Chapter 233 English Slag

Early the next morning.

It was getting darker and later, although Zhang Zian was reluctant to leave the bed, Zhang Zian squirmed on the bed for a long time, he got up on time, sat on the edge of the bed, yawned, and put on his coat leisurely.

In the dim bedroom, a pair of blue eyes suddenly lit up, staring at him with murderous intent.

Fuck! The dazed Zhang Zian was really taken aback, a thin layer of cold sweat broke out on his back, he almost called for help, thinking what kind of monster this is!

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a snow lion, grinning at him, shaking its sharp fangs as a threat. Zhang Zian understood it from its movements and expressions. Its meaning was: Smelly man, please take it easy on my old lady. If you disturb His Majesty's rest, my old lady will castrate you!

When sleeping last night, Snow Lion wanted to be with Fina no matter what, even if Fina didn't let it go to her princess bed, it would rather lie under the bed and be with Fina.

Reasonably speaking, Zhang Zian is very reluctant to let it enter the bedroom, because it is very dangerous. Let such a lace cat who hates men so much and keeps saying that he wants to castrate him to sleep in the same room, but with Fina, it is not necessary. Act rashly?

At this time, the Snow Lion had a blanket under his body, snuggling close to Feina's princess bed, staring at Zhang Zian vigilantly, like a loyal shepherd dog.

At first, he was worried about whether it would be frozen, but he knew that he didn't need to worry when he saw its long snow-like fur that could hide eggs. Besides, this guy was so enthusiastic, it would be good if he could cool it down.

Zhang Zian didn't want to cause trouble, so he tiptoed into the bathroom to wash up.

When he came out of the bathroom, he knocked and saw that Fina was awake, stretched herself and pulled the curtain of the princess bed.

"Your Majesty the Queen won't be sleeping for a while longer? With my servant here, I guarantee that no one will dare to disturb your rest!" Snow Lion immediately approached obsequiously to express his loyalty.

"No need. If I can't afford to sleep too much, wouldn't it make mere mortals laugh at me?" Fei Na gave Zhang Zian a sideways look.

Zhang Zian said, your yawning and pretending is not convincing at all, and besides, don't you have to sleep all day after breakfast?

But he was just thinking about it in his heart, not stupid enough to speak out.

When Zhang Zian came downstairs, Xinghai and Laocha had already woken up. Richard grabbed onto the metal crossbar of the floor-to-ceiling glass door. When he saw him walking down the stairs, he cleared his throat impatiently, and said:

"Gaga! Waking_up_is_the_!"

Lao Cha and Xing were so confused that they didn't understand the hidden meaning of this sentence at all.

Zhang Zian pointed at it, "Did you think you can't understand me if you swear in English?"

I scolded the neighbor next door, the Chinese puns are not enough for it to toss, and now it is changed to English puns?

Richard raised a wing and pointed at him, pretending to be surprised and shouting: "Gah? Aren't you an English idiot, Jeff? You acted like an English idiot yesterday!"

Zhang Zian defended: "At any rate, I have passed CET-4. How could I be an English idiot? The reason for my poor performance yesterday was because of that word."

"." Richard said.

"That's right, because this word is too hard to pronounce. Really, they couldn't make up this word to deliberately punish me, right? I don't read much, so don't fool me!" He said indignantly.

Richard covered his face with his wings, "I really can't help you, you idiot. It is a combination of the two roots psitta and cosis. psitta means parrot, and cosis means disease. Together, it means psittacosis, which is completely in line with English. The rules of word making, even if you think about it with your ass, it is impossible to make it up? Jeff, you are so ignorant that you are so ignorant, it really makes me ashamed, don’t you feel ashamed in front of those two people? ?”

Zhang Zian almost knelt down, how many Chinese can understand this shit? Is it true that every Chinese has passed the English eighth exam?

"I can't compare with the two of them." He defended himself forcefully,

"One of them is a veterinarian who reads English literature all day long, and the other is a sea turtle who has drunk foreign ink abroad, and I am just a pet shop owner. I have learned English before but almost forgot it!"

"Quack, you don't have to underestimate yourself. Even if your English level is 1, the level of the two of them is only 10." Richard turned his head disdainfully, and combed the feathers on his back with his beak.

"Dunima is 10 times stronger, can't you belittle yourself?" Zhang Zian wanted to cry but had no tears.

Richard held a long and short feather in his mouth, pulled it off and spat it on the ground, "Because the full score is 100, the level of the three of you is the same to me, you are all scum!"

"Can I tell you not to litter everywhere?" He stared at the falling feather and complained.

"What does it matter? Anyway, you have to sweep the floor in the morning." Richard said nonchalantly, "Jeff, you won't find a boyfriend if you pay attention to details."

"I didn't find my boyfriend in the first place. What if I agreed to get out of the singles within three months? If you don't find me a girlfriend, I won't beat you to death!" He threatened.

"Quack." Richard talked about him from left to right, "Let's get down to business, it's good for you to hang out with me."

""

Zhang Zian didn't believe a word it said.

Blowing it away from the crossbar that was in the way, Zhang Zian opened the shutter door, allowing fresh air to flow in.

I don't know if what Sun Xiaomeng said yesterday had a psychological effect. He always felt that since Richard came, the air in the store has become a lot muddied or polluted a lot. Alas? Is this also a pun?

It doesn’t matter if cats and dogs shed hair, because cats and dogs are long and thin. However, the dust-like feathers dropped by parrots and pigeons are PM2.5 particles, which will be inhaled into the lungs in the air. Of course, it doesn't matter if there are only one or two parrots. The harm caused is not as good as indoor smoking. More ventilation is king.

Fina lazily walked down from the second floor, following Snow Lion step by step.

"When will the breakfast be delivered?" Fina yawned and jumped onto the tallest cat climbing frame, sniffed it, but she didn't smell the aroma of barbecue. The snow lion jumped onto the cat climbing frame on the second floor with difficulty, and lay down peacefully under Fina's tail.

"Tsk, I only know how to eat and sleep all day long." Zhang Zian murmured to himself while keeping his voice to a minimum.

He took out his wallet, took out the money in it, and counted it.

Uncle Li and Aunt Li also accepted online transfers, but they seemed to feel more at ease with banknotes, so Zhang Zian always paid in cash.

He took out a hundred-yuan bill, walked to the side of the cat climbing frame, flattened it and showed it to Fina, "Did you see it? Don't you know, there is actually a cat hidden in this bill!"

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