This Curse Is Just Awesome

Chapter 22 Changling Strange Land (Part 1)

"The end of the sky, the corner of the earth."

"Half of my close friends..."

In the cold windy sky, under the noise of the roaring propellers, a wisp of singing floated faintly.

"A pot of turbid wine will consume all the remaining joy."

"Sunset Mountain, Waishan..."

"good!"

"Pa bang bang..."

In the flying helicopter, next to the hot hot pot, Ma Yan clapped excitedly: "That's great."

"Ahem." After clearing his throat, Chen Yu picked up a piece of donkey meat stained with spicy oil, stuffed it into his mouth, and looked at Ma Yan: "Sister Ma, do you think it tastes good or does it sound good?"

Ma Yan shook her chopsticks: "It sounds good, and it tastes good. It's all good! It's all good!"

"Hahaha……"

After swallowing the food in his mouth, Chen Yu picked up the goblet, shook the red wine in the glass, and said seriously: "I, Chen, have traveled all over the world, relying on my ability in culture and martial arts to be different. Not only eating, drinking and having fun, but also snow, moon, wind and flowers. "

Chen Siwen, who was holding the bowl on the side, rolled her eyes.

Ma Li's face was expressionless.

BB curiously observed the boiling food in the pot.

Only the pilot in front hesitated to speak: "Guest...guest. Can't eat hot pot with the sound of helicopters."

Chen Yu: "Shut up."

Pilot: "...Okay."

"when!"

After clinking glasses with Chen Yu, Ma Yan's beautiful eyes wandered: "Brother Yu's demeanor is just like the strong wind blowing and the clouds flying..."

"Shit!" Ma Li couldn't help but say: "Singing and eating donkey meat hot pot on a helicopter, don't you think it's outrageous?"

As she spoke, she swallowed a piece of cooked donkey meat.

"How outrageous? This is obviously very reasonable."

Chen Yu sipped the red wine lightly,

Looking around at the vast scenery outside the window, he said loudly: "When you are alive, why do you care about the details of the branches? In this situation, you need to recite a poem! There must be wind, there must be meat. There must be hot pot, there must be fog. There must be a beautiful daughter. , there must be a donkey.”

"Pop!"

Ma Yan stood up and clapped her hands excitedly: "Okay, okay."

"...Customer." The pilot could not hold back and spoke again: "Please keep the center of gravity stable on the helicopter."

"Did you hear that?" Chen Yu glared at Ma Yan: "What are you standing up for? Your center of gravity is unstable."

"oh oh."

Ma Yan suddenly realized and hurriedly wanted to sit down, but was stopped by Chen Yu.

Chen Yu: "You are standing and we are sitting, so the center of gravity is unstable. But if we both stand up, won't the center of gravity be stable?"

Driver: "..."

"Get up." Chen Yu stood up and waved: "Eat together! Sing together! Brother driver, come too."

Driver: "Customer, my mission is to escort you all to Changling City safely. I don't want to eat."

"Whoosh!"

"Swish swish——"

As soon as the driver finished speaking, he heard a sharp whistle coming from the distance!

"Missile!" Chen Yu's expression suddenly changed, he burst out with energy, ejected suddenly, and rushed out of the cabin with BB on his back.

"Wow..."

The metal hatch was smashed by the way.

The few people present, except the driver, were all warriors.

The reaction was also extremely quick, and they jumped out one after another in a burst of blooming energy.

"boom!"

"Boom..."

The next second, the helicopter turned into a rising fireball.

The person was in the air, adjusting his balance, and Chen Yu looked around. I was relieved when I found that Chen Siwen, Ma Li, and Ma Yan had all successfully jumped out of the plane.

But because the efforts of several people were not the same, they flew further and further away from each other.

In the flash of lightning, Chen Yu scanned his surroundings, suddenly pointed to a bare mountain below, and shouted: "Gather on the mountain in a moment!"

The strong wind blew against my face, making it difficult to speak.

