One Hundred and Eighty-Five: [Why Not]

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The puppy yelled at the bearded director in Hollywood: "I really can't drink."

"Then, let Taylor drink it for you." Another bearded man came up, he was Baron Davis. Obviously, at the winery, he didn't want to give face to the elementary school students.

"Let me do it." The puppy drank the beer helplessly, and snatched Taylor's glass again: "Let me do it."

He was shaky on his feet, and although he was physically strong, he actually drank very badly, about the amount of a bottle of beer. But now, he has at least three bottles of fruit beer, oh, and a half glass of red wine in Taylor Swift's hand.

"Look, even though Snoopy has a terrible drinking capacity, he still has the gentlemanly demeanor to take care of his girlfriend." Jessica not far away said to her husband with a smile.

"Snoopy. Next we'll take you to a nice place."

Alba walked over and told Doug and Taylor: "You come too."

Their consciousness has been blurred for a long time, the puppy staggered, and even lay on Taylor's body: "Listen, I want to go back to the hotel. I want to go back to sleep. The nightlife in Hollywood is too bad, and the American BBQ is too monotonous. Fried rice, I want crayfish, I want pan dragon..."

The puppy's words became more and more blurred, and everyone couldn't understand what the string of Chinese behind him meant.

But Jessica knew it was time to start the prank.

So she, her husband, and Baron Davis loaded Taylor and Doug into a minivan and drove toward the church.

...

Director Tim Storey posted a photo of himself with the crowd on his social media after spending a happy evening at Jessica Alba's home: "Have a great night!!"

And, he uploaded the video in his mobile phone to youtube, and the title is: the new creation of the little duke.

Then, tiredness and drunkenness struck at the same time, he lay back on the bed and fell asleep soundly.

When he woke up at noon the next day, his video had already been pushed to the homepage of YouTube, and it was at the top of the list, and the crazy dt party dominated the comment area.

In the video,

They heard the sweet song, and at the same time saw the picture of Taylor Swift bravely kissing the little duke.

This made them overjoyed and rushed to tell each other.

"Beautiful singing!! Beautiful love!! Long live the dt party!!"

"It's unexpected that the young duke's marriage proposal is so romantic."

"I swear, this is the best proposal song I've ever heard in my life, it's going to be a must-have song for the wedding. The talent of the little duke is visible to the naked eye, congratulations to Taylor Swift, the brave girl got the sweetest candy. "

"Thank you Brother Jonathan, if they had broken into the party last night, God knows what would have happened."

"Disney boy and girl idols, go to hell! This is a DT restricted area, please don't interfere in other people's marriages!"

"..."

When the overwhelming news came from the background of the website, Tim Storey was going crazy. Realizing that he had made a big mistake, he quickly deleted the video manually. But...it was too late, and the entire Internet was already frantically reposting it.

And, when he turned on the TV, it has become a big news in the entertainment industry.

"Last night, Snoopidoo formally proposed to Taylor Swift at Jessica Alba's home, and sang the new song 'arry-you', a song dedicated to the proposal that has become a hit on video sites. Currently, The d-party is close to collapse, and they all expressed that they cannot accept such a result..."

Tim Story is going crazy.

This is not the truth, but my video did not record Snoopy's previous speech, which created a scene where Snoopy was proposing to Taylor Swift.

"This is a montage technique!!"

Storey pulled his hair, and at this moment he actually began to hate his own directing talent.

Meanwhile, Doug is waking up in bed.

He opened his eyes, he didn't know what was going on outside. He patted his drowsy head, he didn't even know when and how he came to this hotel. He's kind of broken.

When he came out of the bathroom, he washed his face.

His consciousness became much clearer. At this time, the phone rang. He picked it up and saw that there were 50 missed calls.

When the sound of Miley Cyrus crying came, the puppy didn't even know what happened. He asked Miley Cyrus: "What's wrong? Did something bad happen in London?"

Miley Cyrus cried and told Snoopy that the British people are fine, but why did you propose to Taylor Swift?

Proposal?

Doug was stunned. It took him a long time to figure out what was going on from the crying. When he turned on the hotel computer and saw Tim Storey's video, he quickly explained to Miley Cyrus: This is not true at all. I didn't propose to Taylor. The song was given to Director Cash Warren, who has been emphasizing to me that he didn't show up at the wedding, and he wanted a song to make up for it. Then I suddenly got inspiration and sang this song. The video doesn't capture what I said before I sang.

After Miley Cyrus heard Doug's explanation, she burst into tears immediately.

She believed in Snoopy unconditionally, because in her heart, Snoopy was a person who never lied.

