Chapter 197: A Foreign Name
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Zhang Zian couldn't understand why, but Lao Cha said: "Xing Hai stopped it just now, but because this one will conflict with His Majesty Fei Na?"
Xinghai nodded, "It doesn't know how to play hide and seek."
"No wonder." Old Cha knew it clearly. During these days spent with Fina, it has already understood Fina's temperament, and that cheap-mouthed interpreter bird is likely to provoke someone it can't afford.
Zhang Zian still didn't know why, but he had no objection after watching Old Tea, so he took out his phone and started the "Pet Hunter" game.
[Navigation Wizard]: Welcome home! Adventurer of claim to fame!
[Navigation Wizard]: No pains, no gains, more exciting adventures are ahead.
The virtual elf column was occupied by the gray-white interpreter bird.
[Game Tips]: Pet Attributes
[Common name]: Xieyu bird
【Rarity】: Elite
[Features]: The world has never heard of birds interpreting language, all because they do not understand the meaning
[Origin]: Unlocked
[real name]: not unlocked
He aimed at an open space and clicked "Release".
"Gah!" The bird almost fell headlong to the ground.
"What's the matter? Which grandson brought me here? What do you want to do? Steal money? Steal sex?"
It struggled and flopped a few times in the air, and found that it couldn't escape, so its eyes fell on Zhang Zian, and then turned its black eyes to look at Xinghai and Laocha.
"Gah! It turned out to be a fool and two stupid cats!"
How cultivated old tea is, self-denying others, not arguing with it, just sipping tea and laughing without saying a word, knowing what kind of future Xinghai saw just now——If Fei Na was present, this cheap-mouthed Xieyuniao couldn't avoid blood spattering for seven steps.
Xinghai wasn't angry either, he tilted his head and stared at it curiously.
Zhang Zian couldn't bear it, pointed at it and said, "Who are you calling an idiot or a stupid cat?"
"In front of my uncle, you are all idiots!"
The Xieyu bird circled around the roof and found that instead of being able to fly upwards, there seemed to be an invisible air wall preventing it from leaving, east, west, north, south.
Zhang Zian watched it fly around like a headless chicken, and felt amused in his heart, "Don't bother, you won't be able to escape."
"Damn! What kind of witchcraft is this! You idiot-looking idiot, stop laughing there!"
The Xieyu bird flapped its wings and landed on the table, and Laocha stretched out a cat's claw to cover his teacup, preventing the dust and powder feathers from falling into the teacup.
"I haven't settled the score with you yet! Let me lose such a big person in class!" Zhang Zian said.
The Xieyu bird sticks out its sharp tongue, as if mocking him, "Obviously you are stupid!"
It tilted its head and saw the sweet-scented osmanthus in the vase next to it, opened its mouth and took one, chewed and swallowed it into its stomach, "Gah! The taste is not bad!" followed by another mouthful.
"That's not for you!" Zhang Zian was annoyed and funny.
"Stingy! It doesn't matter if you're an idiot, you're all idiots anyway, but if you're an idiot and stingy, there's nothing you can do!" Xie Yuniao ate the sweet-scented osmanthus one after another, and soon ate the bouquet until only the branches and leaves remained.
"Hello! I'm Xinghai!" Xinghai raised a paw to greet it, "Want to play hide-and-seek together?"
"Quack! What the hell is hide-and-seek! I don't play that kind of child's game!" Xie Yuniao yelled.
Xinghai didn't feel sorry, "It's fine if you don't play, anyway, if you play badly, you will be caught immediately."
"Gah?" Xie Yuniao was confused.
Zhang Zian couldn't stand it anymore, "Hey! Everyone has already reported their names, you guys have to introduce yourself too, right?"
"Self-introduction?" Xie Yuniao looked at him and Lao Cha, "Okay, but you guys come first, I'll hear your names first."
Old Cha chuckled, "Old Tea."
"Cut! This name is filthy!" Xie Yuniao immediately taunted,
Seeing that Lao Cha was unmoved by favor and disgrace, he could only turn to Zhang Zian again, "What's your name, idiot?"
Zhang Zian persuaded: "My name is Zhang Zian. Also, you guys should be careful with what you say. Our good temper does not mean that others have a good temper. If you talk like this again, you will be beaten to death."
"Quack! Your name is more rustic!" Xie Yuniao rolled his eyes disapprovingly, "How about this, my uncle is in a good mood today, so I will give you a foreign name!"
"A foreign name?"
"That's right, I will give you an English name to be in line with international standards."
Zhang Zian saw that it was looking like a mouse, and knew that it was playing tricks again, so he said, "That's fine, tell me."
The interpreter bird shook his head and said, "Well, my uncle thought of a good name for you—how about Jeff Richardson?"
"Damn!" Zhang Zian scolded immediately, "Don't think I can't hear this filthy homonym!"
The Xieyu Bird opened its mouth wide in surprise, "You idiot actually heard it?"
Zhang Zian pointed at it, "Then I'll give you an English name too—how about Richard Jefferson?"
Xie Yuniao was stunned, and said with some surprise: "You are very interesting! Maybe you are a little smarter than others? It has been a long time since anyone has been able to talk to me like this! Well, as you wish, I will It's Richard Jeffson. Hello, Jeff!"
"It's just right, I haven't met an opponent who can fight me fairly for a long time! Hello, Richard!"
Zhang Zian and Xie Yuniao stared at each other with big eyes, and after a while they laughed knowingly at the same time, laughing so that Xinghai and Laocha were dumbfounded.
"If that's the case, I won't leave now." Xie Yuniao jumped on the table a few times, saw the water in Xinghai's teacup, bowed his head unceremoniously and drank it.
Zhang Zian saw that this guy was really familiar, and he didn't know what politeness is, so he reminded: "I said Jeff, in fact, I have a cat here, named Fina. You'd better restrain yourself when you see it. Don't force yourself."
The Xieyu bird shook off the water droplets from its beak, and shouted arrogantly: "Another cat? Tell you, Richard, the thing I fear most in my life is cats. Those stupid cats want to pounce on me when they see me, but None of them can attack me, it's ridiculous..."
The old tea quietly drank the tea in the cup, stretched out its steel-like sharp claws, and flicked lightly on a small piece of sweet-scented osmanthus petal beside the teacup. The residual petals whirled and shot out, and the calcium carbide flame hit the Xieyu bird's buttocks.
Xie Yuniao was talking nonsense with his back to the old tea, and suddenly felt the chrysanthemum tighten!
"quack!"
Its eyeballs were wide open, and it was so painful that it almost fell off the table.
"Don't underestimate the heroes of the world." Old Cha said casually, shook his coat, and jumped off the chair, "Zian, I'm going down first."
The bird's beak opened and closed, and Zhang Zian persuaded: "So, be careful, it's not only the chrysanthemum that won't be saved next time, it might be your life."
Xieyu Bird said a little shyly: "It feels... the door to a new world has opened..."
Zhang Zian was speechless.