I Don’t Want to Be the Boss

Four Hundred Thirty-Seven. You Are a Devil!

Gao Leng's cheap father took Sun Ce and others into the private room and left without saying a word. He said that this group of black charcoal heads who were darker than when he moved bricks back then couldn't understand, so he simply didn't say anything .

"Noah, your father is so cool!" Wang Keying exclaimed.

Several players nodded in unison, especially Randolph, who felt that he would be killed if he fought with Sun Ce's father...

Sun Ce didn't expect that his cheap father, who can't speak English or even putonghua, would get such a high evaluation. He felt that his father gave him a special face this time as a son.

Then, a waiter who seemed to be an international student came in, could speak English, and began to introduce them to the menu.

When I was asked what kind of pot bottom I wanted, I saw the peppers that seemed to fill the whole pot in the photo on the menu...

Five NBA players say "No!"

"No chili?" Sun Ce asked in surprise.

Curry was terrified by the peppers in the photo, and quickly said: "I asked the translator, there are hot pots with half of the peppers and the other without the peppers, right?"

"Mandarin duck pot?"

The mandarin duck pot was translated into English, and Sun Ce didn't know if there was an official translation. He used the word "husband and wife" commonly used by foreign students to translate mandarin duck.

"Yes, it's the husband and wife pot!" Curry nodded quickly.

Looking at the four teammates who were terrified enough, and Curry who seemed to be insisting on asking for a mandarin duck pot, Sun Ce could only say to the waiter, "Okay, okay, beauty, let's just have a mandarin duck pot."

Hearing Sun Ce's perfunctory tone and the look of disgust on his face, several NBA players didn't know where to provoke Sun Ce.

Wang Keying has been in China for two years, and will come to Chengdu to participate in the music festival in these two years. Knowing some things, she explained: "Chengdu people can't eat hot pot without peppers, and they will be looked down upon by friends when they eat mandarin duck pot, but it doesn't matter, we are the United States. people."

"No, no, I can accept the mandarin duck pot. This is my last compromise." Sun Ce looked helpless.

With that being said, how can this group of NBA players stand it?

Randolph said boldly: "Noah, you don't have to take care of us, we can eat whatever you want! Waiter, bring us the spiciest one!"

"gentlemen,

The spiciest one is called abnormal spicy, which is really very spicy. It is not suitable for people who are trying authentic hot pot for the first time. I recommend that it is moderately spicy. "The waiter was kind-hearted.

With a step down, Randolph, who regretted wanting to be the spiciest, quickly responded, "OK, it's moderately spicy."

Moderately spicy is also red pot, Sun Ce said it is acceptable.

Sun Ce suddenly remembered that there was a singer here, and he asked Wang Keying, "Chloe, are you a singer? Eating too much spicy food is bad for your voice, or should you change to a mandarin duck pot?"

The five NBA players were about to vomit blood when they heard what Sun Ce said to Wang Keying, the gap is too big! Why do you care so much when you get to Niu? Don't those of us who play basketball get bad throats?

Wang Keying curled her lips, and said as if she had given up hope: "No, my singing career is dead, I'd better be a host or an actor, that seems more suitable for me."

Sun Ce did not expect that Wang Keying was already desperate for his singing career, but Sun Ce also knew that Wang Keying's musical journey was extremely difficult when chatting on the plane before, otherwise he would not have worked hard to learn Chinese for two years, and it was hard for him to learn Chinese. If you say it, you have to go back to the United States to find a job as a host, and you really can't support yourself.

After a while, the legendary moderately spicy hot pot came...

Looking at a pot full of dried chilies, and the bottom of the pot that has not yet melted is still red, the five NBA players are a little confused... Is there any difference in appearance between this and the legendary perverted hot pepper?

"Don't worry, these peppers are just for display, the bottom of the pot is the key. The peppers put in the medium spicy pot bottom are only one-third of the abnormally spicy." Sun Ce said as he habitually helped to pour the broth in the cooking pot Into the pot, turned on the gas.

Sun Ce felt that he was doing these things very smoothly, his body instinctively.

