Chapter 1224 12-Year-Old Bubucui

The so-called bathing photo, to put it bluntly, is the one taken just now. Li Jiayu had already put on a women's denim suit, and she didn't reveal any of her beauty. The only thing that could identify her as having just taken a bath was her long, wet shawl hair, and The face was reddened by the steam.

The bath photo is particularly amazing. Of course, what is even more amazing is Li Jiayu’s satisfied and smiling expression. It is pure and clear, just like a flawless elf under the moon, independent from the world. A smile is enough to make people feel that the whole world has been sublimated, and all the worries have been lifted. He forgot all about it and was completely immersed in her smile.

"Of course such a good photo cannot be shown to others casually... Although it is fun to attract attention and tease those people online, I still have to show off..."

In the distant East China Sea, there is a country called Japan, which is rich in a kind of movie called love action movie, but this kind of movie is outrageous and unacceptable. Why? Because this kind of movies like to use something called "mosaic", which greatly affects young people's desire to explore the truth. Every time they watch it, it makes people itchy and they want to smash the computer to pieces!

Lin Jia also occasionally watches romantic action movies, and naturally hates "Mosaic". However, these are extraordinary times, and he has followed suit and used "Mosaic" to retaliate against society.

He is a student majoring in computer science and is a good painter. Naturally, he is proficient in using PS software. He used the mouse to add mosaics to Li Jiayu's bathing photo. Of course, he only covered Li Jiayu's crimson blood eyes. .

Covering her blood-red eyes, Li Jiayu in the photo is like a dragon that has lost its golden eyes. Her style and charm are immediately halved, but it also adds a bit of mystery to her, making people eager to see what her eyes look like. Look!

"Haha, you're done. Let's see if my post can get 100,000 replies before she wakes up..."

Lin Jia posted the post and then used some professional software to clear his online traces.

With the help of foreign agents and professional software, it is impossible for him to expose his IP address. Even if a top hacker takes action in person, he will be confused by Lin Jia's smoke bomb. In short, it is impossible for him to be discovered by network experts.

After doing this, Lin Jia stopped caring and used his mobile phone to discuss experiences with an experienced old friend.

This old friend is a veteran. He works as a DJ in a bar. He sings well and looks very stylish. He is an old man in his thirties. He has gone out with countless women in the bar. There are all kinds of girls, including students in their teens. Young ladies in their twenties, young ladies from small families, white-collar workers, teachers, nurses, flight attendants, wealthy daughters, young women in their thirties, pregnant women, widows, mature women in their forties, female civil servants, female local tyrants, female bosses, etc. He has even slept with several MILFs in their fifties. Anyway, he has slept with countless women. Even he himself can’t quite remember how many...

An innocent college student fell in love with DJ Love Sage. There should not have been any intersection, but this DJ Love Sage was actually Lin Jia’s distant cousin. Although there was not much contact between them, the blood relationship was there. This love sage showed that Brother occasionally takes care of his cousin, but Lin Jia is too focused on college life and not interested in picking up girls.

"Hey, boy, I haven't seen you for a long time and you took the initiative to call me. Why, do you want to come to my uncle's bar for a nightclub? There is a new waitress in the bar. She is quite innocent. She seems to be in the same university as you. I think , it’s Xinger, her butt is very big, she must be a stunner in bed..."

A lazy magnetic male voice came from the other side of the phone. There was an indescribable charm in his voice, like the collision of gold and stone, full of mature masculinity.

"Please,

I have something serious to come to see you for! "

"What serious business? I said, you are old now. It's time to find a partner. Stop tinkering with your crap all day long. So what if you're awesome at playing games? Can you find a girlfriend? So what if you're awesome at computer skills. Can you find a girlfriend? What if I tamper with the value in your bank card? Do you still expect to publish comics in China? Listen to me, you have to cut off the flowers when they are available, and don’t wait for the flowers to be empty. I am as old as you. By that time, hundreds of people had been killed..."

"My ideal is to be among the stars and the sea, not to be a stallion! Ahem, this is the situation. I am living with a girl now..."

"Ouch! Living together? Not bad. You seduced a little girl to live with you without saying a word. She is a formidable young lady and a formidable young lady. She is quite the same as I was back then... But I want to remind you, remember to take safety measures and have sex. Yes, but don’t make a woman pregnant, it will be very troublesome..."

"Ahem, it's not what you think!! You listen to me first, things are not what you think... She is only twelve years old and has just grown up, and she is too high-end, domineering and mysterious, and I am not like her at all. People from the same world..."

