Nine Hundred and Fifty-Two: [Bullying Honest People]

Things in the world often do not change according to personal will. They always move forward following objective laws.

For example, the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Miami Heat.

No matter from any angle, you can see that the Miami Heat are more focused, tenacious and want to win this victory.

The Lakers, on the other hand, seemed a bit frivolous. They had far more smiles on their faces than the Miami Heat, and they simply didn't have the temperament to win despite their defeat.

But, they won!

In this game, they revealed their hidden strengths one by one, and they told the world: Our happiness is real, and our strength is also real.

Whiteside and Milicic started in the second half. As soon as they came on the court, they completely changed the living environment of the Miami penalty area. These two people, plus Snoopy, the three of them teamed up to build a tenacious and dense air defense net. !

In the third quarter, the Flash reached the paint area five times in the positional battle, returning twice without success, twice being blocked, and once causing a foul.

Although LeBron's report card is a little better, the undeniable fact is that their paint area was shrouded in defense and their core position fell.

Although in the third quarter, they still relied on superb and efficient defensive counterattacks to score a lot of points at a fast pace, and even fell behind by only 3 points before entering the fourth quarter.

LeBron scored a triple-double in three quarters, the Flash scored 26 points in three quarters, and Chris Bosh also scored 18 points. They played impeccably.

However, after entering the fourth quarter.

They still couldn't withstand the Purple and Gold's offensive, as Snoopy started firing on all cylinders. As soon as he came on, he used the screen of the Black Mamba to drive straight into Miami's paint area. Although Birdman Anderson made a volley and tried to block him: but the result was that he was knocked to the floor by the Duke's powerful body, and the dunk was in The top of his head descended mercilessly.

That’s the energy of Duke Snoopy.

Then, he hit another three-pointer.

Although LeBron James gave his answer-ball in every round, the two shooters on the wings, Ray Allen and Lewis, also maintained a very high shooting percentage in the fourth quarter.

They worked together to score points with their tenacious will and superb talent.

However, when the game entered the countdown to 50 seconds.

The Purple and Gold Army showed its sharp fangs. Snoopy worked together with Kobe Bryant in the penultimate 47 seconds to complete a tough steal from LeBron James. Although James raised his hands and claimed that he had been violated, the referee was indifferent.

And when Snoopy sprinted to the frontcourt with the ball, he mercilessly raised and dropped the knife from outside the three-point line, and the one-three point difference widened to 8 points.

If this goal pushed the Miami Heat to the edge of the cliff.

Well, Whiteside dug a grave at the bottom of the cliff by knocking Chris Bosh's shot straight off the court on defense.

boom!

Ray Allen's missed three-pointer at the critical moment was equivalent to jumping into the grave with the Heat.

Then, Kobe Bryant rushed into the frontcourt with the ball and completed a jump shot, announcing that the Heat's loess was buried to the knees.

Then, LeBron James declared with a golden three-pointer that he would still be doing sit-ups in his grave with the Heat.

However, in the last 8 seconds they could only use the foul on Snoopy.

The Duke closed their unyielding eyes with two free throws.

boom!

As the Flash missed a three-pointer, Milicic slapped the basketball outside the three-point line. Snoopy grabbed the basketball and the whistle sounded...the game was over.

The Heat are confident and trying their best.

But losing is losing.

After the game, Snoop hugged James and told James, who scored 42 points, 11 assists and 10 rebounds tonight: "Although you lost the game, you won my respect. I am happy to have an opponent like you. "

LeBron smiled faintly and tried to convince himself: "This is just a regular season game. We'll see you in the finals."

Dougal patted him on the shoulder.

He likes LeBron's stubbornness, just like Artest pretending to be a tough guy outside when he clearly can't beat his wife.

"There is a classic saying that the best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, followed by September 2012."

Snoop smiled and answered TNT's question about Whiteside and Milicic: "We dug out these two good saplings at that time, and then we carefully cultivated them. For their growth, Kobe even faked an injury and went to practice for three years. months. I really want to thank Kobe for his silent dedication. He has been selected as one of the ten people who touched Los Angeles in 2012-2013. The other nine people are Ron Artest, Baron Davis, and Steve Brey. G. Antoine Jamieson..."

