Chapter 1503 There Is Wind and Frost (Crazy and Cool) the Second Is to Refresh Life

After He Ming wears shoes, for example, if he is more than two meters tall at the moment, it is also equivalent to between two meters. Due to their exceptionally strong physique, astonishingly wide shoulders and long arms, they are not very muscular monsters. For example, the European and American muscle monsters in the gyms of the old days have no human aesthetics and have long been eliminated.

The width of the human body will affect the judgment of height, just like the same height but the fat person in the bucket is always shorter than the thinner person in the bamboo pole; the man is always shorter than the woman, unless the woman is fat and the man is thinner than the bamboo pole.

Therefore, He Ming's height seems to be just right. It belongs to the standard "heroic" figure, which is a hot figure in the selection of men with abdominal muscles. However, there are many kinds of heroic figures, just like the figure of the dark king. There is also a sun god. The figure of the king, the figure of the king of Pharaoh, the figure of the Persian emperor, the figure of Emperor Alexander, Emperor Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Li Shimin the Great, Emperor Wu of Han and so on.

Although Alexander and Napoleon were comrades, all of them were short men.

And this is just an artistic processing, showing the temperament and charm of the king.

Ten mysterious objects that look like woodblock prints are generally the same and close in height. 170 cm to a maximum of 190 cm.

So He Ming stands on the left side of the first "woodblock print" from the left, and immediately presents a strong image of a super male model standing next to a billboard.

It's just that this "billboard" is too extraordinary, so wonderful.

It's just that this "super male model" is too unprofessional, with a lewd and moving face, like a gangster and a rusty bronze medalist looking at street beauties.

"The ten items that look like paintings on wood have a lot of origins. I worked hard to obtain a lot of treasures from an unfathomable demon ocean, and then processed them through art workers, and finally integrated many skills. It’s at least superhuman skills, and there are hundreds of skills in one painting.”

"This, the first woodcut is a wish woodblock painting called 'Valkyrie of Life'."

Every word of He Ming is not only listened to and analyzed by the human beings holding their breath, but also engraved in the hearts of women in the feeling of "ominous".

The intelligent creatures in the entire universe have been waiting for a long time, and there is no word left.

He Ming then introduced the whole wood panel painting. The speech is extremely fast, and the content is simple and uninteresting.

I saw a female warrior with the appearance of a Valkyrie against the background of green mountains and green waters. Holding a weapon like a scimitar mounted on a wooden handle spear, looking into the distance, majestic. But the strange thing is that his expression is quite sad, and his face is full of coldness. But it seems that I don't know how the abs brother is.

Just the lucky ones chatted through the joints, and all reached a consensus:

Not only is the Valkyrie looking at him, but more importantly, the Valkyrie seems to be coming from spring, without any coldness, all of them are full of vitality, all of them... Spring is staring at him.

The painting of the Valkyries is huge, beautiful and touching. Although it has the characteristics of ukiyo-e, it is not an extraordinary art that does not belong to the earth.

Just any unknown font. It's all... Brother Abdomyo's calligraphy at its peak, but it's also dull and dejected.

I believe that just being a calligrapher, I can't wait to die before a mere word.

Even if I watched it from the TV, it was too beautiful, too amazing, too awesome.

I feel that every line, especially the lines that form a circle, or the position that outlines a scene, all have extraordinary powers, or... worlds?

The female anchors at the scene had long been prepared to scream in shocking waves. Although they didn't understand it, it was really powerful.

The superhuman beings have repeatedly discovered countless incredible characteristics through various visions.

After combining He Ming's introduction, I suddenly felt a little "suddenly enlightened".

It turned out that the "skill" was used on this painting.

Hundreds of superhuman skills make up a painting?

Really... Does this mean that female practitioners of Hama Kungfu can still acquire "skills"?

...

One minute, the feeling you want is already in place, and there are still dozens of seconds left, He Ming speeds up and finishes the last paragraph: "Okay, there are still more than thirty seconds left, let's start right away, starting with the "Life" of the spring series Valkyries' began to practice. Spring is the bud of life, which is an important step to improve everyone's life in an all-round way, that is, physical fitness, physical fitness, and eliminate all diseases. Pregnant women who participated in this feast, your children can also get Perfect life enhancement."

Immediately, many pregnant women at the scene showed extremely happy expressions. No wonder Brother Abs asked pregnant women to come to participate, and he said it was for the children (in fact, he was also for himself). I didn't expect that it would have such amazing benefits for the children. .

Instead of being inside the scene, with pregnant women all over the planet, just watch while there's family, hubby on the side. Immediately, she became furious with her husband or boyfriend, and asked the other party to send herself to the scene even if she sold the chrysanthemum.

This is no longer my own business, but the number one event related to your male offspring being more perfect and genetically handsome!

"Not only that, but the most successful lucky ones will get more beautiful and moving skills than normal skills, all of which are suitable for women."

