Happy Ending for Stark! (This Is a Joke and Has Basically Nothing to Do with This Book! Haha!)

Alvin looked cheerful like a hard-working farmer, wielding his tomahawk "Famine" and digging out the nearby keel bones that were integrated with the rocks piece by piece.

Stark and Norman refused to help with "farm work" on the grounds of being weak!

Frank watched Alvin working alone for a long time, and couldn't bear to say, "I have to go up and take a look. The school's safety and security work needs to be checked again!"

Alvin gave them a disdainful middle finger. These weaklings were really not suitable for this job.

The strange power of the dragon bone seemed to recognize someone. That Danny Rand took a large piece of it to treat his injuries, but he didn't seem to be doing well.

But the curious Stark just touched it and felt like he received a strong electric shock, turning all the hair on his body into fly ash.

Norman saw what Stark was going through and stood aside knowingly. Such a hard-core hair removal method is really not something anyone can bear!

Just as Alvin was digging hard, a strange ripple flashed at the school door, and two men wearing tight white uniforms appeared at the door of the school security room.

Several tired security guards with rifles in their hands and evil looks noticed something strange, and pointed their automatic rifles at the two men who suddenly appeared.

Domingo held up the Remington vigilantly, stared with terrifying eyes, and shouted loudly, "Who the hell are you? Get down on the ground quickly, or I will make a few big holes in you!"

The two men raised their hands obediently, and one of them shouted loudly: "Domingo, calm down, it's me, Stark, it's me!

If you're pointing a gun at me, I'll beat you up! "

Domingo was stunned for a moment, with a ferocious smile on his extremely ferocious face. He took a few steps forward with his gun raised, and kicked the other man between the legs of another man who was raising his hands in panic but said nothing.

"Oh~" Stark screamed, clicked on his helmet, stared at Domingo in disbelief, then pointed at the dick holding him and lay down on the ground, unable to even scream. The guy who came out shouted: "Are you crazy? I told you I was Stark!"

Domingo glanced at Stark sideways and said, "That's why I kicked him, now put your hands up quickly.

You idiot, how dare you pretend to be our honorary principal!

You definitely didn't know that he came to school half an hour ago.

And, well, your mask is very poorly made and has too many wrinkles on it! "

Stark cursed "FUCK" and ignored Domingo's threat. He squatted next to the man who was knocked down and pressed on his helmet, revealing a thin-looking man with curly hair. Face.

“Scott, Scott, how are you?

Oh~ you look terrible! "Stark looked at the curly-haired man with a strange expression and said.

Scott covered his dick and made a suffocating, whistle-like breathing sound from his mouth.

Stark glanced at Domingo unhappily and said, "Dude, you just kicked a superhero in the balls, you're going to lose your job, I said so!"

Stark's strength made Domingo stunned for a moment, and then the little security leader grinned and let out a mocking laugh, pointed behind Stark, and said: "My boss is there, if you can Convincing him to fire me doesn't matter to me!

I actually think driving a school bus suits me better! "

As he spoke, Domingo tilted his neck and made a request, saying, "Work hard and let me drive the school bus. Kindergarten is the best!"

After hearing this, Stark looked back and broke out in cold sweat. It turned out that Frank was walking in this direction with a cold face.

"Well~ I am really Tony Stark, and I also know that there is another me in the basement, and he has a shaved head.

Hmm~Does this prove that I am who I am? "Stark helplessly spread his hands and looked at the cold Frank and said.

After Frank listened, a strange smile appeared on his face. He approached Stark, looked at his old face carefully, and said, "You look very similar to Stark, but the Stark I know is in the basement. With Alvin.

Do you still insist that you are Tony Stark? "

Frank said with a smile and stomped on Scott's ankle!

Hearing a "stuck" sound from Scott's ankle, Frank glanced with satisfaction at Scott, whose eyes were as wide as bells, and he didn't know whether he should hold his dick or his ankles with his hands, and then stared at Star Looking at Ke's eyes, he said seriously: "I think you'd better complain to the guy who sold you the mask. He sold you the 2019 Stark mask!"