The Duke doesn't mind making the Black Mamba so angry that he vomits blood, nor does he mind making the audience in front of the TV laugh until they burp.

Since coming to Los Angeles and forming a crosstalk group with Steve Nash, his logic has become more and more illogical.

"Tonight, the key to our victory was Whiteside, Milicic, Jordan Hill and All-Star Carlos Boozer. They completely dominated the paint, which is why the Big Three combined for a record 86 points. The reason why we can still win.”

"Of course, if Kobe Bryant only missed five shots tonight instead of 13, we would have won."

After the Duke said this, he handed the camera to Milicic and Whiteside.

The two of them were looked down upon by commentators at the beginning of the season and were considered the biggest holes in Los Angeles. Now they have transformed into the interior barrier of the Purple and Gold Army. I didn’t seem to have suffered much along the way.

When asked by reporters whether he worked hard this season to prove to those who once underestimated him, Whiteside held it in for a long time and then chose to be honest.

"No. I just train normally, and sometimes I even leave early. I am very happy this season. Artest gave me a car and often took me to each teammate's house to play in the autumn breeze. Every time we train, we are full of enthusiasm. There’s laughter, we have fun every game, and whether we win or lose, someone is always going to be unlucky.”

Whiteside even called out Ci Shiping's nickname: xiao-a-tai (little Artest). Snoop often called Ron Artest this way, and everyone later followed suit.

Speaking of which, there is another allusion. Big Beard once asked Snoopy what the Chinese meaning of this sentence was. Snoopy replied: It is the abbreviation of little-Atest. In Chinese, adding a small in front of a name means cuteness.

Big Beard was angry at that time: He is really small, but how cute is he?

So, from then on, despite Ron Artest's protests, 'little' became literal.

Moreover, the big beard also gave his argument: If he is not young, he needs to buy medicine from Stephen Jackson? If he wasn't young, would his wife beat him every day?

Forehead….

Very logical!

"If there's nothing else, we have to end this interview quickly. Today is Byron's birthday, and I'm worried that we'll be late and won't be able to get the wine."

When the female reporter planned to ask the third question, Whiteside said in an incomprehensible manner.

Then, he quickly slipped away.

Their actions really puzzled reporters and viewers in front of the TV: Have the Lakers become so out of touch now? Why is the thinking logic completely different from other teams?

At this time, you have to admire Earl Johnson's professional ability.

Although the information in this interview was very messy, he still sorted out the serious content in a serious manner and raised it to the level of values.

"That's why the Los Angeles Lakers are going to win tonight."

"They have been working hard all season, and they are a united and friendly team. When the core players will choose to cultivate themselves for the growth of new players, when the old players selflessly provide life conveniences to the new players, when the whole team can't wait to Going to celebrate the birthday of an old player. In such a positive and selfless atmosphere, you can't help but grow."

"The biggest difference between the Lakers and other teams this season is that they gave up a lot of honors and a lot of wins. However, they gained the growth of key position players. Milicic, Whiteside, Jordan Hill, they handed over beautiful Report card, they lived up to the team’s training for them!”

"How can people not like a team like this?"

"I have to admit, this is the team with the best chemistry I've ever seen and the team that has improved the most in a single season."

"Speaking of which, we have to mention Snoopy. If he had not arrived, everything might be different. Maybe the Lakers with the Big Four of Howard, Nash, Gasol, and Kobe can achieve better results. record, but I don’t think they have such a wonderful chemistry, let alone such a happy atmosphere.”

As Earl Johnson was talking, he actually had the urge to sing a song.

His impassioned words made the die-hard dog fans feel ashamed. It turned out that there was such a novel angle in praising the Duke: I really have little talent and little knowledge, and I feel ashamed!

Kenny Smith didn't expect that Johnson would suddenly explode, it was like a 400-pound fat man suddenly dancing a tap dance.

Damn it, this style of painting is wrong!

But, anyway. His words had a very good publicity effect on the Purple and Gold Army.

At least the veterans sitting in front of the TV who are eager to retire and re-employ, the underappreciated newcomers, and the players who are regarded as parallel imports are all ready to move. Even if they don't get paid, they want to go to the Lakers to gild.

