gold dollar with the largest face value, after all, this is in the eternal kingdom (hell).
Sprinkling soul gold coins, He Ming will definitely die of heartache.
This time the wedding was broadcast live again, and the number of "people" who watched it increased to an astonishing several trillion. Because what He Ming has done recently is too big, and the essence of the gods can be produced. Originally, a sun demon is against the sky.
On the Internet, there are tens of billions of fierce comments. The main purpose is to express my incomprehension to He Ming's behavior. There are so many beauties, if you just find five women with big breasts and no brains to marry, it is still a holy wedding (sacred contract).
Are you old and crazy? Could it be that this is the only way to become a god-man like you?
Another kind of main comment is to praise He Ming wildly, it's really too...romantic! The love fairytale in the universe becomes reality!
It stands to reason that the first comment is male and the latter is female. No matter men or women, most of them were shocked by He Ming's generosity.
Since ancient times, I have seen a ruthless person who picks up girls, but I have never seen such a ruthless person who directly lost the life of a powerful god and demon.
Even God is ashamed.
PS: The first update.