Nine Hundred and Forty-Seven: [The Council of Elders Has Decided that Today Is Your Birthday]

"Let Kobe Bryant be the point guard? Isn't this the same as asking the big bad wolf to herd sheep? He must not take up all the ball?"

"Also, Snoopy's current shooting rate can only be said to be average. How can he be allowed to play the role of the top attacker in a strong side position? He is also doing positional offense work, which does not suit his personality. Set it up!”

"As for Steve Nash, although he has played run-and-gun, it does not mean that he has a strong ability to break through and attack difficulties, and he is already old. Don't always do one-handed chops when playing alone. , Can’t you just make a layup?”

After the Lakers lost to the Denver Nuggets and defeated the Minnesota Timberwolves, reporters asked Mike Brown about their biggest concerns.

Mike Brown's answer fully demonstrated his status in this team: "Our team must pursue diversified development, just like a university, there are always various societies. I very much praise them for their courage to try different roles and serve as a team." The team has made a wonderful contribution to creating a better chemical reaction. As for the specific reasons for this, I don’t know, and I don’t dare to ask!”

Mike Brown has a smile on his face and is very naive.

He has been completely tempered by LeBron, and he will definitely be a good prospect among B assistant coaches in the future.

And when reporters asked about the Black Mamba. Kobe's righteous reply was, "It's time to change people's stereotypes. As a point guard, I am no worse than those two arrogant guys, and those two guys will never have the scoring ability like me!"

He is very decisive.

But the fact is that in the two games he was a point guard, the Lakers' overall offense was cut into pieces.

So, before the game against the Golden State Warriors, he was benched.

He was replaced by the bearded Davis, who was widely welcomed in Oakland. First of all, it is because he has shed blood and made contributions to the Golden State Warriors, creating the first black eight miracle in team history. Secondly, it is because he is relatively weak. This is easier to deal with.

Baron Davis has always refused to accept old age. He believes that he is getting stronger with age and often touts how heroic he is in the locker room. But in the blink of an eye, Artest overheard that he had recently been looking for his old teammate Stephen Warriors Jackson to purchase blue Viagra. As for how Ron Artest controlled the first-hand information, it was because he was also a regular customer of Wu Sheng.

This also involves the No. 1 drug leader, Wu Sheng Jackson.

That night, Kobe Bryant said righteously on the plane, "Players like Jackson will never be sent to the Lakers in the future. It will ruin the atmosphere."

Recently, many old players are ready to make a move. Many people hope that the Lakers management can retire and rehire them at a super price. Among them was Martial Saint Jackson.

When Kobe finished saying this, Ron Artest added, "Let's get him here. He can play and shoot, and he's cheap and good. Besides, Kobe, I think you'll be able to use him sooner or later!" "

These words immediately angered Black Mamba.

Fortunately, Snoopy has quick eyesight, otherwise the Black Mamba's thermos cup would have hit Artest.

Regarding the thermos cup, Snoopy recommended it. He believes that the Black Mamba should now turn around and maintain a healthy Mamba. The reason is that if you play for a few more years and win a few more championships, wouldn't it be good? It’s not a big deal to be a ten-time champion!

Kobe absorbed the setting of the thermos cup at that time, and even added wolfberries to it like crazy. To what extent? Others are looking for wolfberry in the water, but he is looking for water in the wolfberry!

It’s so fierce!

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The price for Artest's death was that he was killed without warning. Artest said this was naked class oppression. He emphasized that he would seek strength from Stephon Marbury who was far away in China because they were both New Yorkers. .

This was beyond Snoop's expectation. He did not expect that Ron Artest would also pick up the iron fist of the proletariat and hit the rotten Kobe Bryant privileged class.

In order to prevent this matter from expanding, he teamed up with Steve Nash to kill Kobe Bryant in the name of the Supreme Council of Elders. There is no way. Although Kobe is a member of the Senate, he only has one vote.

Snoopy protected little Artest's dignity.

At the same time, it also allowed Baron Davis to reap the benefits. This incident started and ended because of him. The so-called good cycle of heaven is probably like this!

In this battle with the Golden State Warriors, Baron Davis successfully played the role of front wave. He used the data of 2 of 11 shots to highlight the greatness of Curry, who scored 32 points on 14 of 22 shots.

If it hadn't been for the last moment, Duke Jr. continued to rush into the paint to cause damage, if it hadn't been for Steve Nash's dying struggle with 1 of 5 three-pointers, and if it hadn't been for Whiteside who blocked Klay Thompson's layup on the backboard superior.

In this game, the Lakers lost by 11 points!

"Alas! This fully proves that the Purple and Gold Army is just a ball of sand without me. There is no need to raise it, just take a few steps and it will be dispersed."

