One Hundred and Eighty-Six: [The Proud Son of Heaven Is a Little Pitiful]

On the night of arriving in Sartmento, the puppy finally picked up his cell phone, and he called Taylor Swift. ◢Щщш.sUimEnG.lāBefore this, he had been hesitant to confess to Miley Cyrus, but finally decided to hide it. After all, you can't tell her 'I didn't propose to Taylor Swift, but we got married'.

This is simply absurd.

Like Doug, Taylor had her marriage registration, hers being the original.

She was surprised and terrified.

In the final analysis, they were just boys and girls who had just entered the adult society. The shackles of marriage suddenly fell from the sky and bound them. Neither of them knew how to deal with it.

After a long silence, Duge suggested: "Or let's go for a divorce."

"No." Taylor Swift replied firmly.

"Then what should we do?" Duge was under a lot of pressure.

"Until we find a better way to deal with it, let's just pretend it doesn't exist and maintain the status quo, okay?" Taylor Swift said.

"All right!"

This seems to be the best way to deal with it at the moment.

Before hanging up the phone, Xiaogou apologized to Taylor Swift again. Although he knew that American women did not care as much about "famous festivals" as Chinese women, it was indeed a very big thing for him to suddenly let a young girl become his wife. faux pas.

After all, Sartmento is the capital of California, and the reporters here are very polite.

They even asked the dog: "When you see director Tim Story's footage online, do you feel offended by his director's cut?"

"Tim is a very interesting man and I believe he just had too much to drink. He has apologized to me sincerely and I am sure he will ask the person concerned before posting these videos in the future. But for now, it's over And, we became friends through this incident, and I may even participate in a movie directed by him in the future."

Doug replied very gently.

"So, will you record the official version of "arry-Yu"? Now the whole world is crazy about this sweet marriage proposal song, and many people, including me, hope to buy this song."

"Um,

If I have time, I will make it. Doug replied with a smile.

"So, what's your comment on the drunk driving incidents of Michael Beasley and Mario Chalmers? As far as I know, the Heat have announced their team suspension, ESPN and other basketball media have also expressed that they said you will will be the biggest winner in this incident.”

"I don't know the specific situation at the time, so I can't give my point of view. And in this matter, there is no winner." Doug's answer was very serious.

Then, he seriously asked the reporter from Satmento: "Aren't you going to ask a little bit about the game?"

The reporter from Sartmento was also very frank: "Sorry, we really have nothing to ask about the game."

The reporter's apology was a bit darkly humorous. But the truth of the matter is brutal.

The Kings are now at the lowest ebb in team history. As Adelman left for Houston, the magnificent chapter left by Princeton has been completely annihilated in the end, and the only remaining one, Kevin Martin, was also injured a week ago. It can be said that the Kings took the lead on the road to the lottery.

Therefore, in this game, Doug appeared again.

And, as a point guard.

When this picture appeared on Time Warner TV, viewers in the California area felt a burst of time and space confusion: So, did Snoopy really become a point guard?

In fact, no, 70% of the time Dwyane Wade is still holding the ball and pushing half court. ..

It can be said that the form is greater than the content.

Because when Snoopy faced Uduri and Bobby Jackson's double-team, he still seemed at a loss. Although he didn't let them steal the basketball, it actually affected the rhythm of the fast break.

Even though the double-teaming is also undermining the Kings' own defense, the stagnant feeling still makes the puppy a little uncomfortable.

However, he played well in his first game as a point guard. Especially the two tactics that cooperated with Dwyane Wade perfectly brought out the entire Heat's team offensive. This makes Spoelstra very pleased.

However, the three offensive lines that Duger himself launched a quick offensive are still a bit blunt, because Dugger still does not change his rhythm enough during the march.

But it has begun to take shape.

With Snoopy's progress, the Heat's coaching team is very optimistic.

They have already firmly believed that the puppy will definitely become an excellent striker in the future! !

So far, everyone still generally regards Snoopy as a forward with organizational attributes, not a defender.

After the game, the puppy who scored 7 points, rebounds, 8 assists and blocks looked depressed. With the game already divided in the second half, Spoelstra encouraged him to take more shots.

