Chapter 1502 Wind and Frost (Crazy and Cool) One Sees Surprise at Opening the Door

"what!"

"It turned out to be the art form of Ukiyo-e in our country."

"This is, this is the artistic style of Katsushika Hokusai, the great, successful and famous Ukiyo-e painter of our country, the creator of "Thirty-six Views of Mt. Fuji". It's amazing!"

Ten wooden boards the size of billboards had just seen the front of the situation. Less than five seconds later, countless netizens in Japan began to celebrate loudly, throwing flowers and praises.

Because the important objects on the wooden board are visual art creations similar to wooden prints, and the more important style of painting, that is, the form of visual art expression is close to Ukiyo-e, especially the famous Ukiyo-e paintings—that is, the famous Ukiyo-e landscape painter Ge Decorated in the style of Hokusai.

"Mingsho-e" is to satisfy the ancient world's thirst for famous mountains, waterfalls and ocean scenery due to traffic problems. It is impossible for the small Japanese people who cannot travel freely for a lifetime, such as Owari country.

Ukiyo-e, etc., in the real world, are the pride and source of money of Japan.

And the little Japan on the earth has long since thrown this ancient art into the trash can, creating fast-food comics all day long like creating street stall literature.

But monkeys on Earth can't be blamed either. The three elements of talent, energy, and time determine that it is impossible to create great works.

For example, the Thirty-Six Scenes of Mount Fuji, or the Erwang calligraphy in the Chinese world, a little "greatness" requires not only three elements, but also all of them. Like the ancient world, an environment of cultural and artistic fanaticism, and a special environment of spiritual cleanliness, And can only be created at the peak of genius.

It can be said to be the essence of art in the ancient world.

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"I just learned today what it means to be brazen." ——The anger of Chinese netizens.

"Go to hell." - The disdain of Smecta's netizens is extreme. Crying, beating and killing.

For Little Japan's screams, they were nothing more than excited screams. Not to mention the whole world, China and Smecta, one was contemptuous, and the other was super contemptuous.

Countless netizens are making troubles on various forums and websites in Japan. The Japanese who need to work are not at all the opponents of the netizens of the two countries who do not need to work.

Experts who are broadcasting live on TV stations around the world face inquiries from female anchors. It is generally believed that it is not Japanese Ukiyo-e,

Rather, it belongs to the very advanced art of printmaking of demons.

Indeed, this is He Ming (actually the central optical brain) spending a lot of time, employing the entire universe including Shanmeng, especially including all universes. Art forces and civilizations that specialize in the pursuit of art. A total of the top art masters were selected. In the end, more than 500 art masters were used according to a wood engraving, and the final processing was carried out by He Ming, which is also the most important processing:

For the power pattern based on the demigod standard, He Ming is based on the level of his own power. It is powerful enough to be placed on foreign objects—that is, to place a power potential on non-living objects.

The discovery of the power pattern has made He Ming use the power system a lot, so the female version of Ha Toad Kung Fu is actually based on a principle of "super evolution".

Otherwise, how can there be any absurd and wonderful events in the entire universe where extraordinary life and superhuman life can be achieved without hard work or without super energy and technology?

The process is through worship, through the connection of the power of desire. Combined with the super power pattern to form a resonance, then the effect equivalent to super evolution is born.

It's not that He Ming doesn't have women's toad skills, etc., on the contrary, completely opposite, he has too many such real magical skills.

But the problem is that he really understands it too well. It's not so much that monkeys don't love beauty and magical skills, it's better to say that monkeys are too low-level to pursue power.

And if it's like taking out Hama Gong to stimulate hormones through aphrodisiacs. Adding the mysterious power in the moonlight to enhance physical fitness on a large scale, especially the magical power of a certain word that repeatedly changes, it is better to directly take super medicines - but it is better to directly return the earth to the real world with super medicines.

After all, the properties of the two are exactly the same. After using the super drug, it is equivalent to enjoying the same cosmic civilization treatment in advance, which also means that the effect of the test field does not need to continue to exist at all: since you are immortal. What kind of feelings do you still talk about, "birth, old age, sickness, death, tragic experiment"?

What's more, super drugs need to be tailor-made, and some of the science and technology will be discovered soon: under the current situation, how do you get all the genes of all human beings, etc.? And then fucking serve Brother Abs?

Take out the relevant auto. Smart pharmaceutical equipment is not as good as the old saying above. Come back to Earth, you've lost your abs bro.