Ma Li, Ma Yan, Chen Siwen and others all raised their hands and waved to indicate that they had heard.

"Attention! There may be follow-up attacks on the ground."

Everyone waved again.

After finishing the instructions, Chen Yu turned back to BB and said: "Open the umbrella."

"The altitude is still very high, do you want to open the umbrella now?"

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "I need to be the last one to land and see where they all landed."

"good."

BB reached out and pulled down the paracord.

"boom--"

The parachute bag opened instantly, causing BB's body to tremble.

And she hugged Chen Yu tightly, and naturally "stopped" in the air with Chen Yu at the same time.

"Buzz buzz..."

Above, the helicopter wreckage was surrounded by flames, falling faster and faster, and finally spun and crashed into the jungle.

The firelight that had dimmed was once again bright and dazzling.

"boom!!"

Two seconds later, the deafening explosion was heard by Chen Yu and others.

"Wow."

After a while, Chen Yu completed his landing. The parachute rope was hooked on the tree trunk and he was suspended in mid-air.

Without him having to say anything, BB had already pulled out his long sword and cut the parachute rope with one strike. And at the moment when the two fell freely, they used "Flash" to stand steadily on the ground.

"GOOD."

Thumbs up for BB’s tacit understanding. Chen Yu mobilized his energy and rushed forward as fast as possible.

According to observations before landing, the one closest to him was Ma Yan.

Secondly, there is Ma Li.

Finally, it was Chen Siwen who jumped the farthest and flew the farthest...

"These two beeps."

While running, Chen Yu cursed: "Just try harder and jump back to Qingcheng."

"boom!"

"Dong dong..."

The mountains and forests are difficult to navigate.

Chen Yu chose to go on a rampage.

With the blessing of strength, he was like a bulldozer, breaking all the trees wherever he passed.

Soon, Chen Yu broke out of the dense forest and came to a broken mountain road in the forest. He found an off-road vehicle parked on the side of the road.

On the roof of the car, there was also a "huge and round-waisted" woman standing.

Seeing Chen Yu, the woman didn't hesitate at all. She swung a giant hammer, stepped on the queen's high heels, spread her thick thighs wrapped in black stockings, and said fiercely: "Drink!"

"Level 4 warrior..."

Squinting his eyes slightly, Chen Yu immediately used the [Leap of Faith] martial skill.

After getting the "status gain", he took the sword with his right hand and patted BB's butt with his left hand.

BB understood, calculated the intersection time of the two current speeds, and decisively activated the motherboard skill.

"Uh-huh!"

The space is slightly distorted. Chen Yu, who was charging, suddenly disappeared.

When he appeared again, he was already behind the "strong woman".

The woman's body was shaken violently and she was frozen in place.

One second...

Three seconds...

Five seconds later.

The strong body was spewing blood and falling apart.

"choke."

After inserting the sword back, Chen Yu turned around, glanced at the stockinged leg still twitching in the pool of blood, turned around and ran in the direction of Ma Yan.

His own strength + space skills + BB's sword can already make him kill level 4 easily.

Naturally, the premise is that the other party does not know his information...

"Sir, I saw it! Sister Ma Yan!" Not long after running, BB opened his clairvoyant eyes and pointed straight to the left.

Chen Yu turned slightly and continued running for half a minute, and sure enough he saw Ma Yan.

At this time, Ma Yan was surrounded by four "strong and strong women".

Two level 4s.

Two level 3.

The two sides are locked in a confrontation.

"Brother Yu, you're here." Ma Yan pushed the frame, looking very happy.

"A level 2 warrior?" Among the strong women, the leading one curled her lips: "A man who wants to die?"

"who are you."

Chen Yu adjusted his position and stood firm, forming a pincer attack with Ma Yan.

"We are one of the special forces of the Fair Association." The shrew stretched out her thumb and pointed at her well-developed chest muscles: "Pretty girl hero."

Chen Yu: "..."

Ma Yan: "..."