"is that so?"

Although the five players were very skeptical, but the matter has come to this point, they will be looked down upon if they eat the mandarin duck pot, so they can only hold on.

However, when snowflake fat beef, tender beef, three-line pork belly, Sichuan-style sausage, hot-boiled lamb, fresh fish slices, beef balls, luncheon meat, spicy beef, chicken leg meat, squid, shrimp...etc. A plate of all kinds of meat dishes, plus a few vegetarian dishes. After nearly 30 dishes were pushed in, several people looked at the beautifully presented plate, full of meat, and swallowed their saliva.

After the dishes were served, the waiter who was ordered by Sun Ce's father whispered to Sun Ce, "Boss, do we really want to serve them those dishes?"

Listening to a waiter who obviously looks like a foreigner talk about Trump, Sun Ce felt so weird, and replied: "Go! Of course, you can serve them when they are half full and want to eat!"

As a waiter, I am very experienced. You can tell how much the guests have eaten by watching the actions and expressions of the guests when they eat.

The foreign student responded helplessly, and asked everyone's taste and dipping dishes, and then waited on the side, and helped to order the dishes after the pot was boiled.

Chatting about the big-name free agents this summer, Wang Keying also stayed in China for two years, and ate hot pot a lot. After dipping the dishes, they don't need sesame oil, but soup base.

Not long after, the pot boiled, and the dishes were served. Several people waited eagerly. With the help of the waiter, after making sure that the dishes were cooked, they didn’t care how scary the pile of peppers in the pot looked... The aroma of the hot pot was really delicious. It's unbearable!

Sun Ce thought the spiciness was okay, moderate, but several players, including Wang Keying, kept drinking iced drinks while eating.

Six NBA players... really tasty!

Generally, so many dishes are enough for a large table of more than a dozen people. It is opened near the school, and the price is not cheap but the portion is very large.

But they ate very quickly, and a group of people didn't feel full yet.

The waiter asked Sun Ce again with his eyes. Sun Ce was sure about which dishes to serve. The waiter could only use the walkie-talkie to announce the dishes, and by the way, silently mourned for these Americans...

At this time, Randolph saw that the food was almost finished, and said, "Noah, let me have a few more plates of the beef with a bit of chili, I want three plates... 咲... 呵... 咲咕咕咕咕..."

As he spoke, he felt that it was too spicy, so he quickly drank half a bottle of iced soy milk.

"Wait a minute, I've already ordered other dishes, and they will be delivered right away, our restaurant's signature dish!" Sun Ce said with a smile.

"Oh?" Battier was very curious this time.

As a China hand who can only say "Hello, I'm Ba Tier", Battier likes the so-called "signboards" very much, mainly because he wants to remember the names of those things, so that he can pretend Pretentious.

Just when several people were very curious, the door of the private room was pushed open, and the waiter pushed the dining car in.

What is the legendary "signature dish"? Everyone was very curious, only Wang Keying, who had lived in China, felt something was wrong... But she had eaten a lot of things that she thought were strange in the past two years, and now it doesn't matter if she likes chicken feet.

Sure enough, when Wang Keying saw the top layer, the bad premonition turned into reality.

As a spoof master and pistachio who loves to be funny since childhood, Wang Keying suddenly regrets...not bringing a camera out!

Wang Keying secretly turned on the phone to record...

The five players saw that what was first brought to the table were slices of crimson meat-like things, which had never been seen in the previous dishes. Curry asked curiously: "Noah, what is the signature dish? ? No, we are eating raw food in hot pot, so we should ask what kind of meat is this?"

Sun Ce responded casually, "Waist flower."

"Oh, Kidney-flower... Watt? Kidney? This Kidney?" Curry stood up in fright, pouted his butt sideways to expose his back, and asked, pointing to the position of the kidney behind his waist.

Sun Ce jokingly said, "It's the pig's waist, not yours."

