Chapter 13 Invincible BUG!

"Crack..."

"Crack..."

Qingcheng, second floor of Yijing Plaza.

Chen Yu looked at the fragments of the space-time door that fell off like glass, and his thoughts were full of thoughts.

The BB on his back has an equally complicated expression.

"Are you sure you want to come with me?"

"Um."

"Then there's really no going back."

"Yeah." BB nodded.

"Kakacha-"

"Whoa..."

With the last crisp sound, the huge space-time gate disappeared.

Only tan shards were left all over the floor.

"No more..." BB murmured.

"I have a hunch." Chen Yu crouched down, picked up a piece of debris, and played with it.

"What hunch?"

"Maybe it won't be long before I go in again."

"Ah?" BB wondered: "Didn't you say that you will never go back?"

"..."

Chen Yu was silent and did not explain anything.

He took out his backpack, opened the middle pocket, and put the debris on the floor inside.

The BB next to me saw it and quickly came over to help.

"It's very lucky." Chen Yu said while pretending to be.

"talk about me?"

"No, I mean me. I'm very lucky." Chen Yu shook the glass ballast on his hand and explained, "Do you know anything about human beings?"

"There are some."

"Human society,

There is a country. In Asia, official rights are generally stronger. So under normal circumstances, the disappearance of an alien world is definitely news that shocked the whole country. "

Chen Yu shrugged: "Especially the initiator like me, the last one to come out will definitely be unlucky. Fortunately, the country disappeared last month. Isn't that lucky."

"Oh..." BB seemed to understand.

"Whoa."

Lifting the backpack and tightening the zipper, Chen Yu beckoned: "Okay, just pack these for research. Leave the rest."

"Yeah." BB jumped lightly and skillfully lay on Chen Yu's back.

Chen Yu: "...You come down first, put on your clothes and then go out."

"It's okay." BB refused: "That's good."

"It's not a question of whether you think it's good or bad. Isn't it crazy to not wear clothes in public?"

"You're not wearing it either."

"What do you have to do with a lunatic...Gan! What can you compare to me? And I didn't say I didn't wear it?"

"What are you doing here?"

When the two were arguing, the woman who sold the tickets on the first floor alone came over and was shocked when she saw the two without clothes: "Who are you?"

When she noticed Chen Yu who was not wearing clothes, she even turned pale: "Monster?!"

Chen Yu: "..."

...

five minutes later.

Chen Yu put on a pink down jacket, twisted his waist from side to side, and checked up and down: "It seems a little tight. BB, how about you?"

BB put on a sweater, and a pair of gray long pants, and stepped awkwardly: "Yes... a little loose."

"Can you walk?"

"You can walk, but it's not very convenient."

"It's okay, I'll go back and find you a new set of clothes."

"Okay." BB nodded obediently, and then pointed to the female conductor who had collapsed on the ground with only her shirt and trousers left: "What should she do?"

"No one came to this otherworld, and I woke up in two minutes. Don't worry about her."

With that said, Chen Yu took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills from his backpack, put them under the conductor, and took BB away.

Leaving Alien Plaza, he stood in the center of the T-junction, thought for a moment, and decided to lead BB to Mary's side.

Because he didn't know how to explain it to Mother Chen.

The family lived together, and suddenly there was a little girl, and it was not suitable.

And when he went to Ma Li's house, it happened that he had some things to deal with, which was convenient.

After thinking about this, Chen Yu picked up BB and turned around.

Along the way, BB was stunned, his little neck twisted and twisted. Pedestrians, vehicles, flower beds, trees...including buildings rising from the ground, everything seems to be seen.

"Prosperity?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

"It's amazing..." BB was shocked: "This...Is this the world of human adults?"

"Um."

"A lot of people. Everyone looks different."

Chen Yu: "?"

"Each one is unique." BB sighed: "As expected of a noble human being."

"Wait a minute, don't you Glory Robots look different?"

"Our appearance is random. But the types are all fixed templates." BB explained: "Look at human beings, there are tall and short, fat and thin, old and young, male and female... Oh, there are male and female It's the same as Glory Robot."

"No, it's not the same." Chen Yu said: "We still look like men, but they are actually women. They look very beautiful and dress as women, but they are actually men."

"Oh!" BB was surprised: "Amazing..."

"Just talking about gender, there are more powerful ones." Chen Yu was addicted to chatting: "For example, the upper body is female, the lower body is male. The upper body is male, and the lower body is half male and not male. One side is a woman and one side is a man, or both men and women are on the same side. Physically..."

"Oh oh oh!" BB covered his mouth: "No... as expected of a human adult. A hundred flowers bloom."

"It's a good word to use." Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "But I would prefer to use 'Hundred Ghosts Night Walk'."

