Chapter 20 The Meaning of Coming to the Northeast...

Ice City, referred to as Ice.

It was called Shangjing in ancient times.

It is an extremely large city.

When the end came, because the length of the city wall to be built was too long, the official simply abandoned two districts and moved the population forward, and then the city wall was built within the specified time.

Entering the city, Chen Yu didn't delay much, he stopped a taxi and took everyone into it.

"Is it a martial artist? Where are you going?" The driver's expression was flat, and there was absolutely no reverence for the martial artist elsewhere.

"Go forward." Chen Yu waved.

"There's a wall ahead."

"Crash."

"……are you crazy?"

"We just came here, and we don't know where to go. You can drive it and hit the meter."

"Okay." The driver nodded and put into gear: "If you say so, then let's go to Moscow."

Chen Yu: "There is no snow in Moscow, so follow the waterway to Singapore."

"Singapore's cockroaches are big, I think it's better to go to Kuwait."

"There are always wars around Kuwait, and the best scenery is Monaco."

Driver: "...skr~"

"Buzz..."

When the accelerator is stepped on, the body slams and drives fast along the road.

Putting BB from his back into his arms, Chen Yu turned back to command: "Ma Li, book a few tickets to Changling City. Leave tomorrow, no later than noon."

"no problem.

"Ma Libi gave an OK gesture:" After entering the city, the net came. I contact my butler to order. "

"Are you going to Changling?" Hearing the conversation between the two, the driver turned his head.

"Yes. Master, look ahead, don't look at me. Do I have a rearview mirror on my face?"

"It's alright." The driver waved his hand: "On these few broken roads, I've been driving for decades, and I can walk even if my eyeballs are dug out."

"Rework the system?" BB interjected suspiciously.

Driver: "Huh?"

"You don't need to pay attention to her nonsense. Go on." Chen Yu covered BB's small mouth.

"Um... eh? Where did I say that?"

"Your daughter-in-law is behind your back."

"Oh yes!" The driver reacted and slapped the steering wheel angrily: "Fuck, I drive taxis day and night, and give her all the money I make. She is so exhausted that she actually messes with the neighbors behind my back! She also Damn it's a human... eh? Fuck! When did I tell you about my daughter-in-law?"

"Anyway, that's all said, let's continue." Chen Yu suggested.

"roll!"

The driver angrily stepped on the brakes and stopped in the middle of the road: "Do you believe it or not?"

"Master, don't listen to his nonsense." Ma Yan quickly smoothed things out: "You continue to drive."

Glancing at Chen Yu, the driver released the brakes and slowly stepped on the accelerator: "Where did I say?"

Ma Yan: "Say your wife is behind your back."

"Well, yes. She's not a good old lady, you know? I...why is the topic still my daughter-in-law?!" The driver growled.

Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "Second broadcast, absolutely."

"squeak"

The vehicle stopped again, and the driver's face turned black: "Get out of the car."

"Don't be anxious." Ma Li jumped out to smooth things out, took out a few hundred-yuan bills from her pocket, and handed them to the driver: "Come on, master take it."

The driver was silent for a moment, reached for the bill, and restarted the engine.

Ma Li: "Master, don't talk to them, let's talk."

Driver: "Okay. I just see that you are a little kind girl. What are we talking about?"

Ma Li: "Talk about your daughter-in-law."

"...No daughter-in-law! I fucking don't have a daughter-in-law! Talking about a barren daughter-in-law?!"

"Okay." Ma Li immediately comforted: "Master, you don't have a daughter-in-law, don't get excited. Didn't your daughter-in-law run away with the neighbors?"

driver:"……"

The vehicle stopped on the side of the road for the third time.

In the driver's seat, the driver's eyes were dull, and he stared blankly ahead.

The sad things that are constantly aroused are like a toilet brush, constantly rubbing against the withered yellow inner wall...

"squeak"

At this time, a traffic policeman approached on a motorcycle, took out a pen and paper, and knocked on the window: "Driving violation, fined 200, pay attention next time."

When the time came, the driver cried.

Tears streamed down.

"Good." Chen Yu patted the driver's trembling shoulder, took out two hundred dollars from his pocket and handed it to the traffic police.

The traffic police glanced at Chen Yu, tore off an invoice, nodded and left.

"Don't do this, Teacher Luo, it's not worth it for a cheater."

"You..." The driver looked at Chen Yu with tears in his eyes: "How do you know my surname is Luo?"

"It's written on your badge." Chen Yu took out a piece of paper and handed it to the driver to wipe his tears. He turned around and sighed at Ma Li and the others: "Look, feelings are the most hurtful thing. Everyone is mad."