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A well-crafted painting in the universe is definitely not just art, He Ming laughed in his heart, he knew that people in the entire universe must be practicing related practices.

Because even if they were not there, the ten "woodblock prints" should be recognizable by now, with thousands of power patterns.

None of the power patterns are lower than demigods, ie superhuman ranks.

How... scary.

Brother Abs, who can conquer the universe with generosity, is placed on each "woodblock print"—one minute has passed, and the whole earth is still amazed, or the amazement has just begun. For coming out of uncanny jaw-dropping situations, or looking for dropped glasses and dentures. This is artists, etc., such as Japanese painters and cartoonists who have cried since then and no longer create fast food works——

And the whole universe has understood it, I can't believe it but I still understand it: at least each woodblock print has an average of twenty powerful power patterns of gods and demons!

so……

First of all, I understand why Brother Abs suddenly took away so many "skills".

Then, all adults in the universe, or citizens with normal mental abilities, all understand the plan of Brother Abdominal: the incredible Brother Abdominal uses the super power potential system brought by the power pattern to forcibly evolve his earth monkey them.

Mainly, only female monkeys. Men and transsexuals are not allowed, nor are transgenders.

Of course, the female monkey just thinks that this is "a wonderful female version of Hama Gong practice for losing fat, having super physical fitness and gaining super digestion power"!

It is like a blind man touching the edge of a jar of honey, eating honey from his finger and thinking it is extremely sweet.

Finally, what are you waiting for?

Since the stupid monkey doesn't know how to cherish a baby and how to love a person (a metaphor for superhuman life), why not take the lead?

Although it is not the scene, the citizens of the whole universe are very excited and confident: Although the power of desire will become weak through long distances, at least we can all secretly come outside the solar system, or in the solar system.

And we know what we're doing. Take the initiative to do it, and do it very smartly.

As for the imbecile monkeys, they thought they practiced a time-limited "Toad Kungfu".

It's a pleasure to be innocent.

...

He Ren'ai on his head saw countless laughter, and the cheers proving his "success" disappeared without a trace in an instant, and he immediately showed a puzzled expression. It's a pity that this moment won't be...

At least no carbon-based monkey plans to have a baby as cute and charming as he is at the moment.

Then he looked around in a daze and suddenly found the item that took away his demeanor. He flew over quickly. A few arrogant little pets rushed to guard the left and right, making nice voices and never forgetting to express "Master, I am very cute".

Fat Boy walked around to the front of the woodblock print.

Through the smart camera above, He Renai's expression was instantly captured by the whole city and the whole earth. And then the whole universe pays attention to it clearly.

"Do not do this."

The smart people in the universe have temporarily stopped all actions, scratching their hair and screaming.

Fat Zhengtai didn't say a word, a brightly colored bucket in the shape of a Garrincha machine gun magazine, but at least ten times the size appeared on Fat Shuo's right hand. There are twenty deep holes like magazines.

The smart camera moves closer to the lens according to the smart program, and immediately takes a close-up shot. Immediately, there were also screamers at the scene.

It is full of various colorful dyes.

And used it many, many times, resulting in various dyes that look like... a kid's dye bucket.

What does he want to do?

Fat Zhengtai grabbed the void with his chubby left hand, and a huge paintbrush that could be retired by Ma Liang appeared. The crystal is the pen holder, and the perfect vellus hair is the pen tip.

The whole world and the whole universe held their breath completely, and their eyes widened: "What do you want, what do you want?"

It was too late to say that it was too late, and without a word, none of the Superman guards reacted. He Ren'ai grabbed the pen and glanced at the dye barrel, then poked it into the three grooves, then poked his mouth, and painted on the third "woodblock print" from the left in front of his eyes.

Speed ​​is ruthless.

The speed is decisive and wise.

Earth was dumbfounded. The entire universe screamed, because everyone knows that the second generation of Abs, that is, human stupid monkeys, all like to smear.

All the famous paintings in Brother Abdominal's planet mansion are beyond recognition. Of course, under that kind of protection mechanism, the second generations are actually painted on an ultra-small dense material film that can only be seen clearly on purpose.

Of course it looks like humans on Earth. This famous painting was completely destroyed.

At this moment, it is obvious that this kind of woodblock print should not have a protection mechanism-this is not a painting.

