Chapter 1223: 1 Stone Stirs up 0 Waves

After exchanging pleasantries with old acquaintances, Lin Jia hurriedly looked for new clothes for Li Jiayu. Li Jiayu didn't like fancy clothes, so she had to exclude most of the women's clothes. Lin Jia had a headache choosing them.

While he was hesitating, an enthusiastic voice suddenly came from behind:

"Oh, isn't this our senior colonel Lin Jia? What a coincidence, are you picking out clothes for your girlfriend?"

Lin Jia turned around and saw that the person who came was a fair boy wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a British suit. His fine hair was obviously gelled. He looked quite human, but this guy was the most gossipy. She has a mouth that can chatter endlessly, and she likes to make irresponsible remarks, just like a talkative woman.

"Oh, isn't this Brother Wang? I don't want to be a school girl. A pure dick like me is just a spare tire. How can I have a girlfriend?"

This bespectacled man named "Brother Wang" is Lin Jia's "strong rival". Of course, he refers to online novels, because this man is also a mixed Internet writer, and he is about the same as Lin Jia. They are both third-rate. That kind of person has no reputation at all. The difference is that Lin Jia is just a hobby, writing something for fun, and it doesn't matter how much money he makes, while "Brother Wang" is devoted to online novels, but the more he writes, the worse his grades become. .

"President Lin Jia, why did you come to the women's clothing store?"

"Can't you pick out clothes for your cousin?"

"What a coincidence! I'm also choosing clothes for my cousin! Cousin, come here quickly!"

The visitor said hello, and immediately a pretty girl jumped over. She looked Lin Jia up and down, shook her head and said:

"Is this man your classmate?"

"Yeah, how's it going? He's handsome, isn't he?"

"Handsome, you just don't deserve me anyway. I'm the class star at my school. All the boys in the school are chasing me. It's said that a magazine wants to invite me to shoot a cover for them, and a film company is looking for me." Go make a movie. A beautiful woman like me will become an actress sooner or later..."

Lin Jia grinned and rolled his eyes. Why are middle school students nowadays so cool and stunning? This girl is just a bit pretty. Is there any need to be so eye-catching, especially with the people in Lin Jia's family? Comparing one person to another, there is simply a world of difference, and it is too terrible to look at.

"Brother, I'm going to play Momo!"

"Go ahead... remember to avoid making friends with those bad friends who want to have sex all day long..."

"I know, it's so verbose!"

The girl ran to the side and started playing with her mobile phone. Only then did Lin Jia have some free time to continue joking with "Brother Wang".

"Lin Jia, I've been very depressed these days. I wrote several books in a row and they all failed..."

"Um?"

"The first book is about zombies and cultivation. The protagonist is a Da Luo Jinxian. When he came to the counter-incarnation, there happened to be a big outbreak of biochemical virus, and most people turned into zombies. At this time, the protagonist descended from the sky and showed his immortal skills to ride through the biochemical apocalypse. , pick up school beauties, chase female teachers, hook your fingers and get American girls to kneel down and lick you...but this book has poor results!"

"Well……"

"Don't say it yet, just keep listening to me! I learned from the experience and felt that the protagonist was too awesome, so I wrote the second book. This is Xianxia, ​​a young man from a mountain village in ancient times. Unintentionally He got a mobile phone in the middle of the year, and relying on the smart software of the mobile phone, he ran to live in the cultivation sect. Unexpectedly, he was like a fish in water, and he could crack all the skills extremely thoroughly. He beat up the stingy old sect leader and even put the sect leader's wife and daughter into bed, but he still wasn't popular.

I was also criticized by a group of readers for being stupid! "

"you……"

"It really hurt me this time, but it doesn't matter. I learned from the pain and wrote a third book. This time it was an urban novel. The protagonist has a white dove clone... Tsk tsk, the white pigeon is awesome, right? It looks docile and cute. The protagonist controls this white dove clone to spy on girls taking a shower, steal girls' underwear, and tame a lot of sparrows when necessary. Tsk tsk, it's so exciting... but it's crazy... It’s because of bad grades!”

"good……"

"Keep listening to me! These three books are not very popular, so I decided to give it a try. I thought, today's readers are so impetuous, they must like to read something exciting and eye-catching! So I So I wrote the fourth book, with a little bit of erotic art mixed in... Well, the protagonist is a virgin who has been reincarnated for eight lifetimes. After being reincarnated, the King of Hell gave him a reward, which is the yin-hunting hand. Anyone who has been touched by him Every woman will fall in love with him and would not marry him but him, and with this hand he has received all the beauties in the world, singing and singing every night, everything about mother and daughter, I have written more than 50,000 for the sex scenes alone. Character……"

"The results of it?"

"The result was harmonized! The whole book was deleted, I'm so disgusted!"

"Hahaha, don't you deserve this?"

"Hey, it took me a month to write these four books, each of which has 70,000 to 80,000 words..."

"With 70,000 to 80,000 words, you conclude that you are unpopular and the eunuch who has no hesitation deserves to be thrown into the street until you die!"

Lin Jia squirted angrily, not wanting to waste any more time with this "Brother Wang", so he casually picked out a blue and black women's denim suit and went to check out with the boss.

"Brother Wang" stood there and stared, thinking about it before he finally said:

"Damn, everyone is just a fool, so why bother with a fool... Just because of your gloating just now, I won't introduce my cousin to you!"

