Chapter 200: Niao Jieyu

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The Xieyu Bird woke up early in the morning to chant poems, and chatted with Zhang Zian for a long time. It was already thirsty and hungry. It flapped its wings and flew to Fina's side, wanting to drink the water in Fina's water basin to quench its thirst. Fina glanced at it indifferently, and stretched out her claws. Richard stared at Fina's sharp claws for a moment, then timidly flew to Lao Cha's place.

"Hey! Old man, let me drink some water." It said to Old Cha.

Old Cha waved his cat's paw calmly, and said, "If you want to drink tea, please feel free to do so. It's just that I don't like to share a cup of tea with others."

When Richard saw the teapot, he put it next to it, but it definitely couldn't lift the teapot, even if it was an elf, it was useless, because its ability was all in its mouth.

It looked around the store and noticed Xinghai was playing hide-and-seek with two or three kittens, and immediately flew over and landed in front of Xinghai.

"Meow?" Xinghai looked at it puzzled.

"Water, don't you want to drink?" Richard asked, thinking of grabbing the water, because he thought that this black and white kitten in this room was the most stupid and the best bully.

"No! Xinghai doesn't drink water!" Xinghai replied.

"Gah? Who doesn't drink water? Do you know that water is the source of life? How stupid!" Richard stared at his small black eyes, "Water, water, wody, agua, wasser, δωρ, understand? "

"Xinghai doesn't drink water!" Xinghai replied again, and then went around to chase the kittens.

Richard flapped his wings and stopped in front of it, "If you don't want to drink, I want to drink it, go to that human being to ask for it, or be careful that I will beat you. It's terrible when I get angry, the size of an egg The pebbles, my uncle swallowed it down, and then..."

Before it finished bragging, it saw Xinghai disappear instantly in front of it.

"Gah?" Richard squeezed its small black eyes, looked left and right, "Where is the human? No, where is the cat?"

A voice sounded from behind it.

"Don't run, Xinghai is going to catch you."

It quickly turned its body around and looked back, only to see that Xinghai had appeared behind him at some point, still chasing the kittens to play hide-and-seek.

"Fuck?" Richard's eyes almost popped out, "When did you run away? Did you see the hell?"

It turned around again, startled again.

Fina stood right behind it, her emerald green eyes glowing with brilliance.

"Your Majesty...Your Majesty, what...what's wrong?" Seeing Fina's uneasy expression, Richard immediately trembled in fear, thinking that this super awesome-looking cat might like to eat bird meat, right?

"Your Majesty, I...I don't eat well, I'm too thin, full of bones..." it begged shivering.

Fina stared at it, pondered for a moment before saying: "I ask you, what was the last word you said just now?"

"Finally?" Richard felt a little relieved when he heard that he wasn't going to eat himself. It thought for a while, "Where's the cat?"

"No, go ahead."

"? δωρ?"

Richard knew he had guessed right from the change in Fina's expression, because it instantly changed from arrogant and indifferent to sad. Richard doesn't understand what's going on, it's just an ancient Greek word meaning "water", just like he doesn't know why the sea of ​​stars can disappear in front of him in an instant and then reappear in an instant behind him. Does this golden cat have anything to do with ancient Greece? Richard didn't know, couldn't guess, and didn't dare to ask at this time.

Water, yes. Richard felt that the water in this shop was too deep, the black and white cats were elusive, the golden cat was moody, the brown old cat picked leaves and flew flowers and hurt birds and chrysanthemums... It seemed that none of them could be offended, except that human being was able to communicate normally .

Zhang Zian was cleaning the shop routinely every morning. He knew that the Jieyu Bird was jumping around, teasing this and that, but he just pretended not to know, anyway, it couldn't cause any disturbances. The world has never heard of a bird explaining its language, because it doesn't understand its meaning? So it is not a simple parrot,

But really can understand its meaning?

Plop!

Richard flapped his wings and landed in front of Zhang Zian, "Quack! Jeff, I think the two of us are more compatible!"

Zhang Zian said angrily, "Who will fall in love with you? Besides, I just swept the floor, can you stop losing feathers all day long!"

"Don't be so stingy! A stingy person can't find a girlfriend! I mean a real girlfriend!"

"Really?" Zhang Zian stopped, leaned on the mop, and stared at it suspiciously.

"Of course, don't worry, I'll take care of you." Richard patted his chest confidently, "Tell me, what do you want from your girlfriend?"

Zhang Zian counted the items one by one with his fingers: "First, you should be beautiful; second, you should have a good figure, fat where you should be fat, and thin where you should be thin; third, you should have a good voice; fourth, you should go up to the hall and go down to the kitchen." ; Five, be gentle and considerate, listen to my words; Six, if you have money, it is best to take care of me..."

"Wait!" Richard raised a wing to stop him from speaking, "Let's talk about the boyfriend!"

Zhang Zian: "..."

Richard patted his wings to fan himself calmly, and said with pity in his eyes: "I already know why you don't have a girlfriend, and if you go on like this, it's impossible to have a girlfriend by the end of this century. Meeting you is considered your girlfriend." What a blessing, as long as you take good care of me, I will give you three days... No, I will give you three months to get out of the order!"

"I've heard you say it for three days." Zhang Zian pointed out.

Richard shook his head vigorously and corrected: "For ordinary patients, three days is enough, but since you are already terminally ill, it is not bad if you can get out of the order in three months."

"Forget it, anyway, I've been single for so many years, there's no difference between three days and three months." Of course Zhang Zian didn't believe its nonsense, shrugged and continued to clean.

"That... dear Jeff," Richard flapped his wings and landed on Zhang Zian's shoulder, "For the sake of our good relationship, how about preparing some water and food for my uncle?"

Zhang Zian stared at it and said, "I'm warning you, don't shit on my shoulder, or you'll live on your own shit in the future."

"How could it be? My uncle is a civilized person!" Richard said confidently.

Zhang Zian didn't intend to starve and thirst it to death, he just took a plate, poured the cold water from the kettle into the plate, "here, drink it."

Richard was so thirsty that he jumped off his shoulders and stuck his head in a saucer to drink.

Close observation shows that it is a huge parrot with a body length of nearly 40 cm from head to tail feathers. The feathers on the chest are a bit messy, which should be the reason why it often pecks. He didn't notice it before, but only now did Zhang Zian realize that it had a cluster of red tail feathers hidden under the silver-gray feathers all over its body.

Richard almost drank the water in the plate in one gulp, flicked the water from his mouth, looked back at Zhang Zian, and immediately lowered his tail feathers, "Rogue!"

Depend on! Where do you think I am looking? Anyway, I wouldn't play hooligans with a male parrot!