"Ghost? What is a ghost?"

"It belongs to a part of human beings, with many branches and a huge scale. There are evil ghosts, serious ghosts, drunkards, smokers, gambling ghosts, female ghosts, poor ghosts, dead ghosts, sex ghosts, devils, little devils, foreign devils...etc. Ghosts are the coolest. Known as the tyrants of ghosts!"

"It's wonderful..." BB's eyes widened, and then he sighed in frustration: "If only I were human too."

"Don't think about it."

"what?"

"People are not so good."

Talk all the way, not long.

The two entered the Qingcheng villa area and came to the front of Ma Li's house.

I don't know since when, Ma Li's house has become Chen Yu's activity base...

"What a beautiful house." BB raised his head and praised: "The world of human beings is really beautiful."

"You're late. If it's earlier, I'll take you to see the capital. It's more prosperous."

"Is it not working now?"

"Well. The capital is destroyed. There should be only ruins now." Chen Yu thought about it: "If there is a chance to lead you to the magic capital, it is not bad there."

"it is good."

"Go in for a while, don't talk nonsense. Just follow me."

"Um."

Without knocking on the door, Chen Yu jumped over the wall with BB in his arms and pushed open the villa door.

"Bang!"

The door opened.

In the hall, there are more than 20 men without clothes hanging on the rack.

Under the group, there are seven or eight maids dressed in beautiful clothes.

Each maid still holds a whip in her hand...

Chen Yu: "..."

BB: "..."

"Boom."

The door was closed again.

Chen Yu turned his head and asked, "BB, did you see it?"

BB: "Look... see..."

Chen Yu: "Go, I'll take you to wash your eyes."

BB: "You can deduct it and redo the system."

Chen Yu: "Good idea."

Not long after the two walked, Ma Li stumbled through the door and ran out: "Brother Yu! You're here."

"Don't touch me!" Chen Yu made a big jump and distanced himself from the other party: "Bright daylight... No, clear sky... No, the wind is warm and the sun is bright... Troops are under the bright sky, what are you doing?"

Mary stammered: "I...we didn't do...why."

"So...the picture is too hasty, why haven't you done it yet?"

"I can't do anything about it." Ma Li spread her hands: "There are more than 20 dead men of the Eight Wildernesses. The underground garage is occupied by Eight Wilderness Yao, and I have nowhere to put other places. It can only be placed in the lobby on the first floor."

"Why are you hanging up?"

"If you tie it up and put it together, they always make small moves to untie the rope. You can't run if you hang it up."

"Why are you not wearing clothes?"

"They're a bunch of dead brains, and it doesn't make sense. They always want to hide something messy and secretly harm my subordinates. My maid was stabbed." Ma Li was exhausted: "It can only be stripped, and injections are convenient."

"What about the whip?"

"I don't know about this." Ma Li shrugged: "My maids all want to use whips. I don't know what it means to say that it's finally their turn to play this time."

Chen Yu: "..."

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu hugged BB and left: "Let's go, I'll take you to wash your ears."

BB: "You can deduct it and redo the system."

"Can the ear also redo the system?"

"OK."

"It's awesome and awesome..."

"Wait...wait a minute." Ma Li hurriedly went around and stopped Chen Yu: "Brother Yu, do you have to deal with those dead men? It's not a solution to keep them in my house."

Chen Yu: "It's not a solution to put it in my house."

Mary: "..."

"Fine."

Seeing the other party's increasingly unkind eyes, Chen Yu scratched his ears awkwardly: "I'll help you solve it. Don't let more than 20 dead people live in your house for ten months, and go back to thirty."

Ma Li: "Brother Yu, you really know how to talk."

Reaching out and tidying up the collar of BB in his arms, Chen Yu's smile disappeared: "Take me to see Dormammu."

"Dormammu?!"

"Oh, it's the Eight Desolate Earthquakes."

"call……"

Hearing this, Ma Li breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately turned around to lead the way: "Brother Yu, let's get rid of him quickly. It's too difficult to take care of these more than 20 dead men. Three meals a day require comprehensive nutrition, even shit. All the same time, how can I have those bathrooms in my house."

"As expected of a dead man." Chen Yu praised: "Professional."

Bypass the main villa.

The three walked through the pavilion along the cobble road and walked towards the villa on the right.

While walking, Ma Li looked back at the BB in Chen Yu's arms.

Chen Yu was expressionless: "Ask if you want to."

"I wanted to ask for a long time, but I didn't dare to speak." Ma Li slowed down and approached BB: "Who is this little girl?"

"You... hello." BB waved his hand: "Dear human beings, my name is BB."

