Chapter 17 Humans Really Sleep Like This!

"What are you looking at? If there is no car nearby, I won't take your car if you don't want the ticket."

"Fuck! If it weren't for the company's rules that you couldn't violate, I'd throw you all the money you gave."

"It's obviously the team's problem, can you still rely on me?"

"I run 800 times a year. As long as you get in the car, an accident will happen. Who do you think I'm relying on?"

On the snowy wilderness, the ZTO Express fleet is sailing.

Inside the leading off-road vehicle, Chen Yu and the bearded man were fighting.

"You are unreasonable." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and patted the driver in front of him on the shoulder: "Brother, what should you do if you complain about Zhongtong?"

"Oh, complain." The driver turned back: "You dial 045..."

"Snapped!"

With a slap in the face, he slapped the driver's words back: "You stupid beep, are you serious?"

"Oh!" The driver came back to his senses: "No. We can't complain about Zhongtong."

Chen Yu: "How about fooling the ghost?"

"A quarrel is not the way to go, let's discuss it." Beard lowered his voice: "In this way, I will refund you an extra 5,000 yuan for each ticket. How about you take the tailwind next door?"

"When does Shunfeng start?" Chen Yu asked.

"The day after tomorrow at most."

"No. It's too late."

"Why are you staring at me? Co-authoring is the only time I have time for this car?" Beard clenched his fists and was furious.

"Oh oh oh"

The husky in his hand suddenly hurt,

Miserable howl.

"Ah, I'm sorry baby." Beard quickly let go, and gently stroked the dog's head: "Does it hurt you?"

Chen Yu: "...You really have a dog?"

"Nonsense. I must have a company." Beard glanced at Chen Yu: "Men and women are not good things, they can only keep animals."

"If you don't choose so many dogs, is it hard to choose a husky?"

After these words fell, Husky and Huoqi looked back at Chen Yu at the same time, their eyes were surprisingly consistent.

Chen Yu: "..."

Beard: "What? What do you think about my dog?"

Husky: "Meow?"

Chen Yu: "...don't dare."

"My dog ​​and I hit it off right away. It's just like my son." The bearded man said solemnly, "Please don't say my son."

Husky: "Dad!"

"Good." The bearded man rubbed the Husky's face affectionately.

Chen Yu: "..."

Sitting in the back row of the off-road vehicle, Chen Yu felt that there were thousands of pitfalls in his heart that he couldn't spit out.

"What?" The bearded man turned his head, his face unpleasant: "What kind of eyes do you have?"

"Don't you think your dog is abnormal?"

"What's wrong with it?"

"It can speak several languages, hey!!"

The bearded man looked at the Husky and then at Chen Yu: "What's this? It proves that my son is smart. I've been busy recently, and I don't have time. I don't like to go south. If the capital is still there, I'll send it to him earlier. went to school."

Chen Yu: "...Okay. Just be happy."

He didn't want to say anything to this man anymore.

As long as the trip went well, he was content.

Shake off a few strands of dog hair and throw it out the window. The bearded expression returned to seriousness and said, "Boy, are you going to the Ice City?"

"right."

"Now in the northeast, the chaos is terrible, where are you going to find death?"

"Then why are you going to the Northeast?" Chen Yu asked back: "You are an elite member of ZTO. Isn't it your own decision where you want to run?"

"Fuck." Beard got angry again: "I'm angry when I mention this! I just ran to the northeast to avoid you!"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Beijing University re-established its school in the magic capital, and the south is more stable. Everyone runs to the south. In order not to meet you, I deliberately applied for the northeast route. In the end, I still did not escape!"

Hearing this, Chen Yu wanted to laugh.

But didn't laugh.

"Otherwise, I'll unload you to the front of the city." Hushou said: "You group of 2-level warriors, if you go north, you will die."

"Thank you for your concern. No need."

Seeing Chen Yu insisting on going north, the bearded man said nothing, closed his eyes, and leaned back on the seat to take a breath.

white road.

As far as the eye can see.

There was not a single alien beast on either side of the road.

The convoy accelerated smoothly, and it was noon, and it had already passed through the city of Kou and headed straight for the boundary of the northeast.

"Boss, you're lucky today? You've run so far." The driver said.

Beard opened his eyes a slit: "There is a big guy ahead."

"What?" The driver wondered, "What boss?"

"There is a big guy ahead."

Beard put his arm out of the car window and looked around the scene: "There are shallow ruts on the road, and the traces should be left from yesterday. They killed all the beasts along the way."

"Then... Then why didn't I see many bodies of alien beasts?"

"Maybe not even the body was left."

"His" The driver sucked in the cold air: "It's so strong."

"Boy." Beard turned back: "Do you know who the wave of people in front of you is?"

"If you guessed correctly, it should be a government official from the magic capital." Chen Yu said.

"Never leave ten." Beard gave Chen Yu a thumbs up: "It seems that you know a lot of the inside story. This group of people will definitely fight when they pass by. By then, nuclear bombs and wood powder will be flying all over the sky. With your small physique, can you live a day?"

