Nine Hundred and Fifty-Seven: [The Lakers Are Strong, the Lakers Are Fierce]

If Snoopy's super quadruple-double shocked basketball fans and media around the world, it also made James, Durant and half of Westbrook sleepless. Well, the Lakers massacred the Denver Nuggets by a huge score, which made the strong teams in the East and West who aimed to win the championship wipe their cold sweats.

When Mr. Greg from San Antonio heard the news, he cursed on the spot: "That's too much!" ! !

The Lakers were too good at pretending during the regular season. In the second half of the season, they played like a senior tour group. They were showing off every day and did nothing real. As a result, in the playoffs, without giving anyone any reaction, he just showed his sharp fangs and bit the Denver Nuggets' carotid artery!

Is it easy to be like George Karl? He has been playing basketball all his life, has he suffered such a disastrous defeat?

Moreover, if this trend continues, disastrous defeats and quadruple-doubles will follow.

While mourning the Nuggets, Popovich and members of the Spurs coaching staff watched the video of the Lakers vs. Nuggets game overnight.

How could Snoopy put this problem-ridden team together so tightly? Whether it is the parallel imports that were questioned before the start of the season, the rookie inside group, or the criticized veteran group, they are all like catkins in March, flying all over the court, not only clingy, but also annoying! This is how the Nuggets' forward group was worn out.

The most important thing is, how can Kobe Bryant be so efficient when playing without the ball?

In the past, various teams believed that the two iron kings Snoopy and Kobe were placed together, and one basketball was not enough to score points. As a result, Snoopy practiced the art of quadruple-double, and the Black Mamba became a one-on-one player without the ball. On the contrary, it was the old guys like Steve Nash, Baron Davis, and Jamison who were so passionate about it that they showed off all kinds of performances. The operation makes the show's scalp numb.

"Can we beat them?"

Popovich emerged from the team's video room with more question marks on his mind than Baron Davis' beard.

In fact, such question marks also occur in Miami, Oklahoma, Chicago and even Boston.

All teams aiming to win the championship must accept this damn fact.

The Purple and Gold are no longer the senior traveling team that says, "Wolf is an attitude."

They have now expanded to the point where they can squeeze a team as big as the Denver Nuggets into their teeth. Isn't this all for the championship?

It was sunny on April 21, but it suddenly started raining heavily in Miami.

The air was filled with the sound of someone's heart breaking.

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When the second game against the Denver Athletics came, the basketball circle was still reeling from the aftershocks of Snoopy's super quadruple-double. With the active promotion of Charles Barkley, Reggie Miller and others, Duke Snoop now seems to be the only person who can overturn Michael Jordan's historical status.

Before this, the media tried to hype Kobe and James, but they were far from each other.

However, Snoopy came out of nowhere and continues to improve by leaps and bounds every year. Now he firmly occupies the position of the number one player in the league. Naturally, people have higher expectations for him. And this expectation is to surpass Jordan!

Barkley and Miller were both the victims of Jordan's hand. They wished that someone would pull Michael off the throne as soon as possible, so they were quite excited.

When Michael Jordan was interviewed at a golf exhibition, he calmly replied: "I have two three-peats! He is still far away."

He said this very calmly.

However, Buckley kept emphasizing: "Michael has a guilty conscience. Once he feels fear, he will subconsciously touch his nose. I know him too well. We must realize that the threat Snoopy poses to him now is unprecedented. After all, Snoopy’s sneaker sales have surpassed that of the Jordan brand, and his net worth has skyrocketed with the listing of Facebook. I can even say that in addition to the number of championships, he has surrounded Michael in all aspects!”

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Although Snoop was the central figure in the incident, he had no interest in the discussion. Even when reporters asked him about the matter before the game, he said helplessly: "The thing I am more concerned about now is, I I'm looking for a purchasing agent in China. I hope he can deliver the purple clay teapot to Los Angeles as soon as possible. That Black Mamba guy is driving me crazy right now."

God knows where Kobe heard the news. He actually thought that the purple clay teapot and red wolfberry went better together.

Isn’t it…a chocolate drink with Dove on a rainy day?

This kind of message always pops up in the Duke's mind habitually, and he doesn't know where it comes from. It's as if the songs he wrote already existed in a certain time and space, and he just reached out and grabbed them, and they became natural.

The game against the Denver Nuggets was nothing new, and the Athletics' forwards played weak from the start. Although they were full of momentum, they automatically braked when they saw Snoopy running towards the penalty area: the mental pressure brought to them by the four-double was too great.

As a result, Snoopy and Whiteside were collecting rebounds in the paint area.

The best player for the Lakers tonight was Steve Nash.

I don’t know if it’s because Snoopy gave him a brand new Siemens lawn mower, but his shooting percentage from the three-point line tonight was more accurate than Korver who received a razor!

