Chapter 199: 0 Miles of Marriage and 1 Bird Lead

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Zhang Zian was completely speechless in front of the Jieyuniao, who was acting like a cat. He couldn't afford to offend Feina, so he could only give Richard a resentful look, and threw the mop aside.

Xie Yuniao was very proud to see that the scheme had succeeded.

"Master Cha, you have been watching, you want to testify for me!" Zhang Zian asked Lao Cha for help.

Old Cha said in a difficult way: "What does Zian want me to prove?"

"Proof it's a bitch!" he said, pointing at Richard.

"This..." Old Cha pondered, "Maybe it was a joke yesterday?"

"Even if it was a joke yesterday, isn't today's obscene poetry a joke?"

Old Cha smiled bitterly, "I don't understand, I just think the combination of those poems is very strange. I don't know why Zi'an thinks they are obscene poems?"

"This..." Zhang Zian was dumbfounded, he didn't explain it!

At noon on the day of hoeing, Qingming Shanghetu, compound grass coral, hematopoietic stem cells... These things can be understood by modern Chinese people as soon as they hear them, but it is normal for old tea to understand, and it is also very common for Fina not to understand. Normal, how to explain? If he really explained it, I'm afraid his image in the eyes of Fei Na and Lao Cha would be completely destroyed... Although it's probably not much better now!

Seeing that Zhang Zian was embarrassed, Richard immediately said arrogantly: "Your Majesty! Did you see that? This guy is just slandering me! Once he asks for evidence, he can't tell! According to my opinion, I should drive him away from God quickly." The palace is wonderful!"

Depend on! Did you push your nose on your face? He actually called himself a "weichen"? You are a bird, do you want to surrender so soon?

Although Fei Na was very fond of its flattery, her face darkened when she heard the words, and said: "That's unnecessary, if he is driven away, who will take care of my daily life?"

Richard wanted to say something more, but Fina jumped up, jumped onto the highest cat climbing frame, and said condescendingly: "Okay, hurry up and prepare breakfast for me, I'm almost starving to death."

"Hehe." Zhang Zian stroked his arms and rolled up his sleeves, "Your backer is gone, how do you play now?"

Richard didn't know why Fina suddenly turned his back on him, but he knew that he must have flattered the horse's leg, his little black eyes rolled, and he decided that the hero would not suffer the immediate loss.

"wait!"

Zhang Zian stood still, "You want to beg for mercy?"

"No! This uncle will not beg for mercy!" Richard said sternly, "But this uncle can provide you with an opportunity to exchange at equal value!"

Zhang Zian couldn't help laughing, "What do you have in exchange? Let's talk about it first, if you dare to exchange it with bird shit, I'll beat you out of shit!"

"Hehe! Superficial! Naive!" Richard stood proudly, "I can help you get out of the order!"

"Huh?" Zhang Zian's knees softened, and he almost knelt down!

"Are you a so-called single dog?" Richard looked at him contemptuously, "Do you want to get out of the singles?"

"Think!" Zhang Zian replied honestly.

"That's good, follow me, I guarantee you can get out of the order!"

"You wait for me too!" Zhang Zian is not so easy to be deceived, "You are a mere rotten bird, how can you say that you can help me get out of the order?"

Richard laughed loudly, "Quack! Haven't you heard a word? A thousand miles of marriage leads to a bird!"

Fuck! A bird lead?

Zhang Zian wondered if his brain was broken, why did he always feel dirty listening to Richard?

Richard whimpered, "And, there may be more than one girlfriend."

"Huh?" Zhang Zian almost knelt down again.

"What the hell is more than one girlfriend? Is it what I think?" He asked excitedly.

Richard smiled lewdly and said, "Hey, Sao Nian, do you want to try the blessing of being equal?"

"I want to! I want to dream!" Zhang Zian couldn't care less about the collapse of his image, so he answered truthfully.

"That's good, my uncle can make your wish come true." Richard said confidently.

"How to achieve it?"

Richard looked him up and down,

"My uncle thinks your appearance is not bad, at least you won't scare people in the dark."

It raised its head and glanced around the shop again, "This shop is yours? That's considered rich."

Zhang Zian looked confused, "What exactly do you want to say?"

"Look, you are not ugly, you have some money, and you have a foreign name of 'Jeff', why can't you find a girlfriend?" Richard earnestly taught.

"Wait, you're so weak, don't take it for granted!" Zhang Zian complained, "You didn't just pick up the name Jeff!"

"What does it matter? Jeff Richardson is such a nice name! In addition, according to my observations from all over the world, ugliness and poverty have nothing to do with each other. Eloquent teeth, do you have any?" It flapped its wings and flew up, landing on an empty display case in front of Zhang Zian.

"This...seems like there really isn't one." Zhang Zian took a moment to react, "Wait, what the hell is a boy? What am I doing to please a boy?"

Richard looked at him contemptuously, as if looking at someone from another dimension, "Don't you know? There is true love between the same sex, and only offspring between the opposite sex! This earth is already so crowded, even for For the sake of future generations, you have to make sacrifices!"

"Why should I sacrifice? I don't want to sacrifice for other people's offspring! Besides, the country still encourages having a second child, and I don't even have one! I just promised to help me find a girlfriend, but why did it become Have a boyfriend?" Zhang Zian was almost driven crazy by it, always feeling that it was leading him astray.

Jeff opened his mouth in surprise, "The girlfriend I mentioned is actually 0."

Zhang Zian understood in seconds, but wished he didn't understand at all.

At this moment, the shutter door was knocked several times.

"Is Master Zhang there?" It was Uncle Li's voice.

Fina was originally quite annoyed by the chatter between Zhang Zian and Xieyuniao, so she lay down on the cat climbing frame and covered her ears with her cat's paws. When she heard the sound, she immediately stood up and said to be precise, didn't she hear the sound? , but smell something.

After a while, the old tea who was watching the morning news in the corner of the shop also smelled it.

Zhang Zian gestured to Richard to shut up, and went to open the rolling door.

Uncle Li held a large handful of mouth-watering hot skewers in his hand, and waited at the door with a smile on his face. When he saw Zhang Zian, he handed over the skewers, "Master Zhang, this is what our old couple just baked and brought." Yes, let's eat it while it's hot."

Zhang Zian told them to deliver skewers at night, but they didn't expect that they would even deliver them in the morning. If you know that they sell breakfast in the morning, they made these skewers specially for him.

"Why are you so embarrassed? Wait a minute, I'll get you the money." Zhang Zian took the skewers, but his hands were all occupied, and he couldn't take out the money at all.

"No hurry, no hurry, I'll go back first, my wife is still busy." Uncle Li smiled and waved away.

Zhang Zian greeted: "Fina, Mr. Cha, come and eat while it's hot, don't wait until it's cold."

Richard stared at the skewers and said excitedly: "Jeff, do you think of these skewered meats when you see them? It's like connecting everyone with sticks..."

"shut up!"

Zhang Zian confirmed his suspicions, this guy is not only dirty, but also base!