Chen Yu didn't answer.

Northeast, is to go no matter what.

Because this is the most effective way to resurrect Bahuang Yao.

Entering the Changling Alien Realm, with the reversal of the [World Curse], he can easily go deep into the alien realm and collect precious juice.

After collecting enough, you can return to Qingcheng and soak in the juice yourself.

Ordinary people soak it, and it will recover from the lignified state.

And if he soaks it, it will turn into wood.

After Bahuang Yao is resurrected, use the wood powder to "release" him from the woodification state...

Simple, easy and fast.

It is far more convenient to find Bahuangyi to learn than to go to the magic capital.

At first, he didn't know where Bahuang Yi was hidden.

Second, the people of the Eight Desolate Clan are not easy to deal with.

His current strength is still a bit low.

Turning to this point, Chen Yu said, "Brother, can we hurry up and don't be left too far ahead."

"What are you doing?" The bearded man looked up and down at Chen Yu.

"Follow the government convoy and be safe."

Chen Yu explained this in his mouth, but he didn't think that way at all.

He is afraid that the official and fair fight will be over, and he hasn't reached the destination yet...

Once the official personnel successfully recovered Changling Alien Land and blocked it. It is not easy for him to go in and fish.

"Makes sense." The co-pilot's goofy thought for a moment, nodded, and picked up the walkie-talkie: "Everyone, speed up."

After all, he looked at the driver: "You can hurry up. It's a rare opportunity, the sooner you get to Bingcheng, the better."

"Got it."

"buzz"

The driver clenched the steering wheel and pressed the accelerator all the way down.

In the apocalypse, there are almost no "idle" vehicles outside the city, and it is the most coveted racing paradise for many drivers.

"This performance, Niubi."

Feeling the increasingly strong feeling of pushing back, Chen Yu was amazed: "How can you accelerate so much at high speed?"

"Do you think it's an ordinary private car?" Beard pouted: "Speed, but escape at a critical moment. Our car can actually be faster."

"Ejector?"

"Yes. At the rear of each car, there is a propulsion device."

"Niu Bi Niu Bi." Chen Yu envied: "Can I buy this car?"

"Also, as long as you have money. By the way..." Beard seemed to remember something and asked, "I want to ask you something."

"Say."

"A month ago, on the trip back to Qingcheng from Tang City, Fair Society used wood powder. Why didn't you turn into wood?"

"Oh. Is it about this?" Chen Yu said calmly: "Well...why do you say wood powder at one time and wood powder at other times?"

"It's just different names, they're all the same. Don't change the subject, I'll ask you why you didn't turn into wood at that time."

"I was looking at the body in the compartment of the truck. The compartment was isolated from the outside world, and no powder came in. I got away with it."

"Really?" Bearded eyes narrowed.

"right."

"Boy..." Beard knocked on the dashboard of the off-road vehicle: "Every vehicle is operated by monitoring. Are you sure you entered the compartment at that time?"

"..."

Hearing this, Chen Yu's muscles instantly tightened.

In the driver's seat, the driver's accelerator subconsciously loosened by half an inch.

"Brother." Chen Yu's voice was hoarse: "What do you mean."

"It's not interesting. I'm just a little curious." Beard took out two cigarettes from his pocket and handed one to Chen Yu: "If you don't want to say it, you can."

Chen Yu took it and stuffed it into his mouth: "What if I say that I sleep in a plastic bag every day? Powder can't get in."

"Isn't that suffocation?" the driver couldn't help but interject.

"Snapped."

The bearded slap slapped the back of the driver's head: "Can't you carry an oxygen tank when you sleep?"

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "Because I'm afraid of suffocation, I take an oxygen tank to sleep at night."

"Okay. Brother, I will believe whatever you say." The bearded smile is not a smile: "You can just treat me like a fool."

Chen Yu nodded: "Okay."

"..." The smile on the bearded face froze.

...

night.

The convoy stopped.

After forming a formation in an open space, the drivers all got out to check the condition of the vehicles.

All day long, every car was at high speed. Temporary maintenance is required even when the machine is performing well.

"sizzle"

The front hatch of some cars, throw a handful of snow, and instantly turn into bubbling water.

"Who, help me get the board."

"Come on, fill up!"

"Fuck, there seems to be something wrong with my exhaust..."

In the commotion, Chen Yu, Ma Li, Chen Siwen and others also got out of the car and gathered together.

"Ah... I've been in the car all day, and my bones will break." Chen Siwen stretched.

"Who asked you to come." Chen Yu put on the backpack, picked up the refreshed BB, and commanded: "Follow me for a while."

"Let's go?" Ma Li was stunned: "Where are these people in the wild?"

"You can go anywhere." Chen Yu glanced at the team's camp: "As long as we don't live with them, we will be much safer."

Mary: "??"

