Chapter 2106 Do You Have the Heart? (Middle)

"Crack", the teeth that can crush any substance in this universe bit off half of a green apple that was dripping green and dewy, and then chewed it into pieces very quickly, allowing the owner of the tooth to pass through in an instant. To the greatest extent, it is also theoretically possible for the tongues of at least one living sun in the universe to instantly lose energy to absorb all the so-called "deliciousness" of half a piece of green apple. The delicious taste is not your Yida.

And this green apple, which looks like a green apple, is actually a little ripe, and naturally has all the goodness of a high-grade fruit. It is a pity that this is the owner of this tooth, a distant monkey named sick, poor and helpless. Since memory, the most unpalatable apple is also the most unpalatable fruit.

There is no way, the owner of the tooth still wants to hold this huge green apple and put it in the memory of those monkeys, and the Apple King will blush secretly. The filming team, a master-level filming team from all over the universe, showed off, just like showing off your super white teeth, what a lovely bright smile, but the next handsome and handsome always has a "you know" villain The smiling face immediately changed into a "dignified" expression that please believe me how difficult it is to make a country prosperous.

"Gentlemen and ladies, children... Oh, gentlemen and ladies on the earth, children, you are blessed. Today, before the Chinese New Year, my ab muscle brother will solemnly present a very, very sensational message to you all with all my heart and soul. How miraculous and unbelievable, but keep your eyes open and don’t doubt it. This is the good news of reality! Technology changes life, and ** fighters serve you wholeheartedly!”

He Ming pointed to the green apple that felt nauseated in his stomach and said, "Did you see it? Natural. High-grade, huge, symbolizing a perfect life. The apple is not yet ripe but already very delicious. In this fruit forest, the original In the majestic fruit forest, there is an insignificant apple that everyone has seen before! And on this living planet with an ocean area of ​​about 2.9 billion square kilometers and a land area of ​​about 589 million square kilometers. How is this? An insignificant place!"

"That's right, this fruit forest, the land where this fruit forest is located, the continent where this land is located, the planet where this continent is located, this beautiful planet. You only need 1999.9 billion yuan, and you are completely legal. Permanent ownership, no Need any ongoing business charges, and government taxation etc. will have a perfect and beyond perfect life planet, a super earth mansion, an unprecedented dream, completely yours, noble. Like God, holy , a private planet that can never be bullied!"

"It is at least ten times larger than the mass of the earth! The beauty of the environment is just the fresh air of the primeval forest. It has never been breathed by a large number of human beings, just like there are no human beings. On this land that has been squandered, since then All the resources that belong to you forever. It’s really wonderful, this is your superman’s eternal life, where your huge future descendant family will prosper, and the dream originates!”

Fast, furious, powerful, Hitler style.

He Ming began to get involved gradually,

He actually loves advertising very much. For no reason, he first feels that he is always right, and then he is declaring that I am electricity and I am light, and that I am a fucking legend. Don’t you agree? Who are you, I'm going to kill you!

So He Ming knelt on the ground, grabbed very high-grade soil, fertile black soil, pinched it back and forth so that the soil quickly flowed out from the gap between his fingers, and then said:

"Have you seen it? What a fertile land, and how advanced our agricultural technology is now, you can make this planet your eternal grain bank, and all agricultural work is handled by robots. Or Golden Forest Planet real estate The company will provide you with all the help of planting and agriculture, free and forever!"

He added a sentence in his heart, of course, don't think about charging items...

"Then even if you are a superman, or you have a family of millions of supermen, then you will never have to worry about food and clothing. You can eat food produced in countless farmlands on your private planet, from vegetables to artificial meat— Of course, wild animals are still illegal. Just a little novel, they are still protected by the laws of the human world when they come to your planet. Of course you can expel them."

"Moreover, you can eat all kinds of agricultural products on your planet, which must have the characteristics of your planet. Even outside, the two planets are also space vegetables that are produced on the moon. Space production, etc., etc. also belong to your private kingdom A unique feature. A great helper for entertaining friends and a wonderful new choice for gifting."

"You can even watch a movie on a planet where there is only one person, and that is yours, while eating endless potato chips produced on your own planet and the moon!"

After finishing speaking, He Ming immediately laughed in his heart and said, believe me, friend, you will not consume everything produced by your country bumpkin—just kidding, do you think you can copy products of the universe level? Shit, you can't even get old KFC.

Any commodity, all cosmic commodities, especially the famous food cannot be produced by private individuals, which includes the indispensable production conditions for the production of planets.

if not? Xi Shi has changed into Dong Shi.