"and……"

He Ming smiled slightly, raised his thumb and said, "In each painting, at least 20 superhuman god skills are incorporated. The most powerful superhuman god power on this planet. Well, the countdown begins, five, Four, three...the last sentence: the stage is as big as the dream!"

Make the finger gesture of the famous image on the recruitment poster that America needs you, and roar out the last sentence in one breath, easily spreading the voice softly throughout at least the entire horse market.

In the second movement, He Ming placed his left hand on the first woodblock print, and raised a cloud of deep green light and flames, which looked like a fairy to humans on earth, and instantly engulfed the woodblock print...

"Go up!"

"The Tathagata is here."

"Oh my God."

The lucky ones at the scene, the countless fat women gasped suddenly, and finally, finally understood the awesomeness of this woodblock print.

Amidst the green light and green flames, the woodblock prints are like projections of movies. A huge light curtain over hundreds of meters is actually a light curtain composed of green and raging flames, which instantly looks strange and bizarre. But it also opened the door to a different world of transcendence and holiness.

Countless landscapes are presented in it. After the cruel scene of "Iron Horse Glacier Comes into Dreams", the sound of spring, which has no sound but is better than fairy sounds, can't wait to melt the Iron Horse Glacier. A Valkyrie walks out of the infinite spring and drives the spring like a horse Come out, wield a huge weapon and strike at the lucky ones.

Immediately, like blades criss-crossing, countless green lights swept across the scene. Everyone was watching the most realistic 3D movie, all kinds of embarrassment and all kinds of trembling and tension, but the next moment showed ecstasy.

Finally, finally dreamed of. The evolution of the most touching super life in the new era finally fell on me.

I never thought that the female version of Ha Toad Kung Fu is so simple, just like watching a movie!

It's no wonder that Brother Abs didn't explain the practice methods and key points, and he didn't prepare aphrodisiacs for women at all. I believe that the major manufacturers around the world are finally desperate at this moment. Give up the unrealistic dream of making a big deal and your company's stock soaring into the sky.

I saw the green light. The first batch of lucky ones enjoy all kinds of enjoyment with incomparable ecstasy. They all feel the power of life rushing towards their faces, entering from their noses, mouths, ears, and every pore in their bodies. Said that the veneer came over silently, showering himself in "life".

Smart people are sensitive because of fat women. It can be said that it has abandoned the attributes of big breasts and no brains, and beautiful women without brains. Even if fat women have IQ problems, their emotional intelligence is definitely at the top level in normal society.

"No wonder you have to wear it like this!" So he immediately thought about a few questions clearly, took off his military coat, and twisted his body desperately to welcome the spring.

"..."

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

It's not men who are cursing, but women all over the world, especially middle-aged aunts with bad tempers, and older women.

What are you kidding, bastard, in just a few seconds, the first batch of lucky ones will start... The scene will travel back to eighteen years old, and then stay eighteen years old?

Abs what the fuck are you doing? It's just the first woodblock print, are you fucking doing toad skills or upgrading Superman's life!

Ahhhhh!

What are you doing?

What about the female version of Ha Ma Gong?

Is this the female version of Ha Ma Gong?

Absolutely, no!

This is, the art of demons, humans should stay away from it.

And I don't go to hell, who goes to hell?

If I don't serve the people, who will serve the people?

Come on come on abs man!

...

Of course, as long as any insightful person maintains rationality, he will be able to understand clearly: the simple data of superhuman life is horrifying, how can it be so easy, and how can it be collectively upgraded to superhuman life?

However, a man of insight is not a "female" with insight. Women are naturally proficient in "unreasonable" skills, just like men are naturally proficient in pervert skills.

...

"Oh, oh, so touched, so touched!"

"Woooooh, the blood is hot, the blood is rushing like a waterfall, this is the most touching moment in my life."

"My old lady will turn from forty-five to fifteen."

"Forgive me for loving youth all my life but turning youth into a foodie! But, but; today, today, Brother Abs helps me return to eternal youth, and I am willing to continue...to be a foodie~"

The beauty of this kind of life evolution is reflected in the body, and the soul is really happy and enjoys it.

Many fat women look younger in an instant, which is really unbelievable in the old days.

More fat women began to sing and dance in groups, not like men. Toad kung fu collectively wowed, and looked at each other like gentlemen, but insidiously, secretly, and quickly looked at the crotch area of ​​​​other men, so as to judge their own innate success. index.

"Come on, come on. Give us the abs, bring the light, we're going to enjoy it oh oh oh."

The people behind couldn't wait any longer, and they were almost crushed like piles of meat mountains.

In fact, only the first batch, exactly 10,000 people, can get the real practice, and the other nineteen batches are all for the enjoyment of one life force.

This is because the full-power effect area of ​​a large number of power patterns is limited. If it is not for He Ming to force his own power... oh, it is to use the energy of a few cells in a hair to drive a "woodblock print", otherwise a normal life would need Face to face, enjoy eating alone.

This is also the first time that this kind of super secret treasure has appeared in the whole universe, and it is a completely new "normal application method".

ps: The second update.