One Hundred and Eighty Four: [Marry-You]

The match between the Miami Heat and the Los Angeles Clippers had no bright spots, which caused the three commentators on the TNT commentary desk to spend about 30% of their time discussing the issue of the West being strong and the East being weak, and another 50% Time to gossip about the grievances between Disney boy and girl idols and puppies. As for the game, just report the data in time.

After the Los Angeles ship of ten thousand years gave up the renewal of Elton Brand in the offseason, it played a mutual injury with the Golden State Warriors. Corey Maggette went to Golden State and Baron Davis returned to his hometown .

And tonight, Baron Davis did not play. He was sitting on the bench in a suit and had a hot chat with his good friend Jessica Alba.

In fact, the spectacle on the sidelines is far better than the game on the court. Tonight, Taylor Swift was at Staples Arena again, only without the little Disney princess.

But on her left is Jessica Alba, the number one beauty in Hollywood, and next door is Baron Davis.

After the Dogs knocked German descendant Chris Kaman off the court with a violent block, Baron Davis discussed his junior with Taylor across Jessica.

The two agree in many ways. And Baron Davis is very firm in supporting the core cognition of a DT party.

This made for a fun conversation and Jessica joined in afterwards. The three quickly established a friendship, and even Taylor Swift said that if the bearded man wanted to make a rap album, she would sing a chorus for him for free.

The game completely lost suspense in the second half.

Because, starting from the third quarter, Miami used the "golden double knife" combination. Prior to the first quarter, Dwyane Wade had been leading the starting lineup against the Los Angeles Clippers. Then in the second quarter, the puppy led the second team as the sixth man to fight against the Clippers' rotation.

The two sides played in a stalemate in the first half, and the Heat only led by 8 points into the second half.

And the second half begins. When Miami used a new lineup of Doug, Sean Marion, Dwyane Wade, Haslem, and Chris Quinn. The game immediately became lightning fast, and the golden double swords began to ruthlessly cut the Clippers' already weak paint defense. Marion, Haslem, and Chris Quinn got the opportunity to shoot as much as they wanted.

McDunleavy is a decent guy, he is very smart to learn to surrender early.

When the team fell behind by 16 points, he simply replaced the substitute.

Then, the golden swords ended.

Mario Chalmers, Michael Beasley, Marcus Banks, Joel Anthony, and Dae Quinn Cook played two completely different forces.

The two sides fought each other and raised eyebrows on the court, but the ultimate winner was still the Miami Heat.

Because... this ten-thousand-year-old ship is really too broken.

"Michael Beasley's data tonight is 9 of 18 shots, 25 points, 8 rebounds and 3 assists. Snoopidoo's data is 6 points, 8 rebounds, 9 assists, 2 blocks and 1 steal. I think the performance of both sides is comparable Yes. But why didn’t the Heat put Snoopy in the starting lineup? He is obviously more suitable for Dwyane Wade than Michael Beasley. Wouldn’t it be better to let Beasley, who is good at grabbing points, go to the second team to lead the team? okay?"

When Kenny Smith commented after the game, he made a small suggestion.

In fact, he has put the No. 8 pick and the No. 2 pick on the same level for discussion. This was unimaginable before the season, when everyone was saying that Michael Beasley would be the next superstar, and picking Snoopy was called the dumbest decision Pat Riley made in his career.

Of course, it has to be said honestly. The point of this equal discussion is that Doug is Dwyane Wade's super assistant. And Michael Beasley is not compatible with Dwyane Wade, he is still a "lonely" style of play that favors superstars.

After the game, Spoelstra also talked with Doug and Beasley about starting or the sixth man.

Both expressed disapproval of Spoelstra's proposal.

The reason for Beasley's objection is: I am the second pick,

I don't play as a substitute.

The reason for Doug's objection is: Michael Beasley is more suitable for starting, and he is a player who can become a superstar.

His words gave Beasley enough face. But in fact, what he took was the lining. Starting the game means that his autonomy is reduced, and he can only cooperate with Wade to act. As the sixth man, he has plenty of opportunities to control the ball, and he enjoys the feeling of "second-line marshal". He didn't want to be a "partial general" for the sake of a false name as a starter.

That night, Spoelstra got an email from Pat Riley. He carefully formulated 5 sets of new tactics for Dug, of which 3 sets of tactics were directly launched by him, and the other 2 sets were assisted by the Flash.

This was beyond Spoelstra's expectations, and the puppy's tactical status was rising faster than he had imagined. You must know that as of now, Michael Beasley, who is known as the future of the Heat, only has 7 sets of tactics.