"Follow me!" He Ming walked very quickly. After all, he only gave the Liu family's Golden Forest Planet real estate company a budget of ten minutes to at most half an hour. Yes, for him, time is the most important financial budget.

There is no need to live broadcast the movement of the great man in the commercial. So almost in an instant, I walked to the cliff in the style of heaven and earth, and there was a primitive forest like a fairyland in front of me. At this moment, the morning light is rising, and the clouds are rolling. A huge mansion in Chinese classical style, like a fairy garden, is in reality, and it is also on top of a dragon-like mountain that cannot be found in natural conditions.

However, looking at the mountains, it is still fine marble, exquisite white marble.

As for the artistic aesthetics of this real estate, I believe that the master of countless models would not mind spending a mere two trillion yuan.

Get two trillion on the earth? not bad!

He Ming said something that the cosmic audience burst out laughing in a dancing mode, and he pointed to the huge mansion very passionately. And the nearby scenery, and then said like a country bumpkin who wanted to howl:

"Have you seen it? I want to buy this planet. I can buy that house, and it only costs 1999.9 billion yuan! Of course, you are more generous and kind, that is 2 trillion yuan. Take 2 trillion yuan To a super-Earth, one that is completely free of any flaws, or it will be paid to you for free! Just made, is pure, and then belongs to your noble, sacred, private planet that cannot be entered without your consent!"

"If you buy this planet, or the planet of any Golden Forest Planet real estate company, the company will provide you with almost all after-sales services, such as building you any luxury house you can think of according to your ideas. Or go beyond It's your imagination, you just have to appreciate it."

"In the sky, in the sea, in space, in the forest, in the morning, in the evening, in the middle of the night. In eternity... all of them can create mansions, gardens, and places of peace of mind in the above related styles!"

"Just these buildings, I envy you and hate you!"

"At the same time, I will send you a series of big gift packages, such as a private interstellar yacht with a price of at least 10 billion yuan, a space yacht in the new era! The latest products. Or orders, made according to your tailor-made products. Ordinary speed All have reached the level of one light-year and one hour. Therefore, the most distant private planet can be completed within a hundred hours at most from the earth, because our human world has already mastered the interstellar communication gates, such as the time-space light gate. , space-time triangular gate, etc."

He Ming then made a very passionate appearance again, opened his arms, in fact, it was carefully arranged, and a piece of grass is also on the cliff of art level, said:

"The following one is specially prepared for single men and women. It may be unethical for married men and women, and it is easy to destroy the welfare of the family. So if you already have a wife or girlfriend, then my abs brother recommends that you not enjoy it with them The next commercial. I will give you a minute, and please take the opportunity to enjoy the beautiful scenery of this planet. Of course, you can also log in to the Golden Forest real estate column on the official website of Abab muscle brother, or just think about it, believe in smart portable light The brain-related intelligent program will immediately send you to browse the relevant official website.”

Three minutes passed quickly, and back to the commercial, there were already some audiences around He Ming. The man who was very careless before suddenly stood up with the stunning beauty: "Hi everyone."

When the stunning beauty that has never been seen before greets her, her body movements are alluring movements specially researched according to the tastes of human beings on earth, such as the twisting of her buttocks under an unusually tight top dress.

So, the effect...

That's the big surprise of today's abs' latest ad - well, it's called the super-stunning beauty who ignites hormones and most of the superhuman chemicals in her balls quickly, immediately, decisively and relentlessly.

It was dumbfounded, and there was nothing to say.

what happened? the world? Women on Earth grabbing their hair and wailing, fuck you abs bro what are you doing? Why is there such a stunning super goblin? Looking at all the cognitions in the past, I immediately understand that it is the level of "sexy bitch"! ——The stinky whore who killed the yellow-faced woman in seconds!

To the astonishment of countless men and boys on the earth, Brother Abdominal and He Ming very naturally put their hands on the shoulders of three or four of the eight most beautiful beauties beside him, and then showed an expression of a winner in life, and continued It is said that men on the earth should not take it to heart, because they are all admiring beauties, or checking whether the little brother of the abs is as stubborn as iron, but usually suddenly surprised:

"Forgive my depravity as a member of the Communist Party. Well, a temporary depravity. But out of a wholehearted service! That's right, the beauties around me have hot bodies in skirts and smile because of youth and beautiful hearts The sweet beauties are the Golden Forest that we should respect, applaud loudly, and applaud vigorously. Remember Golden Forest Real Estate Company, the first planetary real estate company on Earth, and maybe the last one, because there is only one company like this There are such human beings who dare to be the first in the world, conquering countless barren, dark, and backward galaxies and planets in the universe, and then all of them become the infinitely beautiful private country of human beings. The planetary real estate company, Golden Forest, provides you with private planets. There are destined to be some little lonely beauties—that is to say, you bought a private planet, and you can ask any beauties for a phone number.”