"Let you go as soon as you go, and bring your salute. I take their ZTO Express, and every time it happens at night."

"Leaving the team privately... Should you tell the person in charge?" Chen Siwen hesitated.

"Speaking. He's too happy." Chen Yu took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket: "We refunded a quarter of the money."

Everyone: "..."

"Hurry up! Hurry up." Chen Yu urged: "It will be completely dark in a while, and it will be too late."

Chen Siwen, Ma Li and the others left the camp slowly under Chen Yu's forcible expulsion. All the way east.

After walking for a few kilometers, it stopped.

"It's so far away, shouldn't it be safe?" Chen Yu carefully calculated the distance from the express convoy.

Ma Li: "Brother Yu."

"Um?"

"I think you're committing a second offense."

"To shut up."

Unzip the backpack and pull out the three portable tents Beard gave them.

Chen Yu found a fairly flat place and opened the tent.

"Sleep for a while, I will live in a tent, BB and my sister will live in one, and your sisters will live in one."

The words fall.

Ma Li and Ma Yan said in unison, "I'm not used to sleeping with women."

Chen Yu: "..."

BB: "I want to sleep with adults."

Chen Siwen: "..."

"If you're not used to it, just sleep outside." He took out six bottles of canned food from his backpack and threw two bottles in a tent. Chen Yu waved his hand impatiently: "That's all for dinner, so hurry to sleep after eating. BB, come over here."

"Sir." BB hurried over.

"I remember you don't need sleep, right?" Chen Yu whispered in her ear after pulling BB to the tent.

"Yes." BB nodded: "Glory android, no need for sleep."

"Then I'll take care of you on duty tonight. It just so happens that you will see through, check the surroundings at all times, and issue an alarm immediately if there is any situation."

"Yes." BB was serious.

"Go back and sleep with my sister."

"I want to sleep with adults."

"This is not good, you sleep with my sister for a few days first."

"...Okay." BB left in frustration.

Tightening the backpack, Chen Yu squinted at the direction of the convoy camp for a while, and walked back to the tent.

"Clap clap clap!"

He clapped his hands, and after attracting the attention of the four, he opened his mouth and said, "It's going to be a little harder to travel. You can't eat well or sleep well. But everyone is a martial artist, so they can easily overcome it. When I get to Bingcheng, if there is enough time, I will Take everyone to have a good day and relax.”

"Then I'm looking for ducks." Ma Yan raised her hand.

"Sister, please be serious." Ma Li on the side helped her forehead: "Don't we have one in our team?"

"..." Chen Yu was expressionless: "I ask you to be serious."

"OK."

"Okay, let's all go to sleep. Good night."

After that, Chen Yu turned around and walked towards his tent.

But without waiting to get in, I found that Chen Siwen next to her was in a daze.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?"

Chen Siwen: "...I regret it so much."

Chen Yu: "Yes."

...

"call……"

Climbing into the tent, Chen Yu lay down comfortably, took out his phone, checked the time, and set the alarm for tomorrow morning.

Then, he took out a piece of chocolate-like candy from his backpack, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it.

This is a "caffeine" based food.

Ordinary people generally use it to refresh their minds.

But in Chen Yu, it became a perfect hypnotic medicine.

Soon.

Trouble came.

Chen Yu closed his eyes and fell asleep contentedly.

"..."

"..."

"Tear!"

But before he could fall asleep completely, the zipper of the tent was unzipped.

Two dark shadows sneaked in.

"……Well?"

Chen Yu opened his eyes in a daze and saw who was coming.

It was the sisters Ma Li and Ma Yan.

Chen Yu: "...what are you two doing?"

"Clap clap clap!"

Ma Yan excitedly clapped her palms three times: "Just now, didn't you give three rounds of applause? Just let us come at midnight."

Chen Yu: "..."

[Psychological damage: Spirit +6]

"You... why don't you study Sun Wukong? And this is not the middle of the night, right?!"

"I don't want to come back at midnight, I don't have enough time." Ma Yan began to take off her jacket.

"roll!!!"

...

at the same time.

The tent next door.

Chen Siwen covered her ears irritably: "Made, I just see that those two women are not good people. I always want to seduce my brother, but the old lady hasn't had time to seduce them yet."

BB: "...Sister, are you going to take a look?"

"Don't look." Chen Siwen turned over and buried her face in the pillow, her voice muffled: "Sleep."

"Ah... are you going to sleep?"

"Um."

"All right."

Nodding, BB came over, recalled the memory of helping Chen Yu to sleep, and slowly raised his arm.

"Um……"

"Go harder..."

"Kakaka."

He clenched his fists and finished charging. BB's eyes flashed, and he aimed at the back of Chen Siwen's head, which was a powerful punch!

"Duang!"

Chen Siwen's body shook violently... and slowly relaxed.

"...zzZ..."

"really."

BB happily retracted his small fist, his cheeks flushed: "This is how humans sleep..."

...

ps: This chapter adds an update to the leader "Che Fulin".

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