Chapter 1220 Hello, Lin Goudan!
"This is not enough for me!"
Before Lin Jia could be dumbfounded, Li Jiayu turned around and complained to him while swallowing the last chicken feet:
"I'm only 30% full, you, give me some more food!"
"Uh..."
Lin Jia was stunned this time. He looked at Li Jiayu's shiny cherry mouth with his eyes rolling, and looked at the scattered boxes on the table. He really couldn't believe that Li Jiayu would eat so fast...
He just rubbed his neck and took a breath. It was less than a minute, but she almost ate up the steaming breakfast in such a short time. Isn't she afraid of the heat? What surprised him most was that Li Jiayu ate chicken feet without spitting out the bones. Her teeth were too good. Although many people can eat chicken feet without spitting out bones, it really takes some skills to swallow all five chicken feet in such a short time...
"You, why are you so awesome..." Lin Jia trembled a little absent-mindedly.
"Because I'm awesome!"
Li Jiayu's pink cheeks bulged, and her eyes flashed coldly like a hungry wolf. She pointed her greasy fingers at the tip of Lin Jia's nose and shouted sharply:
"Did you hear me? I said, I'm still hungry. Hurry up and get me some more food!"
"Uh..." Lin Jia smiled awkwardly, took a few steps back, and asked carefully: "How many people do you want to eat breakfast for?"
"Three... No, five!" Li Jiayu showed five fingers, but she tilted her head and thought about it, then shuddered and changed her words and shouted: "No, no, no, I want to eat ten people! Eat until I'm full!"
"...Come on, you think you have a lot of food in your stomach, how can you possibly eat ten people's food? That will burst your stomach..." Lin Jia glanced at Li Jiayu's flat belly.
"Stop making so much noise! I said ten portions, that's ten portions! Go get it now!"
"Okay, okay, I'll go right now. I didn't expect a time traveler to be so good at eating. I guess even Yao Ming doesn't eat as much as you do. If there's a big eater competition someday, you can probably rank in the top three. Just relying on this, you can get tens of thousands of dollars in bonuses, and you won't have to worry about your life. Maybe you can even enter the Guinness Book of Records..."
"Stop whining, go right now!!!"
"Okay, okay, I'll go right now..." Lin Jia spread his hands and said helplessly: "It's too time-consuming to make porridge for you now. There aren't many vegetables in the refrigerator... Well, how about making some noodles for you with some canned beef, ham, How about eggs, tomatoes, and dried fish? "
"Can they be cooked well?"
"It should be OK..."
"Then why are you still standing there? Go and make it!"
"Yes!"
Lin Jia quickly tied on an apron, took out various materials from the refrigerator and started working, and at the same time reminded:
"Oh, by the way, do you want to eat some fruit? There is watermelon in the refrigerator. If you like it, you can take it. I don't remember where I put the fruit knife, but there is a kitchen knife on the chopping board..."
Lin Jia hadn't finished speaking when he heard a muffled "bang". He turned around quickly and saw that a watermelon on the dining table was smashed into pieces and bright watermelon juice splashed everywhere.
Even Li Jiayu's face and hair were stained with some watermelon juice. Fortunately, she was wearing a wine red vest and didn't mind the watermelon juice staining it...
"What are you doing?"
"It's too troublesome to cut the watermelon with a knife. You can still eat it with a punch!"
"You..."
Lin Jia rolled her eyes,
as if she had inhaled poison gas. She was completely speechless by Li Jiayu. It turned out that Li Jiayu was a violent maniac. She didn't want to waste any energy on things that could be solved with violence. Now, she didn't even bother to use a knife. She just moved the watermelon in the refrigerator to the table and hit it with a fist to solve everything. Tsk, tsk, it's really fun to return to nature.
In the past, there were entertainment programs that showed people breaking apples and peeling durians with bare hands. Now there is Li Jiayu who can smash watermelons with one punch. By the way, she can also participate in the "Unique Skills" program. With her brute force, she can smash a thousand watermelons in a row without breathing heavily...
"What do you mean by me? I've seen a stone broken by a chest, but haven't you seen a watermelon smashed with bare hands? You have long hair but short knowledge!"
Li Jiayu picked up a small piece of fresh watermelon and gobbled it up, her mouth full of watermelon juice. Fortunately, there was a tissue next to the table, so she wiped the juice while eating the watermelon, otherwise the watermelon juice would flow into her neck and dirty her white shirt.
Lin Jia was full of black lines on her head and rolled her eyes helplessly. If you want to say that she has long hair but short knowledge, it is obviously Li Jiayu's hair that is long, her flowing black and shiny hair is as long as her hips!
But Lin Jia is a good young man in the new century after all, and he doesn't argue with unreasonable women. He quietly buries his head in cooking noodles, lighting the fire, adding oil, adding noodles, beating eggs, and chopping tomatoes, and he is very busy.
Li Jiayu ate the watermelon happily while turning her bright eyes and scanning the kitchen, asking from time to time:
"Hey, what is this in the refrigerator?"
"That's chocolate, it's been in the refrigerator for almost half a year."
"Is it delicious?"
"Girls usually like to eat it, try it, it tastes like strawberry."
"Then I won't eat it!" Li Jiayu said disdainfully.
"You don't eat what girls usually like to eat?"
"Yes, because I'm not a normal person."
"But the breakfast you just had is what normal people like to eat..."
"It's so noisy! If you don't speak, no one will think you are mute! Hey, what is that?"
"That is the lizard I raised, the green iguana. It is very docile, well-behaved and sensible. I named it Lin Goudan..."
But in a corner of the kitchen, I saw a sleeping lizard lying quietly. It was green, plump, and the skin was tight and wrinkle-free. Although it looked a bit ugly in appearance, it looked quite majestic.
"Lin Goudan? What a good name!"
"You, what are you doing? Don't go over and tease it. With your level of violence, you will definitely crush the dog's balls to death!"
"No, I like it!"
Li Jiayu moved lightly and ran to "Lin Goudan" with a swoosh. She gently stretched out her fingers and poked its head to wake it up from its deep sleep.
Unexpectedly, the moment the lizard opened its eyes and saw Li Jiayu, it was as if it had seen the most terrifying man-eating devil in the world. It opened its mouth and screamed in horror, then jumped up with the strength of sucking milk, and swished He rolled and crawled all the way, bumping against stools, sofas, and coffee tables, and finally stumbled to the window, spreading his limbs as if jumping off a building, and jumped down suicidal...
"Wow! Goudan, what's wrong with you!"
When Lin Jia saw this, he couldn't help being shocked. He didn't care about making any more noodles. He ran directly to the window and looked down. He saw that "Lin Goudan" who fell from the second floor was not killed. , it only broke one leg, but even if it was injured, it dragged the broken leg like a chicken blood, crawled forward staggeringly, and fled towards the forest...
"Goudan, what's wrong with you!"
Lin Jia felt extremely strange. He had been raising this lizard for more than half a year and it had always been very well-behaved. Why was he so frightened that he ran for his life when he saw Li Jiayu today?
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