Not only was Curry scared, Randolph and Gay's mouths grew, and even Shane Battier was scared. Americans will use specific names for animals that can be seen except for the eyes, such as research , ears, and internal things are generally referred to as "an", which is an organ. Generally, specific names are used only to describe human internal organs, because except for those engaged in scientific research, ordinary people basically don't eat internal organs, and usually don't. touch.

Sun Ce was startled when he saw this group of teammates who insisted on eating and drinking, and thought that this was just the beginning...

But at this time, something unexpected happened to Sun Ce. Conley actually took the plate of waist slices and smelled it: "Yes, it's a kidney, and it smells the same as the rabbit's kidney used in anatomy experiments in college. , no wonder the hot pot needs to put so many peppers and strong seasonings, only in this way can the smell be suppressed, miss, cook two slices for me and let me taste the taste."

"I..."

"FUC..."

Sun Ce and the other five Americans made the sound they would make when they were surprised at the same time. At this time, the six of them had the same thought: this guy is abnormal!

The foreign student waiter was also stunned, and after realizing it, he said, "Okay sir, but this one needs to be cooked for a while to get rid of the original taste."

"Then show us other dishes first." Conley seemed to be interested after seeing the waist piece! I used to eat with my head stuffed, but now I take the initiative to talk!

"Damn it, why is the development different from what you expected?" Sun Ce looked at the waiter who was also a little shocked, and whistled as a signal.

The waiter reacted and brought out the second dish.

"Noah, shouldn't this be noodles?" Curry asked directly.

"This is duck intestines."

"Sir, this one only needs to be cooked for 15 seconds, do you want to start cooking now?" the waiter asked.

Conley didn't respond to Sun Ce's answer of "intestines". He nodded and said, "Three grams of oil."

Watching the waiter pick up a long "one-meter duck intestine" with chopsticks, Curry, Randolph, Guy, and Battier all swallowed their saliva.

This time it was scary.

"Iine..." Curry touched his stomach, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Curry seems to understand a little now why Sun Ce, who usually orders takeaway and pizza and just perfunctory him, is so enthusiastic about inviting him to dinner this time.

At first, he thought that Sun Ce didn't need to spend his own money when he went home, so he didn't pick him up. It turned out that he wanted to punish him!

Just when Curry was about to get angry, more than ten seconds passed, the duck intestines were cooked, and the waiter put them in Conley's dipping plate.

At this time, the attention was drawn to Conley.

Conley sized it up and asked, but it didn't taste as expected, so he blew on it and put it in his mouth...

The people around obviously saw that Conley's eyes lit up!

After chewing and eating slowly, Conley wiped his mouth with a tissue and said, "Miss, please help me cook a little more, not too much, I want to try the next dish..."

Seeing Kang Li's expression of eagerly waiting for the second duck intestine after eating one, Wang Keying finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Please cook some for me too."

"Okay." The waiter took a large colander, filled it with five or six duck intestines, and cooked them together.

The other four people still didn't move. Although they were curious about the taste of the thing Conley ate, they couldn't get over the hurdle in their hearts!

A few minutes later, the duck intestines were finished, and Sun Ce cooked the rest himself. In fact, there were only a dozen in total, but he only ate three, Wang Keying only ate two, and Kang Li ate the rest. Light up.

The next dish is coming up, it's Xuewang...

"NO...I've seen this, it's clotted blood!" Randolph seemed to think of some cruel scenes he saw in the slums when he was a child.

"This is duck blood, not human blood." Sun Ce made a timely stab.

"Noah, stop talking! You are a devil!" Randolph exclaimed.

Seeing Randolph's reaction, Sun Ce finally enjoyed the satisfaction he had expected. Conley's reaction made it hard for him to accept!

Duck blood had to be cooked for a while, and when the next dish came, everyone except Sun Ce and Kang Li collapsed, and even Wang Keying couldn't accept it.

This is something you can eat right away - roasted pig brains!

"The composition of the brain is mainly cholesterol, which is rich in calcium, phosphorus and iron. This thing from the pig is made into a solid and is an important ingredient for making headache medicine." Conley explained professionally.

