1495 Dumbfounded (Part 2)

"Oh oh oh!"

"Hahaha!"

"Wooooow!"

"I don't admit this is reality! But I love this reality so much!"

"Open your eyes, I will definitely have spring!"

"Don't forget, the lonely wild lily will also have the spring of the lonely valley!"

"One day the dragon will get the water! Then what? I don't know!"

If it wasn't for limited ability, he was always a mortal, and he was afraid that his parents would find out that the bathroom, which cost more than 20,000 RMB, was damaged to the point of losing more than 1,000 RMB. Then he would roar wildly, comparable to the superman version of boxing champion Tyson and beat him viciously.

Then Zhao Guoming will vent more passionately. Until the blood is broken?

After returning to reality, Zhao Guoming pulled up his pants in one go, regardless of his little brother's strong resistance and weak screams under the special thick new-style pants.

He rushed back to the computer again, with a heart beating much faster than before, and as if he was a rookie surfing the Internet for the first time, he was cautious and begged for perfection.

Everything continued to operate, all the information was singing to him, all kinds of crazy winning information, music, and comments from countless netizens crying and screaming, at this moment Zhao Guoming substituted into it. Great enjoyment.

I am a winner in life!

He forgot everything, even the countless desires that had been tormenting him since practicing Hama Gong.

Because, he understands, he deeply understands that he will, will become the rich and powerful of the new era, the new superman era, bastard!

Teeth chatter, muscles tense. His face was distorted and his eyes were trembling. Zhao Guoming saw it, saw the message, the moving result that popped up within a second after a lottery draw: "First Prize!"

Just like that in his life.

Just like that in his life.

It's just like……

"Students, there is very good news. All the teachers and classmates in our school, our class, and all the men can participate in Brother Abdomo's toad kung fu practice feast tonight.

This is the affectionate return of General Secretary Abdomo to his hometown. "

There was no applause, only silence and the crying of the girls, and then the carnival of the boys. Even if his goddess was stunned for a moment. Lying on the table and crying must be pear blossoms with rain.

That was the most touching time, the eyes of female teachers and female students could devour all boys and male teachers.

Even in that good time, after the extremely wonderful day, at the scene that was extremely grand late at night, guarded by elite troops, crowded with a large number of media, and arranged by a large number of supermen, the closest distance between Brother Abs and him was more than ten meters.

"yeah!"

I watched it once. He was as elated as a dead man popping champagne.

"Jackpot"!

Supreme reward.

Indescribable, indescribable abs brother's biggest and most touching love!

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!

The strength and "skills" of the Superman King are just the first prize!

Of course, this is the new highest reward, after all, Brother Abs was not so rich before.

Exciting rewards from the new world of ancient demons!

"Wait! Can't you?"

But at the next moment, it felt extremely lively, as if the entire universe was on the participating website. Zhao Guoming saw a news of the first prize was refreshed, with beautiful ancient Chinese characters and a golden message:

"Congratulations to the sixty-six-year-old citizen from Qingda District, Longheijiang Province, North China. Received the first prize. A superhuman God King-level main life energy stone tablet. This can be worn, or swallowed in the stomach. Short-term guarantee A super treasure that has been promoted to the Superman King and is far more powerful than the Superman King of the same level."

"The trait of 'eternal life, health, and happy life'. A collection of stone tablets from the mysterious and huge demons of the ancient abyss. This is a treasure that the universe envies and hates for it! Congratulations to him—the original words of Brother Abdominal."

Then the original words of the Abdominal Brother, a simple and interesting introduction, are must-see information that cannot be avoided and closed.

But before winning the lottery, no matter how you search, you can't see it.

Of course, this is actually done by the abs brother looking for the gunman. But the shooter did it according to Brother Abs' way of speaking and logical thinking.

Often used: You got him, fuck fuck. You are amazing, wonderful...

I believe that for the Gunners, it is really passionate and very simple work with great rewards.

After seeing this message, I saw a cartoon-like icon of a very exquisite broken stone tablet, leaving the jackpot pool and occupying the entire page. Unlock the details of the jackpot prizes that were previously invisible.

Believe that the whole world is screaming. including this universe.

And Zhao Guoming gritted his teeth immediately, and his whole body was covered in cold sweat. His eyes were as shocked as a death row prisoner saw... Brother Abdomos came to inspect him.

Because he suddenly realized that he had made an unforgivable opportunity: "Damn it, I'm so stupid! I didn't immediately draw again just now, but confirmed the prize!"

Immediately move the mouse to the original small webpage that did not close the winning lottery, and immediately, immediately, and continue the historical mission, click viciously to confirm the deep and beautiful bold sun-colored pattern surrounding the font of "Draw a lottery again to confirm the prize".

I clicked on the heavy confirmation that may have paid a heavy price.

I believe that the performance of the new mouse, that is, the service life has been consumed to a shocking extent, that is, the health bar has been emptied by more than half.

"Congratulations, you have obtained spiritual ginseng fruit!"

In less than a second, a very beautiful picture occupies the entire page.

At the same time believe that the whole world is boiling, cursing, and swearing.

Hastily, hastily, hastily!

The Chinese cheated and cheated, it is unforgivable! Two consecutive jackpots!

damn it!

