Chapter 2099 Battle of the Boulder (Part 1)
Backfired, what a wonderful and free single time was lost forever, and what is even more unfortunate is that as a brother with abdominal muscles, his age and age are simply at the infant level in the eyes of the universe, and a married man at the infant level Ah, and a married man with more than a dozen wives.
What do you mean, just born into the tomb called "love" and "marriage".
No way, He Ming continued in this way, and soon he had a very successful self-comfort, look, playing the game like this is really great, although it is of course missing some very exciting real-time battles, real-life battles, and how real it is The senses of the virtual world, those are the precious senses that the great hero Abs no longer has, like a blizzard in winter in Siberia, He Ming wished to die immediately when he was still a mortal, it was too painful. But that's the case, especially when you wear a lot of clothes.
All of a sudden, I feel that the whole world is fragile and incompetent. Oh, it turns out that relatively speaking, this is because I am extremely strong.
Now what? He Ming can pass through a universe in the time it takes for an ordinary person to take a shit. Walking into any sun is the same as being under the sun on Earth. Entering the metal core of a giant planet, such as the hot iron core of the earth, does not feel any impact, at most it is just some "virtual" superficial enjoyment, such as heat.
and then? It's just heat, what more do you want? Sweating and so on? Don't worry, just like farting, you have already been permanently immune and lost forever.
words still appear. Just a "dummy".
Because the reason for farting is that ordinary humans cannot digest some plant fibers, so it is easy to fart when eating some indigestible plants. As far as Superman is concerned, digestion is never a problem. The digestive organs are equivalent to the super energy processing center of a cow until death. Any human food that enters it will become feces of little use value.
And what's interesting is that feces is also a superman, or a kind of subconsciousness of He Ming, which is different from ordinary people, and ordinary people do not have to excrete. Superman or He Ming, most of them want to excrete "psychologically"-this is also a typical problem that is common after monkeys become gods.
Otherwise, how come the advanced cosmic beings at the ordinary life level almost never went to the toilet after they came to the earth? Especially in the toilet room of the toilet.
Then begins the very fast enjoyment. It is also the enjoyment that He Ming has long been accustomed to, because what the stupid monkeys on the earth don't know is that Brother Abs has to multitask during the operation and occasionally play games. Process the information in the game.
"Awesome! Ooooh. Only Victory Pie is the most righteous!"
The environment has been very lively, I saw the fat boy bag,
Wearing the cute little cotton shoes he likes very much, stepping on He Ming's face to his head, and talking hard under the temptation of several mothers, He Ming played the game wholeheartedly and very focused.
"Concentration" is also a kind of wonderful enjoyment of Superman's life, and it is also a manifestation of high wisdom. Count it as a characteristic or skill activated by high IQ.
It is no exaggeration to say that the old days. The IQ of stupid monkeys can be compared with the "focus level". For example, smart monkeys can easily enter a state of concentration, but that's all, it's just shallow concentration equal to light sleep. If you want to pursue an unprecedented state, it is equivalent to the category of "supernatural power".
It can be said that the failure of countless ordinary monkeys is the inability to focus-sometimes, success only requires a thousand hours of concentration.
It's a pity that monkeys can only focus on one hundred hours in a lifetime. And it's extremely scattered focus, usually on the nipples and buttocks of a good mating partner.
Long-term concentration, well, they can only be called when they are sleeping.
The monkey’s supernatural power-level concentration is only the fur of Superman, and the supernatural power-level concentration of Superman is not even a hair of He Ming’s fur—of course, there is no need to continue to improve this kind of concentration after reaching a certain level, and it is not much. Meaning, because the function that the term focus can achieve has been fully realized.
And for He Ming, this kind of concentration has infinitely more fun, and it is also able to immediately discover countless problems of stupid monkeys or stupid cosmic beings. Or instinctive awareness.
Some principles and structures of wisdom can be immediately detected by He Ming with his primary school cultural knowledge and the information knowledge he has read before and after, such as blockbuster movie knowledge that cannot be guaranteed to be absolutely correct.
But he usually chooses to turn a blind eye, he has no interest in these wisdom easter eggs, but feels stupid, as far as movies, I, brother abs just watch your big ** big ass in heat, and heroic elegy, stupid funny , Huge war scenes, beautiful long shots, double life of bully and fake, who the hell will see your high IQ of playing smart monkeys or the brain calculation level of some stupid machines?
In the world of knight-errants, there is a strong wind, and a black storm sweeps across the sky and the earth. In the storm, some demons and ghosts with the power of rain are looming, forming a strange and super suffocating scene-if you are on the scene, you can only scream.
In reality, there is a fat loli, Qiaoer's second daughter, Horus' sister, and the fat baby's Kiki is a classic curious expression, and the fat face looking around in front of He Ming's eyes is in and out.