So in the second half, he easily contributed the super data of 0 shots and 0 shots, including three non-sticks, one of which even hit the referee under the basket.

Although he awkwardly raised his hand to admit his mistake, the gesture only fueled the laughter in the arena. The Heat's bench collapsed into a ball with laughter.

"Snoopy is a scheming guy. The referee just gave him a rookie whistle, and he immediately hit him in the side with a cruise missile." Dwyane Wade joked about this in the locker room. little brother.

Tonight, he scored 28 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists and blocks in 22 minutes of playing 2-of-3 shots. He has to admit that his efficiency was more than usual when he partnered with Snoopy.

Because Snoopy is too smart, he will always appear in the right position, and he can always catch the opponent's defensive loopholes, which makes his scoring overwhelming.

Of course, this is also inseparable from the corrupt defense of the Satmento Kings.

"If this matter can make the referees in the NBA calm down, I don't mind shooting a few more bread balls in each game." After the dog returned to the locker room, he immediately became calm.

His relaxed tone makes it hard not to doubt his motives.

"Snoopy, can you tell me how you hit that lore three-pointer?" Sean Marion recently started talking to the puppy. He is the player who has received the most favor from the puppies. He is now averaging over 20 points per game once again. This even changed the caliber of the media. The media that had been calling him a junk contract before began to restrain themselves, and instead stated that he had started his second career.

No one will have trouble with money, Sean Marion is already calculating whether he will jump out of the contract this year, and then renew a long-term contract of about 70 million for five years.

"Ask Michael Beasley, he once told me that it just takes a little bit of inspiration to shoot. I think, in that moment, I caught the inspiration."

It can be seen that the puppy has been quietly repairing the cracks between the two major forces.

This makes the coaching staff particularly satisfied. Their love for the puppy has grown stronger.

In fact, only Marcus Banks in the entire locker room is still obsessed with Snoopy. Because he found that while he was trying to help Joel Anthony compete for the center position, Snoopy had quietly taken away his playing time at point guard.

It made him almost explode. And in this game, when he heard Spoelstra encourage him and let him fire as much as he wanted. He almost gritted his teeth: why? How could someone who couldn't score a single goal in the training camp still get unlimited shooting rights?

This kind of resentment has been piling up in his heart.

"Inspiration? Could it be that you've been 'swallowing clouds' with someone recently?"

Banks sarcastically said.

boom!

The ice pack on Michael Beasley's locker was thrown directly at him. Just as Banks was about to make a move, Sean Marion took the initiative to go over to comfort him: "Calm down, calm down! Don't provoke trouble on purpose."

This made Banks feel absurd. He realized that his senior had changed. Not only did he start to be close to Snoopy, but now he even protected Michael Beasley.

The strife in the locker room was over soon.

Because, journalists were let in.

Although there are clear rules in the locker room that no photography is allowed, some things are worse if they are reported in written form.

Both sides have died down. This is the unspoken rule of the NBA. The internal conflicts of the team should not be exposed to the media as much as possible.

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The news of the four-game winning streak in away games came back to Miami, and Florida has long since lost the voice of mocking Snoopy. The speed of those media changes is faster than Iverson's rssver. They started singing the praises of the puppy and even analyzing what Snoopy got from his trip to Hollywood.

Compared with the No. 2 show of drunk driving, Snoopy, who hit and sang, was praised by everyone.

Doug has been paying attention to the dynamics of the Miami media. Since the first regular season, the criticism has been much less. After playing the Atlanta Hawks, media reports became relatively objective. Following the Heat's back-to-back victories in Los Angeles on this road trip, criticism from the media has all but disappeared, replaced by praise after praise.

"Do you still want Snoopy to be the point guard for the next game?" Spoelstra called Pat Riley, who was far away on the south coast.

Pat Riley nodded: "Why not?"

"But the opponent is Stephen Nash." Spoelstra said worriedly.

"I know. I also know that his next opponent is Allen Iverson." Pat Riley said calmly: "That's why Beasley and Chalmers were suspended for 3 games."

"Forehead……"

Spoelstra knew that the Godfather was a scheming person, and making such a calculation was simply in line with his usual style.

However, he suddenly felt that Beasley was a little pitiful. The proud son of heaven has been suspended for 8 games because of the puppy....

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