Nine Hundred and Sixty-Two: [Sweeping and Seeing Swinging Again]

The whole world knows that Snoopy is very strong, and everyone knows that Kobe Bryant was once very strong.

But they really haven't seen this scene now.

In the third quarter, Snoopy and Kobe were like two armed robbers who stormed into the Energy Arena and shouted loudly to all Thunder players and 20,000 home fans: Give up resistance, you are surrounded.

At first, everyone thought they were crazy.

But in the end, with their lawless and indiscriminate attack firepower, they did it.

Goose City was captured like this.

To everyone's surprise. In everyone's established understanding, this is even a tough battle in which Thunder has the upper hand. Why...the Lakers just showed up with a pair of guards and blew them up?

The TNT commentary box has long since changed from the unreasonable fight between Kobe and Snoop to 'Long live Kobe's dad, long live Duke's dad'.

For this game alone, the Purple and Gold Guns deserve any kind of praise.

Twenty points in a single quarter was originally the repertoire of superstars, but now, these two people have scored 20 points each. And the shooting percentage is so high, the most magnificent single-quarter performance by a duo in NBA history.

"Is there any point in the fourth quarter?"

When Earl Johnson asked such a question, one can imagine how low the Thunder's morale was.

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After the start of the fourth quarter, the Thunder organized a wave of attacks, and they still tried to restore the point difference.

However, Snoopy led the bench and was turned away.

It was Artest who crushed Goose City's hopes.

Young Artest was as tough as steel against other teams, so he was called Gangtai for short.

But why is it so comfortable to play against the Thunder? He can do anything from outside the three-point line, racing in the paint, and even showing off a pull-up jump shot from the free throw line.

It's like being possessed by the Black Mamba in the third quarter.

So...naturally, the Thunder raised the white flag with five minutes left in the fourth quarter.

They couldn't fight. The Purple and Gold used a lawless offensive in the third quarter to shatter the momentum of the home court. In the fourth quarter, Artest acted like a spoiler and extinguished the last hope. He was even beaten.

Just sweep.

It’s also good to make a salted fish.

Damn your championship dream!

Durant left the arena with his head hanging down before the final buzzer sounded, and a handful of fans crowded on both sides of the tunnel to cheer him on. But in fact, he could tell that several of the kids were holding Snoopy jerseys, and they were here to get the Duke's autograph later.

He smiled wryly and stretched out his hand, giving them a few perfunctory high-fives, then walked back to the locker room, took a shower, changed clothes, and headed home.

He doesn't want to accept any more interviews from reporters, and he doesn't want to have any more post-game summary meetings with the team.

Pointless.

The ambitions before the start of the playoffs have evaporated with Snoop and Kobe's crazy attack in the third quarter. This is not a question of fighting will, but a question of common sense: How can an AK47 collide with an atomic bomb? The Lakers have no good intentions at all this year. They pretended to be crazy in the regular season, but they were really deadly in the playoffs. Sweeping the Nuggets in the first round, they actually hid their strength! How unfathomable it is.

‘Snoopy, please be a human being and stop playing your rivals like this, okay? How much strength do you have that you can’t show off at once? Why should you give your opponent all the happiness in vain! ! ! ’

When Durant was waiting at a red light on his way home, he couldn't help but take out his cell phone, skillfully switched to the trumpet, and typed out these words.

In May in Goose City, it suddenly started to rain lightly, hitting his glass with crackling sounds.

His car radio somehow switched to a Chinese channel, and singing came out: the cold icy rain patted his face randomly, and the warm tears mixed with the cold rain. The color in front of you is suddenly covered up, and your shadow lingers around you mercilessly. You betrayed me like an executioner, and my heart seemed to be stabbed with a knife...

Although I can't understand what is being sung.

But Adu feels that this song fits his current mood very well.

So, he listened all the way.

When we arrived at the door of the house, another song was already playing on the radio: I should be under the car, shouldn’t be in the car….

Then he killed the engine and walked to the living room.

As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw Snoopy and Black Mamba showing off their love on TV.

"If it weren't for me, he would never have been so crazy in the third quarter. He still wanted to solve the problem in conventional ways, but I advised him to indulge himself."