The Duke is holding back his fight tonight. He really doesn't want to prepare a 'record-breaking' game for all the players on the team, all the members of the coaching staff, and the ball boys in the training hall who open the door for him and fetch him water every day. A gift.

It's not a question of money.

But... it's really inconvenient to buy things here in the United States, and you have to prepare such a large quantity.

He would rather be like Davis, ordering a batch of red wine, and everyone would drink it and take it away, how refreshing it would be.

And even though...the Duke can restrain his performance tonight. He still scored 22 points, 18 rebounds, 15 assists, 5 blocks and 3 steals in less than three quarters.

Looking at the NBA's dense data table, this actually broke the Lakers' triple-double record.

However, the sensation of this triple-double is far less eye-catching than the quadruple-double.

So...the gift is gone.

But amid the ardent expectations of Artest and others, Snoopy sang his famous song "JUST-the-way-you-are" in the locker room. The reason is that Whiteside's new girlfriend is a die-hard fan of Snoopy and must ask him to fulfill this wish.

To be honest, the Duke suffered even greater losses this time.

I prepared gifts for everyone, totaling fifty or sixty thousand dollars.

But to sing a song, according to the price of commercial performance, it starts at least 300,000 yuan, which is still US dollars!

Damn it, these idiots don't know how to appreciate pop music. They rap like jammed machine guns all day long.

Doug felt like he was at a big loss.

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Meanwhile, the Nuggets are at the end of their rope. George Karl sat in the press conference, dozed for a while, said nothing, then turned and left.

If it weren't for the contract restrictions, he would want to resign and leave now. Anyway, the contract will not be renewed next season, so why wait and suffer.

Is beating the Lakers a job for humans?

Every game is a big fall behind at halftime, a collapse in the third quarter, and a garbage time of laughter in the fourth quarter.

This is all like a routine.

Moreover, it is obvious that the Lakers have not yet exerted their strength.

How to play this?

I sucked so hard that I didn't even touch the other person's clothes. How could I play a duel with him?

Wouldn't it be better to just lie down and be laughed at?

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Although George Karl and the Nuggets performed futilely in Los Angeles, few people jumped out to criticize them back in Colorado.

There is no way, the strength gap is right in front of you.

It can be seen that the players have worked hard, but what is the use of hard work? Efforts can only bring Snoopy a quadruple-double... In the second game, Snoopy didn't work so hard to hit the basket, and Snoopy immediately only got a triple-double.

well!

The greatest sorrow in the world is this: fans hope that players will stop working so hard because the losses will be smaller.

The third and fourth games with the Athletics were both held at Denver's home court, and there was still no suspense.

In an arena with less than 70% attendance, the Lakers easily took away two away victories.

This made Bass pretend to sigh in the office: Alas! There are so few tickets sold for a game. Why is it so difficult in the world?

In the eyes of his sister Jenny Buss, his sighs were 100% showing off and arrogance.

Jeanne Buss was originally opposed to the deal, and she vehemently protested the ceding of her stake. However, there was no way she could defeat her old father. Buss Sr. made the overall decision, and then Buss Jr. took over smoothly. Now Jenny Buss has been completely left out, and she is not even allowed to interfere in the business of the Los Angeles Sparks.

"This kid is lucky." Jenny Buss always sighs like this. She feels that her focus will be on going to Hollywood to hook up with young talents who have not become famous.

After having a platonic crutch love with the Zen Master for so long, it’s time to enjoy the life a woman should have.

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"The most successful thing the Denver Nuggets did in this series was that they didn't allow Duke Snoop to complete a quadruple-double in the series. Their forward group was very smart in controlling their desire to attack the basket, which allowed Snoopy's blocking data dropped off a cliff. In the second game, he only blocked 5 shots. In the third game, he only had 6 shots. In the fourth game, it dropped to a frustrating 3 times. Alas! Maybe I shouldn’t have said that.”

Buckley was an actor sometimes, and he actually acted out his frustrated expression on the television.

But then, he failed. Because he started asking Shaquille O'Neal: "Now, do you still think the 2001 Lakers are ten times better than the current Purple and Gold Army?"

"Well, I have to admit. This series made me look at them with admiration." O'Neal said with a big grin: "So I need to slightly modify the data. The 2001 Lakers are only 5 times better than the current Lakers!"

"Although they swept the Nuggets with a big score. However, you have to know that the Nuggets do not have superstars, not even All-Stars this season. They are just a civilian team with not very detailed defense, so don't expect them to be able to win in the game. Something big will happen in the playoffs.”

"The Lakers' opponents in the next round are not ordinary. According to the current situation, the Thunder, which leads the Rockets 3:1, will advance soon. They have a complete lineup and have two superstars and an All-Star. The team, not to mention they are a strong defensive team, I think the Lakers will definitely suffer in the next round, and they will even reach the seventh game!”

