Chapter 1243 Enthusiastic Aunt

"Can you take care of it?"

Li Jiayu muttered, his mouth full of candied haws and dorayaki, with a greasy light reflecting on his moist red lips, staring at Lin Jia impatiently.

"If you continue to eat like this, your stomach will burst. For the sake of your life and health, Sister Daxin, please eat less. Anyway, the food court is here. You can come and eat at any time when you are hungry... …”

"No! Who is the master and who is the subordinate? If you keep grinding and whining, I will kick you away and look for another subordinate. Huh, the one who can't stand it the most is a mother-in-law like you. There are people..."

After saying that, Li Jiayu ran to the next food stall and sweetly shouted to the dumbfounded boss:

"Boss, what is this?"

"Uh... uh... this, this is Guilin rice noodles..."

"It looks delicious. Give me two bowls! Take it away!"

"Okay, okay..."

The boss was stammering when he spoke. Even though he was very old, he still blushed when he saw Li Jiayu, a cute and unreasonably cute top lolita. However, it was a blessing to have such a cute girl to patronize him. The boss’s hands and feet The rice noodles were put into the pot quickly, and there was no charge at the end of the bill.

Li Jiayu has a very good nose. She can keenly distinguish the ones she likes among the many scents, and quickly rushes to the sales point of the food she wants to eat. So in the next ten minutes or so, she ate a lot more There are many, sweet, spicy, salty, cold, hot, fried, barbecue, and hot. I have tasted almost all the delicacies!

But Lin Jia, who had been following her, was already numb. He made a rough calculation and found that the food Li Jiayu had eaten in his stomach was probably more than a hundred kilograms. Even an elephant would be full with such a terrifying amount of food. Already...

"Sister Daxin, haven't you eaten enough?" Lin Jia was holding many bags and boxes in his hands, which contained a large amount of delicious food, as well as many skewers of roasted mutton, greasy and dripping with spicy oil - he was a pure A servant who helped Li Jiayu get things.

"I didn't eat enough." Li Jiayu chewed the flavored duck neck quickly, making a "click, click, click" sound. Her teeth were so good that it only took ten seconds to completely crush a duck neck and swallow it into her stomach.

"I-can I ask a question..."

"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, hurry up!"

"You...is your stomach connected to another dimension? After eating so much, why doesn't your stomach bloat at all?"

"How do I know? Maybe my digestion ability is too strong..."

"There is a pharmacy ahead. Let me accompany you to weigh yourself. You have eaten so much. According to the law of conservation of mass, you may weigh more than 200 kilograms now..."

"Hmph, you are in so much trouble that I don't have time to go to the drugstore. I have to continue my dinner." Li Jiayu took the mutton skewers from Lin Jia's hand again and chewed them with big mouthfuls, removing all the greasy stains. The small piece of wood flowed into her hand.

"Uh, please, actually I want to go into the drugstore to buy some stomach medicine... Come on, Sister Daxin, let's go in together, it will only last for two or three minutes at most."

Lin Jia was still holding a bunch of delicious food in her hands, and turned around and stepped into a drugstore. Li Jiayu didn't want to follow him at first, but Lin Jia was holding all the good things, so she had no choice but to follow him angrily.

When the waiters in white clothes in the pharmacy saw Li Jiayu walking in, their eyelids jumped because they found that Li Jiayu looked so good and her face was rosy.

Completely full of energy and spirit, she was like a burning flame, emitting dazzling light and heat all the time.

When you see her, you will know what vitality and health are, as if all the diseases and pollution in the world have nothing to do with her.

Especially her skin, which is as crystal clear as snow and as smooth as white porcelain and jade. It is much brighter and clearer than the heroine in the skin care product advertisement. It is watery and fresh, like a ripe peach, as if it is pinched. Water will seep out.

"Excuse me, do you need any help..."

An aunt was the first to react and hurriedly came forward. She looked at Li Jiayu and then at Lin Jia, feeling that this pairing looked a bit unusual.

"Smelly Lin Jia, I already said I didn't want to go into the drugstore... uh... I feel a little belly..."

Li Jiayu didn't even look at the aunt at the pharmacy, she just blamed Lin Jia dissatisfiedly, but suddenly, she threw away the mutton skewers in her hands, stroked her belly with her greasy hands, lowered her head slightly and raised her delicate eyebrows. Even the teeth are clenched.

"Are you okay? Do you have a stomachache?" Upon seeing this, Lin Jia quickly returned to Li Jiayu and asked with concern.

"Well... I feel a little uncomfortable. It's all your fault! It's not you who caused it!"

"I've advised you so many times, how can you blame me? Isn't it because you are acting recklessly and don't know how to control yourself, and now you have a stomach problem?"