"Respected human adults?" Ma Li was surprised and looked at Chen Yu: "What did she call me?"

"If you see anyone in the future, you don't need to add honorary titles." Chen Yu patted BB's little head: "You just call her... um... eh? What's your name, Ma Li?"

Ma Li: "...Ma Ma."

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "I'll call her Ma Ma in the future."

"Hello." BB waved again: "Ma Ma."

Ma Li was silent for a long time: "Is this your child?"

Chen Yu wondered: "Why do you all say that."

soon.

Everyone came to the villa.

Ma Li took out the key to open the door and led Chen Yu into the house. In a windowless room, she saw Bahuang Zhen.

Unlike the dead man in the main villa hall.

Bahuangzhen was dressed normally, sitting on the wooden bed, as if he was closing his eyes and resting.

"Did you hit the inactivator?" Walking into the house, Ma Li asked the maid by the door.

"It's over." The maid nodded, "It's just been an hour."

"Okay, let's go back."

"Yes."

"Wait." Chen Yu put down the BB: "Ma Li, take her out too."

"Sir..." BB hesitated.

"It's okay, just treat her as a stinky shit and ignore her."

BB: "Okay."

Mary: "..."

"Boom!"

The door closed with anger, and the three of Ma Li left.

In the room, only Chen Yu and Bahuang Zhen were left.

"Hey, are you dead? Squeak." Sitting on the chair, Chen Yu raised Erlang's legs and patted Bahuang Zhen's shoulder.

"Chen Yu." Bahuang opened his eyes and looked at Chen Yu calmly.

"Yes, it's me."

"When will you let me go?" he asked.

"When can you not contact the Eight Wilderness Headquarters?"

Bahuang shook his head: "I'll contact you after I go out."

"Snapped!"

"That's it." Chen Yu clapped his hands: "You can't get out in this life."

"Then don't go out." Bahuangzhen closed his eyes again.

"Is it true that I dare not kill you?" Chen Yu's tone became colder.

"Dead men, never fear death."

"..."

Chen Yu scratched his chin, feeling troubled.

These dead men really do not eat oil and salt, soft and hard.

A month ago, Chen Yu was informed by the communication with Bahuangzhen.

Retrieving the body of "Eight Desolate Yao" was the order of the Eight Desolate Chief Clan.

The purpose, of course, is to do research.

And this Bahuang Yao's father didn't even have any doubts, all he thought about was sending his daughter's body to the headquarters for others to dissect and waste.

Chen Yu couldn't understand how the brothers and sisters Bahuang Yi and Bahuang Yao spent their childhood growing up beside such an inhuman dead man.

"Dog thing." Running forward, Chen Yu lowered his voice: "I have told you many times. Bahuang Yao is not dead at all, but if you send it up, she will die."

"It doesn't matter if she is dead or not." Bahuang opened his eyes: "The family wants her body. If you don't give it, you will be the enemy of the Bahuang clan."

"Isn't Lao Tzu an enemy of the Eight Desolate Clan now?" Chen Yu spread his hands: "They have uprooted your Qingcheng people."

"So you're playing with fire."

"..."

After staring at each other for a long time, Chen Yu suddenly sat back on the chair and changed his direction: "Okay, you are a good father. Since you doubt that your daughter is going to die, what am I doing here? It's your family's fault anyway."

"As it should be."

"Then make a deal."

"What deal."

"Aren't you going to complete the mission?" Chen Yu narrowed his eyes: "Give me something, and I'll give you the body of Bahuang Yao."

Bahuangzhen stood up, expressionless, but a flash of excitement flashed in his eyes: "What?"

"..." Chen Yu was silent.

He could see that the change in the other party's eyes was just because of the excitement of completing the task.

"sorrow."

Gently spit out two, Chen Yu also stood up and said: "A martial art, the lock of Lingtong secret luck."

After these words fell, Bahuangzhen's face changed slightly.

"It seems you know this." Chen Yu smiled.

"What do you want this for?"

"Don't worry about that." Chen Yu looked away: "Bring it to Wu Fa, and give you the body."

In the past month, Chen Yu finally thought of a way to resurrect Bahuang Yao.

Learn the trick of Eight Desolate Yi "Lingtong Secret Luck".

Then find a criminal at random and bind him and the criminal to each other.

After binding, he committed suicide.

After death, Bahuang Yao will be resurrected.

Then kill the criminal.

When the criminal dies, he will also be resurrected.

After such an operation, wouldn't he and Bahuang Yao be alive?

And this trick is played well, he and Bahuang Yao can be resurrected infinitely, crazy card BUG!

"Invincible."

Thinking about it, Chen Yu showed a "crazy" smile.

But Bahuangzhen's next sentence made his smile freeze.

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