"Hmm." Mary nodded.

"It's pathetic." Ma Yan nodded.

Only Chen Siwen had blue veins on her forehead: "Be yourself."

"Brother. As the saying goes, there is no herb in the end of the world? Why don't you go to the nightclub to find it?" Chen Yu hugged the driver and lowered his voice: "It's fate to meet you. I'll take you for health care tonight, and we will cover the cost."

"Really?!" The driver raised his head sharply, no longer feeling sad.

"Not bad." Chen Yu said one of his few Northeastern dialects.

"Okay. I also waived the fare for a few of my brothers." The driver licked his lips excitedly, put on the gear, and stepped on the accelerator: "If we talk about the big health care in Bingcheng, it is well-known in the country. Bathing, rubbing, and sauna , a set of massage... Ba Shi is very good. I happen to be a health care expert, which place I haven't heard of?"

Chen Siwen: "..."

"Brother is awesome!" Chen Yu also rubbed his hands excitedly: "I heard that the most awesome thing in our ice city is to take a bath, how to do it?"

"Simple, just soak a large group of people in the pool, cook for a while, then steam it, lie on the board, sprinkle some milk and salt..."

Chen Siwen: "Let's scatter some more pepper aniseed."

"Yes, anyway, you can sprinkle whatever you like... Wait a minute, what a big idea!"

Chen Siwen: "Even if there is no big news, I feel that you are cooking."

"Don't talk nonsense. This is the characteristic of our Northeast. By the way, where did you come from?"

"Mountain Province."

"Shan Province, that's a bit far." The driver wandered through the alleys and said hesitantly, "The northeast is so chaotic now, so stay in the south, why are you here?"

Chen Yu: "Take a shower."

"Oh!" The driver suddenly said, "That's reasonable. I'm addicted to rubbing, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't rub it for a week."

"Yeah, although I haven't rubbed it, I'm addicted to it. I feel like the end of the world is coming, and this custom of rubbing a bath should be applied for as an intangible cultural heritage."

"The guy has a good record." The driver nodded: "This is a bathroom that is not that big. Otherwise, the alien beasts will come and give them a meal. Maybe the alien beasts are also addicted, so they won't eat us."

Chen Siwen: "...why are you talking about more and more perverted topics."

"Don't talk." With a wave of his hand, Chen Yu continued to ask the driver, "Brother, is it important to just take a shower?"

"Pay attention to talking and learning to sing." The driver said seriously: "Do you know Guo Degang, Benshan or something?"

"I know."

"They came from taking a bath."

"Oh!" Chen Yu was surprised.

"Don't make the customers amused, will they come next time? Chatting is part of taking a bath. Don't be timid when you are rubbing, even if the master is rubbing your calf, you have to spread your thighs to chat with him. "

"Soga..." Chen Yu was stunned.

Chen Siwen covered her face: "You two can talk about something that people on earth can understand."

"Also, taking a bath is also a man's moment." The driver lowered his voice.

"How?" Chen Yu was curious.

"The more manly, the rougher the bath towel he takes. Only women use thin bath towels."

"Is there such a rule?"

"That must be. It's all our unspoken rules. You are a big man, it hurts when you rub it, and the bath master doesn't care about you."

"Sweeping to death..." Nodding knowingly, Chen Yu glanced around the window, pointed to a shop and said, "Master, stop at the hardware store in front."

"what?"

"I'll buy a bath towel."

Everyone: "..."

"Squeak..."

After ten seconds, the car stopped.

Chen Yu got out of the car and trotted into the hardware store, shouting, "Is the boss there?"

"Here." The female boss held instant noodles in her mouth and walked to the counter, not caring about Chen Yu's identity as a martial artist: "What do you want, just say it."

"Is there any sandpaper?"

"Have."

"Give me two of the roughest."

...

It didn't take long for Chen Yu to get back into the taxi with a big bag and a small bag: "Brother, let's go on."

"What did you buy?" the driver asked curiously.

"Bath towel." Chen Yu took out a piece of sandpaper.

Everyone: "..."

"Mud stick." He took out another file.

Everyone: "..."

"Toothbrush." ​​Steel brush.

Everyone: "..."

"There are also some disposable slippers, washbasins, razors and so on."

Everyone "..."

"man."

After a long while, the driver didn't hold the steering wheel, and bowed his hands in admiration: "Man!"

Chen Yu was proud: "Master?"

"man!"

"real man?"

"pure."

"Then take the man to a vigorous venue."

"Okay!" The driver put the fifth gear: "The intestines will be rubbed out for you."

