Chapter 1491 Some Cry and Others Howl (Part 2)
at the same time.
A round of red sun in winter is still trying its best to render the moving natural beauty of the new era to the sky and the sky in the last remaining heat of today, with colorful and colorful colors. Every day is beautiful.
The sunset glows on the beautiful hills that have been transformed by the "Natural Legion". The once poor mountains and rivers are now a fairyland on earth.
Zhao Guoming rushed through the Chinese classical villa in one breath, but there was a European-style plantation-like courtyard in it. This is not good but not bad marble and some particularly thick purple-red vines. The grapes have climbed over and covered the new white rope mesh above the head, forming a leisure courtyard with plantation scenery.
Today, from the inside of the big villa to the plantation-style courtyard, wherever there is considerable open space, from near the gate to the half-acre square, the temporarily cleared vegetable plots of the big villa are filled with at least two hundred large wine tables.
Zhao Guoming is now in charge of placing dishes, chopsticks, and drinks for a total of 200 large dining tables.
He is so busy that he can't do anything.
Because it is not only "unacceptably expensive" to hire relevant chefs and banquet workers, but even if you want to find them, you can't find them.
In terms of business, it is a small problem that a worker feels dissatisfied with his compensation, and the funder is even more dissatisfied, so a transaction cannot be established.
I can't help it, how can there be a... pauper in China who is worth less than 100,000 RMB?
Then why would he rush around for a mere few hundred dollars a day?
God is so pitiful, if I live a year longer, I will lose 60,000 RMB in vain income.
And the related benefits will definitely get higher and higher, and it doesn't matter if the government is corrupt. Because... poor people have abs! The Ultraman of communist society.
This is the Zhao family in Xiao'an Village with a population of 178, celebrating the birthday of the third grandma of the Zhao family.
correct. This is the third grandma's birthday this year alone.
This is precisely to imitate the various new festivals of the new era. For example, through the first demon game, it was discovered that in ancient times, at the age of 75, Zhao's grandma had different birthdays.
These festivals, etc., have been popularized by smart people who take genius brain pills and then promote them from the unshakable moral and ethical commanding heights.
So since the new era,
Everywhere in the land of China, guests are invited to dinner, to eat, to eat, to eat...
So lots and lots of digestion at its peak. And the daily calorie consumption is also at the peak of young people, less than a year has become a pathetic potbellied little fat man.
Hundreds of members of Zhao Guoming's family have become fat, even though they used to be thin and strong farmers.
So there is no way, most of the coolies fall on this grandson, a 15-year-old absolute child laborer, Zhao Guoming, who used to use the name Zhao Guoguang.
The reason why the name was changed half a year ago. Without him, it is the spread of relevant mysterious knowledge, the spread of various superstitious stories, and...
Anyway, the name of brother abs has become the most used name.
You can't change your surname, because your father will kill you; changing your name is easy. Simple and easy.
Although he is only fifteen years old, even though he was only 1.6 meters before the Chinese New Year today, and at most forty kilograms, even though he does work today. I believe that ten heroes who can be selected into the Water Margin Liangshan Park can be exhausted...
But Zhao Guoming still walked fast like the wind, with boundless energy. During the transportation, he was as light as a butterfly and dodged a former country bumpkin with a potbellied face and an arrogant expression. The upstart now. Every one of them should carry at least three kilograms of comprehensive gold.
Country bumpkins can only consume and love gold. Others, such as diamonds?
Brother Abs, even if you get a famous diamond handed down from generation to generation, you can only watch it with a sneaky smile, bring it out and hold at least seven banquets a week on average?
It will pollute famous diamonds.
What's more, this kind of dinner party is too much. The highest frequency, such as the unavoidable birthday party, death party, etc., is at least fourteen times a week.
And even in a small village, unless you want to be a "lonely person", you have to have a birthday banquet at noon, pretending to be enthusiastic and unrestrained to a chubby kid, but have a dead person's feast at night. At least "gloriously left the earth" for more than ten years, you can't recognize the guy at all, and he is so stupid that he can use "a farmer for a lifetime" to describe his glorious deeds simply and correctly, for silent mourning and remembrance.
Then eat, drink and have fun, playing mahjong and playing cards until late at night.
The next day I didn't eat breakfast and slept until noon, and began to repeat the same life.
Until I want to hold various banquets, such as moving into a new house.
Two of them weighed 120 kilograms, and one weighed 60 kilograms; a young man in the family who had been in the society but had nothing to do, that is, a gangster, now wanted to photograph Zhao's grandma, that is, my grandmother and Zhao The third grandma of Guoming flattered her, so she bought a bottle of ocean wine worth 3,666 yuan.
By the way, Zhao Guoming will be responsible for the "major task" of pouring the wine later.
After all, no matter how good wine is for ordinary people, it is impossible for ordinary people to consume a mere... six kilograms of such foreign wine.
It is even more impossible to lift up and pour wine.
Without slowing down, Zhao Guoming put two large wines on the most important big wine table, which happened to be leaning against a beautifully carved marble pillar.
Afterwards, his back didn't hurt and his legs didn't feel sore, he ran wildly and continued to work.
She used to be very diligent. Walking a few kilometers of mountain roads was a daily routine. She was also a younger sister who had to go. After almost a year in the new era of Brother Abdominal, she has changed a lot. , but an absolute overnutrition, in the old days belonged to the real and realistic Bai Fumei.
Diaosi thinks that a beautiful woman like sister Zhiling is called Bai Fumei, but she is completely wrong.
Just as tall, handsome and rich, he actually looks quite... It's a pity.
It's a pity that Bai Fumei has at least a body tonnage.