He Ming occasionally teases people, in exchange for the fat face to shrink back, and then continues to sacrifice his hands, and gradually sinking body service, oh, dedication is also a kind of service dedicated to the beautiful wives, while always playing games with thinking.
The new year is approaching, and the world of chivalrous men is ushering in a big scene again, and this year is absolutely different, some conditions have already matured, and a lot of money has been spent, at least making the eldest sister He Ming's family surpass the "guest prosperity" level of He Ming's family for the first time There are definitely a lot of diehards, so a huge copy has just been launched, and it is currently the first one: The Battle of the Giant Stone Gate.
I believe that the New Year's Eve on earth, or the eating and drinking during the Spring Festival, will be deserted again.
For example, mythical dungeons such as "Heaven and Earth gave birth to me, Monkey King" at the beginning of the world of knights, almost no players benefited at that time. Because my ability is too low, it is different now, everything is an earth player. They are all masters, top local rich players, all super masters.
And especially in the context of the Jianghu vendetta.
Before this instance, there was a background of a great vendetta. Of course, in the mouths of the officials and the players involved, it was all about justice, light and darkness.
The main content is still the unavoidable large-scale conflicts between the top rich players.
To some extent, the real life world is completely different from street stall literature, which is made by illogical stupid donkeys. Personal power is insignificant, your love and hatred, your whole life. You are always a mortal, you cry when you are young, in the eyes of the old man, it is even more pretentious. What lovelorn. Fuck you, you have the real life and death pain of my old guy dying?
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You are all mortals, don't try to influence others, stand above the world, stand above the unprecedented "greatness", "glory", "brilliance" and so on.
And...even if that's the case, it's...
Look, even if he is strong, he is just a passer-by in the earth society. Or a passing great.
The protagonists of some street stall literature are clearly mortals, but they can fucking dominate the world. It seemed that he was the only smart person in the whole world, and the others were all brain-dead.
This is impossible and completely unrealistic. In reality, the number one scholar in the college entrance examination will not earn as much money as the illiterate after entering the society.
Therefore, in the context of the original unavoidable and unavoidable, it is not love and peace for Brother Abdominal to stand up.
This is the real way of "potential".
If you are in it, you can't avoid it, don't try to change it, or you will die the fastest.
The original game background is divided into light and darkness, that is, the light martial arts, the rivers and lakes, the country, and the dark martial arts, the rivers and lakes, the country. Of course, the latter does not admit that he is the dark side, but thinks that he is the real representative of the martial arts and the rivers and lakes. .
The former is just a hypocritical lackey of the imperial court, a depraved hypocritical sect.
The final difference between the dark martial arts and the bright martial arts is also the basic way of distinguishing, which is to deal with the problem of "deviation".
Obsession is not reality. There used to be some brain-dead superstitions on Baidu Encyclopedia, and they thought that the famous street stall literature came out, and immediately appeared "yang gods", yin gods, oh, it can be seen that some stupid asses mainly acquire knowledge The way is through street stall literature, especially the famous street stall literature?
In the simplest and most scientific way, whether you have superpowers is the best explanation, and all the supernatural powers on other mouths are meaningless.
The "infatuation" in the world of knight-errants can be understood as a kind of awakening of mind under extremely high psychological pressure. This is very important, and it is also a "state of mind" that some players on earth are particularly fascinated by.
These players said that after playing the world of knights, they finally have the spiritual power that is worthy of the name of superman power!
At least, no more stupid, imbecile, low-level wretches. As a superman, I still want to kneel and lick.
What kind of tenderness is this, what is humility, what is humility, what is a concession to life - in fact, it's just that you are a softie.
The reason for the obsession is that when the player is still killing, the opponent is usually a master. After defeating the opponent through life and death crisis, what a wonderful feeling arises spontaneously, as if releasing the whole self, or standing on the dream of philosophical heights. The level of xinxing, in an instant, everything in the stupid monkey world, the will thought changed by life, or after brainwashing, if you have not received the monkey education level thought, almost all understand, even if you are still illiterate, but you will immediately understand. Got it, what you did, what countless stupid monkeys did.
And this is the real "mind".
You don’t need knowledge, you just need your "mind" to understand, let go, and witness the world - if you meet a stupid mother-in-law, or play with your mind, or use all kinds of stupid tricks, you will be cut off with one knife, so simple, anyway let If I'm unhappy, shoot to kill, I don't need the screams of this stupid monkey world, this is a real high degree of freedom, it is the peerless demeanor of a master, and the majesty of a super master.
And what if you meet a master? A peerless master, killing his own existence in seconds? So humility is also a natural thing, kneeling or being slapped in the face? Haha, why would I care? Who made you strong, and that's what you deserve.
Disdain and disrespect for such a master is a stupid thing to ask for your own death. For this kind of xinxing, mind - how is it possible? Do you think I'm living in asshole literature?
ps: the first update. (To be continued..)