"No. Kobe should thank me. If I didn't give him the touch, he wouldn't be crazy at all..."

Snapped!

Durant smashed the TV with a sudden force: Yes, if you were hurt during the game, will you still be hurt after the game?

The answer is: yes.

Even if he smashed the TV, the all-pervasive media would still have enough channels to let him know how shocking the Zijin Double Gun's heaven-defying massacre last night was and how many historical records it had broken.

All the media seemed to be on edge. They had not seen this arrogant way of ruling for too long. Snoop and Kobe, they arrogantly harvested the Thunder's resentment and dissatisfaction, just like the wheels of history rolling away, crushing them in the dust.

From the opening of the game, 20,000 fans created numbing chants and pressure, to the end when only a handful of fans watched the 26-point difference indifferently because they were afraid of traffic jams.

The Lakers conquered Oklahoma State in the most tyrannical way possible.

Overwhelming praise poured into the City of Angels, and Snoop and Kobe Bryant were even called the only combination that could surpass Jordan Pippen.

Such nonsense swept through San Antonio, Chicago, and Miami like a whirlwind.

If the sweep in the last round proved that the Lakers have the strength to challenge for the championship.

Then the surge in the third quarter of our game seemed to remind these three teams: You should weigh yourself in advance whether you have enough strength to compete with the Lakers.

The positioning of the Purple and Gold Army instantly changed from a competitor to a strong defender. After all, they were like cutting through tofu with a machete, killing the Thunder, which was second in the Western Conference with 60 wins in the regular season.

Even though the series isn't over yet, is there any suspense left? Is it still possible for the Thunder to take the game back to Oklahoma?

Even Shaquille O'Neal had to change his mind: "Okay, I now admit that this Lakers are about one-half as strong as the 2001 Lakers."

Sharks have never been good at math.

But the several statistics he listed are enough to prove from the side the change in the position of the Purple and Gold Army in everyone's mind through these games: Before the start of the playoffs, the old shark claimed that the 2001 Lakers were 10 times better than the current Purple and Gold Army. After sweeping the Nuggets in the first round of the playoffs, he said he was five times better. Now, after the Thunder's home game, it has doubled again.

Doing some math, that means the current Purple and Gold Army is five times stronger than the Purple and Gold Army in the regular season!

Well... no wonder the San Antonio coaching staff is frightened and the Miami Heat's Big Three are desperate.

As for Chicago, their media inexplicably began to discuss how much they lost in that transaction: because with Snoopy's strength, the draft picks traded by the Lakers have become worthless. Secondly, with Howard struggling so hard with the team now, he probably won't renew his contract next season. In other words, the Lakers only exchanged Gasol and Howard's one-year rights to Snoopy and Boozer.

This is such a... loss to the point of explosion.

Why did everyone say that the Bulls made money and their strength rose instead of falling?

Raise a feather. If Snoop hadn't let off steam during the regular season, he wouldn't have won first place in the Eastern Conference. Moreover, judging from the antagonism that Howard has created within the team now, it is not easy to surpass the Heat.

Once you fail to win the championship, you will be at home with your grandma.

As for the current situation, there is little hope.

Therefore, there is endless regret and regret floating in the sky over Illinois. Although the series is still going on, the frustration has long been felt on the back of the paper.

For Bulls owner Reinsdorf, he was so angry that he vomited blood. The team's market value has dropped very significantly, which has been happening since September last year... Those capitals don't recognize the league's number one book strength at all, they recognize Snoopy.

If I had known this... why did Derrick Rose need to be traded in the first place? What kind of brain disorder do I have to think about using my American thinking to speculate on Snoopy? Snoopy is not a selfish person at all.

Look at the current Lakers and what the Buss family has made. Although they cut off most of their shares. But...the growth in market value has been fully earned.

Moreover, according to the current trend of the Lakers, it will continue to rise. They surpassed the market value of the New York Knicks before this year's All-Star Game, and are now running towards 1.5 times the Knicks' market value.

Once the Lakers win the championship, it will be amazing... Reinsdorf doesn't dare to think about it at all, because his heart can't bear the stimulation.

