One Hundred and Eighty-Seven: [The Opposite of Iverson]

"Is the NBA too strict?"

On the plane to Phoenix, Michael Beasley finally confides in the puppy: "Even if I put the coach in the trash, no one would ban me from playing. ◢щЩш.suimEnG.1a"

Doug patted Beasley on the shoulder, really not knowing how to comfort him.

He simply sighed: "Why don't you drink some wine."

Beasley clapped his hands, good idea.

In fact, Doug also wanted to drink. He felt that his sudden 'marriage' with Taylor Swift was too much of a headache. He, who had never experienced this before, fainted all of a sudden. He didn't dare to mention it to anyone, for fear of making any big news.

He knows that the marriage procedures in the United States are very simple. Ross and Rachel in "Friends" suddenly broke into a church when they were drunk and completed the wedding in a daze, so he didn't doubt the legality of the marriage registration certificate at all. .

In fact, if he consulted any Chinese, he would know that this thing has no effect at all. Many rich Chinese coax their mistresses to bring them to the United States. The key point is to go to Las Vegas and get a certificate at will, and it will be considered as marriage. But in fact, if you don't go to the Chinese embassy for notarization, it is basically a piece of waste paper.

Doug rubbed his head, and he fell asleep.

When he woke up, Beasley was shaking his head and singing a hardcore Eminem rap. He looked happy, but he was obviously drunk.

"It would be nice to be like a fool."

Doug sighed sincerely.

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Last season, Suns general manager Stephen Cole was severely shown his "robbery skills" by the Los Angeles Lakers, who are also in the Pacific Division. This deeply stimulated him and the entire Phoenix uniform team. After several years of running and bombing to no avail, the Suns placed their bets on Shaquille O'Neal. He traded Marion and Banks for the big shark... oh no, it should be the big cactus now!

Mr. Cactus made no achievements after arriving in Phoenix. The only thing that caused a media uproar was probably his public imitation of Snoopy before the arrival of last season's playoffs: I am actually a point guard.

This sentence once became a catchphrase in the NBA. The puppy also attracted a lot of ridicule.

But in the end, Snoopy got the NAA championship plus P.

But Mr. Big Cactus fell at the feet of his old opponent Tim Duncan, 4: in the first round, and was eliminated without bloodshed.

This year... Stephen Cole went all the way to the dark, as if he couldn't wait to realize the knowledge he learned from **vici.

After the deal with the Orlando Magic aborted on draft night, they resolutely selected the template as Stanford center Robin Lopez of Petrins. At the same time, it was announced that the defensive-oriented coach Terry Porter would take over Phoenix.

The first thing after Mr. Terry Porter's arrival is to establish a defensive system, and at the same time set Shaquille O'Neal as the core of the inside.

This destroyed the original Suns team from both offense and defense.

So far this season, the Suns have a record of 2 wins and 3 losses. Needless to say, they have withdrawn from the league's elite team and officially entered the lottery.

On the night the Heat arrived in Phoenix, the Suns officially announced that Stoudemire was on the daily watch list due to knee pain, and Stephen Nash would also be out for a week due to an old back injury.

Before that, the media had already spread overwhelmingly that the Suns were about to change coaches.

It appears that Phoenix is ​​in the middle of a huge turbulent change.

On the evening of December 14th, at 7:30 Pacific time, Phoenix's home court was empty.

It's a pity that the puppy didn't meet the first point guard in the game, especially when Nike sent the latest HyperRev sneakers on a special trip.

With the puppy getting better in the NBA, coupled with the limelight on the entertainment billboard. Nike paid more and more attention to him, so when the latest sneakers came out, they immediately sent them over for Dug to wear first, and also marked the special Snoopy style. In fact, there is now a voice within Nike that they hope to launch a signature shoe for Doug. Focus on cross-border fashion and attack the female market.

But at present this plan is still under discussion, and has not yet done sufficient market research.

And due to the absence of Stephen Nash and Stoudemire at the same time, the game seemed to be without waves. The Flash scored 8 points in a row to secure the lead at the beginning, and then joined hands with Snoopy to slowly cut.

When the third quarter came, there was no suspense in the game.

Terry Porter reluctantly replaced the main force, he knew that his departure had entered the countdown. He has even guessed a successor: probably the chief assistant Alvin Gentry.

When the dog once again hit the iron ruthlessly on the court, the Suns' backup center Robin Lopez stepped up, and he told the dog particularly arrogantly: "I am not the same as I used to be."

When he said this, he was very confident. He believes that since he joined the NBA, both physical confrontation and physical flexibility have been greatly strengthened. He thought that Doug would definitely not be able to continue to demand anything from himself.

So, he made a provocation.

But soon he realized that he was not making progress alone, and when he drove the 'tractor' onto the fast lane, his opponent had already boarded the rocket and completed the journey from one end of the earth to the other!

boom!

Dugg's dunk fell from the sky. He used small steps to solve Dragic's defense from outside the three-point line, and then took a big step into the three-point line. He successfully completed a back turn at the free throw line and Richardson was shaken by him. Behind him, he rushed into the paint area and jumped high. Robin Lopez just thought of jumping to block... Puff! A violent slap came, and then... Boom! The dunk above the head resounded through the eardrums.