Shark O'Neal said with good reason.

And there was a gloom in Oklahoma City as he spoke. Many Goose City media even publicly said: This is what O'Neal said and has nothing to do with us!

There is no way, the Purple and Gold Army is too fierce. This team brings together two of the most powerful revenge-monsters in the league.

Whoever makes them unhappy for one minute will make the other person unhappy for a year.

In the past, the people of Goose City were ignorant and always provoked Snoopy. Later, after being cheated a few times and suffering losses, they became smarter and just wanted to be a low-key person and win in a low-key manner. I don't want Snoopy to become a Super Saiyan.

Moreover, now he has the Black Mamba, a historical paranoid, by his side. Once the two of them join forces, Kobe will be able to keep his grudges with O'Neal in his pocket, and the Thunder will not be able to let them shoot and lie down with anger. Also shot!

Therefore, the people of Guo'e City are determined not to memorize this.

The old Shark doesn't play in this league anymore anyway. He is used to talking loudly, and he is not afraid of the two's revenge. But Goose City still has to live.

What's more, the original three Thunder Young Masters are now killing each other fiercely.

God knows how the third brother came to be so completely transformed when he went to Houston. Not only did the European step become weirder, but he also practiced the step-back step to make it even more threatening. The most depressing thing is that his porcelain shooting is getting more and more amazing.

This made the eldest and second brothers very passive.

At this time, the fans of Goose City will always pull out the detonator Presti and whip him: Is it worth saving those millions? You squeezed everything out, even if it was to pardon Perkins? Why are you so stingy!

Well now, a powerful enemy is coming.

There are only two young men left from the third young man, and the civil war is still going on in the first round. The Rockets also played really hard against the chicken thieves. Under the leadership of the third child, each one is like a bowling ball. There is no need to bump, just a little touch, He fell to the ground.

It makes the boss and the second guy want to die. If I had known this, it would have been better to keep Harden and take care of the Lakers.

Although, the Thunder still have the confidence to compete with the Purple and Gold Army.

However, if the third brother is here, the chance of winning will definitely be higher!

While the Thunder were sad about Harden's departure, Snoopy's eyes were focused on the game between the Spurs and the Warriors.

The Spurs now also lead 3:1.

Although the Golden State Warriors played very well, and Steve Curry and Klay Thompson were great shooters, the experienced Spurs controlled the rhythm, dragged the Warriors into the swamp, and then used their rich experience to easily resolve it. .

Their promotion is at hand.

Basically it’s 4:1 with no suspense.

On the second day of the Lakers' promotion, the Eastern Conference's Miami Heat also advanced with a sweep: Although they did not defeat the Atlanta Hawks as smoothly as the Purple and Gold Army, they did not produce such a shocking move as a quadruple-double. But it’s a real 4:0.

This gave them the impression of being the top seed in the Eastern Conference, even though they were ranked second during the regular season.

Correspondingly, the Bulls were defeated at home by the little-known Bucks in the first game of the first round. Although it has won three games in a row now, the exposed internal problems still exist and are even getting worse. Howard has publicly complained in the media that he is completely dissatisfied with his right to take action.

Tom Thibodeau expressed the hope that Howard would put the team first. Moreover, he believes that Howard's back injury has not fully recovered and he should not frequently play in isolation with the ball.

However, Dwight and his team believe they are fine.

He is in a contract year now.

well!

Snoopy sighed, what he didn't want to see finally happened.

The results of the other series are: Indiana Pacers 2:2 Brooklyn Nets, New York Knicks 3:1 Boston Celtics. Memphis Grizzlies: 2:2 Los Angeles Clippers.

Judging from the situation, the Pacers, Nets, Grizzlies, and Clippers are evenly matched, and they all have the possibility of advancement. But their shortcomings were exposed, and it was difficult to get past the second round of the playoffs.

On the contrary, this year's New York Knicks have shown a bit of a renaissance momentum. Since Duke Snoopy traveled west, the Knicks seem to have escaped the Monkey King of Wuzhishan. Under the leadership of Carmelo Anthony, the Knicks are getting better and better. Their team of Anthony and Star The trident of Demier and Tyson Chandler finally found a chemical reaction.

Now they are able to push the Celtics to the ground and beat them up, which shows how strong they are.

Therefore, the current New York fans are still very happy.

Of course, the joy is not to mention the names of Donnie Walsh and Snoopy Doo.

At the mention of Snoopy, their happiness turns to depression.

And when it comes to Donnie Walsh, they curse. Some irritable black men on the streets will even pull out the pistols in their waistbands and point at you.

Donnie Walsh has already become a curse to New York!

Anyone who mentions him deserves a beating.

It’s the same as running to the black guy and saying ‘that’.

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