"You're only twelve years old! You've just grown up! My good brother, you really know how old cows eat young grass. Find a primary school student who is ten years younger than you. Tsk tsk. From this point of view alone, you are better than I have potential, oh my, have I really heard about it on the beach of the Yangtze River? They were all photographed by you, the waves behind the Yangtze River..."

"no……"

"Do your best, my dear brother. You can develop slowly. If necessary, I will teach you all my unique bed skills and send you all my sex toys, including electric vibrators, silicone finger sleeves, glass anal plugs, etc. I really envy you, you can raise a beautiful girl and cultivate her into the type you like..."

"No, don't make up your mind..."

"By the way, you have to do it secretly. If it gets out that you attacked a primary school student, not only will your reputation be ruined, but even the police will invite you to drink tea and sentence you..."

"Enough! Don't steal the show. I haven't finished yet! Nothing happened between her and me, She is too mysterious and unfathomable, and it is impossible for an ordinary person like me to deal with her. Besides, no matter how crazy I am, I will not attack a minor. Cousin, I want to ask you, what should I pay attention to when living with a girl..."

"Well, pay attention to being considerate and gentle, and be good at using the thirty-six strategies, blah blah..."

This distant cousin, who is a love saint, nagging Lin Jia for more than half an hour. Lin Jia was stunned and didn't know how much he understood. Although it sounded reasonable, it was too unrealistic to actually execute it. For example, forced kisses, candlelight dinners, and creating an ambiguous atmosphere, these may work for ordinary girls, but how could Li Jiayu, a time traveler, buy into this!

"Uh, brother, I suddenly remembered... I didn't ask you for advice on picking up girls, but just a little experience of living together. I'm satisfied as long as I can go smoothly and safely without making her angry. As for those dirty ideas, I really don't have any..."

"What? Look at you!" The voice on the phone was full of disappointment, and the volume was also raised a lot: "Show your courage! You don't even dare to conquer a primary school student, how can you talk about conquering the stars and the sea!"

"Brother, you don't know, she is not an ordinary person..."

"All crows are black, and women in the world lack love. There is no woman who can't be conquered. The only difference is whether the man has the strength...Brother, I limit you to conquer her within a month. When the time comes, bring her to my house for a drink, and I will give you both a big red envelope, otherwise, you and I will break off in the future I'm no longer your cousin, and you can't say you know me when you go out! That's it!"

"Ah? Cousin, you can't play like this, listen to me first... She can't be conquered by humans..."

"Is she a Martian or a Namekian? Find her weakness and go straight to the dragon, this is a real man, understand?"

"She is a time traveler! Or maybe a cultivator..."

"Haha, brother, you are obsessed with writing novels, you can make up such a bad excuse, okay, okay, anyway, you just have to strike first, oh, by the way, what about the elementary school student's sister-in-law, what's her family background, what's her appearance, is she as pretty as the nurse I introduced to you last time?"

"Pretty can no longer be used to describe her... Oh no, cousin, now is not the time to discuss this, what about the cohabitation experience..."

"Hahahaha, Pretty is enough, you don't need cohabitation experience, talking too much will make you lose the fun of exploration, brother, just enjoy it, tsk tsk tsk, 12 years old, delicate, soft and tender voice, it seems you have the potential to be a principal! I'm going to hang up first, the new sex buddy I made last night asked me to go shopping, well, it seems that she is also a teacher in your university, I don't know if you know her, her name is Wen Yiran..."

"Ah! Damn, that's my counselor, cousin, you can't do anything to my counselor..."

Lin Jia was embarrassed, she didn't expect the world to be so small, even her counselor was fucked by that love saint cousin.

"Your counselor, that's even better. I'll tame her and ask her to take care of you. That's it. I'm hanging up. If you're free tonight, send me some photos of your elementary school student wife."

After the bastard love saint cousin hung up the phone, Lin Jia felt dizzy. He had wasted more than half an hour and didn't get anything out of it...

Don't look at this cousin who has seen countless women, but in fact he is just a scoundrel who relies on his rich experience and good looks. He doesn't have much money and is half-hearted when it comes to playing with women. He is nearly 40 years old and has not married or had children, nor has he a career.

Lin Jia sighed. It seems that he can't think of seeking any shabby cohabitation experience. Anyway, Li Jiayu is basically a violent demon, and she lacks the tenderness of a girl. Lin Jia only needs to burn incense and pray to Buddha every day, praying that she will not kill him.

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