BB curiously raised his head and took a few glances: "Sir, is this what you said, that human gender is neither male nor female?"

"...Fart!" The shrew suddenly roared: "We are beautiful girls! Women!"

His voice was so loud that it caused the fallen leaves nearby to fly.

"You... better not waste the word 'beautiful girl'."

Pulling out his long sword, Chen Yu lowered his center of gravity and slowly approached, preparing to launch an offensive.

The attack suffered this time was highly targeted.

He didn't know if there were any other forces involved in the Fair besides missiles and the Sailor Moon Force.

It must be resolved quickly.

Seeing Chen Yu's actions, Ma Yan also stepped forward.

"A level 2 and a level 3 have surrounded us? Do you still want to take the initiative to attack?" The shrew sneered, raised the mountain axe, and shouted: "Little Lianxiang! Little Xiyu."

"Here!!" The middle-aged woman wearing a bloated cheongsam on the left said in a thunderous voice.

"Yeah!" On the right, a middle-aged woman wearing JK clothing is majestic.

"You take care of that level 2 kid, and Sayuri and I will kill the level 3 guy."

"yes!"

"Let's get started..."

Before she finished speaking, Ma Yan suddenly waved her hands: "Sneak attack!"

Lime powder spread all over the sky, captivating the eyes of the four strong women.

How could Chen Yu miss such a good opportunity? He immediately charged forward with his sword and struck Ji Ba blindly.

"Sneak attack!"

"Shuashuashua..."

As the sword shadow flickered, the beautiful girl troop fell to the ground like fallen wheat, dead.

"Brother Yu!" Ma Yan was excited, patted the lime on her hands, walked three steps at a time, then walked close to Chen Yu: "Brother is so awesome."

"You are awesome. Where did you get the lime?"

"It comes from eating roasted gluten."

Chen Yu: "?"

Ma Yan sang: "Roast the gluten, roast the gluten, so that you can eat real lime..."

Chen Yu: "...This joke is so fucking bad."

He lowered his head and inspected the bodies of the women.

After confirming that they were all dead, Chen Yu asked BB: "Where are my sisters? Where are they? Can they be seen?"

"You can see it, right ahead. Beside a mountain road. Sister Ma Li and Sister Siwen have already met."

"Next to the mountain road... there should be only one mountain road here."

With this thought, Chen Yu waved to Ma Yan, turned around and ran towards the off-road vehicle.

Ma Yan quickly followed, and while running, she looked at BB suspiciously: "You... can see through it?"

Hearing this, BB nodded: "Yes, Sister Mayan."

"...My name is Ma Yan."

"Sister Ma Yan."

"As for perspective..." Ma Yan carefully observed BB's eyes: "Is it some kind of special martial arts?"

"It is not……"

"Stop asking." Chen Yu interrupted BB's reply with a calm expression: "It's not good to know too much."

"Yes." Ma Yan nodded repeatedly: "You are the boss, you have the final say."

Chen Yu: "??"

Follow the same path.

The three of them quickly arrived at the off-road vehicle.

Turning over and getting into the car through the open window, Chen Yu threw away all the "beautiful girl" equipment such as stockings, fishnet stockings, and bubble socks behind the windshield, then turned the key and started the engine.

"boom."

Ma Yan got into the passenger seat without hesitation and put on her seat belt: "Brother."

"Huh?" Chen Yu stepped on the accelerator and turned his head in confusion.

"If your girlfriend knew that we were riding in the same car, she wouldn't be angry, would she?"

Chen Yu: "..."

Follow the winding mountain road.

Chen Yu drove an off-road vehicle and caught up with Chen Siwen and Ma Li who were about to climb the mountain.

"Didi!"

After honking the car horn, Chen Yu stuck his head out of the window: "Get in the car."

Chen Siwen and Chen Siwen turned around when they heard the sound and were stunned when they saw the off-road vehicle. He ran over quickly.

"Brother Yu, where did you get the car?" Ma Li asked.