Speaking of which, aren’t the owners of the Knicks and Miami angry?

They are also losing blood.

Who would have thought... that after going round and round, the Lakers would actually take advantage.

Moreover, old Bass is indeed very cunning. He even took the initiative to cut off his flesh and tie up Snoopy with equity: Why the hell didn’t I think of that at the beginning.

For Reinsdorf, if he knew it could be done, he would have cut off the flesh. There was no hesitation at all. Although the whole world knew that he was Grandet, he was not stupid.

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When the news that the Lakers twins broke into the Thunder's home court spread like a plague, the little Duke was playing with the latest lawnmower, and he planned to repair his lawn.

Because he was really depressed.

I finally waited for Daphne to come back, but...she was on her period.

He could only live with his oral addiction, although the electric feeling made him extremely happy. But as the saying goes, the first time is fresh, the second time is familiar. After a few more times, the efficiency of this kind of stimulation is also plummeting.

After all, no matter how bugs collide, they must be subject to the jurisdiction of human psychological thresholds.

And when Snoopy heard that Daphne was going to Orlando to inspect rookies the day after tomorrow, he could only vent his frustration on the grass in the back garden.

Compared to Duke Snoopy, he can't get what he wants.

Black Mamba is kind of like... he wants to leave but can't.

When he returned home, Vanessa was very happy. Vanessa watched the reports on TV and then watched the third quarter. She was very interested in Kobe Bryant, a fierce and powerful man. She said that she had studied human genetics and said that men were most likely to give birth to boys in this situation.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter whether there is any scientific basis for this.

Anyway, Ke’s sister-in-law just wants to try.

Just give it a try and make various requests repeatedly. Talking about early morning, evening, noon, dawn... All in all, she just wanted Kobe to transfer his anger towards the Thunder to her.

Woman, your name is greed! !

If he didn't have two and a half days of rest, Kobe would really not want to serve.

But there was no other way, in order to have a son, I had to leave it to Vanessa's mercy.

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The third showdown is coming soon.

After three days of psychological construction, the Thunder finally regained their fighting spirit and courage, and showed the spirit of "never sit still and wait for death".

If Daphne doesn't get her period, they might actually have a chance to get back on track. Because Kobe Bryant, who was overworked to give birth to his son, was a bit weak: after all, he was thirty-four years old and could not withstand the torment of a Mexican woman.

And their master, Artest, failed to show his bravery tonight and showed off his random cloak style.

But... the depressed Snoopy exploded.

He scored 12 points in the first quarter, which was quite satisfactory, but he only scored 13 points in the second quarter.

But in the third quarter, when the Thunder's two young men tried to overtake the score, Lord Duke showed his power. Starting from when he hit the second three-pointer of the game at the top of the three-point arc, it was followed by the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh.

Six unreasonable three-pointers in a single quarter wiped out the Thunder's efforts.

It also made Charles Barkley once again say in full makeup in the commentary box: "Duke Snoopy never competes for victory or defeat in the fourth quarter."

Such words are undoubtedly the greatest harm to Thunder fans.

But, so what?

They can only think in their hearts: How great it would be if...if James Harden was still on the team. Maybe we can overthrow the Lakers.

So, ‘if’ is a good thing.

‘If’ can allow people to still have enough room for daydream and self-comfort when they witness a tragic failure.

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The third game was won without any danger, although everyone knows that Snoopy's explosion cannot be had in every game. But...it's impossible for the Black Mamba to shoot 3-for-15 every night.

Therefore, despite this game, the Lakers only won by 13 points, which was the smallest margin of victory in the entire series.

But everyone is still optimistic that the Purple and Gold Army will sweep into the Western Conference Finals.

They will also become one of the four fastest teams to reach the finals in the 2013 playoffs.

In contrast, San Antonio is still struggling with the Memphis Grizzlies, who defeated the Clippers. They have already tied 2:2 after the early start, and the battle at Tianwangshan is about to begin.

The Heat in the Eastern Conference are slightly better. They currently lead 3:1.

The Chicago Bulls are a little depressed. They currently only lead 2:1. Since they lost a home court in the first three games, ball commentators now generally believe that they will even need six or even seven games to resolve the battle.

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