"And then?" He Ming shrugged. Although the eight beauties are also carefully selected, they are pure, sweet, cute, mature women, married wives, virgins and widows (a stunning capital that only appears in street stall literature, and the husband is underage, eunuch and Died on the day of the wedding), white-collar workers, and the style of a goddess, but at this moment, they all put out their hard work, and they laughed, and they couldn't stop laughing.

"You understand. Of course. You have to hurry up, because other friends successfully married these beauties home and fulfilled the new big dream of life in the Superman era, which is what my brother with abdominal muscles thinks is buying a planetary house and marrying a beautiful wife. So, when the time comes, we can’t destroy other people’s families!”

In the end, He Ming made a wink that he claimed was very coquettish.

Next, his commercial time. Only once, and it's a freewheeling commercial, and it's over.

But it's just the first commercial.

The filming team stopped working, and He Ming immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately became a gentleman, and he was also downright boring. There is no interest in seeing any beauty, because the penis has no "old man" with mating passion.

Then the hand flashed, and it became clean again, and then there appeared a lot of Korean-style spicy barbecue that I didn't know when it was put in, and I put it in my mouth and ate it.

"Oh! I want to eat too!"

The fat boy and fat loli in front of countless TVs. Suddenly shouted, including He Ming's still in the department store. But the fat boys and girls who have already started eating lunch.

And on the earth, countless men finally landed on the real estate company of Golden Forest Planet like Hunger Sales who have been playing mystery, and then immediately found women who yelled at them. Dating column.

Looking at the beauty at the speed of light, she really rushed to the beauty. real estate? Little brothers are fucking rebellious, first we need to find a super beautiful, like, punctual, pretty, buttocks, big tits, pure but sexy, noble but coquettish, this time it must be very small but deep Deep house.

It's terrible, in reality, in the commercial just now, all the top-quality goods around He Ming are wearing skirts, so if you look at it from the front, this ass can't stand it!

What about in the photo? One series by one series, there are many, many... Well, there are thousands of dresses, and the abs are all processed, or the other party claims to be a stunning fairy who must be processed at the fastest speed!

Fuck, abs brother, what the hell is going on with you? First of all it must be processed by you, then, why, our ass is not as good as these bitches?

He Ming shrugged his shoulders. The monkey's buttocks were born with redness, not upturned.

Just kidding, monkeys still want to compare themselves with real high-level races like flesh and blood? Than buttocks?

"Earth" (Yelang) is really arrogant.

The earth race is too young, so it is very obvious that it is very disadvantageous in the development of appearance. As far as the depth of the eyes is concerned, the eyes of earth people, the eyes of ordinary humans, originally had trichromatic vision, and the reason why they only have black and white at night , because there is no light source, that is to say, there must be a light source before humans on earth can see clearly. This is not even comparable to the vision of domestic cats. For example, some animals have infrared vision.

After becoming Superman, the world is super high-definition. In fact, he has a lot of visual ability at once, just like changing from a black and white TV to a color TV.

Of course, the most important ability is also indispensable, such as resolution, which is as cool as changing from high myopia to super vision.

And other high-level races had very advanced eyesight a long time ago. If He Ming improves it, they will be killed in seconds—unless he uses the cosmic treasure that he will definitely not use on ordinary people, otherwise his eyesight The charm of the eyes is also the top level of the multiverse, just like the level of the second generation.

So it's still a matter of resources. But with the same resources as humans on Earth, advanced races are again advanced races.

what is this? Born to be inferior to others!

...

"Oooo!"

During the preparation time for transferring to the next planet, He Ming checked the current earth information again. Seeing the sound of a large number of planes refueling, He Ming almost lay down on the ground and laughed wildly, "Hahaha!" The beauties of the universe who enjoyed Brother Abs surgery for the first time, and the beauty pageant champions from various planets selected according to the tastes of human beings on Earth, couldn’t help but look at each other. Is this Brother Abs?

Well, what a great man, free spirit.

It is very easy to create a beauty pageant according to the tastes of the human beings on the earth. It only needs the human beings in the real world to host the beauty pageant in the past.

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