At this moment, many superhuman beings looked at brother abs, but brother abs didn't move, the superman could only howl in his heart: he stepped forward to stop the second generation master? It's not a question of courage, but a question of strength. The second generation master is getting stronger and stronger now, except for a few who can't be stopped at all, just like where the little sun is, you are just the moon.

Go forward, and then get shitted by the little fat boy on the live broadcast of the whole world?

What are you kidding!

In a very short time, before He Renai wrote, Chen Ziqi immediately became the focus of attention, but she was still "indifferent", just like He Ming.

Although she spent a short time with the second generation and didn't appreciate each other very much, she knew that the second generation of brother abs had a higher status than brother abs.

So she went to stop it, afraid that the sun would officially rise, and she would lose the best job on earth—in fact, the best job in the universe.

...

He Ren'ai didn't succeed, and used red, blue, and khaki paintbrushes to paint heavily on a light curtain that immediately popped up...

...

"Ooh!"

A minute later, Fat Zhengtai let out a dull, loud cry that the largest mammal on earth, a blue whale, can retire like a cosmic manatee—he still doesn't know how to control the body functions that gradually have a powerful life level of gods and demons.

And grabbed Brother Abdominal's head, just to make the omnipotent father take off the light curtain.

He Ming automatically popped up a tiny and beautiful aura-like light curtain, which used a force field to control He Renai's voice in a half-moon-shaped basketball court-sized area near him.

Within this range, all superhuman beings including Chen Ziqi can feel the original sound.

Many Kings of Superman were delighted in their hearts: Fortunately, they didn't step forward, otherwise they would be able to shit even if they were yelled at with all their strength.

Unless Brother Abdomo used to have the peak power of gods and demons, no matter how brave ordinary gods and demons are, they will not be able to fight against the spiritual intimidation of powerful gods and demons, etc., etc.

Of course, people on earth can also feel the power of it. For example, in this area, the ground is good for a short time, or wait for a while to observe, and watch TV but find that it has become the shape of flour.

Brother Abs and others are actually suspended on the ground, and they don't exert any weight on the ground at all.

It's like a fly on flour, only without Superman going on: rub hands, smile lewdly, eat.

"Here you are, play well."

He Ming stretched out his left hand from his broad right shoulder, like a spiderman popping out a silk web, a clean pale wooden board as big as a floor popped out, and immediately stood on the passageway with very limited space.

Turn the core area and the important passage of the staff into a temporary studio for the little fat boy.

Suddenly a large shadow enveloped some lucky ones, until the next moment the smart lighting immediately flew to change the angle.

Light up people and planks.

I saw beautiful lines on this clean and pale board, and Chinese characters in various colors on it, indicating what is best to paint here.

Humans on Earth who have a certain degree of visual art accomplishment and knowledge can also see in a short period of time that it is a classic classical painting.

Such an excellent draft, a quasi-famous painting that can become a treasure of a country with a little manipulation, immediately became a mecca of graffiti for a little fat boy under the noses of the whole world.

It solved that He Ren'ai was temporarily aroused, and although he was very disdainful, his parents' feelings were such a strange art fanaticism.

Because he is too smart, He Ming understands after further thinking that the ambivalence between himself and some parents in the real world is due to his disdain, thinking and knowing that there is no future, and it is difficult for Changsheng to touch the edge of "success". The amount of work on the earth, such as painting, can fill the earth, and the water can dry at least one Pacific Ocean.

But the children are also very happy to play with themselves. After all, at least they have not pursued the entertainment that has the largest number of people and the largest scale in the stupid monkey world. It has appeared since ancient times, but there is no sign of being eliminated, but it is even more popular.

The number one entertainment between heaven and earth: mating.

Pronounced: 啪啪啪啪啪啪.

Of course foreplay may be very complicated, such as:

"have you eaten?"

"not yet."

"let's talk?"

"Sorry, I'm going to eat."

"hehe. "

...

"Okay, it's time to start, please allow me to make an introduction to the people of the world."

Sensing that the time has entered a three-minute countdown, He Ming stepped forward. In fact, he floated tens of meters like a light skill, and came to the first woodblock print from the left. The nearest lucky person, including the first lucky person, immediately Less than three meters away.

The collective reaction of the lucky ones is like a baby bird sitting on the ground obediently, but always remembering to fight for food.

It can be said to be as quiet as a virgin and move like thunder.

What's the point? If, for example, there is cervical spondylosis - the new era can still retain cervical spondylosis.

So now I believe that it is instantly cured: because the neck is pulled to the swan neck level of the most touching standard beauty in life.

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