In the afternoon of the same day, an extended version of the video also appeared on the Internet. The conversation before the puppy sang was played out truthfully, which made the dt party who was extremely depressed immediately relax. They jumped up and laughed at dt party for nothing.

Although the dt party was a little disappointed, they still responded very proudly: at least they were at the same party scene at the time, and they even kissed. Maybe they are now officially a couple.

In the evening, Jessica Alba was interviewed by reporters. She told the media: "The song was indeed dedicated to my husband. But I think after last night, Taylor and Snoopy should have a new start."

When she said this, she couldn't hide her joy.

When asked by reporters, she remained silent.

She didn't want to make a big fuss.

She couldn't wait to see how Snoopy and Tyler would react, the prank had been such a success for her.

But for the Disney management team, these three days were nothing short of a nightmare.

On the first night, the Jonathan brothers are villains, and the Disney Princesses are accused of being face sisters.

The next night, Miley Cyrus lost Snoopy, and the dt party raised its banner!

Fortunately, on the afternoon of the third day, the matter was finally cleared up. However, it is undeniable that the dt party has gained the upper hand after these three days of storms.

"In the future... can the Heat's away game to Los Angeles be canceled?"

The head of Disney's management team is going crazy. Snoopy's arrival has almost completely destroyed his boy idol group and made a new generation of little princesses fall into bad news.

"Fortunately, the public opinion has been taken away by the competition between the d party and the dt party. Today, there are not many people on the Internet who mentioned the Jonathan brothers being beaten, and the news index of the plastic sisters is also declining." The person in charge of public opinion monitoring "We can even let the 'steak incident' go by without a press conference," Sadr said.

The general manager glared at him: "This is the worst situation, there is no one to scold. The popularity has been sucked away by that guy Snoopy!! Look at what is being said on the Internet now. Praise him for being brave, righteous, and personable. And he's brilliant.... He sucked the popularity of all our idols away in just three days. Now when people mention Jonathan brothers, they will only say that they are the little dukes Negative supporting roles, when it comes to Selena and Demi, it will only be said that they are at odds with each other."

"I hope he never comes to Los Angeles again."

The roar of the general manager carried through the entire conference room.

...

Doug looked woebegone on the bus to Sartmento, despite all the praise from the outside world, he not only improved his skills, won two victories, and created a popular marriage proposal in the past three days in Los Angeles hymn. The public opinion on the Internet and TV all praised him, and Lin Weiwei also called to tell him that the endorsement price has been raised by another 30%.

However, what he never dreamed of was that he also took a copy of the marriage registration certificate with him.

It has my own autograph on it, as well as a photo with Taylor Swift. Even though both of them seemed delirious, the abominable priest actually gave his blessing.

In the video Jessica Alba sent me, the fuck did I say 'I do'.

Oh, God! Can't you forgive a nineteen-year-old boy who isn't good at drinking?

The puppy clutched his head.

The bus was also silent.

Spoelstra was throwing the biggest tantrum of his tenure as Michael Beasley and Mario Chalmers were arrested in Los Angeles while driving a white Land Rover snaking down the road while Doug was having an absurd night. The police arrested them on the spot and they were charged with drunk driving.

Although they bailed out on a sum of money, it has become a scandal.

The punishment of the league headquarters will come soon, and the Heat are also preparing to teach these two rookies a profound lesson. Of course, they have to go to some community activities.

"Our rookie this year is really outrageous."

Banks' voice suddenly sounded strangely: "Everyone is good at winning news pages..."

Shut up! !

Duge's roar suddenly roared throughout the carriage, and everyone could feel his irritability and rage.

Marcus Banks subconsciously dared not speak up, he smelled danger, and his senior Sean Marion also reached out to remind him not to attack the puppy.

"Snoopy's business is not the same as the two of them at all."

Spoelstra gives the most authoritative explanation.

This is the consensus reached by the Miami uniform group. Whether it was the night before he shoved a steak into Brother Jonathan's mouths or the night before he wrote the proposal song for the Cashwarrens, it was in the category of positive news. Even the Miami Heat should thank him for raising the profile of the team. How can it be involved with drunk driving?

Before arriving at Satmento, Spoelstra handed down Pat Riley's penalty and suspended the team for three games.

This penalty was beyond the expectations of all the players. At first, everyone thought it was a small matter of fines or a review. But I didn't expect to be banned.

Dwyane Wade therefore specifically consulted Spoelstra. After all, the Heat now have a very good record and have broken into the top three in the Eastern Conference. If the team's second scoring point and Mario Chalmers, who has gradually become the starting point guard, are suspended at this time, who can top it?

"The president wanted Snoopy to take that responsibility," Spoelstra said.

Dwyane Wade frowned, and he asked, "Let Snoopy play point guard?"

"why not?"

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