"Just now, the Fair Association attacked their car."

"Are you hurt?" Chen Siwen asked anxiously as she sat in the car.

"It's okay." Chen Yu waved his hand nonchalantly: "You are quite safe? Were you not attacked?"

"No." Chen Siwen shook her head.

"The fair car..."

On the other side, Ma Li frowned and thought for a moment, then lay down and checked the chassis of the car, her face changed slightly: "Sister, come here."

"What's wrong?" Ma Yan got out of the car in confusion.

"There are explosives under the truck."

After saying these words, Chen Yu and Chen Siwen immediately fled the car in shock and took ten steps back.

"You can't sit around on the enemy's vehicles." Ma Li said seriously to Chen Yu.

"I learned it." Chen Yu handed over his hand.

He really ignored that.

"Sister, can you defuse this bomb?" Ma Li asked Ma Yan.

"What egg can't I open?"

Having said that, as a technical expert, Ma Yan skillfully got under the car and removed the explosives in just half a minute: "It's remote controlled, and the signal is in standby mode."

"Because the signal cannot be transmitted in the wild." Chen Yu said.

"That's right." Nodding, Ma Yan showed the explosive pack: "So this explosive should be left for us to detonate in Changling City. Look at the dust on it, maybe those women don't know they were A bomb was planted."

"How cruel." Chen Yu narrowed his eyes: "Take a few level 4 and level 3 warriors as bait."

"In the Fair Club, no matter how high or low you are, you are always a bait that can be sacrificed at any time." Ma Li shrugged: "From this point of view, the Fair Club is indeed fair."

Shaking her hands and throwing away the explosive pack, Ma Yan sat back in the car and said, "That's all, let's get in the car."

"No...there won't be any more explosives?" Chen Siwen hesitated.

"The power of the bomb just now can blow down a building. No other bombs are needed."

Everyone got back into the car.

Chen Yu started the vehicle with lingering fear and drove slowly: "It seems that the Fairness Association is extremely nervous. Regardless of whether it is an official force or not, as long as they go towards Changling, they will attack indiscriminately."

"There's something wrong with their attack." Ma Li sat in the back row, her brain spinning rapidly: "Even we can dodge a few missiles, let alone the elites from the Magic City. What's the point of this kind of offensive?"

"Yes." Ma Yan interjected: "The highest level of the warriors we are chasing is only level 4. Although they have vehicle-borne bombs behind them, they will definitely not be able to deal with the government bosses."

"So this is a bit strange." Ma Li stroked her chin: "If you want to say that there is no conspiracy in fairness, I won't believe it even if you beat him to death."

"How about..." Chen Siwen was frightened when she heard this: "How about we go back to Qingcheng."

"I won't go back." Chen Yu refused: "I want to suppress the bandits."

"Bandit suppression? Fair meeting?"

"Yes, the Fair Club is a bandit!"

Chen Yu said excitedly: "Is there any more king's law? Is there still a law? The wind is blowing, the clouds are flying, and the warriors are marching in all directions! The fair will fight, we must suppress it at any time! It won't work if we don't suppress it! Think about it, you take it with you My friend was out of town, eating hot pot and singing songs, when suddenly he was robbed by bandits!!"

Everyone: "..."

"So, a day without a fair meeting is a good day!"

Everyone: "..."

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck it!" Ma Yan suddenly clapped as if she was stimulated.

"...Xiaoyu, don't interrupt me. You know what I want to ask. What on earth are you doing in such a dangerous place?"

The car was silent for a long time.

Chen Yu turned around and looked at Chen Siwen: "Do what I should do."

"What should be done?"

"It's...what you should do."

"..."

Looking at Chen Yu's firm eyes, Chen Siwen was silent for a long time, and finally sighed.

"Boom!"

Then, the off-road vehicle fell into the ditch...

Ma Li: "Why don't you look in front of you while driving? Look back at your sister!!"

Chen Yu: "...she is my sister."

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