And those charming girls with white and slender legs sitting in BMW cars. Most of them are not Bai Fumei but Bai Fumei's father's mistress, and the girl who is a young model in the stage.
But in reality, Bai Fumei and Gao Shuaifu.
"Fu" is something that Diaosi will definitely be satisfied with for the rest of his life, especially satisfied.
"Brother Guo. Serving the people like this."
Fat girl, real fat girl. Blocking Zhao Guoming's way, he spoke in a slurred and frivolous manner.
Zhao Guoming glanced at it. The fat sister, little comrade, was not introverted or considerate in the past. Now she ate a pack of devil melon seeds with her mouth and spit out the melon seeds without hesitation. Anyway, I don't need her to sweep the floor, a simple sweeping robot. Such as cartoon-style buckets, bought a long time ago.
Zhao Guoming casually pursed his lips and smiled slightly: "Well, what do you want to say? Don't get in the way if you have nothing to do. Also, please don't use a more arrogant attitude to talk to your own brother. Your eldest brother."
Brother Abdominal's name, Ming, also means "brother" among the people, especially on the Internet.
In this way, Zhao Guoming is Zhao Guo's "brother".
certainly. Because of the rudeness of the unqualified people, who do not know how to respect others is to respect themselves.
Therefore, Guoge is actually called the national anthem.
Zhao Guoming heard it, or thought that the younger sister's attitude should be inclined to the rude and joking title.
And this kind of brain-dead person has never considered whether the person wants to accept it or not.
How stupid to make enemies at will.
This is also the truth of human society, "great men" like Brother Abdominal. Great attitude; mortals like rednecks with no qualities.
"Hmph, what are you so proud of?"
The third child and the third sister spit out a word in contempt, and then spit out a mouthful of melon seeds like a shotgun. Among them are the devil melon seeds that are not surpassed.
Zhao Guoming shook his head, ready to leave. This sister is already excited. He didn't want to "fight" with each other.
Parents and elders must teach themselves severely.
Why? You are the older brother, so you are wrong.
What's more, Fatty is a strange shape and a monster in the eyes of the opposite sex of the same age.
But in the eyes of his elders, he is a winner in life.
Love can change attitudes about appearance.
Like hormones, the desire to mate fixes the pursuit of physical appearance.
"Leaving?"
The fat sister said, but her eyes flashed quickly, and she looked at the physique of her biological elder brother, and suddenly became...
This moment, today, this winter. Zhao Guoming is located in the cold southern region, especially in the rural areas under the cold mountains, especially the "Natural Legion", that is, the Siberian natural transformation army, which has at least completely changed southern China, from the magical capital of Songjiang to the territory of the former Vietnam, polluting rivers, The barren land is restored to the original rivers and forests, and it is protected according to the law at a high level, which is sacred and inviolable.
At the same time, Siberia was transformed, causing the whole world to become colder. In particular, the cold energy of Siberia spread to the land of China, especially to the southern land until it became a super-large-scale cold current affecting the whole world.
So in this big winter, ordinary places have ancient cold weather.
But Zhao Guoming not only wore a spring long-sleeved cotton padded jacket - the value of the clothes is made of new materials, so the value is at the level of 50 yuan. Don't think that it is very simple and very "hillies". This kind of clothes used to be the underwear of astronauts in the old days.
In reality, five yuan can also buy a piece of clothing with absolute quality assurance. The spending power of the renminbi makes the US dollar and the euro in the old era can only kneel and lick.
Moreover, he was steaming all over his body, and under his close-fitting clothes, he perfectly, even horribly, displayed a high level of "energy" and "male maleness".
Although he is only fifteen years old, he is at most just a young man.
But the good thing that Zhao Guoming went to school overnight in a town near Mashi made him become...a practitioner of Hama Gong.
Now he is a master of Toad Kung Fu, and no matter how he practices, he has reached the peak state. According to the most scientific relevant and countless data, he can train at least once in two weeks to maintain the peak state.
Especially for Zhao Guoming's young age.
Zhao Guoming glanced at it, and the fat girl immediately felt a little unnatural, then turned around and walked all the way.
He suddenly smiled.
The gaze of the third younger sister just now was a more complicated one. The eyes were particularly helpless, regretful, jealous, envious, etc., and so on.
He knows and already deeply enjoys this kind of different eyes.
Those esoteric, cryptic, scheming, sincere, moving, captivating messages.
Just like himself, he also enjoys and appreciates himself.
His sister walked away, and there was no one around. He immediately looked down, revealing a row of white and strong teeth, and a happy smile on the tough skin of the face.
Look, just two arms and a body. Using the great superhero, the first superman, our god, the first devil game that Brother Abdominal brought out to serve the people, and it is also an artifact for himself, his partners, and netizens to completely abandon their studies.
From this, it can be compared immediately: in the old North American region, it was mainly a beacon of democracy, the world's number one gold medalist, a country that regards muscles as life and the source of all "happiness", and the strongest among them is the top American football player ,Too……
Any top athlete sees himself, me, Zhao Guoming will also...
"Kneel down! He cried and said: You Chinese are not the sick men of East Asia. He cried and said that we are the sick men of North America."
Ha ha! Zhao Guoming continued to serve the... family with a "moving" smile all the way.
The coolie has to do as much as his ability.
This is an unchanging truth since ancient times.
...
The "sick man of East Asia" is actually an American invention, and it was first applied to... little Japan.
Interestingly, it seems that He Ming once despised the arrogant people who said "reptiles" in Little Japan. But once he made his fortune and came to power, he turned around and had no choice but to say to other nations: The sick man of East Asia!
(this crawler)!
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