Stark was worried and wanted to take care of his companions who came with him, but Frank's threat really made him scared.

He didn't even dare to activate the nano-armor on his body, because he felt that Frank would stab himself a dozen times before the nano-armor was armed.

"Hey~ man, I'm really Stark, Tony Stark, I'm from 2019, I need to meet Alvin, this is important!"

Stark raised his hands, glanced helplessly at Scott, who was about to faint from pain, and said to Frank: "For the sake of God, let Dr. Ethan come over and take a look at him!

It would be stupid if "Ant-Man" became the first "time hijacker" to have his dick kicked out!

My Avengers will never want such an unlucky guy! "

Scott was on the ground recovering for a long time. After hearing Stark's bastard words, he raised his middle finger to him in despair and cursed: "Stark, FUCK YOU~"

I shouldn't believe you, you bastard!

I've said we should be careful, this is the most dangerous place in the universe. "

As he spoke, Scott glanced at Frank, who had a strange expression, and cursed angrily: "We agreed to kill that little bastard Nick Custer together.

Look at how stupid you are, you dare not speak when you see his father! "

Frank looked at Stark with a strange expression and said in a deep voice: "You want to hurt Nick? Are you sure? You really don't know who he is?"

Stark didn't know what he was thinking, and his expression suddenly turned ugly. He stared at Frank angrily and said, "Of course we know that his father is the Punisher, the most terrifying dean of academic affairs in the universe. He His godfather is Alvin, the most powerful man in the universe."

While talking, Stark didn't know where the courage came from, but he bravely stepped forward, pointed his finger at Frank's chest, and said fiercely: "I also know that this little bastard will organize a naughty children's alliance ten years later.

He stole a spaceship and wandered into the universe with Ghost Rider's daughter, Ant-Man's daughter, and my fucking nine-year-old daughter!

Oh~ and little Ginny, the bad girl, was also an accomplice. She put on a blindfold and a hook on her hand, and loudly called herself a space pirate! "

At this point, Stark covered his head sadly, stared at Frank's suddenly embarrassed face, and said: "The flaming skeleton was also coming, and he wanted to burn that bastard Nick to death.

But we persuaded him, and Scott and I came over just to break his other leg!

The results of it? Damn you, you broke Scott's leg! "

Frank frowned and looked at Stark who was talking nonsense, and said with some uncertainty: "You said it just like that, but when did you have a daughter?

You don't look like a guy who likes kids!

And even if it’s true~”

As he spoke, Frank put a "poor" smile on his face, and said with some difficulty: "He is still a child~"

Stark probably thought of something, but the more he thought about it, the angrier he got and cursed: "Child? That little bastard kidnapped my daughter~"

As he spoke, Stark covered his face in discomfort and said, "Morgan said to me yesterday, "I love you three thousand times!" "

As a result, today I followed a little bastard to the universe and became a pirate~

I’m going to kill that bastard Nick~”

Frank was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to do. Although the origin of this Stark was very strange, it seemed, maybe, maybe, that there was some credibility in it!

"Dude, you have to calm down! You know I can't let you do that!

Well, you have said so much, where is Alvin? Did he just let it go? "

Stark angrily chopped his foot on the ground and said, "That bastard is also an accomplice~

Did he think I could forgive him by pretending to be angry and being hospitalized for a cerebral hemorrhage?

Son of a bitch! He equipped several children and pretended I didn’t know!

Oh~ My little pumpkin, she is only nine years old, it is really stupid to imitate that silly girl Ginny holding a pair of hammers! "

As he spoke, Stark stared at Frank with a sneer and said: "Before I came, I gave birth to another son, who happened to be the same age as your daughter. You are finished!

I decided to train Nick as a little bastard.

You're done, I said! "

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This is a joke!

The author watched Avengers 4 today and decided to make up another ending for Stark to make Marvel fans happy!

The end of a hero shouldn't be because of too high a fucking salary!