One turn, seven rounds.

In just five minutes, the vehicle reached its destination.

"This is the place."

After getting out of the car, the driver pointed to the bright red plaque above: "Brother, don't worry. I can't find an expensive place just because you invited me. This one is not expensive, and it is consumed by the public, but the decoration and techniques are really good."

"Okay, brother, you are an expert, that's all." Chen Yu picked up his bathing tools and turned to look at Ma Li and others: "Why are you standing still? Go in?"

"No... no." Chen Siwen took three steps back: "I still won't go."

"I'm not going either." Ma Li took two steps back: "I'm not used to washing with so many people."

Ma Yan took out a folded surfboard out of nowhere, excited: "Can you surf in it?"

Ahead, the driver looked at Ma Yan, and then looked back at Chen Yu, hesitating to say: "Where did you guys... come from..."

some idle business.

Including BB, everyone finally entered the bath center.

One person per person is the highest-grade package of 688.

Including bathing, sauna, rubbing, massage, accommodation, food, etc.

Everything you need.

"Then let's get started." Carrying a small bag, Chen Yu said goodbye to Chen Siwen and others: "My brother and I will go to the men's room, and you will go to the women's room. We will meet in the lobby at eight o'clock tomorrow morning."

After all, without waiting for the four to react, they turned around and disappeared behind the white curtain in front of the male guest's door with the driver.

The big bath in the northeast is a public changing room and a public bath.

When Chen Yu and the driver entered the changing hall, they saw more than a dozen people in the house.

There are clothes to go.

More or to undress to go in.

Raising his wrist and looking at the cards in his hand, Chen Yu looked for his own locker: "Well... there, number 249, right in the middle, perfect! That's great! Brother, what's your size?"

The driver swiped his hand card: "250."

"We're next to each other. It's nice."

Picking up his pocket, Chen Yu swaggered to the closet, took off his shirt, revealing a lean body.

"Brother, you deserve to be a martial artist. This figure is tsk tsk." The driver sighed, took off his shirt, and sat on the foreskin bench in front of the wardrobe: "Seeing your muscles, I remember what you said in the car just now. You guys Going to Changling City?"

"Yes." Chen Yu took off his pants.

"Why are you going to Changling? There's been a war there."

"War?" Chen Yu wondered: "Is it going to start now?"

"It's been fighting!"

"Huh? Didn't you say that the support from the magic capital just started?"

"Magic City? What support?" The driver was stunned.

As an ordinary person, he does not have such a rich and accurate source of intelligence as Chen Yu.

Chen Yu also immediately realized this, and changed the topic slightly: "Let's go back to Changling, who is fighting over there?"

"Fair meeting. Fair meeting is fighting with the official government of Changling City and local families. I heard that there is also a fight between fair meeting. Anyway, the chaos has turned into a pot of porridge, and there is no good juice to eat there."

"Really..." Chen Yu was thoughtful.

"Can I lie to you? I suggest that you don't leave tomorrow, continue to play in the ice city for a day, and then honestly return to the south. In the northern city, 600,000 people have turned into wood. Not sure what It's Ice City's turn."

The driver took off all his clothes freely, turned his underwear, and stood up: "Let's live one day at a time. It's better to turn into wood than to be digested into baba by alien beasts."

Hearing this, Chen Yu suddenly understood.

Why in this city, no matter the driver, the shop owner, or the waiter of the bath center, they no longer respect the warriors.

Because in the current situation, there are only two paths left for mankind.

Or die in a beast swarm.

Or die in a conflict of powers.

The capital has been destroyed, and the beast tide will never be defeated.

So in a "mortal" life, what should people fear...

In the bottom of my heart, I sighed lightly.

Chen Yu got rid of the crazy thoughts in his mind and started to undress with concentration.

No matter how the world changes.

His goal is always firm.

That is, to find a suitable alien world and find a way to transfer humans there.

By the way, increase the curse level and enhance the strength.

"Whoa..."

When Chen Yu stood in the C position of the dressing room, after taking off the last piece of clothing.

The original noisy noise in the audience, like the spread of the plague, gradually became silent.

"Snapped."

With his hands on his hips, Chen Yu raised his chest and raised his head. He glanced at the stunned driver, and then glanced at the shocked men in the audience. An indescribable relief swept through his body.

This.

That's why he came to the Northeast to take a bath!

Picking up the small pocket, Chen Yu took Conner's steps and walked into the bathing hall in a condescending manner.

"Clap."

"Clap."

"pat..."

The sound is crisp and clear.

But it wasn't the sound of footsteps...

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