Everyone else was speechless. Sun Ce looked at two groups of people who had completely different reactions. One group consisted of four other players plus Wang Keying, while Conley was the only one on the other side...

This is to scare you, okay? Do you also analyze pharmacology? Is it amazing to study medicine?

Sun Ce's sense of accomplishment plummeted again.

Kangli took a mouthful of roasted brain flower with a spoon, tasted it tentatively, and commented: "Sure enough, the cholesterol is too high and the taste is a bit subtle."

At this time, the four people except Sun Ce and Wang Keying looked at Kang Li as if they were looking at a monster that eats human brains.

Although I know it's a pig's brain, it's hard for the Americans here to accept...except Conley!

At this time, the loin slices were cooked, and the waiter picked them up and put them in Conley's dipping plate.

Contrasted with the brain flower, Kangli took a bite of the waist slice and immediately took a second bite. He seemed to like the taste very much.

With the brains in front, the kidneys... the other four players were not so afraid. Randolph asked, "Mike, is this delicious?"

Conley replied: "Yeh, the taste is very special, but delicious, miss, cook two more slices for me."

This... Watching Conley eat such horrible things, the other four players actually feel a little hungry! I was not full just now!

At this time, Wang Keying said: "There is a saying in China that what you eat is what you eat, and you should be able to make up your waist by eating pork loin."

These words... Why does Sun Ce sound so dirty?

But it really attracted the attention of the other four players, and they immediately stared at the remaining half of the set.

At this time, Sun Ce found that Wang Keying was holding the phone, and the screen seemed to be on...

The four of them looked at the waist piece and hesitated, Sun Ce quietly gave Wang Keying a thumbs up. This is a good assist! Also well recorded!

Seeing that the four of them seemed to be tempted, the waiter put all the loin slices down for cooking.

The loin slices had to be cooked for a while, and then the waiter brought out the hairy belly, yellow throat, goose feet, duck gizzards, etc., and a dozen or so Sun Ce prepared all the dishes specially prepared for these teammates and the younger brother. .

Sure enough, Conley asked excitedly: "Noah, what are these? Let me introduce, I haven't seen them before."

"This is a hairy belly... What is a hairy belly? It should be a stomach with hair, right? This is a yellow throat, it should be a throat, this is a goose's paw..." Sun Ce introduced with some sadness...

Conley seems to like eating these very much!

Some things are cooked for a long time, and some are eaten soon or they will be too old. Conley is trying one by one.

At this time, the other four were already numb...

Curry, Randolph, Gay, and Battier all forgot to track down Sun Ce who made these dishes for them to eat. Now they feel that Conley is even more terrifying!

Obviously, Sun Ce used to eat these things a lot, and it's normal to use them to treat them. But Kang Li, seeing that exploring expression, must have eaten it for the first time, but he actually ate it so happily!

This made the four of them doubt life... Especially seeing that Wang Keying had tried everything except the waist and brain, the four of them doubted life even more.

Seeing Kang Li eating so happily, Kang Li ate almost half of the dishes that were served later, while Sun Ce himself and Wang Keying, who had experience in living in China, only ate a quarter.

The rest was eaten by the other four players. These four were completely broken, and they made up for what they ate.

Others look for things that look less scary. Relatively speaking, they feel that eating blood is not as scary as eating hairy belly and yellow throat. Compared with brains, intestines and other things, goose feet, duck gizzards, chicken livers and other things are also terrible. Still acceptable.

And the taste is really fragrant.

Except for the brains, everything else was eaten up, and finally a few plates of beef were served to fill everyone's stomachs.

Looking at the three teammates and elementary school students who slumped on the chair after eating and seemed to be unable to believe that they ate these things, Sun Ce was still a little sad... This time the prank was not so successful!

Blame Conley! This guy is not normal!

But I saw that this group of people had become sausage mouths, their lips were red and swollen from the heat, and I saw Wang Keying taking out his mobile phone to take pictures from time to time...

Sun Ce seems to be doing okay.

And Sun Ce began to look forward to the reaction of these teammates tomorrow. The hotel toilet should be easy to use, right?

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