Although people in the Huaxia Alliance have three to ten chances, it is generally determined based on the location and citizenship status of citizens who are blatantly discriminatory. For example, the superhuman nobles in the system have nine times. For example, the aborigines and legal residents of Brother Abdominal’s hometown; the aborigines and legal citizens of Mashi, the highest ten times.

Everyone in the world except the Huaxia Alliance has only one chance. And it doesn't expire.

For example, African cannibal tribes who don't know anything about lottery draws, and it is difficult to find a way.

Regardless of these. The brain is back to being completely blank again, from a hair to the level of blankness, nothingness of any toenail.

Moreover, the tears flowed uncontrollably.

Zhao Guoming burst into tears: "This, this, this... I, I, I, you, you, you, you... Damn it!!!! I can't accept it!!!"

He was so annoyed that he wanted to kill himself.

why? Why did I go to... look in the fucking mirror just now.

You super narcissist!

devil!

You have a devil in your heart!

Devil of failure!

"Why don't you come?! I'm going to come in. Don't be doing H's things."

The owner of this voice opened the door and came in half a minute later.

Then this cousin, another cousin, has a relatively normal appearance and therefore a relatively good personality, and already has a cousin with a rather beautiful wife. Dumbfounded, they looked at the lucky ones in the family, the super hunk Zhao Guoming, and Comrade Guo Anthem were crying.

The background is the very valuable mangosteen bonsai in the old days, and many indoor plants that are not recognized at all. It grows extremely lush, almost touching the three-meter-high ceiling.

Surrounded by plants, the new-style computers that had never been turned off were turned off in pitch black today.

In this case, this cousin saw...

He'd never seen a man—oh. Even if the opponent is so strong, it is still, definitely a boy.

Well, he had never seen a boy who cried so painfully and looked complicated.

There were so many tears, I believe that the sum of all the tears I cried for my parents and girls in my life is definitely not as good as this time.

"... Well, there is no regret medicine to buy." The cousin shrugged.

He only had this kind of sympathy and pity for the first time.

Even though he had no idea what was going on. If he knew, he must be extremely sympathetic and compassionate...

Own.

Then Zhao Guoming will see this cousin, a man who can be regarded as a man, crying so much that his mother can't recognize him.

But it's not funny, much less fun. Because then I will stage a "Great Escape".

This kind of story. But there are new eternal legends on the land of China: family upheaval, husband and wife fighting. Pistols exchanged fire... It's really carbon-based monkeys who can't bear great happiness.

...

On the road, in the dim light, and in the wind before night when it was colder and felt exactly the same to him, Zhao Guoming had no time to praise his wise behavior of turning off the power of the computer with his toes before, while delivering food. , while walking in a hurry, he thought over and over again about his winning, the touching first prize.

Although he was heartbroken, in a short period of time, he had already copied the winning result in his heart as if printing it.

Soul ginseng fruit.

According to the "original words" of the abdominal muscle brother:

"Psychic ginseng fruit with 'eternal life, eternal health, mysterious spiritual power, mysterious great luck, handsome charm, and charming temperament'. You got it, if you are cruel enough, you can eat it, but not as good as wearing it on your body The profit is huge. If you wear it on your body and enter the spiritual world to take risks, you will gain many and long-term benefits. According to preliminary calculations by scientists, there are as many as 500 kinds of benefits. Such as luck, character, charm...too many Lah. At the same time, as long as you have it all the time, it will bring you eternal life, eternal health, great good luck... and other qualities in the real world. ——The original words of Brother Abs".

The key point of this first prize, Zhao Guoming was full of wisdom in an instant, as if he saw it clearly: he can't use it to get superhuman strength.

Spiritual world?

This is not something mysterious, superstitious, ridiculous, unrealistic, or unproven, something that Brother Abs said for the first time.

This is the country, and the mysterious world that elite superhumans are studying while probing.

Many of the latest posts provided by Brother Abs include pictures and texts about adventures in the spiritual world, as well as various classic graphic posts from mysterious people (universe), which illustrate the mysterious world of the spiritual world and other non-real worlds in a teaching way. .

Those worlds are just...awesome.

The most perfect work of art.

The most perfect masterpiece of the soul!

The most perfect and most terrifying nightmare masterpiece!

The most unbelievable, the most dumbfounding, the most touching wish, a masterpiece of art and music!

The spiritual world and so on make all the mystics on the earth scream: Sure enough, reality is not just so boring.

It also made all kinds of old-age practitioners, wanderers, and pilgrims on the land of China go crazy with excitement: the legendary mysterious world finally, finally opened the door for itself.

The era of abs is great!

But netizens, especially with the Internet information in such a completely authentic style, everyone quickly saw jokes one after another.

It’s true that the abs and the mysterious man have opened doors one after another. It seems that "Journey to the West" can be interpreted as a textbook for adventure in the spiritual world; it seems that the old American movie "Inception" can enter the dream world to seize the power of dreams.

It's so novel and awesome.

But now no one patronizes, sneering.

why?

It's very simple. Netizens think: No matter how good your fucking daydreaming is, what's the use of it?

It's like the parents who hoped for their children to become a dragon in the old days thought: No matter how good your mother is at playing competitive games, what's the use?

Of course, it is not so rude, arbitrary and ignorant to think now.

Play the game well, play the Dragon Armor Fairy, and earn tens of billions of RMB? Just a stroke of luck.

immortal? Hey, it's a piece of cake!

PS: The second update. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (m) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to m to read.)