After the game, Doug asked Billy for leave again.

Billy agreed to come down, and since the next game was a trip to nearby Satmento, the team decided to take a day off in Los Angeles amid consecutive back-to-backs.

In fact, as many as 10 people asked for leave that day.

Everyone is approved.

There's no reason why the young millionaire multimillionaires couldn't let themselves relax in the bustling metropolis after a two-game winning streak at Staples that exceeded expectations.

It's the unspoken rule of... NBA teams.

Of course, if something goes wrong, he will definitely be punished heavily by the league and the team.

Doug found the luxury car of the senior Baron Davis in the VIP underground garage of the Staples Arena. At this time, Taylor Swift and Jessica Alba had already joined together.

Jessica, the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, was very affectionate when she saw the puppy. She even took the initiative to hug Doug: "I like your songs very much, and I also like your basketball games. Actually, when you were a player, I I have been following you from TV, I even have your jersey in the old house. And when I listened to your song, I even regretted why I walked into the grave of marriage so soon. Maybe There will be 'DJ parties' for us."

"Why not? The **** has become the president." Baron Davis joked: "But, are you sure that Cash Warren can still laugh out the iconic duck voice when he hears this sentence?"

He and Jessica have a long-standing friendship, so they always 'trick' each other like this.

The four went to Jessica Alba's house together.

Alba's husband, Cash Warren, warmly entertained them and even set up a barbecue grill in the backyard of the villa. A group of Hollywood actors and directors were singing and dancing enthusiastically. Taylor Swift sang ten songs in a row under the instigation , including unreleased songs from her latest album.

Ten of her songs received unanimous praise.

But when the dog finally picked up the microphone and sang his latest creation on guitar, everyone was overwhelmed by his talent.

The name of his song is "Marry-You".

And the reason he sang it was because a drunk Karen Walsh had been showing him videos of his wedding to Jessica. And with a big tongue, he kept emphasizing: "At that time, I really wanted to sing a song. But... I found that there is no song about marriage in my music library. Do I have to hum 'blah, blah, blah, blah Wait 'kneel to Jessica? That's so unromantic."

Such remarks continue to attack the puppy's cerebral cortex, coupled with the effect of alcohol.

His 'inspiration' exploded, and a classic song was born in his mind. He hurried to the middle of the grass with his guitar.

"Karen Walsh has been emphasizing to me that his romantic wedding lacks a proposal song. Now, Warren, prick up your ears. This 'Marry-You' is for you of."

After the dog finished speaking, he stood on a huge rock, and the lights shone on him, looking like a superstar finale.

"It"s-a-beautiful-night, We're-looking-for-something-dumb-to-do..."

When the puppy's metallic voice interpreted this sweet song, screams immediately followed.

Just one line of lyrics drives them crazy.

"Hey-baby! I-think-Iwanna-marry-you..."

There were screams one after another, and some even started dancing to the cheerful and happy melody.

"Cash Warren, you're so lucky." Jessica put her arm around Director Cash and leaned on his shoulder: "If the person I met in 2005 was Snoopy, you really had a chance No."

"Thank God."

Cash Warren said reverently, and then pointed to Taylor Swift, who looked at Snoopy with star eyes and adoring face: "I think we have to do something next. Taylor is a good girl, young Our children are always tied up when it comes to love, and we have to give them a push."

"How about we take them to get married?" Jessica Alba said suddenly.

ah? What?

Cashwarren was intimidated by the suggestion.

"I know a church that is open 24 hours a day, and getting married there is even more convenient than Las Vegas." Jessica pinched Warren's arm: "At the beginning, you cheated there I."

"But... isn't that a little bad?" Cash Warren said.

"It's okay, it's just to scare them, it won't take effect officially." Jessica showed a cute and sly smile: "This is a romantic prank."

At this time, the puppy on the stone has sung the last line: "Who-cares-baby, I-think-I-wanna-marry-you..."

There were cheers and screams in the small lawn.

Then, Baron Davis suddenly jumped out, he waved his hands vigorously, and shouted in his trademark rough voice: DT! DT! DT!

At his call, everyone joined in.

Even, someone started shouting: kiss! KISS! KISS!

"Hey, my song is for the Cashwarrens, they should be kissing."

Holding the shaking red wine glass, the puppy kept emphasizing this matter.

However, Taylor Swift was obviously much braver than him. She walked over and held the puppy's head directly... mu-a! !

She sucked the puppy hard on the forehead.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly reached its climax.

What a wonderful night!

Many people took pictures of it with their mobile phones as a souvenir.

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