"Frankly speaking, the proudest thing in your life is that you almost stopped me at NAA."

Duger responded with a standard trash talk: "In the future, your son and grandson will not be able to help but jump up and celebrate you when they hear this sentence."

Robin Lopez blushed and was very angry.

But today is different from the past. Snoopy is the biggest white-collar worker in the Miami Heat tonight, and it can even be said to be a gold-collar worker. The coaching staff didn't arrange for him to go to the penalty area to fight hand-to-hand at all, but let him shoot from the outside... bang bang bang bang bang bang!

The basket slammed loudly.

The Miami bench burst into laughter.

But even so, Robin Lopez could only watch the game be taken away by the nasty puppy.

"Phoenix played very tough and aggressive tonight. The shark was still extremely fierce and we almost got eaten by him. But in the end, with a little bit of luck, we stole the victory."

The puppy, who scored 8 points, rebounds, 7 assists and 2 blocks in the game, still maintained his serious nonsense style.

He even praised coach Terry Porter's defensive style.

This made the Phoenix reporter unacceptable: "Well, let's talk about Taylor Swift. She is going to Denver for a concert tomorrow, and you just happen to be together again, and this time she didn't invite any Disney people. A girl idol or boy group. So, will you go to her concert?"

"Um...not really."

The pup shook his head in embarrassment, then quickly ended the visit.

The five-game winning streak in away games put Miami's record in the third place in the Eastern Conference. This made Spoelstra unable to hold back a smile in front of the reporters. He even prepared his award speech after winning the best coach of the season in his heart. . In this mood, when the reporter asked whether he would agree with Snoopy to go to watch Taylor Swift's concert.

He said bluntly: "Of course, why not? Players have to live. Also, I think he is very suitable for Taylor Swift. I am even a DT party!"

He tried to project the image of a people-friendly coach.

But he seems to have forgotten that his immediate boss, President Pat Riley, is a hard-core D-Party grandfather.

So, he got a greeting from Pat Riley that night. So he repeatedly promised Pai Li on the phone: "I will never agree to him appearing in Taylor Swift's concert, I will definitely lock him in the gym or the court, and he has no chance to slip out. I swear I don't mean what I say in the media, I prefer Miley Cyrus, I've been a big fan since she was in the first episode of "Good Girl Is a Superstar."

This Filipino descendant has no confidence in front of the president's granddaughter.

He knows that this job is not easy to come by, and he also knows the absolute authority of Mr. Pat Riley in Miami, and at the same time, he is more aware of Mr. Pat Riley's powerlessness in front of his granddaughter.

After hanging up the phone.

He sighed helplessly: Life!

"How did it become an idol drama plot?"

Spoelstra looked at the tall flight attendant in the airport waiting room: "Taylor Swift's legs are much longer than hers."

Meanwhile, Snoopy got a call from Taylor Swift on the other side. Taylor wants Doug to be her concert guest. Although there was enough time, Duge still felt that he could not agree immediately. He just told Taylor that everything would be discussed after getting off the plane.

When the Miami team boarded the plane to Denver.

Allen Iverson, who is walking into a celebrity interview on local Denver TV, has been caught up in trade rumors yet again. But it is undeniable that he still has the broad support of the people of Denver.

He broke through the league with the image of a rebellious kid. Although David Stern tried to transform his image at the beginning, unfortunately, he has even become a cultural phenomenon, and many people are proud to imitate him. So the alliance is gone.

However, in the show, the host asked him sharply about Snoopy.

"Your next opponent, Snoopidoo, is now becoming the new darling of the NBA. He brings a brand-new temperament. He was born in a prestigious school, a full scholarship winner. He is stylishly dressed, elegant and funny in conversation, and is deeply loved by girl idols in the entertainment circle. , In addition, he even has a God-kissed singing voice and an intoxicating creative talent."

"He's also forming his cultural phenomenon."

"Now there is even a saying that Snoopy is the Allen Iverson behind the mirror. He is completely different from you, and the audience of your fan group is also completely opposite. Fans who like you are more from the streets. A hip-hop kid with a dirty whip and baggy jeans. Most of the people who like him come from middle-class families. They are the future elite of this country. Although they are still young, there will always be a Miami 0 in their cozy bedroom. At the same time, they will also have a clear-cut atmosphere of the D party and the DT party."

"But what do you think of him yourself?"

The host threw the question to Allen Iverson.

Iverson raised his eyebrows: "I have read some entertainment news about him. In my eyes, there is no difference between him and the Jonathan Brothers. They are all packaged idols. All their labels carry a kind of hypocrisy. Pretend, I don’t think he has the heart to give everything to basketball because of his good background. Moreover, his current strength is enough to support such a great pursuit and praise.”

"Also, I don't think he will ever be as competitive as I am. He is just like the kids who like him. He has too many retreats."

Allen Iverson spoke his mind.

This kind of thinking actually hit the hearts of some basketball fans. Indeed, Snoopy seems to be too careless. There are many choices in front of him. Maybe he will leave the court tomorrow, and he will go to the entertainment industry or Wall Street. It will also be well developed. ..

Therefore, when this live broadcast was broadcast, it immediately triggered discussions in the basketball circle.

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