Lin Jia rode back home as fast as she could. At this time, Li Jiayu was still enjoying a rare bath in the bathroom. She was not Bai Jiayu. She had neither light magic nor water magic. It was very inconvenient to take a bath before. Now she finally had a chance to calm down and enjoy the moisture of water. Of course, she was enjoying it and didn't know that nearly half an hour had passed.

"Da Da Da"

There was a knock on the door. Li Jiayu, who was still showering in hot water, shouted unhappily outside the door:

"What!"

"You bought your clothes."

"Oh, send them in!"

"What? You closed the door now, how can I send them?"

Lin Jia muttered in confusion, but unexpectedly, the wooden door of the bathroom opened a little with a "click". In the steaming heat, a white and tender arm like a jade lotus root with fluorescent light shone out.

This is Li Jiayu's hand stretched out from the crack of the door, but then, Li Jiayu's face covered with water stains also slightly poked out. Because of the long bath in hot water, Li Jiayu's watery face was smoked to be delicate and red like a ripe apple, which was very tempting, making people want to hold and bite it.

"Hurry up and hand me the clothes!"

"Oh, oh..."

Lin Jia was stunned for a moment before reacting, and hurriedly handed the bag to Li Jiayu. At this time, his heart beat twice as fast, and the breath from his nose became hot. He knew that Li Jiayu was naked at this time, and crystal water droplets flowed on her young and tender body. If he pushed the door open by force when she was not prepared, he would definitely be able to feast his eyes...

But this impulse was only for a moment. Even if Lin Jia had a hundred bear hearts and leopards, he would not have the courage. He stood in front of the bathroom and waited bitterly for Li Jiayu to change clothes.

After waiting for about seven or eight minutes, Li Jiayu came out of the bathroom. She was wearing a brown-black denim dress. The pants were tight, which had the effect of lifting her hips and perfectly outlined the graceful curves of her long legs. She was wearing a white short-sleeved T-shirt on her upper body and a straight short-sleeved jacket with a stand-up collar, which added a bit of cleanliness, wildness and unruliness, and a great temperament.

After taking a bath, Li Jiayu was still emitting a moist steam. Her hair was not dry yet. Her long black hair was as shiny as velvet, shining, and occasionally a few drops of crystal water would roll down.

Because the water was too hot just now, she was still sweating, sliding down her snow-white skin. Her crimson eyes were as deep and clear as gems, and her rose-red moist lips were really breathtakingly beautiful.

"Not bad, I am quite satisfied with the clothes you picked for me this time. They are very suitable for me and comfortable to wear." Li Jiayu touched the collar and smiled with satisfaction.

"As long as you are satisfied, as long as you are satisfied... These three hundred dollars are well spent!"

"I've had breakfast and taken a shower, I should go to bed."

"Sleep, sleep? Didn't you sleep all night last night!!"

"What do you care? I'm just sleepy, isn't it okay?"

"Then I'll go to the guest room to clean up and make your bed..."

"No thanks, just sleep here, just make do with it."

"Please, this is my room, men and women are not allowed to touch each other..."

"You're so long-winded, this is because I think highly of you, don't be picky, just make a quick decision!"

Under Li Jiayu's threat, how could Lin Jia say no, he could only hold her in a sullen manner His laptop rolled out of his room...

Li Jiayu didn't know what was wrong with her, but she was sleepy and had an amazing appetite. Her stomach was like a bottomless pit that could hold 20 kilograms of food. She would feel sleepy after eating and drinking enough, and she would be lack of energy if she didn't sleep for 12 hours a day. In short, she was very strange...

Lin Jiaze shook his head and sighed in the living room, sitting on the sofa with his laptop in his arms. His mind was still a little confused. Even though he had been in contact with Li Jiayu for a whole morning, he still felt a little unreal. He didn't dare to believe that he would live under the same roof with such a flawless beauty.

"I should have shown her the photos and videos of 'Moon Fairy' just now. Maybe she is really the sister of 'Moon Fairy'. What a pity. After defeating the Black Dragon in Hong Kong, Moon Fairy has never appeared again. Maybe one day in the future, Moon Fairy will appear in my house and take her sister home. If there is such a chance, I will definitely ask to take a photo with her..."

"Besides being arrogant, violent and cold, and having a big appetite, she doesn't seem to have any shortcomings. On the contrary, she is quite cute. Tsk, if I am with her, I might be able to learn a few tricks and become a half-martial arts master. Her flying chopsticks are very good. Flying fork is so awesome, maybe it's the legendary finger magic, or Xiao Li's flying knife? "

"How long will she sleep... She lives in my house, messing up all my plans and arrangements, everything is a mess... Even my 'Goudan' was kicked out of the house by her..."

"I have nothing to do, why not use her photos to tease people on the Internet..."

Lin Jia is also a person who likes to make trouble. Thinking about it, his eyes lit up and he immediately logged into Baidu for "Chang'e Fairy". This community has more than 20 million members, countless water armies, and super high traffic. It is one of the most influential online communities in China.

Lin Jia's computer skills are not bad. Although he is not as good as a hacker, he is also methodical. After finding a foreign agent, he posted a message with a new account:

"I'm so scared, the future goddess is in my house, she's only twelve years old! It's said that she's the biological daughter of the fairy Chang'e!"

At the same time, Lin Jia also sent out Li Jiayu's bathing photo.

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