Kobe was 'heartbroken' after the game.

Seeing that the ranking was about to drop to fourth, the Thunder came to the door.

Oklahoma has been competing with the San Antonio Spurs for the No. 1 spot in the Western Conference and No. 1 league in the recent period. Their attitude is very clear, they do not want to meet the Purple and Gold Army in the second round.

But now, the Purple and Gold Legion went crazy collectively, let themselves go, and rushed towards the fourth place in the Western Conference.

They were stunned.

They are confused!

Is there any point in striving for first place?

What if the Lakers finish fourth and we narrowly escape first place? Do we still have to fight them in the Western Conference semifinals?

What are they doing? How could anyone be so unconventional?

Both teams secretly strongly requested the Lakers to be more serious and play seriously. This is no child's play!

Their staff even lurked in the Lakers fan forum, hoping to use posts to arouse the fans' opposition and use the fans' voices to force the Lakers to play seriously. (For this reason, Kevin Durant secretly provided several trumpets)

But... Lakers fans are also weird.

They felt that such a group of old men were quite good, and every time they watched it, they would miss a scene. Wouldn't it be nice if we could let them spend their old age happily with Snoopy?

They are happy, but the Thunder and Spurs are extremely unhappy!

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However, something even more unpleasant soon happened.

The Thunder's soldiers received a slap in the face at the United Center. Because of this game, the Lakers soldiers suddenly launched a slogan to celebrate the happy 34th birthday of Baron Davis.

They wanted to celebrate the happy birthday of the bearded Aries man.

The reason was that Ron Artest broke the news that Davis had recently imported a batch of good wine from France, and everyone decided to divide the land among the rich, not only to drink it, but also to take it away.

Originally, Snoopy had little interest in red wine, but Jamison, Artest, Steve Nash, Milicic and others were particularly enthusiastic. So he and Kobe both approved the proposal. And in the name of the highest decision-making group, Davis was designated to celebrate his birthday today.

So, February 22nd is still ten days away in Aries.

The Lakers started a shameless celebration. They first assigned the birthday boy to the starting lineup, but he was replaced by Steve Nash within 20 seconds of playing.

"I felt like a prop."

The bearded man returned to the bench and spoke seriously to the naive Mike Brown. He hoped that the head coach could give him a fair word.

Mike Brown smiled and comforted him, "Son, at least your Bordeaux wine is of top quality."

The bearded man wanted to cry, but what turned his attention was the smiling face of Artest, the culprit. He couldn't bear to take another look because he was afraid that his grandson would suddenly sing "Happy Birthday to You!"

There's nothing these guys can't do.

boom!

Whiteside completed an alley-oop dunk on the court. Before the bearded man knew what was going on, he pointed over excitedly and shouted, "Happy birthday to you!! Brother!"

snort.

They are all superficial brothers, and they all come here for my red wine.

Codes!

Davis muttered something, but he didn't feel happy about his birthday at all. It's not that he feels sorry for these two bottles of wine, he feels sorry for the two hundred and twenty-eight bottles!

At the same time, the younger brother Westbrook, who was modeled after the bearded Davis during the draft, is also undergoing Snoop's trial, and he is very painful.

He doesn't know why Snoop is going against him tonight. Wouldn't it be bad to go against Kevin Durant?

You monster, you upgrade one level a year, one level a year, and you restrain me with every option. Now I have no advantage at all. You actually want to confront me, why don't you show some brotherly feelings?

"Tonight, I invite you to Davis's birthday party. There is a lot of red wine, and you can take it away."

Dugger extended a friendly invitation to Westbrook after blocking his signature zombie jump shot.

But Westbrook was not happy at all. He just thought angrily that if he lost the game, I would definitely move all the red wine away! To relieve the hatred in my heart!

Fifteen seconds later, when Kobe Bryant deceived Durant with one of his trademark feints and hit a fadeaway jumper, he extended the same invitation and suggested he could take away the wine.

Durant also made the same vow in his heart. If we lose, I will definitely drink all the red wine from you Lakers players!

At least at this moment, they were connected.

And when their thoughts turned from losing to red wine, their shooting touch also betrayed their bodies.

When the two core players shot 7 of 23 and 8 of 22 respectively, you have no way of expecting your team to defeat the Lakers, who are experiencing a collective explosion of veterans.

126102.

The Purple and Gold Army used a 24-point difference to tell Lakers fans that we were just playing for fun before, but it was still very fierce when we were serious.

Moreover, there is still more than a month before Baron Davis's birthday on April 14, so there is a birthday dinner.

It all depends on what new good news Ron Artest can get from Big Beard.

However, it is estimated that after tonight, a sign may be hung outside the bearded mansion that Ron Artest and dogs are not allowed inside!

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