"snort……"

This was originally a normal conversation, but the aunt at the pharmacy next to her felt a chill run down her spine when she heard it, and the look she looked at Lin Jia became even more reproachful. Man, your girlfriend is so beautiful but you don’t know how to protect her. What are you thinking? She doesn't look very old yet, how could you bear to hurt her like this? Hey, young people nowadays..."

Lin Jia looked at the pharmacy lady inexplicably and said without knowing why:

"Auntie, have you misunderstood... When did I ever bully her? She has always bullied me..."

Before Lin Jia finished speaking, Li Jiayu's face suddenly changed slightly. She suddenly covered her mouth with her white and tender hands, looking uncomfortable.

When the aunt saw Li Jiayu's appearance, she looked at Lin Jiayu and shook her head:

"Look, if you still want to make excuses, you have already killed someone. Hey, I have long heard that young people today are very open-minded. I didn't expect them to be open to this extent. At such a young age..."

The aunt comforted Li Jiayu with both blame and distress: "Don't be afraid, girl. If you have any grievances, just tell me and I will make the decision for you. Oh, by the way... I will go get you some anti-fetal medicine..."

"Anti-fetal medicine?" Lin Jia was stunned and quickly roared and explained: "Ah no, aunt, you really misunderstood, my sister just had a bad stomach, she is not pregnant at all! No matter how beastly I am, it is impossible Let’s attack her, she’s only twelve years old!”

The aunt looked at Lin Jia dubiously. Lin Jia deliberately pretended to be harmless, and even had the courage to pat Li Jiayu on the shoulder, pretending that I was her brother.

"Auntie, don't look at us like this... Really, my sister just ate too much. Oh, it could also be street food. I don't know which vendor was too kind and used gutter oil, which ruined my sister's stomach. Eat bad...haha, that's it..."

"Go away, who is your sister? I don't have a timid, incompetent and perverted brother like you!" Li Jiayu slapped Lin Jia's hand on her shoulder with a look of disgust.

The aunt hesitated for a moment, shook her head and said: "Hey... just to be on the safe side, I'll get you some pregnancy test papers. When you get home, you can use them for your sister... Nowadays, the world is deteriorating, morality is declining, and often... I can see on the news the ugly and evil deeds of a father to his daughter and a brother to his sister..."

"Aunt, I'm really not..." Lin Jia felt that her scalp was numb. The way Aunt looked at him became more and more strange, as if she were looking at a perverted porn maniac who even made a primary school girl pregnant. That kind of thing.

"You wait here, I'll come as soon as I go. Don't worry, it's all given to you. It doesn't cost any money. Hey, I'll also give you some anti-fetal medicine by the way... Treat your sister well, do you hear me? ?”

The aunt was talking to herself, and ran to the medicine cabinet to rummage around. Many waiters in white clothes also gathered around them, leaving only Lin Jia and Li Jiayu together.

"Hey, stinky Lin Jia, you seem to have a headache?" Li Jiayu covered her stomach and rubbed it gently. She actually had too many things in her stomach just now, which mixed together and caused some kind of reaction, so She felt a little uncomfortable, but after half a minute passed, she returned to normal.

After all, her power from the fruit of the Tree of Life has been awakened, and she is truly invulnerable to all poisons, so mere food poisoning is nothing.

"It's okay...it's just that the aunt was too enthusiastic..." Lin Jia rolled his eyes and explained. He didn't dare to tell Li Jiayu clearly, otherwise, with Li Jiayu's character, he would know that he had been misunderstood to be pregnant with Lin Jia's child. I will definitely go crazy and demolish this pharmacy.

"Oh, then it's okay... Well, aren't you going to take me to weigh myself? Is there a weighing machine over there?"

Li Jiayu pointed to the electronic weighing machine next to the door of the pharmacy and asked crisply. After having a full dinner, her temper became a little more docile and she would no longer yell at Lin Jia like she did just now.

"Yes, you should go for a simple physical examination..."

"Okay, I also want to know my height and weight!"

Li Jiayu took off his shoes and jumped up wearing only socks. Lin Jia looked at the red letters displayed and said in surprise:

"Ninety kilograms? This is unscientific! You just ate so much and drank so much soup and sugar water. Even two hundred kilograms is not unusual... This, this is completely inconsistent with the law of conservation of mass. Could it be that those who were Is the thing you ate really transported to another world?"

"How do I know? Oh, stop worrying about science. You are not a scientist. Show me your height..."

That's true, but Lin Jia is still very confused. After all, the law of conservation of mass has been ingrained for so many years. Li Jiayu looks so petite, how on earth can she eat so much and maintain her weight?

Lin Jia shook his head. After all, Li Jiayu was a time traveler, either a fairy or a female cultivator. There were so many unsolved mysteries about him that an ordinary man like him would never be able to figure out the reason even if he tried hard.

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