Listening to Whiteside's words and Earl Johnson's exaggeration, the Lakers locker room is simply like a utopia. Who doesn't want to experience it firsthand.

Suddenly, Kupchak's phone was bombarded with calls again.

"It's really annoying. Why do some people always want to cut their salary and join our team?"

Kupchak looked mean and complained to Buss.

Bass was also a guy who always had pretentiousness with him. He actually frowned, breathed hard, patted Kupchak on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Thank you for your hard work."

The assistant in the VIP box watching the conversation between the two people was stunned for a moment: "You are obviously very beautiful in your heart, but you are still pretending to be serious, making yourself like Al Pacino. Hollywood is next door, why don't you two go there?" What about acting?

The bearded man has many Hollywood friends, including Jessica Alba, the former most beautiful woman in Hollywood who is rumored to have sexually transmitted diseases. She is his best friend: Artest once asked him this question, but the bearded man denied it. Said this was a random fabrication by the tabloids. At the same time, he also emphasized... You see, so many people used to say that Snoopy was a playboy and owned half of Hollywood, but now, he is not innocent.

As soon as he said these words, Snoopy next to him couldn't help but take a breath, and subconsciously became more worried about Jessica Alba's condition. After all, the scandals reported about him in the media are just the tip of the iceberg.

Of course, the bearded man did not invite Hollywood celebrities such as Jessica Alba to his birthday dinner. He was worried that the appearance of these teammates would damage the image of the purple and gold aristocratic team.

On that night, the Purple and Gold Army undoubtedly maintained their fine style of eating, drinking and packing.

The poor bearded man finally managed to get three pieces of Iberian ham from Spain this time, but he didn't get any of them.

I didn’t know if little Artai was born in the year of the dog, but he got wind of it and ate one on the spot. The remaining two were all packed, and even Kobe Bryant got involved.

The reason given by the Black Mamba is quite affectionate: Seeing these hams, I couldn't help but think of Pau Gasol, and I decided to take some back to commemorate them.

I miss you chicken.

Eat whatever you want, you say it so affectionately.

If you want to remember it, apply for a trade and go to Chicago, as long as you can get back two hundred bottles of Romanée-Conti!

The bearded man was filled with slander.

However, it is just a slander.

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The nightlife here of the Lakers is quite splendid, but the Miami Heat over there are in a heavy mood, as if their veins are filled with mercury. LeBron James concluded after the game: "We neglected to pay attention to the inside, and we were caught off guard."

This is indeed true.

However, they could not come up with a solution.

This is a headache for Pat Riley. If they really encounter the Lakers in the finals, they have no confidence at all. After all, the Big Three really couldn't have played any better tonight, but they still lost.

God knows how the Lakers are so good at hunting for treasures. Milicic is a second-place importer, and Whiteside, a guy whose name I have never even heard of, actually plays at the level of a first-line center. How can I explain this.

Even if you have bad luck, you won't get it three times in one summer.

Pat Riley really doesn't want to deal with oily heads now. He wants to get an afro, but Snoopy's head is about to explode anyway!

Now, all he wants is a time machine. He wanted to go back to the damn 2008, immediately draft Snoopy with the second pick, then hold his thigh tightly, not allowing him to go anywhere, and lock him up for the rest of his life.

In this way, you don't have to do anything, and you will get at least three championship rings.

However, how could there be a time machine? For matters like time travel and rebirth, just go to Qidian.com. How could it happen to an old foreign man in Miami?

When Pat Riley was worried about the possibility of meeting the Purple and Gold Army in the Finals, the Purple and Gold Army decisively lost to the Minnesota Timberwolves in the last regular season game. They showed a losing momentum that could not even pull ten bulls away. live.

With a slight lead, little Artest came on the bench. Little Artest hit the basket. It was really a dramatic change.

Pat Riley, who was far away in Miami, was almost killed by him, and his heart jumped out of his throat.

This is so bullying! !

If you hit a bull, you will lose it, and if you hit a timber wolf, you will lose it.

He co-authored the book to bully Miami and bully honest people, right?

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